Fourth, unqualified

Bistable said calmly: "It's not that there are difficult things, but there are easy things to do, and it depends on how you do it." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" "It seems that students still can't do without the teacher?!" Seeing that Teacher Qian was putting up a shelf, Bistable immediately changed the conversation and said: "Now, we don't talk about work, you and I go to the children's car to experience the feeling of imagination." ”

Director Qian said a little timidly: "That feeling is what you children want, I don't want to find that feeling." "Imagination is like putting up a shelf, the bigger the shelf, the more it falls, it will be hung up. ”

Director Qian listened to the student's words and knew that the student was ridiculing himself. He immediately said, "I'm getting old now, and there's nothing you can do about anything." I think you have something to discuss with me———— if you have something, just say it!"

Seeing that Mr. Qian was no longer putting on a show, he said sincerely: "The next step, what I want you to do is to recruit talents." I have a directory of the small ticket bank that is in urgent need of talent, and you will be in charge of the recruitment. ”

After Shuangwen finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and handed a recruitment notice to Director Qian, he took the notice in his hand, looked at it with big eyes, stretched out his left hand and patted his chest and said: "This is a trivial matter, I will definitely recruit you the talent you want." ”

More than ten days have passed, and the talents recruited by Director Qian will also be met and interviewed by the two presidents. In the interview hall, Director Bistable and Director Qian sat in the main examination seat of the hall, and a little girl stood next to him in charge of reception.

At more than eight o'clock in the morning, the head of the double bank said: "Now the interview begins, please invite the first candidate to enter the interview." The little girl hurriedly walked out of the hall, and she said to the candidates outside the hall, "Gao Gao, please come in." ”

Under the leadership of the little girl, Gao Gao walked into the interview hall. The little girl asked Gao Gao to sit down on a chair opposite the two captains. The head of the two lines looked at the visitor, this person's name was Gao Gao, in fact, the body of the person who came was not particularly tall, he was about eleven or twelve years old, he had the shape of a monkey, he was wearing a jacket, sneakers, and he walked neatly and vigorously.

After he sat down in his seat, he said in a bistable state: "Gao Gao, I looked at your resume and your written test results, and I know that you are a child star, and your written test results are also very good. Mr. Qian introduced you to me and said that you are smart, perceptive, and intelligent. I don't know what your specialties are yet, so please explain your specialties in public. ”

Gao Gao's eyes widened, and he said simply: "It's better to demonstrate it to open everyone's eyes." He stood up and reached out to pull the chair he was sitting in into the corner of the hall. He walked briskly to the center of the hall, clasped his hands into fists, and made a gesture to everyone, and then said, "I am here to make a fool of myself." ”

After he finished speaking, he flew off the floor and somersaulted a few times, and then began to perform his martial arts routines. Everyone present was amazed. Everyone looked at each other and said, "Good kung fu." ”

After a burst of cheers, Gao Gao ended the martial arts performance, he walked to the center of the hall and stood with his hands in fists, and said very politely: "Interview leader, now it means that the performance has ended, please criticize and guide the leaders." ”

After Gao Gao finished speaking, he walked to the corner of the hall and pulled the chair back into its place, and sat back on the chair to listen to the bistable question. After a pause for a moment, he said unhurriedly: "I watched Gao Gao's martial arts performance just now, and I feel that Gao Gao has deep attainments in martial arts. However, as a new employee of a future bank, you must not only know martial arts, but also practice meditation, that is, sitting kung fu. ”

He paused at this point, and said with a pleasant face: "I'll give you a new exam question now, which is to have you sit at a computer desk for four hours to see if you can stick to it." ”

Gao Gao was a little dumbfounded when he heard this, he grabbed his hair with his right hand and said: "I was born to be active, I am lively all day long, you can test me anything, but if you let me sit for a few hours, then I can't stand it." ”

Bistable smiled and said, "If you want to work in a bank, you have to practice sitting kung fu." Speaking of this, the head of the two banks changed the topic and said: "I think so! You first go to the monastery of Wutai Mountain and follow the monk to practice kung fu for a year, and then apply for a job!"

Gao Gao listened to him, immediately stood up, he tilted his head slightly, said "goodbye" in his mouth, and then turned and walked away.

After Gao Gao left, Director Qian said to the little girl, "You go and pass the second classmate who participated in the interview to enter." The little girl immediately walked out of the hall and said in a child's voice like a silver bell, "Please enter Ma Long." Ma Long replied: "Arrived." With that, he walked into the hall with light steps. This Malone has a bean sprout-shaped body, about one meter four tall, and this person's ears are very large.

The head of the two lines glanced at the visitor and said, "Mr. Ma Long, please sit down on the chair." Malone pulled a chair with his hand and sat down opposite the examiner. The double bank leader said: "Ma Long, I have read your resume and have a general understanding of your situation. Now the first question I have to you is: What is the use of the ear?"

Malone never imagined that the president of the small ticket bank would ask such a question. He opened his eyes wide, pricked up his ears and thought for a while, and said, "The ear is a tube used to receive external sounds-------- and it is a receiver for receiving external audio information. ”

Bistable interrupted Malone's words: "Okay! You're right, but I raise this question with another intention, which is that I lack an analyst of the trend change in the swap prices of the world's five major currencies." This work requires the constant collection of economic information, analysis of currency price trends, and then telling everyone.

This work requires close cooperation and rapid response of the four abilities of the human ear, eyes, mouth and brain. Now I'm going to give you a slip of paper with thirty phone numbers on it, and I'm going to ask you to read it in eighty seconds. ”

After Bistable finished speaking, the little girl handed the note with the phone number printed to Ma Long, and Ma Long took the note with the phone number printed on it in his hand. Director Qian held the second watch in his hand and said, "The test begins." ”

After Malone quickly read out a few sets of numbers, he didn't know what the reason was, and Malone stammered and couldn't make his words clear. When he saw it, he waved his hand and said, "No! Then Bistable beckoned a third test taker to the field.

3rd and 4th place--------。

Bistable interviewed 10 candidates in one morning, either stuttering and speaking badly, or having poor eyes or slow brain turning, and the results of the 10 candidates did not meet the criteria set by Bistable. After the interview, Bistable said to Director Qian: "Before the recruitment, you said that it was a trivial matter, but none of the ten people you recommended were qualified, what do you think?"