Hearing the task assigned to him by his cousin, Zhang Lang was so frightened that his legs went limp.

"Sister, if I do this, my sister-in-law will kill me." Zhang Lang said hobbyly, "This thing is absolutely impossible to do." ”

That's right, Zhang Langke knows his aunt very well.

Although I haven't seen him for more than half a year, my aunt is also flying around every day, very busy.

But when he was discharged from the hospital, the short time with this aunt still left a deep impression on Zhang Lang.

That is, whoever dares to let her plan go bankrupt will take that person's life.

Isn't it my plan to mess with my aunt to find death?

If you really go, then what greets you is not just as simple as twisting your ears tonight.

There are many ways to rectify your own aunt.

What I have seen is only the tip of the iceberg.

Zhang Lang hadn't seen how his aunt was rectified before, and now Zhang Lang doesn't want to know how his aunt is rectified.

You know, those who know may not be in this world.

After hearing Zhang Lang's explanation, the cousin was not annoyed, but nodded.

It seems that the sea of fire under the sword mountain that Zhang Lang said before does not exist at all.

"Ahem, sister, except for this matter, I promise you everything." Zhang Lang hurriedly raised his hands, "I swear!" ”

"Hehe, my simple brother, you think that An Ran can kill you, so what about me." The cousin looked at this Zhang Lang with a smile.

"Sister, you shouldn't kill your relatives in righteousness!" Zhang Lang was a little nervous.

You know, your cousin is so terrible, sometimes she can say whatever she wants, and she does what she says.

"Hey, righteous annihilation? It's a good word, and I like it. The cousin nodded, not denying it.

"Click......" Zhang Lang found that his throat seemed to be choked by something, and he couldn't say a word.

Of course, Zhang Lang was choked from time to time, he was just frightened by his cousin.

"Aunt An Ran will kill me!" Zhang Lang was too frightened to speak.

How violent is An Ran, but Zhang Lang has already tasted the pain of his ears being torn open.

That kind of hand strength - Zhang Lang swore that the uncle or uncle he had never met must have tried it.

I don't know how he survived.

If a woman like An Ran marries him, Zhang Lang can guarantee 100% that he will divorce.

It's not a matter of preference, it's all a matter of principle.

"Brother, you say, do you like to die now, or wait for the future to kill you?" The cousin looked at Zhang Lang with a smile, and from time to time there was something called fierce light in her eyes.

"Ahem, sister, what are you talking about, of course I went to the soup for you, I won't give up, tomorrow your so-called blind date, I will definitely stir up the situation." Zhang Lang's face suddenly changed, and he suddenly became very upright.

This expression is as if he is uncomfortable if he doesn't go to the soup for his cousin.

If ordinary people see Zhang Lang like this, they still think that he is really willing.

As everyone knows, Zhang Lang knows that it was his cousin who gave him an ultimatum just now.

That is, if you don't want to, my sister will kill you!

This kind of thing can only be understood but not spoken.

This is actually realized by Zhang Lang himself.

Every time my cousin showed such a smile that seemed to be smiling, and it seemed to be a smile that you didn't pay for, Zhang Lang knew that things were already bad.

This is definitely the expression on my cousin's face before she gets angry.

Therefore, while his cousin was not angry, there was still a little room for maneuver in the matter, so Zhang Lang hurriedly nodded and agreed.

Of course, this matter was agreed to by Zhang Lang with tears.

Zhang Lang already knew that he was already on his cousin's thief ship.

If you choose between offending your aunt and offending your sister, then Zhang Lang will not hesitate to choose to offend Aunt An Ran.

After all, if the aunt is offended, it's a big deal to see you twice a year.

In other words, I will be scolded twice a year.

But if you offend your sister, then you don't have to think about peace in your three years of high school life.

Because sister, every day will let you know why the flowers are so red.

That's why Zhang Lang made such a choice.

It can be said that making such a choice is also expected by Zhang Lang.

The cousin seemed to be very satisfied with Zhang Lang's answer.

Regardless of whether Zhang Lang's reasons are sincere or made up to please himself, in short, my cousin thinks it is good and acceptable.

"Brother, you are so good, do you need a reward from your sister?" The cousin looked at Zhang Lang with a smile and said suddenly.

"No, no, serving my cousin is my duty as a younger brother, if I can't even do this, then I'm still a man?" Zhang Lang said awe-inspiringly.

As everyone knows, Zhang Lang had shamelessly asked Sister Jean for "benefits" before.

But the first time he asked for a favor, he was seen by his aunt and almost beat himself to death.

Therefore, even if Zhang Lang is killed now, Zhang Lang will definitely not ask for any benefits from his cousin.

Taking advantage of my cousin is completely an act of looking for death.

