Text Chapter 56 Do you dare to say that Lao Tzu looks like Ding Ding (begging for collection, begging for pushing)

In the entire Longfeng Village, Feng Wen is most afraid of Feng Wu and Feng Tianbei, as long as the person who comes is not Feng Wu and Feng Tianbei, then Feng Wen is not touched at all, in Feng Wu's opinion, Feng Wu is likely to be sleeping with a beautiful woman now, and it is impossible to come to the back mountain.

Feng Wen only guessed half right, Feng Wu is indeed sleeping at home now, but there are no beautiful women to accompany him.

As for the person who came, it is indeed possible that it is Feng Tianbei, Feng Tianbei was appointed by Feng Wu as a supervisor, and he is in charge of Feng Wen and their group of young people, in their spare time, they will help each other, form a faction, and bully the weak by the way, as long as Feng Tianbei finds out who is lazy, hehe, the consequences will definitely not be less than a fat beating.

"Brother Wen, why am I so familiar with this voice." Yue Pengyun glanced at Feng Wen and said suspiciously.

"Long Yue, her father's voice, can she not be familiar." Feng Wen, who calmed down, heard Feng Tianming's voice at once, glanced at Yue Pengyun, turned to Feng Tianming and smiled: "Uncle Tianming, you almost scared me to death in this shock, I thought it was my fourth uncle, hehe..."

Feng Tianming glared at Feng Wen, and snorted coldly: "You guys are thieves, look at this back mountain, that person is not in full swing, how can you be lazy here, if you are really caught by the fourth child, you will be beaten, it will be your own fault." ”

"Uncle Tianming, you can't wronged us, where are we lazy, don't you just relieve yourself and chat a few words by the way." Feng Wen came with his mouth open, and when Feng Tianming rolled his eyes, he also winked at Yue Pengyun, and motioned for Yue Pengyun to cooperate with him.

And Yue Pengyun was already angry at Feng Wen, seeing Feng Wen winking at him, Yue Pengyun snorted coldly, and directly twisted his head to the side, now I know that I am looking for help, what did you do when I asked you for help before.

Seeing Yue Pengyun like this, Feng Wu was angry, your sister, didn't my brother just take a box of cigarettes from you, as for the long time of remembering five or six minutes, you should learn more from your brother, I didn't see that you just designed to let your brother top the tank, and my brother forgot about it in a blink of an eye.

The small movements of the two were seen by Feng Tianming one by one, Feng Tianming shook his head helplessly and said: "Okay, I don't care if you are lazy or not, just relieve yourself, in short, hurry up and work for me, I saw the fourth child when I came just now, wait until you are found by him, don't blame your uncle for not saying good things for you." ”

"Hehe, thank you, Uncle Tianming." Feng Wen smiled awkwardly, and said to Yue Pengyun on the side: "I'll go, what are you doing stupidly, hurry up, if you are caught by the fourth uncle, we will be finished." ”

"If you want to take care of it, give me the cigarette quickly, otherwise my brother won't have to do it in the future." Yue Pengyun said hatefully.

"I can't go if I love it, and I don't have a cigarette door if I want to." Feng Wen shook his arm and strode towards the outside of the woods.

"You stop for me, let's discuss it again, you can divide me with half a box, I got this cigarette but I didn't smoke a single one." Yue Pengyun chased after Feng Wen as he spoke.

"I discussed it, and I still want half a box, but I don't have a single one." Feng Wen pursed his lips and didn't even look at Yue Pengyun.

"I'll go, if you play like this, there will be no brothers in the future." Yue Pengyun said unwillingly.

"What's the matter with you, didn't you just say it, won't you be brothers with me in the future?" Feng Wen said with a look of disdain.

"Am I not kidding?" Yue Pengyun said with a smile.

"But I'm serious," Feng Wen said with a smile.

"Your sister..."

Looking at the two of them who were fighting, Feng Tianming was quite speechless, shook his head helplessly, and unbuttoned his pants and went to the big tree to release water.

As soon as he walked out of the woods, Yue Pengyun suddenly stopped, glanced at Feng Wen, smiled, turned around and ran towards the woods again.

Feng Wen looked at Yue Pengyun's figure with a puzzled expression and shouted, "You are crazy, what are you doing back here, didn't you see the fourth uncle coming towards us." ”

"If you want to take care of it, my little solution tool fell into the woods, and I can't go back to find it." After Yue Pengyun dropped these words, his figure had already disappeared into the woods.

Sweat, sweat, Yue Pengyun's words really shocked Feng Wen, Xiao Jie's tool fell into the woods, how strange can this Nima be to say such a thing, for a while, Feng Wen's heart was like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by, and it couldn't be calmed down for a long time.

Looking at the direction where Yue Pengyun left, Feng Wen clasped his hands together and said with a serious face: "I hope you really have fallen, and I wish you will never find it for the rest of your life." ”

At the end of the prayer, Feng Wen couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, and Feng Wen's tears flowed out of his eyes, it was so funny, it was too weird, why didn't I find out that this product still had this talent before, haha... Nima... Laughing to death, brother, for your sake of amusing your brother, when you come back, my brother will reward you with a cigarette.

