"Students, let me introduce myself first, I am your new class teacher, my name is self-knowledge, self-knowledge. Today, on the first day of my class, I'm going to tell you about my favorite novels. ”

"Cut"

Looking at the laughter of the classmates because of disdain, he knew that he just smiled and continued: "Hehe, classmates, maybe you haven't heard the story I tell." After all, you're holding all the PSP consoles and romance novels in your hands right now. ”

The classmates looked at themselves with some displeasure.

"Knock Knock"

"Students, wait a minute, the teacher has dealt with it in advance." After saying that, he walked outside the classroom.

"Hey, classmate, don't you want to introduce yourself?" He said as he looked at the boy who was standing in front of him half a head taller than him.

"Well, my name is Li Wei."

"Now, then, it's my turn. Dear Li Wei, do you know? You are late today, of course, as your teacher, I will definitely not let you stand outside the classroom for a day, so let's do it, for the sake of you being Li Meng's brother, I requisitioned your bench today. After speaking, he walked to the classroom.

walked to the door of the classroom, looked at Li Wei, who was still standing in place and frowning, and waved his hand to signal Li Wei to come over.

"Teacher, have you always talked to yourself like this? Do I agree with what you said? Li Wei walked to the door of the classroom and looked at himself.

"Hehe, classmate Li Wei, I am your teacher, you should listen to what I say, like today, you are late, and if I don't say anything, do you know what will be facing me? If you don't know, I'll tell you, the face will be that your entire freshman class A has no teacher to teach you, even if there is a teacher to teach you in the future, can you guarantee that she will be serious? If you continue like this, you will only be a group of gentlemen who have not experienced college life. What I say, think about it, and do whatever you want. After saying that, he walked into the classroom.

"Eh, teacher." Looking at the self-knowledge who walked into the classroom, Li Wei wanted to speak and stopped.

"Wow"

I knew that the moment I walked into the classroom and pushed the door, cold water fell from the sky. I know that I am a little glad that I am wearing a black tracksuit, so as not to reveal my true gender.

Zizhi wiped his hands on his face, walked into the classroom and looked at the students in a classroom, and Zizhi picked up his backpack and walked out of the classroom.

walked to the door of the classroom, looked at Li Wei who was blocking the door, closed his eyes helplessly, and pushed Li Wei away.

Li Wei looked at the self-awareness that was covered in water but still did not show a trace of embarrassment, Li Wei frowned and walked into the classroom.

Looking at the classmates who were discussing in a circle in the classroom, Li Wei asked with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "What's wrong, what's so funny." By the way, what did the teacher say to you? ”

"Hey, the dragon, don't you know, the teacher sat in the classroom early in the morning, and he wanted to fix him, but he didn't have a chance, if you hadn't called the teacher out, it was estimated that today's plan would have been ruined." A boy said.

"Well, I'd rather like to know what he told you to write before I came." Li Wei reluctantly repeated his words.

"Don't you know this, faucet? It's nothing more than what to introduce yourself, super boring. Oh yes, before you knocked on the door, he told us what he was going to tell me a story, and he told us a beating. ”

"That's it, you have to take revenge." A boy chimed in.

Li Wei rubbed his temples with a headache as he listened to the words of these classmates.

Liu Jia, who was reading a book in the seat in the distance, saw Li Wei rubbing his temples with sharp eyes, so he put down the book and walked in front of Li Wei.

"Li Wei, are you free? Go out and sit. ”

"Well, let's go." Li Wei got up and walked out with Liu Jia.

The boys around saw that the protagonist was gone, and they also walked out of the classroom in a swarm. At this time, there was only one boy wearing black-rimmed glasses left in the classroom, and he looked up at Li Wei's seat and walked out of the classroom.

In the bubble tea shop:

"Li Wei, just ask whatever you want." Liu Jia looked at Li Wei staring at her eyes and said.

"Well, Liu Jia, then you can tell me all the things that happened before I came to school, remember, no details can be pulled down."

"Hmm. When I entered the classroom today, there were already students in the classroom, and I knew that it was the new homeroom teacher of our class, and she was sitting on a chair on the podium and watching us. She sat there until class, not saying a word, just staring at the students who arrived. After class, she introduced herself, and her self-introduction was quite funny, and the original words were as follows:

'I call self-knowledge, self-knowledge of self-knowledge'

Then she said she was going to tell us about his favorite novel, and then just as he was about to tell it, you knocked on the door and he walked out. Then we set up the classroom a little bit the way we used to, and he accidentally got hit. Are you stupid or not? Hehe. ”

"Didn't he scold you after he was rectified?" Li Wei asked.

"No, he just looked at me as if he knew it was me. But after one look at me, he took his things and left. Liu Jia looked at Li Wei and said carefully.

"Hmm. Okay, I know, be careful in the future, don't be caught, as for the self-knowing teacher, let me come. After Li Wei finished speaking, he pushed away the chair and walked out of the bubble tea shop.

Morning:

When the students walked into the classroom, they were surprised to see the 'man' on the podium in black tracksuits, sitting on a chair and flipping through the newspaper.

"Alas, second brother, why do you say he is still here, didn't those teachers come after being accepted once?" A lewd boy asked.

"Cut, hell knows. But whatever, the faucet will clean him up, we just need to watch the show. The boy who called the second brother replied.

"Well, yes, I just don't know how the dragon head is going to teach him a lesson this time."

"Jingle Bell"

He looked up at the empty seats in the classroom and nodded.

"Students, today I will first talk about the teachers in this class. As far as I know, there are no extra teachers in the school to teach this class, so you need to be self-taught in all subjects except for Chinese. Teachers believe in you, come on. ”

"Okay, now let's go to class, first open the Chinese textbook"

"Teacher, didn't you tell us about your favorite novel? Why don't you talk about it, you can't talk and don't count. A boy called Second Brother stood up and spoke.

"This classmate, I would like to ask if you have basic politeness? Don't know if you have to raise your hand to ask questions in class? Also, I said that I wanted to tell you about my favorite novels, but I remember very well, this classmate, you didn't come to the classroom yesterday, how did you know that I was going to talk about novels? ”

"I'm listening to my classmates, can't I?" The boy looked at Li Wei and said suddenly.

"Hehe, listen to what your classmates said, so can you please take off the Bluetooth headset you are wearing on your ears first?"

"Okay." After saying that, the boy took off the headphones.

"Teacher, can I tell a novel now?"