Liu Xuan read a few more questions, and the classmates were happy again, the person who answered the question was too weird, and the thinking couldn't be compared with normal people at all!

Chen Duan can't close his eyes and cultivate, he can now understand who Liu Xuan said, he is the only one in the class who is not smiling now, which means that everyone's answer is not what Liu Xuan reads, after all, who will laugh at himself if he has nothing to do?

Zhao Xiaosong, who was at the same table, also smiled happily, and when he saw Chen Dui open his eyes, he immediately smiled and said, "Brother Dusk, who do you say this is?" That's stupid! Haha, this kind of answer can be answered, I really doubt if he has some intellectual defects! ”

Zhao Xiaosong laughed so much that tears flowed out, and after finishing speaking to Chen Dui, he turned his head again and talked to Yu Yan in the seat behind him. &Top&Dot&Novel{}

Chen Dui's eyes squinted at Zhao Xiaosong, there was a hint of evil in his eyes, and the sharp color was not concealed at all.

Don't look at Chen Dui's usual coldness, but he is really a stingy person in his heart, and other classmates are just that, Zhao Xiaosong actually dared to mock himself in front of him so unscrupulously...... Well, whether the other party knows it or not, Chen Du is not happy to hear it anyway!

At this time, Zhao Xiaosong, who was chatting happily with Yu Yan, suddenly changed his face, his mouth was instantly closed, the skin and flesh on his face were tightly shrunk together, and the eyes on the bridge of his nose slipped off and fell to the ground, but Zhao Xiaosong had no intention of picking it up at all.

"Komatsu, what's wrong with you?" Yu Yan was closest to Zhao Xiaosong, and when she saw that the other party's face suddenly changed, she hurriedly asked.

Zhao Xiaosong seemed to be holding his breath, his face was extremely red, his legs were tightly clamped together, and he looked very uncomfortable.

"Komatsu, what's wrong?" At this time, Chen Du finally made a move, and his palm gently patted Zhao Xiaosong's shoulder.

The next moment, a strange noise came out of the noisy classroom.

Burst~~~

The sound of farts is like thunder, and it is endless.

The whole classroom fell silent in an instant.

But this silence was only for a moment, and soon the class became lively again, and the topic shifted from Liu Xuan's reading test paper just now to the sound of farts.

Zhao Xiaosong has a bitter gourd face, this is the second time! The first time was yesterday in the cafeteria where I suddenly wanted to fart, this time it was more serious, that sound, that duration...... Zhao Xiaosong was about to cry.

Yu Yan is also embarrassed and doesn't know how to comfort her, this fart in public, no matter how you say it, the key is that you are still so loud, this is already ignoring the existence of others!

"Haha, Yu Yan, is your Xiaosong sick, it's best to go to the hospital for a while, don't affect the sexual well-being of the two of you!" Lu Yaqi on the side also walked out of the state just now, in front of outsiders, she was still the girl who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Hearing Lu Yaqi's ridicule, Yu Yan's face turned red.

This appearance suddenly shocked Lu Yaqi, looked at Yu Yan and Zhao Xiaosong with an incredible expression, pointed at the two of them with his finger, and said in shock: "You guys...... Isn't it really that fast!? ”

The two sides only confessed yesterday, and it was only a night...... Judging by the meaning of the two, it seems that they have already done some kind of restrictive thing!

Yu Yan was simply the same as Zhao Xiaosong, blushing and burying her head in the book.

On the podium, Liu Xuan looked at the noisy scene in the audience, and couldn't cry or laugh for a while, how could anything happen suddenly in class, but in order to take care of Zhao Xiaosong's face, she still had to pull the topic back and transfer it to another hateful student!

"Alright, everyone, be quiet!" Liu Xuan coughed lightly, her prestige among the students was very high, the students were very obedient, and soon calmed down, seeing this, she continued: "The above is that classmate's answer, I have every reason to suspect that he did this on purpose!" I won't say much about the previous ones, let's take a look at his essay now, what is the essay topic for our exam this time, and can any of the students say about it? ”

Lu Yaqi is a loyal fan of Liu Xuan, and as soon as the latter finished speaking, Lu Yaqi got up and said loudly: "The title of the essay is "Sex and Love"! ”

Liu Xuan's pretty face suddenly darkened, and she looked at Lu Yaqi helplessly, what kind of mess do you say?

Seeing that Liu Xuan seemed to be a little angry, Lu Yaqi stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Sister Xuan, just kidding, just kidding......"

Chen Du didn't know what to say, this joke was not funny at all, isn't the title of the essay "Sex and Love"?

Liu Xuan on the podium was out of breath in an instant, what do you want me to say, I really doubt that you colluded with Chen Du to interfere with the line of sight?

"Call me teacher in class!"

"Got it, Xuan...... Teacher, if you continue in class, I think those two words are very similar, don't be angry. "Lu Yaqi is usually not afraid of heaven and earth, but she is afraid of this Sister Xuan in front of her.

As for the essay title she said just now, it is purely to liven up the atmosphere, and she is usually like this, anyway, no one will boldly write with that kind of essay topic, so even if the two words are very similar, there will be no one who reads it wrong, let alone someone who writes it wrong!

