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Except for the ridiculous kidnapping incident that happened today, the next filming process seems to be much smoother. Maybe the big man was scared of himself this time, and he didn't come to ask for protection money for a few days in a row. However, Li Hao has also felt an invisible pressure recently-the pressure of being a director and actor. Li Hao has never been a director, and this "Zhang Sanfeng" is his debut work written, directed and acted in, and it is linked to Ah San's newspaper cooperation, so Li Hao has invested almost a lot of time and energy in this matter. During the filming, Li Hao tried his best to think about how to play his role well, Li Hao's role is Ho He's childhood and youth friend, and the last enemy of the last battle of Brokeback Mountain, Qiu Chuji. is a very challenging role, you have to show Qiu Chuji's indifferent temperament and cold tone, when Li Hao plays, the bearded man acts as the director, and every time he shoots, poor Lao Li will be scolded by him......

"Li Hao!! What kind of tone are you, this sentence wants to say the arrogance and coldness of the hill! Don't take everything into account! Do it all over again! ”

"Li Hao! You idiot, do you know that you wasted this great opportunity, which is almost a perfect shot, but you were ruined by your wrong lines!! Do it all over again!! ”

"Do it all over again!!"

This time it was Li Hao's turn to be helpless: "Director, this time I didn't say my lines wrong, my expression was in place, and my eyes were affectionate, why do you want to repeat it?" ”

The bearded man didn't even look at Li Hao, "Let's take a look at your performance costume for yourself." ”

Li Hao lowered his head and looked, and his face suddenly looked as ugly as eating feces...... I wore my costume backwards!!

When he is not acting, Li Hao will also discuss with the bearded man how to make a good movie, in this regard, the bearded man only made one suggestion: let the actors feel that they are part of the play and integrate into the scene, so that they can really act well. When Li Hao asked how to change the script to be more in line with the plot, the bearded man also had only one suggestion: do whatever you want, but follow a principle: the more spoofed, the better!

Li Hao is also very puzzled, the bearded man's explanation is: The audience is no longer satisfied with the plot following their own ideological line, to create, to be new! Spoof is a good innovative approach, don't you want to guess the development of the plot? Okay, guess what, Lao Tzu is running in the other direction.

The bearded man also gave an example to praise Li Hao's previous plot design: After Zhang Sanfeng and Qiu Chuji fought a decisive battle on Brokeback Mountain, they became crazy because they killed too many people. When everyone thought that Zhang Sanfeng was going to prepare for the establishment of Wudang next, the plot changed...... Li Hao did not involve how to create Wudang, but the camera turned to the dead corpses, and there was a survivor, in order to prevent the zombie invasion, he created a plant to organize these zombies, and also compiled a book called "Compendium of Materia Medica", which engraved the names of these plants that have made great achievements, which is the oldest version of Plants vs. Zombies......

This is the script that comes to the opposite plot of the audience. The bearded man deserves to be an expert director, and his words broke the sky, which made Li Haomao suddenly.

However, some accidents happened......

An actor who played the role of a giant zombie in "Zhang Sanfeng" suddenly disappeared, this time there was no suitable person to replace this role, and the plot could not continue to be filmed, which made Li Hao so anxious, and the advice given by the bearded man was: find another similar actor.

However, Li Hao gave him a middle finger on the spot, damn, Lao Tzu also knows to find another actor!! However, where is it so easy to find a stand-in for the character of 'Giant'?? The only requirement to fulfill this role: to be over 1.9 meters tall!!

But not everyone is 1.9 meters tall, is it necessary for Lao Tzu to fly to the NBA, kneel next to James Kobe, hug his thighs, and cry and beg them: "Please come and play our play!" ”

Li Hao has been sitting in the dark since the afternoon, and the whole afternoon has been spent in thought, and he hasn't even eaten.

At this time, a person came out, claiming to be an extra, saying that the bearded man had a way to solve the urgent need and let him hurry over.

Li Hao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly followed the person to an empty field.

This place is eerie, it's hard to imagine that there is such a gloomy place on the ghost street. Li Hao suddenly felt that something was wrong, and suddenly turned to look at that person, his face was extremely gloomy, and an extremely strong aura erupted from his body, and he asked in a deep voice: "You are not from our crew!" Say, "Who sent you?" What is the purpose of bringing me here? Li Hao was really angry, the things of the crew had already upset him, and he didn't want to make any extraneous branches, but unfortunately he still got involved in this matter.

Li Hao walked forward step by step, his face was as gloomy as a cloud in the sky, and he suddenly shouted: "Answer me!" ”

The man's body began to soften, his eyes were filled with fear, and then his heart suddenly showed a hint of madness, and he suddenly yelled around.

"The target is here, brothers, let's do it!! Tie him up! ”

The alley was empty, only the shouts of the man, and in Li Hao's vigilance, figures appeared in all directions, everyone covered their faces, holding weapons in their hands, and rushed towards Li Hao desperately, picked up the machete in his hand, and slashed at Li Hao's body.

At this time, a tall figure grabbed the body of the person who was slashing at Li Hao's body, and roared angrily: "Stop! The boss said to catch it alive! After speaking, Da Gao's figure slowly turned around and let out a hearty laugh, the voice was a little familiar.

"Hehe, my director, we meet again, I miss you very much."

Li Hao narrowed his eyes, and then sighed: "It turned out to be you, you haven't died yet?" ”

The person who came was none other than a big man who came to kidnap him alone a few days ago, clamoring for the crew to pay protection money.

In Li Hao's unsurprisingly bland gaze, the big man suddenly approached Li Hao and said to Li Hao in a very sincere tone, but to his ears, it seemed very strange.

"On that day, I remembered your warning from the director, or don't do it! If you do it, you have to do it well! So I heeded your admonition and came to kidnap you again. The big man's voice was still so simple, as if he was from the country, and he was still smiling.

Li Hao couldn't cry or laugh...... What does it mean to heed my admonition and come and kidnap me again? Dare to love Lao Tzu, this is self-inflicted......

"That...... Mr. Enoki mushroom, you misunderstood what I meant, I want to persuade you not to go astray, I hope you either don't do it on the right path, or do it well, not the evil way......" Li Hao touched his nose helplessly.

"The righteous path and the evil path are originally one, and there is no distinction between good and evil, so the truth you said is useful, so I came to kidnap you...... Now, please commit yourself to the director and go with us......" The big man said leisurely, and suddenly asked: "Do you want to go with us by yourself, or do we force ......?"

"Do I still have a choice? Lead the way. Li Hao helplessly spread his hands and said to the big man. There are many people on the other side, and there is only one person, and fools know how to choose.

Although Li Hao knew that he had been kidnapped by the big man, he was not worried at all...... Mills will definitely not let himself be hurt a little bit, this kidnapping, right to be a free tour......

Li Hao sighed and got into a van with no license plate number with the big man.

(*It's coming!!) This is the end of the bland plot)