"Smack"

"Oh, who is your sister, you want to find death..."Feng Wen was laughing heartily, when suddenly there was a pain in his head, Feng Wen's laughter stopped instantly, and then he was angry, and he turned around and scolded.

But when he saw the familiar face in front of him, Feng Wen couldn't help but be stunned, and suddenly his heart trembled, I went, I just smiled, how could I forget about the fourth uncle's coming.

Looking at Feng Tianbei's increasingly dark face, Feng Wen was so frightened that he shrank his neck and said timidly: "That... Fourth uncle, I didn't know it was you, I..."

Feng Tianbei had a dark face and said coldly: "Who do you think it is, what did you say just now, Lao Tzu didn't hear it clearly, please repeat it to Lao Tzu again." ”

"I... I didn't say anything. "You really think I'm stupid, and repeat, if I have a mouth, you can't do it directly.

Feng Tianbei had a pair of tiger eyes, and glared at Feng Wen fiercely: "Don't fool Lao Tzu, really when Lao Tzu is deaf, I'll keep an account of this matter for you first, tell me, what did you run to do just now." ”

"Hey, that's... I didn't do anything, I just went to the woods to relieve my little hands. Feng Wen scratched his head a little embarrassed, fooling you, if I don't fool you, you can't fight directly with your temper.

"Smack"

Feng Tianbei raised his hand and slapped him, going straight to Feng Wen's head.

"Oops, what's wrong with this, why are you beating me again?" Feng Wen covered his head and said with a look of grievance.

"Don't talk to Lao Tzu, untie your little hands, really don't pay attention to you, it's been half an hour, you should have urinated all the blood even if you urinated, and why did Yun Peng run back when he saw me." Feng Tianbei opened his eyes angrily and said, "It's better not to talk to me, otherwise..."

Feng Tianbei also gestured at the bowl of big fists, the meaning is very clear, if you dare to deceive Lao Tzu, then Lao Tzu will be beaten directly.

Fengwen was speechless, is there such a thing as you, you are still an elder, where are you a bit like an elder, you know that the fist is talking about things all day long, you can bully and bully me in this dragon and phoenix village, I am your nephew, not your grandson, you give some human rights to do it.

If he really said it, Feng Tianbei promised not to beat him to death, and talk to Lao Tzu about human rights, not to mention that you have no human rights, even if Lao Tzu can use it to talk to you, how tiring it is to speak, it is still the reality of coming directly to the fist, which is enjoyable and fast.

Staring at Feng Tianbei's bowl-sized fist, Feng Wen weakly pointed to the forest behind him, and said timidly: "Yun Peng dropped Ding Ding in the forest when he released his hand just now, and when he came out just now, he remembered Ding Ding, so he hurried back to find it." ”

"Bunny, I think you're really tickling." As soon as Feng Wen's words were finished, Feng Tianbei's face turned dark, and his bowl-sized fist was clenched with a loud sound.

What's wrong with this, listening to the sound of Gaba Gaba, Feng Wen panicked in his heart, and recalled what he had just said, he saw you, and remembered Ding Ding... Remembered Tintin... Tintin, this Nima is what I said, I'll go, this is the rhythm of death.

"Slip of the tongue... Tongue... Fourth uncle, don't forget to go to your heart, just because what I just said was. Feng Wen scratched his head in embarrassment, stared at Feng Tianbei's fist with a vigilant expression, and said cautiously.

"Slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue to think about things, really when Lao Tzu is an ornament for this iron fist, although Lao Tzu looks handsome and extraordinary, but at least he is tall and mighty, Nima's, when it comes to your rabbit cub's mouth, why does Lao Tzu look like Ding Ding, if you don't give Lao Tzu a satisfactory explanation today, then Lao Tzu will transform you into Ding Ding." Feng Tianbei's face was dark, his fists slammed twice from time to time, and the tiger stared at Feng Wen angrily, and his tone was as cold as the cold winter moon.

Listening to the "snap" sound of Feng Tianbei's fist impact, Feng Wen's little heart couldn't help but contract, explain, how can you let me explain, it's a slip of the tongue, it's okay if I don't explain, this is not as good as your old mind, then you can't add punches and kicks to me.

Why do you say that brother is so unlucky, it was all caused by Yue Pengyun's kid, if he hadn't pulled me into the forest, where would there be such a thing now, Yue Pengyun, by the way, why did I forget this kid, Feng Wen thought of Yue Pengyun, and a light suddenly flashed in his originally godless eyes.

Feng Wen said with a straight face: "Fourth uncle, this is not what I said, it was said by Pengyun's kid when he returned to the forest, I didn't plan to tell you, but you said that you won't let me pull the calf, I just told the truth, if you always want to get angry, go to the forest to find Pengyun now." ”

Brother, just forgive my brother, for the sake of my brother's life, my brother can only be sorry for you, rest assured that when you come back, my brother promises to give you another cigarette.

God bless, you must let me pass this level, as long as I push the old monster, the equipment that bursts out is all yours, I'll go, where is this, pass the level, old monster, equipment, your sister's, you really think this is a game.