Liu Xuan glanced at Lu Yaqi speechlessly, and then said weakly: "Chen Dui, come up and get your test papers, remember to read the essay questions clearly in the future before answering!" Your score is 55 points! Liu Xuan almost gritted her teeth and said.

Ga!

All the students were shocked, listening to the teacher's meaning, could it be that the title of Chen Dui's essay was really "Sex and Love"?

"This girl is too funny, the previous answer is like that, and even the essay question can be read wrong, what a god!"

"I would like to know how he writes his essays?"

"Yes, sex and love...... Tsk, hehe......"

Chen Du ignored everyone's jokes, and walked up to the podium with some confusion, he still didn't know why he only scored 55 points, why did he get the wrong essay topic?

"Ha, what kind of person is looking for someone, the same table loves to fart, this guy is probably stupid!"

Although he didn't care about his classmates' jokes, when Chen Du passed by Liao Kai's seat, he heard the other party scolding him for being stupid, he was not calm, you said Zhao Xiaosong loves to fart, what are you doing with me?

In addition, Chen Duan didn't like Liao Kai in the first place, so he ......

Chen Dui patted Liao Kai's shoulder with his palm, and said inexplicably: "If you are sick, you should go to the doctor early!" ”

"Uh......" Liao Kai was stunned by the other party's brainless words, "What do you mean?" ”

To be honest, for Chen Dui, Liao Kai can still not provoke without provoking, after all, he is a person who even his cousin does not dare to teach, but it doesn't matter if he says bad things about the other party behind his back, and the voice he spoke just now is so small, plus the classroom is so noisy, the other party shouldn't have heard what he just said, right?

Chen Du pointed to the other party's crotch and said lightly: "Urinating in public, if it's not that you have a moral problem, it can only mean that you are sick!" ”

"Huh, I pee anywhere?" Liao Kai is unhappy, and he didn't look for anything like this, I don't want to provoke you, it doesn't mean I'm afraid of you!

Liao Kai was about to say something, but the voice of Zhou Peng, who was at the same table, came from his ears: "Brother Kai, your pants are wet......

After speaking, Zhou Peng's chubby body immediately went to the side, trying to stay away from Liao Kai, the smell was too bad!

My pants are wet? Liao Kai also felt it at the moment, and the most important thing was that the smell of urine in the air made him react.

Then he looked down, didn't he, his crotch was directly wet, and there was a water stain running down his trouser leg to the soles of his feet, but the key was why he suddenly peed his pants, which was completely without any warning and feeling?

"Haha, what's going on today, someone in front of me is farting, and someone in the back is starting to pee their pants, you say that no one will poop in class for a while, right?"

"Shhh, be quiet, Liao Kai is Liao Bingbing's cousin, let him hear it, you won't be able to eat and walk around!"

"I'm afraid of a bird, last time Liao Kai asked his cousin to teach Chen Du and Du Bin a lesson, but what was the result? Later, I didn't see Liao Bingbing again to pay attention to this matter, which means that Liao Bingbing didn't take Liao Kai seriously, and returned to his cousin? Who knows how many generations they have met? ”

"That's right, hehe...... This Liao Kai doesn't have the support of his cousin, in fact, he is a fart, he used to bully us, but now he really deserves it, he can pee his pants in class, it seems that he is really sick! ”

The other students in the class talked about it, and the topic pointed at Liao Kai, what did this girl eat, this urine smells so strong and smelly!

Liao Kai blushed, and all the surrounding discussions came into his ears, how could he ever be so embarrassed and embarrassed?

So in the sneering and gloating eyes of the surrounding classmates, Liao Kai quickly got up, and without saying hello to Liu Xuan, he ran out of the classroom with his head buried in his head.

Even Mo Xixue in the front row pursed her lips slightly, and couldn't help but chuckle, others don't know, but she knows Chen Dui's methods, I remember that not long ago, Chen Dui just passed by Du Bin, and the other party was paralyzed and went to the hospital, this time Liao Kai peed his pants, if she wants to say that it has nothing to do with Chen Dui, she doesn't believe it!

It's just that this stinky wood turned out to be a hooligan, and he actually wrote that kind of composition, it seems that he will have to be more wary of him in the future! Mo Xixue didn't know what she thought of, so she couldn't help but take a sip, her face flushed slightly.

At this time, Chen Duan had already gone to the test paper from Liu Xuan's hands and returned to composition.

Now that everyone's topics have all gathered on Liao Kai's side, Chen Du naturally has no one to talk about.

But this can make Liu Xuan on the podium very angry, today was originally to make Chen Duan make a good fool, and it can be regarded as a lesson to the other party, who let this guy go against him three times and several times? The last time I asked this guy to come to his office, the other party turned a deaf ear and completely ignored his own words.

Her Liu Xuan's anger value is also limited, it is really this Chen Du is too hateful, it is the first time she has encountered such a casual student, sleeping in class, often skipping class, answering exams randomly, and even ...... Even a light teacher!

Liu Xuan will not forget that every time she walks next to Chen Dui, this guy will involuntarily sniff the smell of his body with his nose!

So, it's not over today!