This guy who came to visit a friend for no reason actually lived in a dead face.

Lu Su had a headache with this guy walking around the house and asked him why he didn't wear clothes. The ear moon knife said, "Do you want to give me clothes?" ”

"Wait, I'll find you panties."

Wearing a pair of underwear for him to wear, the smell of pornography is still unabated, and the ear moon knife said, "Look at it." ”

"Bang" The underwear tore and fell to the ground with a fragment the size of a fingernail, and Lu Su was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time. The Ear Moon Knife said, "Got it? It's not that I don't wear it, I just can't wear it. ”

"You've been cursed by a naked wizard?"

"No, my demon skill is 'Thousand Winds Scythe'!" Saying that many looming sharp blades were generated around his body, surrounding his body, that thing was both a knife and wind, both real and illusory, compared to the "palm reversal" that can only perform folding mobile phones, "A Thousand Winds and Sickles" is more ornamental...... It's really gorgeous, this feeling of being surrounded by wind knives.

In other words, no matter what clothes you wear, you will be torn apart as soon as you launch your demon skills, so I simply don't wear clothes...... Naked and naked, naked has become a kind of character setting.

"I'll give you a nickname, 'Panty Ripper.'" Lu Su said.

Of course, the ear moon knife is not completely naked, and there is a pair of shoes on his feet...... In addition to the convenience of walking, the rest of the function is to distinguish him from the actor.

In the next few days, Lu Su and Jin Duan went to train during the day, and when they came back at night, they had to face the chatter of the Eryue Knife, listen to him brag about his past battles, and cook for this guy.

There were times when the old man was so annoyed that he ran to the abandoned factory to clean up.

A week later, Eryue Dao gradually became familiar with C City, riding around on his windy motorcycle. Looking at his back riding a motorcycle, Lu Su suddenly thought, where had he seen him before?

One night he came back with a girl, and said to Lu Su with a hippie smile: "I won't sleep on the sofa tonight, can you please let the bed out." ”

"My bed is too small, you go to the roof, it's big and spacious, and you can enjoy the moon."

"Tonight is the first day of junior high school."

After stalking for a long time, Lu Su finally relented...... In fact, his bed has been empty for the past few days, but he resolutely refuses to give it up because it involves the issue of sovereignty, well, sovereignty has fallen partially.

That night, the bed over there was creaking, not to mention all kinds of cathartic shouts, the three of them hid in the room over there watching TV, Lu Su said to the wall very unhappily: "Bastard, how can there be a man in this world who calls 'bed, you give me death!'" ”

"Ah, I'm going to die!" The Ear Moon Knife on the other side of the wall shouted, but it was clearly not in response to him.

But then again, how did this pervert get to the girl, she didn't even have a package, and some girls bought it? At breakfast the next day, he said proudly, "You must be curious how I got my sister." ”

"Huh? No! Lu Su said duciously.

He said proudly: "I have always had something to say, this is my way of being a sister!" ”

"How can you be straight? Ask directly? ”

"yes!"

Lu Su was stunned and didn't know why, Jin Duan later said to him: "I said it earlier, men's six-pack abs have a miraculous effect, and women have the least ability to control strong abs...... Of course I'm not attracted to that kind of thing, I really don't! ”

"Like men like boobs?"

"Hey, almost."

"Yes!" The threat of this rogue eater in Lu Su's heart has risen, will he enter the door one day and bump into him and Jin Duan after staying for a long time...... This kind of disillusionment is terrifying when you think about it, no, you must drive him away! …,

Once upon a time, there was also this kind of thing in his own family, that is, a junior who admired his father, and claimed to be a literary youth, looking for dreams and the like in a different place, and lived in his home, and lived for a few months.

Those months were a nightmare for the family!

The diner opened the wine he drank at home for the New Year without authorization, grabbed snacks with Lu Su, who was a few years old, occupied his game console, and damaged his toys (these items were simply heinous to Lu Su at that time). And he threw the dirty clothes he changed to his mother and didn't even say thank you, and casually pulled his father's letters...... He lived a comfortable life, and the so-called "search for dreams" was not put into practice at all.

Because he is an "ignorant offspring", my father never said anything, and he never expressed his dissatisfaction once; And my mother has endured it for a long time, her attitude has changed to a very strict level, and she has even clearly issued an eviction order, but this guy's skin has been thick to the extreme; Lu Su naturally annoyed him, but he was only a few years old at the time.

When he stayed for a few months, this guy seemed to be about to become the owner of the family, and his parents were just venting because he had a fight. Later, my mother heard that he was allergic to marine fish, and thought of a poisonous trick, marine fish was still very expensive back then, and she made marine fish at every meal, so she almost used marine fish soup to cook rice.

Finally, the diner with red spots packed up his things and left, and when he left, he took away a month's salary from his father, but that night's meal was the happiest for the family.

