Chapter 036: Explode as soon as you move!
The sight was so beautiful that everyone froze in place.
A grenade in the crotch of your pants, is there anything more frightening than this?
Ma Lin, who was originally bound to win, suddenly changed his face, and the expression on his face was so wonderful and exciting. And Han Tianlong suddenly laughed out loud after a short period of surprise. This kid is really informal in doing things, but he is a mixed material!
"I'm telling you, don't move, it'll explode if you move."
Lin Chuan warned Marin.
Seeing Lin Chuan's serious face, where did Ma Lin dare to doubt? It is better to believe that it is there than to believe that it is not. In case of negligence, let alone the loss of his lifelong brother, it is still a question whether he can leave a whole corpse.
Thinking of this, Marlin's head nodded like a rattle. Not to mention how docile it is.
"Alright, go back and find a bomb disposal expert, maybe I can save your life."
Lin Chuan waved his hand impatiently and motioned for Ma Lin to leave quickly.
“…………”
Ma Lin didn't dare to speak, so he could only glare at Lin Chuan hatefully. Picked up the grenade and left one step at a time.
Seeing this, the younger brothers behind him also left one after another.
"Wow, Brother Lin Chuan, you are really amazing, are you a monkey?"
Han Yuyao hugged Lin Chuan excitedly and kissed Lin Chuan fiercely on the mouth. didn't know that his first kiss was handed over like this.
"Uh......"
"Is this the legendary kiss delivered to the door......?"
Lin Chuan only felt that he was a little floating.
"Ahem......"
Han Tianlong coughed a little helplessly, and then a worried look appeared on his face: "Xiaolin, Ma Lin has a very good relationship with the armed police of our demon capital, what if your grenade makes him have three long and two short ......?" ”
"Don't worry, it was a toy grenade I bought from the supermarket, and I freaked them out when I put the lid of a few drink cans as a pull ring......"
Lin Chuan pursed his lips disdainfully.
“…………”
Han Tianlong and all the Tiger Gang brothers were petrified in place, isn't it a bit too big to mess with this Esby?
And on the other side, Marin and others.
"Be careful, be careful, if it falls, we'll all be finished!"
Marin was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, allowing his subordinates to carry him, holding the "grenade" tightly between his legs, for fear of falling, and everyone made a cameo appearance as Superman.
But one of the younger brothers stumbled because he was nervous, and Marin fell to the ground, and the grenade fell to the ground.
"Ahh
There was no time to scold angrily, Ma Lin hurriedly closed his eyes, and silently recited "Brother Xinchun has eternal life" countless times in his heart. But after a long time, the expected shock wave and explosion did not appear.
This confused Marin.
"What's going on? How am I still alive? ”
Marin stood up, looked up, and found that the grenade had been deformed by his own seat, and the entire surface of the grenade had been dented.
"This is a fake!"
Marin burned immediately, and he didn't expect that he almost annexed the Tigers, and he was so frightened by a toy grenade that he retreated, which was a seven-foot bust, a great shame!
"Presumably, the Tigers have begun to gather their combat strength and have been prepared for a long time. If you go back at this time, counting Lin Chuan's unstable factor, the outcome is really unpredictable...... Let's rest for a few days, and when they let their guard down, it's not too late to kill them again. ”
"That's right......"
Marin seemed to think of something, suddenly took out his mobile phone and dialed a phone number. Immediately, a smile even brighter than a chrysanthemum immediately bloomed on his face: "Team Fang, I'm Ma Lin, I have something I want to ask you ......"
After muttering for a while, the smile on Marin's face changed from a chrysanthemum to a beckoning cat: "Okay, thank you so much." Brigade Fang, as long as this matter is mixed up, I will give you thirty points of shares! ”
hung up the phone, and Marin's face immediately turned cold: "Tiger Gang, I don't believe it, no matter how awesome you are, you can still fight the official people!" ”
On the other side, Lin Chuan said goodbye to Han Tianlong, but was dragged by Han Yuyao to have supper. And Lin Chuan has always had no immunity to girls who are broad-minded and have no immunity to the immeasurable sea. So, he was very unknotty. it, I'm going to have dinner with Han Yuyao.
"Ahh
In an oden restaurant on the snack street, Han Yuyao picked up a piece of fish tofu and sent it to Lin Chuan's mouth. Then he didn't shy away from picking up a piece and ate it with relish.
"Uh, isn't that an indirect kiss......"
Seeing Han Yuyao licking her chopsticks unsatisfactorily, Lin Chuan couldn't help but swallow his saliva. And at this time, Han Yuyao was shocked and said: "Well, it tastes really good......"
“…………”
Lin Chuan felt that he should need to teach this little girl a lesson and let her understand some biological knowledge.
After eating, while it was still early, Han Yuyao dragged Lin Chuan to the park again. Oh, don't get me wrong, it's just a walk.
