As soon as he said this, Nie Yu wanted to slap himself, what kind of bullshit reason.

"What do you say!!" Mu Xiao was hysterical all of a sudden: "Where am I ugly!!! ”

That huge sound, Nie Yu's eardrums were thumping, and he couldn't stand it.

"Eldest sister, don't scream, I'm almost deaf." Nie Yu hurriedly shouted: "You're not ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly." ”

Mu Xiao eased his mood, sighed and said: "All in all, I don't like this Wu Ming, so you have to fight with him for me, if the premise of fighting for me is to like me, then you can like me." ”

"Report to the eldest sister, there is a loophole in your sentence, first of all, why don't you like Wu Ming, I have to fight with him for you, and secondly."

"Soul !!"

Nie Yu hurriedly surrendered, he didn't want to face the roar of the Hedong lion anymore, so he hurriedly flattered him, and then used his cultivation god-level, emperor-level sycophancy.

Seriously, this sycophancy can be reduced to an emperor-level miracle, because in the face of emperor-level, or even saint-level people, it is invincible to use this trick, of course, except for those who are so noble that they have nothing to say, such as Confucius and the like, the sycophancy magic will probably be invalid.

Okay, don't talk about it, Nie Yu sighed, for no reason, he was going to compete with this Wu Ming for a woman, which made him very unhappy.

But after thinking about it, it's just a pickle girl, why are you so scared, you can't soak it anyway.

After turning off the video, Nie Yu went out immediately, otherwise it would be bad for others to think that he had fallen into the pit.

After thinking about it for such a long time, Nie Yu just came out, Wang Laohu agreed with a smile on his face, and all the previous difficult words disappeared, guaranteeing that Li Hu and Han Fen would not be able to get out if they went in.

And then Li Hu and Han Fen were sad, and they had a good fate to live for more than a year, but since then they have become life sentences.

I heard that this Wang Laohu is going to arrange some people to fight when he is working in the prison, so that he can be convicted of more crimes, anyway, there are a series of methods, and Nie Yu can't control this, as long as these two people can't come out to harm their parents, Nie Yu is OK.

Saying goodbye to Liang Yifeng, Nie Yu returned to the rented hut, and it was not too early at this moment.

College Entrance Examination.

Nie Yu sat in the examination room and sighed, none of the people around him knew him.

Sitting in front of Nie Yu was a beautiful girl with long hair, this girl looked very shy and didn't say a word, and sitting behind Nie Yu was a big fat man with glasses, pointing at Nie Yu's back with a pen: "Brother, after the exam, you are a little sideways, my glasses are very high, I can peek at it." ”

"You're going to peek at me?" Nie Yu was stunned: "Are you sure?" ”

"Look at you so thin, you should be a good student, right?"

"I'll tell you if I've been expelled from school."

"Damn, oh my God, who are the people sitting next to me, the people on the left and right are scumbags, and the one in front has been expelled from school, oh my God!" The fat man was a little broken, Nie Yu just lowered his head and smiled, this is the sad fate of the scumbag.

The girl sitting in front of Nie Yu was trembling a little, and she could see that she was very nervous, this is normal, the college entrance examination, the turning point of life, who can not be afraid?

After a while, the invigilator handed out the papers, and the first subject to be tested was Chinese.

For Chinese, Nie Yu doesn't have absolute self-confidence, he can memorize all those things, he can definitely get a full score, and he is OK for reading questions, because he has the bonus of comprehension ability, even if he can't get a full score, he won't be deducted too much, and the only weakness is composition.

Writing is useless, rote memorization is useless, and comprehension ability is useless.

"I don't want to, let's talk about it when I see the composition!" As soon as the exam started, Nie Yu picked up the pen and wrote frantically, his words were not bad, and his hand speed was very fast, and he could think of those rote questions almost in a second, and then answer.

I kept writing backwards, until I read the question, and I finished reading, thinking, and writing.

The overall speed is against the sky!

And Nie Yu's spirit was in a state of high concentration, although he knew that he would definitely be able to get into a good university, but the only college entrance examination in his life, he was inexplicably nervous, so he concentrated all his energy.

Fast, accurate, yes, Nie Yu thought about this in his heart, his brain was running rapidly, and he who had comprehension ability of 10 could answer the reading questions quickly, and there might be some deviations, but this was already his limit, and his comprehension ability would be increased by ten at most!

"Whoosh." Nie Yu looked at his hand speed: "Roll over." ”

"It's coming, there's still more time." Nie Yu wiped the sweat on his head: "I'm too nervous, Nie Yu, you have to calm down!" ”

But time passed little by little, and Nie Yu was very annoyed, even if he knew that he would definitely be able to finish writing and be admitted to a good high school, he was still very annoyed.

There was always a voice in his heart telling him that he couldn't finish writing.

And if this kind of voice didn't appear once, Nie Yu couldn't wait to speed up.

"Write an essay." Nie Yu let out a long sigh. , Although the people around him are far away, Nie Yu's low-level eighth-order physique, his eyesight is much better, and he can completely see the general situation of the people around him.

Most people are still writing on the first reading question, and some people have not finished reading the first reading question.

"This speed." Nie Yu himself can't praise himself, this speed is too rebellious.

When he saw the essay question, Nie Yu's mind went blank.

What kind of perverted essay topic is this!!!!

The title of the essay reads: "Everyone has only one life, and if there was a chance to be resurrected, what would you do with this life now?" Do you do something dangerous that you don't dare to do, or do something that shakes the world? ”

"According to the above materials, choose your own angle, choose your own topic, and write an essay of no less than 800 words, the subject matter is self-determined, and it cannot be poetry."

Nie Yu scratched his head helplessly, with a resurrected life, what would he do with this current life

Die!

Please, the questioner, for Mao to use this life to die, can we keep it? If something happens in the future, won't you be able to take advantage of that resurrection opportunity? Why do you have to use this life now to die, wasting the opportunity for resurrection!

However, the title came out like this, and Nie Yu couldn't refute it, so he had to write it obediently.

Composition, no matter what type he is, he can't get rid of three requirements, one, sycophancy, two, pretending, and third, positive energy.

Nie Yu unwaveringly used his second emperor-level skill in addition to patting his sycophants, "Learn Wenqing to pretend to be forced." ”

"Topic: This life, dedicated to the earth!"