"I'm going to chase him away!" Lu Su said with determination.

"Oh, I'll see."

Lu Su's method went straight to the point, he said to the old man and Jin Duan, from today on, we don't eat at home, we don't go home after eating out every day, both of them are willing to cooperate, and not having to cook is the thing that Jin Duan is most happy about.

Using this method to starve for a few days in a row, Lu Su secretly observed, not only did he not seem to be hungry, but also occupied the computer, TV and bathroom more energetically every day, obviously he hadn't eaten for several days, and he was still doing sit-ups in the living room in the early morning.

This unsolved mystery was finally revealed a few days later, and several nearby restaurant owners came to Lu Su to ask for food money, they said that they delivered food to their homes every day, and they already owed several debts, and they had to settle it today.

"Hey, your restaurant here tastes so good." When the boss came to ask for money, Eryue Dao lay on the sofa and said lazily.

You shameless diner! Lu Su roared secretly.

"Brother Lu Su, what are you going to eat at night?" He asked.

Lu Su sat opposite him with a gloomy face: "I know that there is a dish that is particularly delicious, boil the eggs and then fry them into tiger skin eggs, and when you eat them, you will use chopsticks to skewer them and roll them on top of the sauce, and the name of this dish is chopsticks and eggs!" ”

"Eggs aren't my favorite, but I'm interested in trying them."

I don't understand such an obvious hint, is this person shameless or broad-hearted!

Gritting his teeth, he simply understood a little more: "When are you leaving, I'll send you off when I arrive." ”

"Let's live for three years and five years, it's much better here than in the north, but there is no heating in winter."

"A few of us can all go out on a trip in a few days."

"Then I'll go too!"

"Alas!" Lu Su let out a long sigh and lowered his head, admitting defeat.

In the next few days, Lu Su simply turned a blind eye, when the Eryue Knife occupied the computer, he went to watch TV, and when he occupied the TV, he went to use the computer, and went out to eat if he could, but when he came back, he brought a copy to the Eryue Knife, not because he was afraid that he would be hungry, but because he was afraid that he would spend too much money on going to the restaurant to eat Haisai, and the last settlement account was actually thousands.

Jin Duan said: "Why don't we fix him, we can't beat him?" ”

"Forget it, it's better to have fewer grudges, at least he's not a bad person, he's just a little shameless." …,

I thought that this guy was going to be a member from now on, Lu Su comforted himself, although people hate it, but if they are very powerful when fighting, it can be regarded as a good deal. Unexpectedly, one night he suddenly announced that he was leaving, and Jin Duan said happily, "You finally know shame." ”

"No, I have something to do. Brother Lu Su, I am taking care of you during this time, in fact, I came to you this time for other things, I am ostensibly a diner......"

Lu Su was taken aback, but he was still a hidden person: "What is it?" ”

"Actually, I'm a diner with a purpose."

"What purpose."

"Make friends!"

"You give me death."

Eryue Dao smiled nonchalantly: "Have you heard of the grass head dragon?" ”

"Yes!" The old man said, "The demons in an area fight each other, and in the end there will be one of the strongest demons, and some places call him the grass-headed dragon, but we don't call it that." ”

"Yes!" Eryue Dao said, "I came to City C and found out that Lu Su and Jin Duan are the strongest demons in several cities in Fangyuan, so I specially came to look for you." But after all, it's the first acquaintance, and I don't know who you are, no matter what I really think. ”

"What do you really think?" This guy shouldn't want to say that eating and drinking for nothing these days is some form of character temptation, Lu Su really wanted to throw the ashtray on the table in his face.

He put a photo on the table, I don't know where he took it out, the photo is very blurry, it is the back of a person, it should be a man, wearing a hat, there is a very long and thin thing on his back, wrapped in cloth, eighty percent is a weapon.

"I want to join forces with you to get rid of this demon called Lou Xu!"

"He has a grudge against you?"

"No grudge at all? He is the grass dragon of Y City, and if the strongest demon mind in one area is not correct, the entire city will suffer its kind and humans. Lou Xu is killing people everywhere in Y City, and I heard that he is addicted to eating people! The local people and demon slayer are helpless, and we are the only ones who can do this! Although our demons are burdened with the fate of killing each other, this way of self-purification has existed in ancient times, the grass-headed dragons in one place are harmful to the Quartet, and the grass-headed dragons in other places are jointly killed! ”

This diner suddenly said these high-sounding words, and Lu Su couldn't help but be a little surprised.

He also said: "After this period of observation, both of you are good-hearted people, so I think we can become companions for the time being, and go and kill Lou Ruin!" ”

"But why should I believe you!" Lu Su asked coldly.

"Why?" The Ear Moon Knife was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Just because I am the Ear Moon Knife!" ”

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