Chalk is the best hidden weapon for English teachers.

If you think of this scene as a slow motion in a movie, with special effects and close-ups, the scenario is as follows:

Half of the chalk was like a bullet, spinning at a rapid speed of 360 degrees, bringing a strong wind, slowly passing through the black pressure of the human head under the podium, and attacking Zhang Ming.

"Bang!" Zhang Mingzhong had a hidden weapon and fell in response.

In the end, Zhang Ming was called to the office by the head teacher and washed his face wildly with the exclusive "Xuangong of Saliva Star Splashing".

"The cat is a cat, and I save my face." After school, Zhang Ming rode his bicycle to his home, and he was still thinking about going home and playing games for a while.

Zhang Ming's school is located in the suburbs, regardless of the remote location, and it is a private high school, but the admission rate to a prestigious university is surprisingly good. Because it is private, the tuition fee is expensive because of the high rate of admission to higher education. Therefore, most of the people who can go to this high school are some children whose family backgrounds are either rich or expensive or have good grades.

The reason why Zhang Ming was able to go to this school was because his parents spent a lot of money to hope that their son would become a successful man and get ahead.

The poverty of the fathers must not be extended to the next generation.

However, those children of wealthy families go to school, and they are all sent by car. Zhang Ming and Zhou Xiaojuan go to school, and they have to reverse when they take the bus, and if they add traffic jams, I'm afraid they won't be able to get to school for an hour. Therefore, cycling is the smartest choice!

"Hey, die Zhang Ming, you're too much today, how can you curse the teacher?" Zhou Xiaojuan rode a bicycle to catch up.

Zhang Ming's riding skills are very skilled, he actually let go of the bicycle handlebars with both hands, and grimaced at Zhou Xiaojuan, "I want you to take care of it!" ”

"You-, I'll tell your mom when you go back!" Zhou Xiaojuan's little face was flushed with anger.

"I was wrong!" Zhang Ming apologized with a hippie smile. He is a man, and a man can bend and stretch.

At this time, a young man with gauze wrapped around his head caught up with Zhang Ming on a bicycle, "Hey, brother, don't be a cow, look at my appearance, it's the result of riding a bicycle without grabbing the handlebar!" ”

"Cat, you think I'm you?" Zhang Ming not only did not listen to the advice, but intensified his efforts and accelerated the speed of the car, and he never held the handles with both hands, holding his arms on his chest.

"The sword is out of the sheath, there is a grudge, who laughs, I just want to embrace you in my arms today......" Zhang Ming sang a song, and when he sang, Mu Meiting's beautiful little face appeared in his mind.

Suddenly, a car came in front of me and honked its horn.

Zhou Xiaojuan was so frightened that she exclaimed, "Dead Zhang Ming, be careful!" ”

Zhang Ming thought that he could avoid it safely, and he was always very calm and steady.

The car came in the dust, with a gust of wind.

Zhang Ming is Zhang Ming, and he actually - really - passed by the car safely!!

Zhou Xiaojuan's heart was beating faster, her heart palpitated, and she was so frightened that her face was pale, "Death Zhang Ming, you-scared me to death!" “

"Hehe, if Superman can fly, let me stop in the air for a while and overlook the world again......" Zhang Ming continued to sing, this time more proud, more unscrupulous.

"Cat's a cat!"

With a "plop", Zhang Minghuo fell off the bicycle headlong!

It turned out that the front wheel of the bicycle came off automatically.

"Zhang Ming-!"

Zhou Xiaojuan's screams echoed on the roads on the outskirts of the city.

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With a splitting headache and blurred eyes, Zhang Ming vaguely saw such a scene in front of him.

Barren mountains and mountains, night is about to fall.

A monk sits on a stone and recites sutras, wearing a robe with fine skin and tender flesh.

Damn, it's Tang Seng!

Behind Tang Seng, a female goblin stretched out her sharp scarlet slender ten fingers, and was slowly walking step by step, her face was filled with a demonic smile.

At the same time, Tang Seng is not far away:

Zhu Bajie is holding a beautiful woman kissing and gnawing.

Suddenly, the beautiful woman turned into a sand monk.

Zhu Bajie scolded angrily: "Lao Sha, can't you be patient a little more?" ”

Lao Sha smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Pig, you can be content, now it's your turn to become a beauty and let me Lao Sha tease, hurry up, it's not good to wait for Brother Monkey to come over!" ”

Zhang Ming originally thought they were filming, but when he looked around, he couldn't see the camera, the director, and the crew at all.

The cat is a cat, could it be that Lao Tzu has crossed over?

At this time, the female goblin behind Tang Seng was already close to the target.

When the female goblin's eyes glowed red and she was about to commit murder, she suddenly felt a blow to the back of her head, and then she fainted to the ground.

Zhang Ming held the brick in his hand and said to himself: "The female goblin is amazing? Hum! ”

"Ah, youkai—!" Tang Seng saw Zhang Ming's strange clothes and regarded him as a monster.

It's no wonder that Zhang Ming was wearing modern clothes, and Tang Seng hadn't seen it, so he was naturally shocked.

Fortunately, at this time, the Monkey King arrived in time, and he took in the scene of Zhang Ming saving Tang Seng.

Zhang Ming tried his best to explain his origin, but the four masters and apprentices still didn't understand. was extremely depressed, Zhang Ming suddenly had an idea, and wanted them to give him some treasures, and then go back to school to show off.

For the sake of Zhang Ming saving Tang Seng, Monkey King took out a book with the cover reading: "Xuantian Nine Changes".

Just as Zhang Ming was about to take over the cheatbook, he was woken up.