The craft of the old liar
readx; Lin Qingfeng sighed with emotion, it can't be said that the current old men are all old liars, only blame the passage of time, and the former liars have become old. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The old liar originally planned to boil the frog in warm water to induce him step by step, but he always said that if he was excited, he was urgent, and the old liar decided to chase after him as long as the other party's face showed a hint of intention. After spraying saliva for more than half an hour, I finally understood that it was a falling flower.
I have to admit that the old liar's eloquence is better than his deception, which can make Lin Qingfeng listen carefully, thanks to his skyscraper that day beyond the brainwashing methods of pyramid schemes, and his great knowledge. The deception is extremely linked, and the links are connected. The fooled person was stunned again and again, and the clouds were foggy.
Lin Qingfeng really couldn't understand one thing, the old liar was talking about the Tao, why did he use such a clumsy method to deceive. The deception is not about the predecessors planting trees and the later people enjoying the shade, the more the routine is used, the older it is, the more ineffective it is. Say not to listen to it, the level of the old liar, as long as the other party has a little IQ and has not let the door be clamped when he goes out, who can be willing to pay the bill with a stupid lack of heart?
The old liar was still sitting on the side of the road, and Lin Qingfeng was half-squatting and looking at each other. This strange combination attracted many passers-by to watch and point fingers, and kind-hearted people would come forward to ask, but the tone was obviously vigilant, and many news reports were repeated day after day, and now few people dare to help the old man on the side of the road at will. What's more, in this era of Internet access, the slightest wind and grass can spread faster than the plague in the blink of an eye.
A little girl about ten years old stepped forward to ask with concern, the old liar rarely showed a kind side, and under Lin Qingfeng's surprised gaze, he took out a lollipop from his pocket and handed it to the little girl, who jumped away with a happy face.
"It seems that some of them were handmade in advance today."
The old liar smiled lightly, without any regret, and looked at the cheerful back of the little girl and said with a kind face: "My granddaughter is also of this size, and I originally wanted to pass on this craftsmanship passed down from generation to generation to my talented turtle son, who knows that he still disdains, and I don't want to think about who raised him in the first place and married him to a daughter-in-law in the village who is not bad-looking." ”
Lin Qingfeng moved his position, although the original place could not hinder others, he always felt uncomfortable.
The old liar saw that Lin Qingfeng had no intention of getting up and leaving, so he stopped nagging about the deception that he relied on to survive, and turned to talking about family life. Everything that came out of his mouth was very bland, but it made Lin Qingfeng feel embarrassed. When he said that the little granddaughter would always smile, even with a slight sense of self-satisfaction.
Looking at the sky, the old liar who was still unsatisfied finally got up and sighed that the older people are, the more flowers they have. Patting his ass at random, he was just about to say the last few goodbyes to this young man who had been listening patiently to him for more than an hour, when he heard a panicked exclamation from behind him.
"Let's go, let's go."
Lin Qingfeng, who was a little distracted, was startled in an instant, and a bicycle rushed straight in, the speed was very fast, and when he found out, he had already reached behind the old liar. Lin Qingfeng just wanted to pounce on the old film, but he heard a 'bang', and the bicycle that couldn't be stopped hit it directly.
Yes...
Two voices came back and forth.
The former is frightened, the latter is a cry of pain.
Lin Qingfeng quickly hugged the thin old liar, and then saw the scene in front of him falling to the ground with people and cars.
Quickly put the old liar in his arms flat on the ground, only to see big drops of sweat on his forehead, and his face twitched from time to time. Lin Qingfeng's pupils contracted suddenly, and he found that the old liar's right foot trembled slightly and bent outward.
The man riding on his own was burly, and there was no fierce look on his face that matched his figure, and he looked at the old liar lying on the ground in a hurry, and said, "Uncle, uncle, what's wrong with you?" ”
The old liar opened his mouth and trembled, and before he could say anything, he frowned, perhaps because of the pain, the traces left on his face by the years were twisted into a ball, and when he looked closely, it was a little hideous.
The sudden accident instantly attracted many passers-by to watch, and the more people, the more anxious the middle-aged man's face became. While walking back and forth, his eyes also swirled back and forth, and when he saw that passers-by had formed a circle, he could clearly see rows of fine sweat slowly flowing down.
A trace of perseverance suddenly appeared on the middle-aged man's face, he groped in his pocket for a while, took out an ID card and handed it out, and said: "My wife is going to give birth in the hospital, I am in a hurry to pay the money, please let me go first, this is my ID card." ”
"No, we have already called the police, let's send the old man to the hospital first."
A zealous person shouted, and immediately drew a chorus of echo.
The middle-aged man put his ID card on the ground and was about to glance at the bicycle to break through. Even though he was burly, he couldn't withstand the encirclement of a large number of people, which attracted everyone's angry scolding.
Lin Qingfeng turned a deaf ear to what happened, and his hands slowly slid down with the old liar's thighs, reaching his knee joints, and the old liar couldn't stop trembling. Lin Qingfeng frowned tightly, the old liar's joint dislocation, according to common sense, knee joint dislocation is extremely rare, you can imagine how violent the impact of the bicycle is.
