Yin Banggui usually speaks mysteriously, cheaply, and very obscenely, just like those traitors on TV, not to mention that today is really a bit of a fuss.

The two of them are at the same table, even if the relationship is good, it will not reach the point where they have to walk together after school, they are in the teacher's office, and they have been trained for half an hour, and he is still waiting for him here, if he has nothing to do, the ghost will not believe it.

While packing his schoolbag, He Xi thought in his heart, what is this Yin Banggui going to do? Could it be that he is a good man and not a woman?

Thinking of this, He Xi couldn't help but give a cold war, but don't, don't you disgust yourself to death?

The two of them had a sentence, and they walked out without saying a word, but he found that Yin Banggui always had to be half a step behind him, which strengthened his suspicions.

When they walked not far from the gate of the school, He Xi saw two people standing at the door from a distance, and Yin Banggui beside him had a white face, and suddenly the cat was behind He Xi, and He Xi understood a little.

When He Xi was in his hometown in Heilongjiang, he was the ancestor of the fight, otherwise he would not have been expelled from the school, and then the third aunt would have brought him here again.

Therefore, in the face of such a situation, Hossi's psychological quality is very good, and there is no such thing as fear.

He swaggered forward, and as soon as he walked out of the school gate, he heard someone shouting: "Tail stick, damn it, do you want to mix up in this school?" It's time for school to start, and if you don't take the initiative to hand over the money yourself, I have to ask you to collect it in person? ”

He Xi understood everything when he heard it, the so-called world is as black as a crow, and there are some bastards who ask for a small amount of money in any school, and the reason why Yin Banggui invited himself to dinner at noon was to let himself stand out for him, or to be a substitute for him.

No wonder the two of them just met, and they didn't have any friendship at all, so they had to invite themselves to dinner, the words were really not in vain, there is no free lunch in the world.

He Xi strongly underestimated Yin Banggui's character, and he thought angrily: "I won't make a move, see what you do?" ”

Yin Banggui showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said to the man: "Brother Jie, I really don't have any money." ”

Brother Jie, who was called Jie, showed an extremely warm smile and said, "Oh, no money? I sympathize with you too much, but I don't think you look like you have no money, at least, you don't have a plan, you dress like a dog. Otherwise, you take off all the clothes you are wearing, and run two laps in the school with red fruits, and Brother Jie will not be difficult for you in the future. ”

"Huh?" Yin Banggui was about to collapse, he cried with a sad face, and said to Brother Jie: "Big brother, spare me, I really don't have any money." ”

Brother Jie popped out a cigarette from the cigarette case, put his horizontal hand parallel to the front of his face, lit the cigarette, looked very different, and puffed out a puff of smoke, and then said, "I spare you?" Who the hell spared me? Your eldest brother's special pickled girl has no money, Caobi has no money, there is no money to go to the restaurant, there is no money to smoke well, your eldest brother is like this, don't you feel distressed? ”

"Snort......" He Xi almost burst out laughing, from the northeast to the south of the Yangtze River, it was the first time he heard of such a protection fee. However, as soon as he wanted to laugh, he lowered his head.

Yin Banggui choked and didn't know how to answer, so he could only reply in a hurry: "It's distressing." ”

"Why don't you get the money quickly?" Brother Jie burst into tears suddenly, making Yin Banggui tremble. He was really out of line, and seeing that Hossi had not stretched out his head, he had to be straightforward and lead the troubled waters to him.

So, Yin Banggui turned his head to look at He Xi and whispered, "Big brother, look ......"

He Xi had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, he looked at Yin Banggui, and just wanted to say something, but Brother Jie had already noticed: "Hey, hey, who are you looking at?" What else is there to worry about? ”

As he spoke, he walked over, looked He Xi up and down, and suddenly said, "Oh, it's you!" I saw you in the toilet this morning, and I wanted to care about you, but you came here, so it's just right, and I don't need to notify you directly, do you know what I'm doing? By the way, I will serve the renminbi in particular. I'll tell you a great news now, I have taken a fancy to you, you have won the lottery, this is your blessing, and now I will give you a chance to honor me. From today onwards, give me 100 yuan a day, don't tell me that you don't have money, I don't listen, you can't tell me. However, you have to remember, don't delay me to spend money, from now on, if I miss a penny, I will blow up your milk, your mother, your aunt, your aunt, your sister, and your sister's chrysanthemums all at once, and let them give me a chance to eat. No money? I don't have the money to let your family go, I'm not used to you. ”

He Xi has endured it, not because he was afraid, but when he first came, the third aunt said to him, and the third aunt said: "This place, on the edge of the big sea, everyone has it, and a person who wears cloth shoes may take out hundreds of millions." Don't rush to be strong before you suffer a loss, remember what the third aunt said to you, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, not to mention that we little people, ten years is not enough, twenty Chinese New Year's Eve can wait. ”

However, at the moment, Hosie really couldn't help it, he had endured it very hard, and Brother Jie didn't seem to be aware of the danger, he saw that Hosie didn't speak, he felt that he had found a feeling, and then said: "In addition, I remind you, don't go out blindly to carry things for others, just like you, how old are you?" Do you know which mountain has monkeys? You really don't know how to panic, you said you can't find me like this, ask a godfather to inquire? ”

That's enough! He Xi couldn't bear it anymore, and he remembered that the third aunt also said: "People still have to be bloody." ”

Here He Xi held his breath, and Yin Banggui regretted it, he blamed himself for being blind, in the morning, he saw He Xi face other people's aggressive offense, showing a strong kingly spirit, he felt that He Xi might be able to carry the matter, so he secretly made an idea, wanting to use the silly boy and treat He Xi as a dirt bun.

