Chapter 366: Obscene Uncle
The girl called the aunt is called Miao Xiangyu, and she is the holy daughter of this Miao village. [Ran^Text^Library] @ζ¨@ζ@ε°@θ―΄Miao Xiangyu seems to be a twenty-eight girl, but she is actually nearly forty years old! It's her fortieth birthday in a week!
The girl who called Miao Xiangyu's aunt is called Miao Xiaoru, and she is the successor of the next saint, Miao Xiaoru's appearance is seven points similar to Miao Xiangyu, but Miao Xiaoru's eyes are bigger than Miao Xiangyu, and she is also a superb beauty.
There is a rule in Miao Village that the position must be passed to the heiress of the saint after marriage. The Holy Maiden does not marry, but after forty years it will be passed on to the Holy Heiress. Miao Xiangyu's heir is Miao Xiaoru, the girl who holds her arm.
There is still a week to go, and the love Gu in Konglang's body will completely explode! Will he come? Wait! Wait two more days! If Konglang doesn't appear within two days, then I'll let Xiaoru come out and bring Konglang back!
"Xiaoru, don't worry, wait! I'll arrange it! Come with me, I'm going to test your Chinese. β
Miao Xiaoru pouted and reluctantly followed Miao Xiangyu towards Miao Village. After becoming a candidate for a new generation of saints, Miao Xiaoru's daily homework is one more than that of other girls, that is, Chinese.
Although the main purpose of Shengmiao is to escape from the world, you can't be ignorant of the outside world! Therefore, the saint of Miao Village must learn Chinese, and she must enter the WTO to experience it before taking office. Miao Xiangyu met Situ Kongkong when she entered the WTO.
Miao Xiangyu soon fell in love, and Situ Kongkong also loved the beautiful and enthusiastic Miao Xiangyu. It is a pity that the one-year accession period ended very quickly! When Miao Xiangyu proposed to bring Situ Kongkong back to Miao Jiang, the two had a disagreement!
As a generation of thieves, Situ Kongkong is used to the life of the game world, how can he be trapped in a small Miao Village? What's more! In Miao Village, only Miao Xiangyu can speak Chinese. So, Situ Kongkong pretended to agree to Miao Xiangyu's request.
The day when Miao Xiangyu returned to Miao Village came, she didn't wait for Situ to be empty, she just waited for a letter. Miao Xiangyu was not disappointed, she had already seen Situ Kongkong's intentions, and she secretly planted a love Gu in Situ Kongkong's body.
Miao Xiangyu believes that Situ Kongkong must not be able to bear the pain of Gu poison, and Situ Kongkong will definitely come to Miao Jiang to find her! What Miao Xiangyu didn't expect was that Situ Kongkong not only endured it, but endured it until now! Kurou must be covered in abscesses now, right? Konglang, why are you doing this?
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There are some dilapidated buildings in the old and urban areas of Zhonghai that have not yet been demolished, and most of these dilapidated buildings have become low-rent housing. The residents of the low-rent housing in one of the buildings were miserable, and there was a foul smell coming from one of the residents of their building!
At first, people thought there had been a homicide. As a result, the police told them that there was no homicide and that the resident was suffering from a strange illness. This household lives Situ Kongkong and Sun Qiao.
Sun Qiao's face was unhappy, and he blamed that damn lewd uncle! If it weren't for him stealing all the money! The master's medical expenses have already been paid! Luckily, I met two fat sheep today! Sun Qiao covered the wallet in her arms vigorously, for fear that another lewd uncle would come out and steal the money for her.
As soon as he walked to the door of the corridor, Sun Qiao ran into the owner Aunt Wang, who complained: "Qiaoqiao, what is your master's illness?" It stinks! Many residents can't stand it! They all noisily checked out! You can't move out, right? β
"Aunt Wang, I'm causing you trouble! I'm sorry! I didn't have the money to treat my master before! I've already scraped together enough money for the medical expenses, so I'll take the master to the hospital! Sun Qiao bowed deeply to Aunt Wang!
Because of Situ Kongkong's illness, Aunt Wang has already had three tenants in this building check out, if it weren't for the poor Sun Qiao's little girl, it would have been kicked out a long time ago! Let's ask, with such a drag oil bottle, where can Sun Qiao find a house?
"Master! Master! The medical expenses are enough! I'll take you to the hospital! "People arrived before the sound, Sun Qiao was very happy! She's finally able to scrape together enough money for her medical bills! The master finally has the money to heal the sick! He didn't have to suffer at last!
Sun Qiao didn't smell the pungent stench, holding a few wallets in both hands, and rushed to the bed like a child! Sun Qiao wants the master to see his harvest for the first time! Something strange happened to Sun Qiao, and her master didn't react at all.
Crash! The wallet in Sun Qiao's hand fell to the ground!
"Master! Master! Don't scare me! Sun Qiao didn't dislike the stench on Situ Kongkong's body at all, and shook Situ Kongkong's body vigorously! It's a pity that Situ Kongkong didn't react at all!
"Woo...... Master! You don't want to die! Didn't you say that Shiniang is very beautiful? It's a first-class beauty! If you're going to die! Isn't the master going to be a widow! Wake up! Sun Qiao burst into tears, in this world, she is just a relative!