When the middle-aged man saw Lin Qingfeng, who had been taking care of the old liar, he mistook it for a family member, and suddenly knelt down seven feet of his body, two tears slipped from his eyes, and he begged with a cry: "Please let me go first, my wife is really going to give birth, and the hospital is still waiting for me to pay the money, and I will come back as soon as I pay the money." ”
Homeopathy also reported his mobile phone number.
Lin Qingfeng saw at a glance that the middle-aged man was dressed plainly, a white shirt that had turned yellow, and a pair of white-washed jeans on his lower body, and sighed: "You leave the money, I will send him to the hospital and call you later." ”
The middle-aged man's expression changed suddenly, his face was struggling, and then he took out a small red bag from his pocket, carefully took out a stack of banknotes, took a breath, counted five from it, and said: "I only have three thousand five, my wife has to pay at least three thousand yuan, I can only give you five hundred first, and I will raise it again after I finish paying." ”
Lin Qingfeng frowned, and just wanted to speak. The old liar touched his body weakly with one hand, and his lips moved slightly.
Forget it?
Lin Qingfeng understood the meaning of the old liar, stared at this old man who had cheated by touching porcelain for most of his life, carefully observed the other party for the first time, and finally found that the other party was more like a kind elder at the moment no matter what he said. He sighed softly, "That's it, you leave the money." ”
The middle-aged man thanked him a lot, took out his mobile phone and saved Lin Qingfeng's phone number, saying that he would call as soon as he went to the hospital to pay the money for his wife's birth.
The middle-aged man quickly pushed through the crowd under the focus of everyone and rushed straight out.
Lin Qingfeng put away the five hundred yuan and picked up the old liar, the speed of the ambulance in Qingyun City is well known, if you wait for the daylily to be cold, it is better to wait for the ambulance to take a taxi directly to the hospital.
"Brother, what's going on?"
One man squeezed into the crowd and asked the man next to him.
The person next to him only glanced at it, and a look of disgust appeared on his face, and a space suddenly became vacant around him, only to blame the person who squeezed in with the smell of dust all over his body, and his face was gray.
"What the hell is going on, why did Lao Wang run so fast." The man asked again.
Someone saw that he actually knew the perpetrator, so he said from afar: "He hit someone, his wife gave birth in the hospital, and now he is in a hurry to pay the money." ”
The man rubbed his dry and yellow hair, and said with a puzzled expression: "No, Lao Wang and I are from the same construction site, and we just came here this week, and we still live next door, and I have never heard that he has a daughter-in-law." ”
The sound was not loud, but it reached all the ears heavily.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and their eyes were focused on the man at the same time, not wanting to believe that the middle-aged man with a simple face and begging was almost hoarse, was lying.
He felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and said cautiously, "Did I say something wrong?" ”
Lin Qingfeng, who was holding the old liar, clearly noticed that the other party's body trembled, and his face was strange and complicated.
Lin Qingfeng frowned, half-convinced, looked at the ID card left by the other party, and frowned even tighter. If this is the case, the most complicated thing is the feeling of an old liar in his arms, who has deceived him for most of his life, and finally has been deceived by someone with a good heart.
"Somebody's going to watch for a while, wait for the ambulance to come."
Estimating the time when the middle-aged man left, it is very likely that he will catch up. Lin Qingfeng looked around, everyone was afraid to avoid it, and with the experience of the middle-aged man, no one wanted to be involved in this matter.
Lin Qingfeng took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet, about three. Four thousand, frowned, and said, "Can anyone help me watch for a while." ”
Still no one stepped forward, Lin Qingfeng sighed secretly, and was about to give up, when the gray-faced man stood up and said, "Why don't I send Uncle to the nearby Qingshan Hospital first?" ”
There is no way to delay this, Lin Qingfeng thanked him, and chased after him, and his heart was very complicated for a while.
The onlookers consciously moved out of the way, and the man stopped a taxi and went up with the old liar, and specially shouted 'Qingshan Hospital'.
...
Lin Qingfeng chased for a few minutes and stopped. took out his mobile phone to dial the phone left by the middle-aged man, not to blame him for realizing it later, but the situation at that time completely forgot to make a call first to try it. Although I guessed the approximate ending, I was inevitably remorseful when I heard from the phone, "The phone you dialed is empty", and he said helplessly: "The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." ”
Suddenly, Lin Qingfeng paused, thought of a possibility, and then vetoed it and shook his head, Lin Qingfeng, who had learned some superficial basic medical knowledge, concluded from the knees of the old liar that it was absolutely out of place. Stopped a taxi parked on the side of the road and reported it to Castle Peak Hospital.
...
In the taxi where the old liar and the two were riding, the kind-hearted man who had been praised by the onlookers lightly re-reported the address to the driver, which was very different from the original Qingshan Hospital.
At this moment, the old liar still had a trace of unbearable pain, and shook his right leg that should have been injured with a comfortable face, and there was a 'click' sound. Then he found a comfortable position to lean on, slapped the back of the head of the person next to him, and said slowly, with sarcasm in his tone, and taught aloud: "Have you seen it for a long time?" If it weren't for your daughter-in-law's pleading, I wouldn't want to pay attention to your elm pimple. ”
The 'well-wisher' who was slapped in the back of the head was not angry, but he just smirked, suddenly remembered something, and said worriedly: "Then, what should the big brother do?" ”
The old liar said disdainfully: "I'm afraid of a hammer, your eldest brother was born to do this craft, if you count on you, this ancestral craft will be cut off." ”