Where did he know about Hosea? It is true that the latter has a very violent temper, but he is definitely not stupid, and when he observes it coldly, he finds that he is tired, so he arouses He Xi's disgust, and He Xi has no intention of standing up for him at all.

And Yin Banggui saw that He Xi was in front of Brother Jie and didn't say a word, so he thought that He Xi was frightened by Brother Jie, and began to feel sorry for his bowl of wonton.

Hossi spoke: "Brother Jie, huh? Collect money, right? How much? ”

Brother Jie himself didn't think that just relying on his own scare, he could make He Xi pay the money, he had already given the guy behind him a look, and asked him to prepare to teach him a lesson, and then let this newcomer pay the money happily, who knows, before Brother Jie finished speaking, He Xi had already said that he wanted to pay, Brother Jie was so proud, he couldn't help laughing: "Yes, yes, that's what it means, not much, 200 per person."

I saw He Xi turn around and stretch out his hand at Yin Bangguiyi, and said, "Money!" ”

"What do you mean?" Yin Banggui's eyes widened, and he was completely confused.

Hosie shouted solemnly, "Isn't Brother Jie asking for money?" Take the money! With that, he went directly to Yin Banggui's pocket, took out 200 yuan, and turned around and handed it to Brother Jie.

At lunchtime, he saw where Yin Banggui's money was.

At this time, Yin Banggui's eyes were red: "Grass mud horse, if I want to pay money, I still need you?" But he didn't dare to scold, so he could only stare at Hosie viciously with a pair of eyes. And the latter said to Brother Jie like he was fine: "Okay, right? Can we go? ”

Brother Jie smiled with a particularly good attitude: "Oh, don't worry, yours, you haven't handed it over yet, you only handed it over to him." ”

He Xi looked at Brother Jie with a smile: "Mine is also handed over?" ”

Brother Jie smiled brightly: "Of course." ”

Yin Banggui snorted beside him: "You have one more machine eight!" ”

He Xi didn't care at all, the corners of his mouth hooked a curvature, Brother Jie looked at it, how to look at it, how enchanting, Brother Jie was a little frightened, and a little puzzled: "What's the matter with this kid?" How can you pay for it so beautifully? ”

However, Hosie had already taken it from his waist, then took it out, held it in his hand and handed it to Brother Jie, who looked at him suspiciously, and finally reached out to take his money, Hosie stretched out his hand, but in the palm of his hand was a five-cent coin.

Brother Jie was furious and scolded: "How dare you fool me? Just as he was about to pounce, He Xi shouted to the two school policemen who came not far away: "It's a robbery!" ”

It doesn't matter if this shout, people from afar and near are looking at this side, and the two policemen rushed to this side after hearing this, Brother Jie didn't see it well, and he didn't think about it in his head, so he instinctively turned around and ran.

Then an extremely domineering scene appeared, but seeing He Xi soaring into the air, his legs curled up in the air, and kneeling on Brother Jie's back, Brother Jie fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string, and looked stupid at everyone near and far.

The guy who was following Brother Jie, who was about to teach Hosie a lesson just now, was dumbfounded by this scene, he could see that this action was a move in Muay Thai, who knows, this guy from the Northeast would actually know this move?

He was so frightened that his legs trembled so badly that he couldn't move when he stood there.

This move was learned by Hossi from a Muay Thai movie, and he practiced it for a year and a half, and it became his killer skill.

Before the two policemen could run over, He Xi jumped to Brother Jie's side, reached out and grabbed Brother Jie's hair, and pleaded softly: "Brother Jie, please, give me back the money, I really don't have any money." ”

But he used an inch of strength in his hand, and with a bang, he hit Brother Jie's head on the ground, but his mouth continued to beg: "Brother Jie, return the money to me." The hand was more powerful than the other, and the people who watched from a distance only felt that it seemed that He Xi was shaking Brother Jie, but at this time, Brother Jie was already full of blood in his nose and mouth.

After only three hits, Brother Jie completely collapsed. He Xi's collision just now, Brother Jie still can't breathe, and he almost faints, and now, with such a ruthless inch, he dragged his hair and hit the ground.

Brother Jie's eyes were full of Venus, and he was extremely frightened in his heart, and more importantly, he didn't give himself any money at all.

