In an upriver branch 100 kilometers away from the sea-crossing bridge in City A, it is a small river with slow flow, not very wide, and not very deep. There is a large area of pebbles next to the river, and there are two people sitting on two big rocks on the side of the riverbank, it is Stallone and Ji Amin!

Sylvester Stallone fumbled in a tattered little cloth bag on his body, took out a pack of soft China, took out two, handed them to the figure next to him covered in water, and said, "Smoke one, brother!" ”

Ji Amin glanced at him and took it tremblingly. He was now wet all over his body, and the tips of his hair were still dripping water, and in this spring and summer season, the temperature was not very low, but he was soaking all over, and he soaked in the water for a long time, and he couldn't slow down like the beginning of a serious illness!

Stallone didn't care about him, he lit a cigarette on the side and swallowed the clouds there!

At this time, Ji Amin reacted a little, very strange, although he was confused just now, but that guy also came out of the water, but he knew it, but now he saw that there was no trace of water on his body. Ji Amin sat there thinking about the cause and effect, while puffing on the unlit cigarette in his mouth and was stunned, he wanted to say thank you to the guy who saved him just now, but he didn't know how to speak, so he just sat there in a daze!

"Bang" A flame lit in front of Ji Amin, Ji Amin subconsciously took a puff, lit a cigarette, and turned his head to look at the person standing in front of him with a lighter!

"My name is Stallone, what do you call it?" Stallone said.

"Ji Amin, thank you for saving me, but I still don't have the confidence to live," Ji Amin said expressionlessly.

"Oh, that's it, little ghost, why did you kill yourself?" Stallone asked with a hint of playfulness.

He asked, but when he asked Ji Amin's heart, silence appeared instantly, and Ji Amin didn't know where to start!

"Usually people who have psychological problems to the point of committing suicide will have two different situations, one is that the person concerned will talk about the problems in their hearts, and then they will be in a good mood and their lives will be better again. The other is that after speaking out, my heart is even more painful, and in the end, my heart is twisted and I want to commit suicide even more! Anyway, you don't want to live now, so you might as well speak up and let me hear about it! Stallone asked questions like a curious child, with the expression of a confidant big brother.

Ji Amin slowly said what was on his mind, this talk was two hours, at first Sylvester Stallone could still nod and echo two sentences, but later, the two of them actually sympathized with each other, and they were in love, both of them had tears in the corners of their eyes, and they almost hugged their heads and cried!

Ji Amin wanted to speak again and again, and after hesitating again and again, he said, "I'm out of love, I'm in my third year of high school, I chased a girl, chased for half a year, ran before and after running all day, bought breakfast and sent dinner, texted all day long, edited a text message, because it was too long to be cut into five or six, I and the girl were not from the same school, she said she wanted to eat the wife cakes sold in the west of the city, in the middle of the night, there was no bus, and I couldn't find a taxi, so I ran along the side of the road to see if there was a car, I ran more than 20 kilometers to that side, knocked on the door of the store and bought cakes, ran back and forth for 40 kilometers, and when I came back, my whole body was soaked with sweat, and I couldn't enter the school gate at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, I knew the girl soon after I knew that the girl had a boyfriend, and I fucking stuck to the girl's side like a grandson all day long, making the girl laugh like a fool, and then after a long time, even the aunt who sold baked cakes at the school gate knew that I was chasing her, and I forwarded the beautiful love in the space every day, she only needed a photo, I absolutely gave her a thumbs up for the first time, gave her a comment, she called me and said she had a cold, I skipped class to buy her medicine and send her downstairs in the dormitory, she said which of her friends fell out of love, which friend had a new boyfriend, I would immediately promise her that she would never be a spare tire! The girl called me and said that I had no phone bill, you charged me the phone bill, and I said okay! , the girl said rush fifty! I said yes! The girl said that the promise was so smooth, you are so good, give me a hundred! I said yes! The girl said again, "Five hundred!" I said yes! , the girl said to charge a thousand, I said okay! The whole trick will come, and the commander will go! That phone call was inked for half an hour, and after hanging up the phone, I went crazy, and this girl, what the is this! That girl has a boyfriend, and I am willing to be a spare tire for others, as a junior! After the phone hung up, I went crazy in my dormitory, kicked the door, kicked the wall, took my head to hit the wall, and finally had to jump off the building, three or four brothers in my dormitory couldn't pull me, the whole person was in a state of madness, and finally a brother saw that things were going to make a big fuss, so he turned on his computer, opened Alipay, and I gave the girl five hundred yuan before I slowly calmed down, and at that time I only had 800 yuan a month of living expenses. ”