"Brother Lin Chuan, what did you do before? Why is it so powerful? ”
Han Xiaoyu held Lin Chuan's arm tightly, and the soft elasticity rubbed against Lin Chuan's arm.
I rub it, brother can't hold it, you know!
Lin Chuan is about to collapse.
"Huh? Brother Lin Chuan, do you have anything stuffed here? ”
Seeing the small tent set up by Lin Chuan, Han Yuyao looked curious, and gently tapped her finger twice.
“………………”
Lin Chuan held his breath and forcibly suppressed the desire in his heart. Fire.
And Han Xiaoyu saw that the tent on Lin Chuan's pants suddenly collapsed, and immediately became more interested, and touched it with his hand, and said, "Brother Lin Chuan, what is this, why did it bulge for a while, and then disappear again?" ”
“………………”
Lin Chuan closed his eyes, and a bright light suddenly appeared in front of him.
Blue sky, white clouds, am I going to the sky?
Lin Chuan shouted in his heart.
And at this time, a scream called Lin Chuan back to reality.
"Catch the thief, catch the thief! My bag was snatched away! ”
Lin Chuan opened his eyes and found a man with a particularly obscene face, carrying a women's handbag, who was rushing towards him at superhuman speed. There is also a woman behind her, looking at her figure, it seems to be not bad.
"Hey, I decided to change my name to Lin Lei Feng."
Lin Chuan sighed secretly, and punched the man who ran over. The latter was directly lifted and fell to the ground.
Lin Chuan's punch directly smashed the thief's nose bone. Seeing such a violent side, the woman glanced at Lin Chuan in horror, and didn't even dare to say thank you, so she hurriedly picked up her handbag and left Lin Chuan and Han Xiaoyu's sight.
"Well, this little girl is really nice."
Although he only saw it, it still made Lin Chuan feel a little amazed. Bai Zhe's face, the high bridge of his nose, his narrow eyes, and the faint freckles on his face did not destroy the woman's overall countenance, but also added a little playfulness to her.
But none of this is important, the important thing is that the faint bookish aura on her body makes Lin Chuan fascinated.
"Brother Lin Chuan, what should you do with this guy?"
Han Yuyao pointed to the obscene man on the ground who didn't know whether to live or die.
"Just leave it at that."
Lin Chuan said indifferently.
"Beating people like this is already serious injury. I'm Officer Xia Xue, I order you now, go back with me! ”
As soon as Lin Chuan's words fell, a cold voice rang in Lin Chuan's ears.
Lin Chuan turned his head and found a heroic woman standing in front of him. He was holding handcuffs in his hand, and it seemed that he was going to arrest Lin Chuan.
"Hey, hey, hey, this guy was obviously put down by me, right?"
Lin Chuan looked dissatisfied, this little girl is a hairy Smecta?
"It's clear that you are the one who carried out the violence. force, treat that person who is righteous and brave, and dare to shirk responsibility, I think you owe a beating! ”
The little girl didn't care what Lin Chuan's reaction was, her body instantly approached Lin Chuan, and her right foot kicked Lin Chuan's neck fiercely with enough power to kick a big tree.
It's still a practitioner......
A glimmer of light appeared on Lin Chuan's face, but the next moment his face changed.
Nima, where is this little girl trying to teach me a lesson, she wants my life!
I saw Lin Chuan's body dodging backwards, and he narrowly dodged Xia Xue's kick. Just as she wanted to speak, Xia Xue's right foot kicked over one after another!
"Bang bang bang!"
Even though the muscles of Lin Chuan's arms were already as hard as steel, Lin Chuan still felt a little pain in the face of Xia Xue's constant attacks. But on the battlefield, Lin Chuan can still be a little ruthless, but in the magic capital, Lin Chuan doesn't dare to be ruthless in the face of girls.
What to do, what to do, tangled to death!
Lin Chuan was resisting Xia Xue's attack while scratching his head, looking very irritable.
But at this time, the girl on the side spoke.
"This officer, please don't embarrass him, he's not the one who robbed my bag!"
"Ah......?"
When Xia Xue heard this, she hurriedly looked at Lin Chuan with a surprised expression: "How is it possible?" This guy looks so dirty, and his eyes are so obscene, how do you look like a villain? ”
“…………”
Lin Chuan was speechless for a moment, did this little girl drink high tequila. Ben Shao is so handsome, dashing, graceful, tall, mighty, low-key, shy, sexy and tender as an out-of-print good man, why was she so unbearable?
Of course, Lin Chuan just said this in his heart, and if he said it, it was estimated that there would be eight-treasure porridge all over the ground.
"Well, it's true, he just saved me and helped me get my bag back......"
The woman in the book said timidly.
"Well, in that case, then you can go back with me and make a record. That kid, you can go. Remember, if you dare to sin, you will die! ”
As she spoke, Xia Xue also glared at Lin Chuan and made a vocal movement.