Chapter 16: I Want to Eat Your Tofu
Because everyone's eyes were focused on Hao Jiazhi, Luo Chengcheng, who followed him with a very handsome and elegant demeanor, was ignored.
There is a feature of the place to eat barbecue, everyone has a beautiful hair salon girl, super white-collar gangsters, and migrant workers and celebrities, all of whom can make a shining appearance here.
Relatively speaking, there is not much distinction between nobility and poverty in this kind of place.
Hao Jiazhi ordered grilled oysters, chicken palm bones, scallops, tuna and two vegetables, Luo Cheng stood silently on the side, he thought about it, he wouldn't stop her if she ordered more or less, he didn't have anything not to eat, and he was happy to sit back and enjoy it.
They sat down at an empty table on the side of the road. Hao Jiazhi asked for a few beers and waited for the barbecue to come up.
"You're going to drive, can't you drink bars?" Luo Cheng reminded him.
"It's okay, I'll drink it, and you can drink the rest." Hao Jiazhi disagreed, and then said: "You have seen it, all eyes are on it, invincible, even on the red carpet of the Oscars, it is still a dazzling pearl, how can you forget me in a few hours?" It hurts my self-esteem so much! ”
"Okay, the barbecue is here, hurry up and eat, the body is more important than self-esteem." Luo Cheng said as he picked up a tuna and nibbled on it.
"Hey, do you know how to be polite? Lady first, look at it, how many men can't wait to eat you, they must be thinking, where did this man come from? But I don't know how to cherish it, why do I eat it first? Although Hao Jiazhi said this, she didn't look really angry, and she began to eat it.
"Beauty," Luo Cheng called her like this, "you said that I have fulfilled two wishes, one is a groping pig's hand, this matter can't be washed by jumping into the Huangpu River anyway, so what is the other wish?" I didn't expect Luo Cheng to still remember the previous topic, maybe he was moved by Hao Jiazhi's amazing thinking, and he really wanted to hear the following.
"Haha, are you really going to pretend to be confused?" Hao Jiazhi said while eating oysters, "The second wish you fulfill is also a salty pork knuckle, and it is a big salty pork knuckle!" You don't pretend to be forced, Sister Ouyang's Big Mac is really caught in the palm of your hand, but I know that you can only touch a third of it at best, and if you want to enjoy it all, you have to hold it with both hands, hehe! ”
"Hey! Why is your mind full of these crooked melons and cracked dates? You didn't see that I was going to grab her arm, but who would have expected her to suddenly turn around? ”
Luo Cheng felt that Hao Jianjun's daughter seemed to be simple and sunny, thick and thick, but it was actually thick and fine!
"With your skills, you can completely avoid the peaks, but you are a person who sees the seams, and you are still a very greedy pervert who eats in the bowl and looks at the pot, you touch my addiction, and stretch out your salty pig hand to Sister Ouyang's Big Mac, don't you admit it, our woman's sixth sense is very accurate, the reason why Sister Ouyang doesn't care about you, on the one hand, she basically belongs to the people who came over, the most important thing is that you saved us, there are merits and faults, you will atone for your sins, you enjoy, we are safe, It's just that my purity has been tarnished by you, and my heart is still very unbalanced. ”
"Wait! Don't talk just yet. Luo Cheng pricked up his ears.
When Luo Cheng listened to Hao Jiazhi's words, he felt that there was a surge of air, and there was also a kind of momentum sprouting, which was very similar to when he came out of the mobile phone store and encountered the kidnappers.
For Hao Jiazhi's safety, he erected his ears.
Sure enough, the voice of the words came from several men who were drinking and eating barbecue near the barbecue, and one of them was facing a bearded man.
Luo Cheng heard it clearly, which probably meant: Go up and find an excuse to get that kid down, everyone touches the super beauty's ** and buttocks, kissing the mouth and face is the patent of the beard, because he is the boss; The boss also said that it's a pity that such a beautiful girl let go, how many times can I meet in this life? Go, everyone has a good time, the action should be fast, leave immediately when you feel comfortable, even if you call the police, it's okay, don't steal, don't rob, don't rape, it's okay if the beauty makes a record.
"Hao Jiazhi, there is a situation, don't sit still, don't be nervous, these are gangsters, not kidnapping gangsters, they just want to eat your tofu."
"Eat my tofu? How do you know? Hao Jiazhi looked surprised.
"When I settle them, you still drink and eat barbecue without moving, and completely let the **silk people appreciate what it means to pull the wind."
"Really?" Although Hao Jiazhi said this, she believed it was true in her heart. Because she didn't think there was any need for Luo Cheng to make such a joke at such a time.
"It's coming!" Luo Cheng quietly informed her.
Four or five men staggered towards Luo Cheng and Hao Jiazhi. When he walked nearly two or three meters, the little white face who walked in front just wanted to speak, but suddenly he let out an "ah", covered his face with both hands, and stopped.
And Luo Cheng and Hao Jiazhi here are still drinking beer and eating barbecue. It's like nothing happened.