"It's all that lewd uncle! If it weren't for him, I would have enough medical expenses to pay for my master's treatment! Whining...... Big liar! Big Bad! He also said that he was going to come to treat the master! As a result, even the mobile phone number has been changed! Swindler! Big liar! Sun Qiao slapped the bed board hard, eager to dismantle Xiao Chen!
"Ahem...... Qiaoqiao, you want to shock the master to death? Situ Kongkong spit out a breath of turbid air and woke up faintly!
"Master...... You! You're not dead? You're scaring me to death! Sun Qiao burst into tears and laughed.
Situ Kongkong raised his hand with difficulty, but such a simple action exhausted the strength of his whole body. Situ Kongkong sighed, he knew that the love Gu in his body had completely attacked! There's still a week, and I'm going to die in another week, right?
Seeing that Situ Kong was distracted, Sun Qiao waved his hand in front of his eyes and said as if to invite merit: "Master! Master! I've made up enough money for my medical bills! We have half a million now! I'll take you to the hospital! β
"Good! What a good apprentice of mine! Situ Kongkong looked at Sun Qiao kindly, he smiled, smiled brightly! If it weren't for Sun Qiao to inherit the silk hand and Luo Yanbu, he really wouldn't have survived until now!
"Hmmm! Of course, Qiao'er is a good apprentice of the master! I'm going to get a ride! β
"No need! Qiaoqiao, you help the teacher up! Situ Kongkong felt that his life was coming to an end, his physical strength was passing rapidly, and he didn't even have the strength to sit up!
Sun Qiao didn't dislike Situ Kongkong at all, and lightly helped Situ Kongkong up. With the help of Sun Qiao, Situ Kongkong leaned on the head of the bed. Seeing the undisguised concern in Sun Qiao's eyes, Situ was empty and happy!
"Qiaoqiao, there is a passbook in the collar compartment of the master! You take out your passbook! β
"Hmm!"
Sun Qiao touched Situ's empty collar and soon touched a hard object. Situ Kongkong's collar had a very well hidden zipper, Sun Qiao opened the zipper, and sure enough, he found a passbook.
When I opened the passbook, the countless zeros on it made Sun Qiao messy! 1000000000000000......0000000000000000 Billion! And it's a beautiful knife! Sun Qiao swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and sneered: "Master, this joke is too big!" Where did you get such a fake? β
Situ Kong said: "Qiaoqiao, this is true!" The password is your teacher's birthday 760908. From now on, this passbook is yours! β
"Master! I don't want your money! And also! Why don't you go to treatment when you have so much money? Why did you let me go out and steal money? Sun Qiao raised his small mouth, unhappy and distressed.
Situ Kong said: "Silly child, my disease can't be cured by the hospital!" The reason why you are asked to go out and steal money is because you don't want the stunt of stealing the door to be lost! If you don't go out and steal money, how can you make the silk hand and Luo Yanbu small? Qiaoqiao, take that wrench off my thumb! β
"The master gives it to you!" Sun Qiao obediently took off the wrench on Situ Kongkong's thumb.
"Sun Qiao, the thirty-seventh generation descendant of the Thief Sect, listens to the order!" Situ Kongkong's face showed a solemn expression.
"In vain!" Hearing the master call his full name, Sun Qiao hurriedly raised his head and stood up straight.
Situ Kongkong looked at his apprentice with a loving face, and said in a deep voice: "From today on, you are the thirty-seventh head of the Thief Sect!" Put this wrench away! This is the treasure of our thief door! β
"Disciples obey the master's orders!" In fact, when he first got the passbook, Sun Qiao was very sure that the huge passbook was real! In this way, the master is really hopeless! Is he explaining what happened? Sun Qiao's tears fell uncontrollably.
"Master, you'll be fine! I'm going to cure you! Sun Qiao kept wiping her tears, she was a sixteen-year-old girl! How can you see through life and death?
"There really is someone in this world who can cure me! And there are two! Situ Kong looked at Sun Qiao with a smile, if he could not die, who would be willing to die?
"Really? Is there two people who can cure the master? Who are they? I'm going to invite them! No matter how hard it is! I'll bring them to you, too! Sun Qiao's eyes were full of surprise! She made up her mind to save her master!
"One of them is your senior mother, she is in the 100,000 mountains of Miaojiang, I can feel her exact location! It's just that my body can't withstand the long journey! I only have a week left! After a week, my internal organs will be completely necrotic! β
"What about the other one? Who is the other one? Is he far from us? "Sun Qiao knows that Situ Kongkong's current situation can't travel long distances! That's why Sun Qiao cares about the address, for fear that her master will say some unreliable addresses.
"The other one is in the middle of the sea." Situ Kongkong looked at Sun Qiao with a playful expression.
"Zhonghai? That's great! Master, who is he? I'm going to get him here!" Sun Qiao's two big eyes were round! She made up her mind! Even if it is tied, the person the master said will be tied!
"Xiao Chen."
Hearing this name, Sun Qiao's face suddenly collapsed! Depend on! Why is this lewd uncle? Sun Qiao said with a bitter face: "Master, the obscene uncle is too bad!" He obviously promised to treat you, but he secretly changed his number! I can not find him! β