Brother Jie knows that he kicked the steel plate, this guy is not only yin, but also ruthless, more vicious, and treacherous, how can he afford this kind of character? It's darker than his underworld, he really regrets it, isn't he a ball, looking for an eggplant to carry away? What the hell is he messing with? So, his head was clubbed on the ground, and he began to cry loudly.

The person in front of him also broke out in a cold sweat when he saw it, oh my God, just this hand, who was blind and robbed you? Why don't you rob others, but you burn high incense.

The school police had already run over, they looked at Brother Jie on the ground suspiciously, they knew this student, his name was Hou Shijie, he was usually very hand-wrenching, and ordinary people didn't dare to mess with him, why did he rob in broad daylight today?

They seemed to believe it or not, looked at Hou Shijie underground, looked at this new face again, and asked, "You said he robbed you?" ”

He Xi made a frightened look and said: "It's not, Uncle Police, please call the shots for me, I just came, my family only has these four hundred yuan left, my mother dragged the sick body to the village, and borrowed it from house to house, please, if he doesn't pay me back, I won't be able to explain when I go home, oh," He Xi turned around and pointed at Yin Banggui, and said, "I robbed him of 200. ”

The police couldn't help but roll their eyes when they heard this, which fucking script did they memorize the words, and they dragged the sick body and borrowed it from house to house, how many years have I been embarrassed to use this plot, and you still use this to fool people? By the way, Lao Tzu is only a few years older than you, why did he become a police uncle?

No matter how stupid the two policemen are, they don't believe what is in front of them, that kid is so good that Hou Shijie can rob him? If you want to say that Hou Shijie collects protection money, they believe this, but collecting protection money is not the same thing as robbery.

They glared at Hou Shijie's partner and said, "Is it true?" ”

That kid was scared, his mouth couldn't open, where did he dare to speak?

The two school policemen couldn't help it, and asked Hou Shijie who was lying on the ground: "Hou Shijie, is that the case?" ”

Although Hou Shijie was hit in the head, he was also a small Jianghu, he was not stupid at all, he knew that the three times He Xi grabbed his head and hit him was actually a warning, and what he said in his mouth, "Give me back the money, give me back the money", is actually a hint to himself and act according to his script.

Hou Shijie understands that if he doesn't act according to his book, with this kid's skills, he will suffer even greater losses in the future. However, I was so fucking wronged, I took 200 yuan for the tail stick, but you only gave me 5 cents, but you asked me for 400.

If I talk about this, I don't have the face to mix in the rivers and lakes, I am so famous, such a big person, to collect protection money, I actually want 5 cents, 5 cents, and even the face of my ancestors has been lost.

This transaction was done, the loss was big, the protection fee was confiscated, and 399 yuan was pasted upside down.5 Hou Shijie's face was embarrassed to rise, so he lay there, and said angrily: "Give it to him." ”

What is the phrase "give it to him"? When the two policemen heard this, they understood better. As police officers, they didn't want to be so vague, so they shouted, "What the hell is going on? If you rob, you robbed, and if you didn't rob, you didn't rob. ”

Hou Shijie scolded 10,000 sentences in his heart: "Grass mud horse!" Two pencils, I admit it, you still ink a chicken feather, you can protect me today, what about tomorrow? What about the day after tomorrow? He simply said directly: "Playing with them, they take it seriously, return the money to them." ”

Hou Shijie also said this at a high level, both admitting it and not admitting it. When the two policemen heard this, they could only stare dryly.

Hou Shijie took out the money on his body, a total of only five hundred, and there was still a gap of one hundred, so he had to say to the little brother who was still standing there and stupid: "Shengzi, didn't I give you back a hundred?" Take it out and give it back to someone. ”

It's so bad to call Shengzi, I can't wait to jump into the river, I wanted to make a cameo appearance as a robber today, but I didn't make any money, and I took 100 fucking hooks, I'm so addicted, spend money to play as a robber?

He Xi looked extremely ashamed, took the 600 yuan, and said in his mouth: "Cough, I knew earlier, two classmates were playing, I wouldn't be so anxious, in the future, if my buddies are short of money, come to me, ha!" ”

Hou Shijie heard this, and couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into, this is Chiguoguo's slap in the face, the real meaning of this is: Look at you, the one who collects protection money has sent me money to spend, in the future, do more such things.

Ahem, this is an unprofessional job.

He Xi turned around, took out 200 yuan and handed it to Yin Banggui, who never dreamed that the money would be lost and recovered, and he was scolding others just now, but now he has to take a look.

Who knows, He Xi gave him 200 yuan, and what did he take out in his pocket, dig it around, take out 10 yuan, and hand it to Yin Banggui, who was inexplicable and didn't know what was going on with this money, but He Xi said a word, and Yin Banggui's face turned red with shame, and he didn't dare to look at He Xi again.

Hossi said, "This is the money for the bowl of wontons at noon, and I can afford to eat it myself." What happened just now, you really found the right thing for me, but I don't like to be played as a monkey, classmates can help, you have to tell me directly, don't treat me for a fool. ”