Ji Amin said a lot in one breath, it seemed like he couldn't stop at all, Stallone was just about to speak, only to hear Ji Aming say again, "After charging her phone bill, the rest of my money can only gnaw on steamed buns for a month, my roommates laugh at me, and the steamed buns can be eaten so deliciously!" Actually, as long as I think of her in my mind, I can think of her goodness, and I will be silly and happy on the side, and I think that even if I am asked to eat at that time, I will eat very deliciously! After getting to know her, I would often be in a corner, thinking about her and silly at the same time. He posted a photo in the circle of friends and said a simple word, saying that everyone yearns for pure love, I will be very happy for a few days, see that the sky is sunny, see that every classmate is good-looking, see the teacher also feel amiable, the whole world is full of birds and flowers, if she sends a good depression! I'm crazy on my side, and I'm not in the mood to do anything! Yesterday afternoon she sent me a text message that said so, my boyfriend is over, we are now in the hotel and you are a good person, but we really don't fit. I saw the text message and the whole person went crazy again, I wanted to drop my phone, I wanted to hit someone, I wanted to jump off the building, I really wanted to send her, you are a good person! Your whole family is good! After a while, when I calmed down, I saw a text message coming out of my phone, guess what I sent? ”

Ji Amin's sudden question stumped Stallone, and Stallone couldn't think of an answer even if he wanted to break his head! He looked at Ji Amin and waited for the following!

Ji Amin said again, "What I sent is, remember to bring a condom!" In the end, I carried out the good guys to the end with practical actions! I didn't sleep all night last night, standing on the street staring at the stars for a night, whenever I think of the woman I love is now lying on someone else's bed, I also told her to remember to wear a condom, I want to crush my teeth, I really feel that the world is blank, there is no more life **......"

After Stallone listened to his mother-in-law and mother-in-law, when he first listened to him, Stallone could still echo two sentences at a critical time, and later Stallone was also depressed by him!

It's easy to see Ji Amin stop talking, and Stallone scolded, "You're a fool!" ”

Ji Amin raised his eyebrows, glared at Stallone and said, "You're right, I'm just a fool!" Then you regret saving me this fool, right? ”

Stallone didn't answer, turned around and fumbled in his broken bag for a while, took out two bottles of beer, Ji Amin was happy when he saw it, "I'll go, Luoyang Palace!" ”

Stallone held two bottles of beer, his thumbnail picked the beer cap, "boom, boom" twice, the two bottles of beer opened in response, he handed Ji Amin a bottle, and said, "Come on, brother, it's done!" Let's toast to two idiots coming together! ”

Ji Amin was stunned and didn't take the beer immediately, this Stallone is too strange, he can still hold two large bottles of beer in his small broken bag, where did he get this Luoyang Palace? Treasured in the cellar? That thumb is too handsome, okay!

Ji Amin took the beer, took a sip and asked, "What?" You're so capable! Dumped too? ”

Stallone looked at Ji Amin and felt that the question asked by this kid was so bad! won't say it's a broken love, he said very arrogantly, "Lao Tzu is a man, and only Lao Tzu has ever dumped others!" Where is it so cowardly with you, it's just that I confessed to someone some time ago and was issued a good person card! ”

Ji Amin looked at him and smiled, the first sentence of this thing was arrogant, and the second half of the sentence was so cowardly! Ji Amin didn't speak, he was drinking beer and laughing at his own leisure!

Stallone saw him laughing inexplicably, and knew that this person was unreasonable, so he also drank his beer, and said in a subdued tone, "An old-timer once said that eighteen-year-old boys have more girls in their hearts than the emperor's three palaces and six courts!" The idea of a girl in my heart is dirtier than the dirtiest toilet in the world! But at the same time, they all yearn for the purest love! In this way, boys endure an incomparably tormented between love and hormones, and at the same time have to spend puberty in this pain! ”

Ji Amin listened to him say words in a straight and round manner, like an old eight-strand laughing, and he leaned forward and backwards with laughter!

Stallone was speechless when he saw it beside him, he said such wonderful words, but it seemed that he was playing the piano to the cow, he shook his head, pouted and said, "Ji Amin, I guess your kid must be a little virgin!" ”

Ji Amin glared at him and scolded, "Then I guess you must be too, an old virgin!" ”

"You are, I'm not!"

……

An hour later.

It was completely dark.

There was a pile of dozens of bottles of Luoyang Palace beer thrown on the ground.

Not far away, a sword stuck upside down on the ground emitted a faint white light, illuminating the surrounding land for dozens of meters.