Therefore, when Zhang Lang answered his cousin, he would be so righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Yes...... It's a pity, I wanted you to sleep in my bedroom, but since you don't want to, then go out and sleep on the couch. The cousin shook her head regretfully and said.

"Huh? Can I sleep in your room? No, I do, I really do. Zhang Lang immediately regretted it.

Oh my God, it would be great if I could sleep in my cousin's room.

It's not that Zhang Lang has any obscene thoughts, but when he sleeps in the living room, it's really uncomfortable.

It's not just that the sofa is very uncomfortable to sleep on, the length is not right, and it is seriously inconsistent with the sleeping position of the human body.

What's more, hesitating that the place where he and his cousin live is on the third floor, that is, in the living room, there will be mosquitoes.

And recently, Zhang Lang and his cousin didn't deliberately repel mosquitoes, but would get some Liushen flower water and the like in the bedroom.

As a result, when Zhang Lang slept in the middle of the night, there were always mosquitoes flying over in the living room.

Zhang Lang couldn't sleep before, and a large part of the reason was attributed to the mosquitoes flying around.

During the time in the living room, Zhang Lang found that he had been bitten by mosquitoes for no less than four bags, but after coming to his cousin's bedroom, Zhang Lang found that he had not been bitten by a mosquito.

Where is better, you can see it at a glance.

Therefore, my cousin's room is now a paradise on earth for Zhang Lang.

If you can live in heaven, who wants to live in hell?

That's why Zhang Lang howls like this.

He was really scared of being bitten by mosquitoes, so he said with a dead face.

"And sister, you see, my brother risked being beaten to death by An Ran and took over this task for you, so it can be regarded as a small reward, right?" Zhang Lang suddenly found that he had the potential to be a scoundrel.

can actually stalk women.

But it's all thanks to my cousin.

The reason why Zhang Lang has this kind of personality is entirely because when he was in the hospital, Zhang Lang was forced to read his books by his cousin most of the time.

During that time period, Zhang Lang was forced to read a lot of books about common sense of life, psychological books, of course, legendary emotional books, and chess/cards - what made Zhang Lang very similar to complain was that there were even legendary sports books.

What kind of basketball, table tennis, badminton, billiards and other things, I was even taught by my cousin to watch it.

At that time, Zhang Lang's body was not too good, so he could only barely look at it, and then he had nothing to do, and when he went out to play with his cousin, he was occasionally pulled by his cousin to play ball.

Of course, most of the games are billiards.

After all, my cousin is a girl in the end, and she won't really put down her body to play basketball with Zhang Lang or something.

"Okay, let's sleep." After my cousin finished speaking, she turned off the lights and lay down.

"Huh?" Zhang Lang's surprised mouth didn't dare to close.

How do you say sleep when you sleep?

Zhang Lang originally thought that he was lying here with a dead face, and he would definitely have to say a bunch of other things to his cousin before his cousin would agree to him.

Who would have thought that my cousin would agree to sleep here so easily.

It's just-

My cousin is so good to herself.

So, Zhang Lang was not ambiguous, lay down and began to sleep.

Anyway, it's summer, and you don't need to cover it with a quilt.

After all, it's still very hot.

However, when Zhang Lang was sleeping in a daze, he suddenly felt that someone was covering himself with a quilt, it should be his cousin.

During the period of time when he was just discharged from the hospital, Zhang Lang often slept with his cousin, so he didn't feel any embarrassment, and muttered in a daze: "Sister, you are so good to me, and I will be good to you for the rest of my life." ”

In the dark, a pair of bright big eyes, the owner is a peerless woman.

The cousin listened to Zhang Lang's words and smiled slightly, and it could be seen that the owner was very happy.

"Silly brother."

The cousin smiled and lay down as well.

……

The next day, the first one to wake up was not Zhang Lang, nor his cousin, but his cousin's mother, Aunt An Ran.

This is actually the habit of Enron as a businessman.

Sometimes, plans can't keep up with changes, so it's normal to wake up early and things like that.

Now, it's only half past five in the morning.

got up safely, first came to the living room, and found that Zhang Lang was not here.

When I went to the toilet, I didn't find Zhang Lang.

"Should it be ......" An Ran's heart bulged, and he tiptoed to his daughter's room, opened the door, and saw a scene that made An Ran stunned.

I saw that in the early morning, my daughter was holding Zhang Lang's head like this and sleeping soundly.

And he still has a sweet smile on his face, as if he is very happy.

"My silly daughter, why are you ......" An Ran took a deep breath, for fear of waking up the two of them.

Quietly closed the door and walked away.

And not just leaving the room, but leaving the house directly.

At eight o'clock this morning, Enron still has an important meeting, so of course he will not wait for Zhang Lang and Zhang Lang's cousin to wake up.