Chapter 073: Blackmail
Although Lin Chuan was quite dissatisfied with Murong Hua's stay. But under the threat of Zhang Shiya's handpaper Weibo, Lin Chuan still shamelessly succumbed.
In the next few days, there were two small battles in the apartment.
In the first game, Lin Chuan vs Zhang Shiya.
Zhang Shiya: "Wow!! ”
Lin Chuan: "Sister, what are you yelling at early in the morning?" Surprise me! ”
Zhang Shiya: "You, who are you?" How do you come out in shorts? ”
Lin Chuan: "I always wear it like this at home. What's wrong? ”
Zhang Shiya: "Don't you see that there are girls here now?" ”
Lin Chuan: "You mean it's inappropriate for me to dress like this?" ”
Zhang Shiya: "Nonsense, it's ugly to death." ”
Lin Chuan: "Then I'll take it off." ”
Zhang Shiya: "You're crazy, you want to die?" ”
Lin Chuan: "Girls are really troublesome, I'll change my pants." ”
Zhang Shiya: "Hey, wait, do you seem to have seen these panties somewhere?" ”
Lin Chuan: "What? Do you want to soak me? I'll be embarrassed, hehehe. ”
Zhang Shiya: "Boy?!" Early in the morning, you're stupid! ”
Lin Chuan: "Slow down, slow down." ”
Zhang Shiya: "What? ”
Lin Chuan: "Didn't you notice anything in the voice you just spoke?" ”
Zhang Shiya: "The voice of my speech? ”
Lin Chuan: "Well, have you ever heard the hostess of Midnight Radio host the show?" Specifically answer about the into. The kind of people who are problematic. ”
Zhang Shiya: "Midnight radio? What is it? ”
Lin Chuan: "Tell you, the voice of those female hosts is both magnetic and attractive, as long as a man hears it, he will say all the words from the bottom of his heart, hehe, your voice belongs to this type." ”
Zhang Shiya: "Cut~ You really know how to mess up, hahaha......"
Lin Chuan: "It's true, I, Lin Chuan, never lie." ”
Zhang Shiya: "But looking at your appearance, how do I feel like a pervert?" ”
Lin Chuan: "Pervert? How is that possible? There are very few introverted teenagers like me now. ”
Zhang Shiya: "My mother, your words made Miss Ben have no idea of eating breakfast at all." ”
Lin Chuan: "It's your appearance, I always feel that you don't look like a person." ”
Zhang Shiya: "Boy! How can you speak, you're not human......"
Lin Chuan: "If it's a human, how can it have eyes like beasts, full of wildness and temptation. Confusion. ”
Zhang Shiya: "You are so annoying! Although others often say so. ”
Lin Chuan: "And your skin, haven't you noticed?" It's just ......."
Zhang Shiya: "Dead pervert!" Die, die! Dare to eat mommy tofu! Look at the moves, Pegasus Meteor Fist! ”
"Bang bang!"
(Ogawa?) Are you still alive? Ogawa...... If you're dead, how am I going to write that...... )
Second battle: 9:30, Lin Chuan vs Murong painting
Murong Hua: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know there was someone in the bathroom." ”
Lin Chuan: "Oh? It's okay, it's okay! ”
Murong Hua: "Isn't your bathroom upstairs?" ”
Lin Chuan: "The one upstairs! Recently clogged. ”
Murong Hua: "Huh? ”
Lin Chuan: "You can't blame me, it was done by a foot-picking girl, and it has nothing to do with me." ”
Murong Hua: "Also, do you go to the bathroom without closing the door?" ”
Lin Chuan: "It's hot, I'm sorry, turn it off immediately!" ”
"Bang!"
The sound of the door closing, there has been no movement for almost ten minutes, and it is estimated that this kid is flipping through the comics inside.
Murong Hua: "Could you please hurry up inside?" ”
It was quiet for five minutes, and the toilet flushed. The sound of the door opening.
Lin Chuan: "Okay, you can use it." ”
Murong Hua: "I actually want men and women to share a bathroom......"
Lin Chuan: "Where are there so many requests, you are a female nerve, not a goddess, okay?" (sound of door closing)
Murong Hua: "Wait! Don't come in outside, I ask you! ”
Lin Chuan: "What? You don't have a good paper? ”
Murong Hua: "No!! Why does this toilet feel wet when you sit on it? ”
Lin Chuan: "Yeh? It's weird, I want to think about it......"
Murong Painting: "......"
Lin Chuan: "Oh, I see, I probably aimed crooked when I peed just now." ”
Murong Hua: "Wow! You vile, filthy, shameless, lewd old man!! ”
(Beauty is beauty, even screaming is so**.) )
Then Lin Chuan's body was covered with more than a dozen bruises.
Going to the hospital with a scar, Lin Chuan squinted at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the sky, and sighed softly.
"Yaoyao, Rourou, Xiaoxue, I miss you so much......"
Two drops of heat appeared in the corners of Lin Chuan's eyes.
And at this time, a graceful back suddenly appeared in front of Lin Chuan. Suddenly, Lin Chuan's hormones exploded instantly, his face was overjoyed, he stepped forward quickly, glanced at his face, and vomited one after another.
"This Nima wants to commit the most on the back, wants to retreat on the side, and wants to defend himself on the front! If you turn on a flashlight in the middle of the night, I guess the ghost will collapse in fright......"
Seeing the woman's positive face, Lin Chuan got a realization that was so painful.
It seemed that God couldn't bear to torture Lin Chuan like this, and just when Lin Chuan wanted to go back to the magic capital, a familiar phone call came into Lin Chuan's mobile phone.
"Damn, God has finally opened his eyes......"
Looking at the caller ID, Lin Chuan had an urge to cry. The person who called was not Han Yuyao, who could it be?
"Yaoyao, when are you coming to Jianghai?"
Lin Chuan held back his excitement and asked Han Yuyao.
"Hehe, Brother Lin Chuan misses me? Yaoyao is really happy! ”
Han Yuyao smiled, looking very satisfied with Lin Chuan's reaction. But the next moment, Han Yuyao sighed and said to Lin Chuan: "Brother Lin Chuan, I originally wanted to open a bar in Jianghai City, but just one day after it opened, someone came to collect protection money. Forget about it, and even ask someone to accompany you to drink flower wine. Ay? What is flower wine? ”
"I'm rubbing, who is so bold as to dare to rob a woman with me...... Oh no, dare to rob my sister with me? ”
Lin Chuan was suddenly unhappy, he had just come to Jianghai for two days, and he was thinking about spending a little time to stop. Unexpectedly, before it stopped for two days, someone came to the door to look for trouble!
Is there any difference between this and laying on the floor next to the manure pit, not far from death?
Lin Chuan thought indignantly in his heart.
"Yaoyao, it's okay, you tell me the address first, and I'll solve the problem for you!"
Lin Chuan said coldly.
"Mmmm, Brother Lin Chuan, the address of the bar is in the west block of the commercial street, I'm sorry for you!"
With a promise, Lin Chuan hung up the phone. Gao Leng snorted arrogantly: "It's time to show the real pretend technique!" ”