Two big men sat shoulder to shoulder on a boulder, both holding beer bottles in their hands, shaking their bodies and singing nursery rhymes......

After a while, sing "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one without eyes......"

After a while, he sang "Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars......"

In the end, they stopped smirking, Ji Amin took out her mobile phone and stared at the pictures in the wallpaper of her phone, she was picturesque and beautiful with a smile!

Sylvester Stallone took out a photo in his arms, this time he finally didn't dig into his all-encompassing treasure bag, it seemed that the photo was the only precious item he kept close to him, he stared at the beautiful person in that photo, smiling silly, as if the beauty was in front of him, he could see her smile, and he could also touch her tenderness!

Ji Amin first began to sing softly, "Baby, baby, you are my baby, let you sleep well tonight......"

Then Stallone also stared at the photo in his hand, and began to sing along with the warm song he heard for the first time, and the person in the photo seemed to be smiling, as if she also felt the tenderness here!

Just now, the provincial TV station broadcast the news of the two men who were singing children's rhymes.

Dressed in a professional short skirt, a beautiful and beautiful female anchor, with a sexy smile, said in a good voice on the provincial TV, "Today on the cross-sea bridge in City A of our province, a young college student threw himself into the river and committed suicide, when the onlookers were helpless, a hero fell from the sky and successfully rescued the college student who fell into the water under the gaze of everyone. In this rescue incident, there is a rapid assembly of armed police, fire protection, traffic police and other forces, which reflects the happiness and harmony of the people's lives in our city! ”

On the rocky beach by the river, two big men, Ji Amin and Stallone, they are sitting on the ground, with their backs to the big rocks, looking up at the starry sky.

After being silent for a long time, Stallone said abruptly with a hint of joke, "Second goods, what is the one thing you want to do most now?" ”

Ji Amin thought for a while and said, "I want to sleep, I haven't closed my eyes for two days and one night, and I drank so much wine with you, I'm almost sleepy!" ”

Stallone glared at him, "Stupid! I'm talking about...... For example, now we have picked up a magic lamp, opened the lid, and released a fairy, who said it could fulfill two wishes for each of us! What wish do you want? ”

Ji Amin didn't think about it, he replied as fast as lightning, he said, "Let the gods turn my beloved woman into my arms!" ”

Stallone was stunned after hearing this, and unexpectedly, he said again, "This wish is okay, but it's a little stupid!" And what about your second wish? ”

Ji Amin listened and stayed there, he didn't know what he wanted, money? Silver? Official? Right? He doesn't want any!

Stallone saw him in a stupid daze, so he shook his head and said, "You only have your woman in your eyes now!" Looks like you're going to be a fool to the end! ”

Ji Amin was woken up by a word, and suddenly said loudly, "I know what my second wish is!" I'm going to pull that guy out and beat him up! It's the guy who pulled my beloved woman to open the room last night! ”………

Sylvester Stallone was completely startled by the surprise of the two goods!

After a long time, Stallone let out a loud roar, "Okay!! Brother will fulfill your wish! ”

On the side of the bar in Lan Kwai Fong in the city center, on the high stool sat a man wearing a slim suit, a collarless slim white shirt, well-cut, well-shaped dark slim pants, dark brown low-top pointed scalp shoes, and the long legs stretched forward exposed the flowery boat socks, and the low boat socks set off the sexy ankles!

His hairstyle is flawless, with a slender face, more three-dimensional features, two delicate metal rings on his slender and fair left hand, and a delicate leather rope bracelet on his exposed wrist.

He elegantly holds the goblet in his right hand, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, his face is neatly trimmed, without the slightest excess hair, his skin is fair, his body exudes a faint smell of perfume with wooden notes, and his big eyes under his thick eyebrows are like looking for prey, inadvertently scanning back and forth in the bar!

He is a veteran of the love scene, and he has a fatal attraction to every woman!

It's just that at this time, he suddenly put down the goblet, bent over and possessed it, and sneezed three times in a row, as if he had been sprinkled with pepper noodles in his nose!

The waiter at the bar laughed and said loudly, "Oh, our Great Love Saint has a cold?" ”

The beautiful female bartender hurriedly came over when she saw it, "Handsome guy!" You have a cold, can I take care of you! ”

This female bartender is beautiful, but our handsome guy is like a plague god, waving his hand again and again, "Thank you, that's not necessary, how dare you bother you!" This is probably a beautiful woman hiding in the corner who misses me! ”

After he finished speaking, he gave a bewitching evil smile to the bartender.

He looked around, but he didn't feel the slightest sense of disaster!