0943 Seriously funny
The next day was the first day of July, and Li Junhan came to the company's office early in the morning. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yesterday, he called Luo Hailing back to the company, and gave her all the eight "funny" songs he had recorded the day before yesterday for a whole day, and asked her to choose one as the fulfillment of the gamble that he did not promise.
In fact, he is still in a good mood.
Among these songs, some are very funny from the level of lyrics, and some sound normal, but Li Junhan has an exaggerated stage in his mind.
Speaking of which, Li Junhan feels that his trip to the island country can be said to be quite successful.
Even he was thinking that he could actually use these to release an official album or something......
Today he wants to come to the company to listen to Luo Hailing's opinion and ask her to choose that song.
This girl has been preparing for the debut of the girl group that seems to be named Bestie recently.,It should be next week or next week.,So it should be very busy.,This kind of thing is settled early.,She's good to be able to devote herself to work a little earlier.。
It's just that in the office, he was a little surprised when he saw a group of girls who shouldn't have gotten together in the first place.
"Why are you all back? Haven't you been busy lately? Li Junhan asked a little speechlessly about the nine people standing in a row in front of his desk.
"Teacher, these songs you wrote this time...... How did you write it? Zheng Endi's expression was a little serious and asked Li Junhan.
"That's it...... Write it out! What's wrong? ”
"Teacher, are you alright......?"
"What can happen!" Li Junhan smiled, "Why are you all so ......?"
"Nonsense! oppa! The sea spirits who listened to these songs were scared and cried, okay! Call us back urgently, for fear that oppa will make you do something strange with your brain. ”
"Didn't you ask me to write funny songs?"
"But what's that penultimate song called......
"The penultimate song? Which one? ”
"It's the ...... that eats forbidden fruit and unbuttons your shirt."
"Oh, that's it! "Majestic", what's wrong? Interesting, right? ”
“oppa! If you send out this kind of song, the next day you will become a national anti, okay! Xu Shuzhi, who was next to him, couldn't help it and spit out. Also, who did you sing the singing voice in that lead tape? We asked IU and Yayan, and they didn't know ......."
"Oh...... I use a computer synthesis. There is a synthesis software ...... in the island country"
"Yikes! We don't care about that! Kim Jin-hee, whose face was already flushed there, interrupted Lee Jun-han's words, "Oppa, did you break up with so-yeon, did you break up with so-yeon for too long, and you ran to the island country in a panic, what did you do strangely relax to write this kind of song?" ”
"You know what! Don't you think this song is very jumpy? Lee Jun Han glanced at Kim Jin-hee, "Why, do you think that if I used this song, you won't blame me for forcing you to sing that song "Barbarbar" before, right?" ”
"Yikes! oppa! Don't make a fuss! Kim Jin-hee hurriedly waved his hand.
"Then you don't like this song and plan to sing it?"
“……”
There was an instant silence in the room.
"If you don't like it, forget it, as for this......" Li Junhan was a little sneering.
At that moment just now, he realized that there is such a thing as eyes, although it can't kill people, but it can really make people hurt.
"Teacher, it's okay if you don't sing, but don't you really want to go to the hospital?" Park Cao'e finally took over the topic, "I feel that teacher, have you been a little mentally unstable recently?" ”
“…… Nope! Li Junhan smiled and shook his head, "Don't worry, I'm fine now!" ”
"Well, okay, teacher, you're really an artist!" An Xiyan snorted and sang, "Slender waist, bewitching posture......"
This is another song prepared by Li Junhan.
"This song is called "I Am Art", Xiyan, you sing it well!" Li Junhan's eyes lit up, "It's much better than me, otherwise this song will be better for you." ”
“…… I don't want it. An Xiyan shook her head as if she had seen something dirty. Teacher, you will not be oriented to transfer...... Bent, right? ”
"I just went back to the bar in the island country and suddenly wanted to try writing electronic music, you don't want to be so active in dampening my creative enthusiasm, okay?" Li Junhan was a little unhappy.
"Then teacher, what kind of strange attempt is your song that returned from the observation car all night, and the rap in it?" An Xiaozhen had a disgusting expression on her face, "With that coquettish tone, I couldn't even eat dinner yesterday." ”
"Oh, that song "Amusement Park", don't you think that style of rap is interesting? You also have a little more vision......" Li Junhan said with a smile, "Don't you feel tired of always that hiphop-style rap......?" ”
Ahn Hyo-jin really had a disgusted expression.
Li Junhan's words couldn't go on.
"If you let Sai Lun sing that song, maybe it's okay, you can come and ......" Zheng Endi also couldn't stand it, "It's really ......"
The nine shook their heads in unison.
"It's not like you're going to be funny!" Li Junhan was angry.
"Teacher, you're close to neurosis, if you continue like this, we probably won't have the next album!" An Xiyan sighed, "I guess we have to send you to the hospital first." ”
“…… Less nonsense! Since you've all listened to it and you think you're happy with any song, I'll just release it. Li Junhan interrupted Ahn Hee-yeon's words.
"It's just that song for men and women day and night......" Luo Hailing finally spoke next to him, "That song won't be called Jiangnan style, right?" ”
This song is already the most normal of these songs.
"You really still like this song!" Li Junhan laughed, "Well, this song is basically written because of you. Let's do it. It's just that this song won't be too normal, right? ”
"Not at all!" Luo Hailing hurriedly shook his head, "It's already an exaggeration." ”
"That's ......" Li Junhan nodded, "What about the other songs......"
"Just give it to us! We've got time to get back and make the sound come out. Kim Jin-hee interjected from the side.
"All for you? You ......" Li Junhan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "You just don't want me to sing!" ”
"Nonsense! Teacher, what do you want to sing "I Am Art"...... Go out and don't say I know you. An Xiyan looked disgusted in the real sense.
"Then that Gangnam style! I'll just arrange for a release. Li Junhan nodded, "The stage is not needed, right?" ”
"The stage? What stage? It's a dance song! oppa, are you going to dance? Kim Jin-hee had a hellish look on her face.
"Nonsense! Haven't you been haunted by me for letting you do that cylinder dance? Then I'll also go on stage to dance and lose someone to satisfy you. Li Junhan's face was fearless.
Once again, the nine men looked at each other.
"It really doesn't matter. Anyway, I don't know how to dance, and I guess there aren't many people in Korea who don't know about it...... Just go and play. At the end of July, I'm going to shoot Brother Yingshi's variety show, and then I'm going to Canada to film, if you want me to perform a circle of stage to dissipate your anger, then hurry up and say, today Monday, I can just arrange for them to send a comeback announcement or something, and I can go to the stage next week. Li Junhan showed a fearless spirit.
It's just that no one thinks he's fearless, and several girls are getting more and more worried.
"Do you want it?" Li Junhan couldn't help but get angry.
“…… Teacher, it's good that you're happy, it's just ...... Really don't go to the hospital? "Park Cao'e is really worried.
Seeing Park Cao'e's expression, Li Junhan, who was already angry, really couldn't get angry.
It's a sincere worry!
"It's fine." Li Junhan could only say this, and shook his head at Park Cao'e, "Don't think too much...... I just want to have fun. ”
“…… Teacher...... Do you want us to be together on stage this time? ”
"You guys? No need. Haven't you all been busy lately? It's good to go about my own business, and I'll just throw this person myself, and I don't have to bring you with me. ”
"Shame...... Teacher, what the hell are you ......" Zheng Youzhi, who had never spoken, couldn't help it, "What are you going to do!" ”
"Didn't you lose yourself before? I'm going to let people know now that I can be more ashamed than you, eh. Li Junhan said very seriously.
The girls were completely speechless.
"But, teacher, if you plan to release this song next week, do you want to make a music video or something?" Jung decided to turn the conversation to the technical.
"Of course I want to shoot! Didn't you think you were ashamed to shoot before...... I can't be like you. "Li Junhan's expression is that I don't go to hell, who will go to hell.
Zheng Endi patted his forehead.
I can't talk about it at all this day!
……
Although several girls in Aura saw Li Junhan's state and felt that it was completely hopeless, for Li Junhan, he didn't think so at all.
He's thinking very seriously.
Why can't you just play music or something? Li Junhan suddenly wanted to bring variety shows into music.
It's funny anyway! Can there be anything funnier than a variety show?
So how do you integrate variety shows into music...... The best way to do this is through MV shooting and stage performances!
But how do you make a funny film, but at the same time make it clear that it's not a musical or a short film, but a music video?
What's more, it was necessary to complete all the filming and editing in a week...... The difficulty is not ordinary.
Therefore, when he really puts his energy into his work, he doesn't care about strange thoughts such as being embarrassed and embarrassed.
The shooting team and even PD are easy to say, after all, JHL now has a complete set of teams that can be used, and the key to the problem is the concept of the MV......
After several girls gave up treatment for Li Junhan, he almost immediately devoted himself to writing the script of the MV.
All kinds of contrasting scenes according to the lyrics began to appear one by one in Li Junhan's brain.
In half a day, Li Junhan basically wrote the general sub-shots of the entire MV.
Then, the problem arises, in addition to a man, there must be at least one woman in this MV.
And according to Li Junhan's plan, there may be more than one woman......
But no matter what, there has to be a heroine.
Li Junhan remembered Zheng Xiuyan like this......
That's impossible. Not to mention that it may take several days to communicate with S.M, even if she herself is definitely not willing to star in Lee Junhan's MV, right?
If it's not Zheng Xiuyan, and you have to find someone who can handle it without so much trouble...... Kim So-eun? (To be continued.) )