Chapter 67: Scared Dad to Death
Ten minutes later, Jin Duan looked around in a circle in a women's mercenary uniform, which was what Old Jack called a good product, with a tight and short upper body, pockets for bullets, shorts on the bottom, a belt for hanging guns and grenades around his waist, and military boots on his feet. Of course, the good figure of Jin Duan shown by this dress is an adjunct, and it is amazing to see Old Jack and Lu Su, and Jin Duan also tied his long and slightly curled hair behind his head, completely turning into a sexy and heroic female special forces.
"Not bad!"
"Pretty good! It's also a talent to be able to wear any clothes with an erotic taste! ”
Jin Duan stomped his feet: "Lu Su, what are you talking about, bastard?" ”
"Praise you......"
"No, it's ugly!" The cubicle between the bar and the arsenal was temporarily used as a fitting room, and five minutes later, when she came out of the room as she had returned, and seemed to be wearing a pale dress with her hair half-covering her eyes, she felt a little more comfortable: "Anyway, I won't buy such ugly clothes!" ”
"Are you going to fight in your clothes for a feast?"
"Can't you?"
It's true that she looks like this every time, but this time the situation is extraordinary, and she has to travel absolutely lightly.
"I don't buy it anyway, I can't get used to it when I dress like that...... You don't like that, do you? ”
"Uh, sort of!"
Jin Duan sneered: "Then buy it...... You wear! ”
"Do you tell me to wear women's clothes and thunder the enemy to death?"
After arguing for a long time, Jin Duan insisted on wearing the clothes he had always wore, and Lu Su couldn't force it anymore. After paying the money and loading the guns, the two of them said goodbye to Old Jack, he sent them to the door, and watched the two leave: "If you survive tomorrow, come and have a drink!" ”
"No problem!"
Old Jack watched them go, but his eyes were full of clouds, and he unconsciously dug his hand deep into the edge of the wall. Although self-confidence is what those two children need most, Qiu Jian is definitely not a simple opponent.
"Hatred prison, hatred prison, after tomorrow, will your path end here, or ......"
The two of them crossed the street carrying a box of guns and bombs, and they were really a little uneasy, and when they saw the police, they unconsciously turned their eyes away, and only when they got home did they breathe a sigh of relief.
"Hey!" Mom suddenly appeared at the door, "Did you go out to play, what did you buy, such a big box?" ”
"Uh......"
"It's clothes!" Jin Duan replied with a smile.
"Newly bought clothes, don't you two spend money indiscriminately, let Mom see what kind of clothes they are!"
"No...... Not so good! Lu Su was already in a cold sweat and hurriedly covered it with his hand.
The old mother smiled ambiguously: "I know, come and help me see if the gas stove in the kitchen is broken!" ”
The two followed to go in, and the old mother politely said to Jin Duan: "Daughter-in-law, you don't need it, I'll ask him to learn and repair things." Today's children can't even change the fuse after they get married! ”
"Why is it a daughter-in-law, Mom, your thinking is too jumpy!" Lu Su muttered in a cold sweat, and casually handed the box to Jin Duan's hand, so that her eyes asked her to hurry up and go to the old man's room.
Fixing the gas stove was obviously an excuse, and his mother dragged him into the house, and his father was there, sitting on the table reading a book.
"Who the hell is your girlfriend!" Mom asked with a blushing face.
"Ordinary human beings......" Lu Su wanted to smoke himself when he finished telling this lie, who would say that his girlfriend was a human being, obviously acquiescing to the existence of non-human beings in this world.
"What does she do!" Mom's face was still pale.
Lu Su didn't dare to look at her directly, could it be that his mother found something, he subconsciously looked at the house, there was nothing suspicious here...... Did she see them jumping out of the balcony and on the roof like Spider-Man?
Damn, that's a big problem!
"Unemployed!" Lu Su said calmly, "But I'm looking for a job, she's more beautiful, the last boss wanted to harass her, so I told her to quit, uh, it's hard to find a job now!" ”
Nervous and said a lot of nonsense, his mother dragged him to the computer, and when he moved the mouse, the black screen lit up, and what appeared in front of him was Lu Su's many years of island action movie treasures.
No way! He screamed in his heart, this is really a good thing, first his mother suspected the identity of Jin Duan, and now his underground work has been exposed again.
"I'll show you something, you explain to me what it is!"
She held the mouse, not stopped at Yuka Osawa, not at Akiho Yoshizawa, not at Matsushima Kaede (in fact, these are Japanese names and code names, but Lu Su already knows it), and finally my mother clicked on a video, the screen went black, and it started playing.
No way! Watching an island country action movie with his mother, whose boy has such a wonderful experience.
"Pause, do you think this is your girlfriend?" Mom asked, pointing to the woman who had just appeared on the screen.
"Mom...... This is Lola Takizawa! ”
"Who is Lola Takizawa?"
"My favorite actress!"
Mom looked at Lu Su suspiciously, and then looked at the screen: "This is your girlfriend!" ”
Lu Su's tense nerves softened suddenly, and it was a huge misunderstanding for a long time, he said weakly: "You got the wrong person, but it's really a bit like ......"
"Really?"
"Actually, Jin Duan is a little prettier than her!" In fact, it's not just a little pretty, it can only be said that the outline is a little similar, in fact, Jin Duan is a real beauty without dead ends.
Mom studied for a while, and suddenly patted Lu Su and laughed: "Scared me to death, I thought it was ......"
What are you thinking about every day, it's embarrassing to dig out your son's treasures, and ask if the heroine in it is your "girlfriend", if you weren't in this kind of strange family, how could this kind of thing happen. Lu Su smiled weakly and bitterly, he was almost scared to death just now, a false alarm, a false alarm.
"Our daughter-in-law is better looking than an actor, you are really blessed, just as lucky as your father found me!"
"Mom, can you not turn over these things of mine if you have nothing to do?"
"Do you care about you once in a while? Although parents and children are together every day, in fact, in the inner world is the farthest, farther away than ordinary friends, as a mother who loves you deeply, of course I hope you can grow up healthily! Mom said sincerely, "...... Do you see these things jerking off every day? ”
Lu Su almost vomited blood: "Mom...... Does this sound like what an old mother said? Do you want to find out that your son's hard drive is full of men and beasts, that's what you have to worry about! ”
"That's right!" My mother patted her chest, "Still, it scared me, I thought our daughter-in-law was doing that kind of work......"
Lu Su followed with a smirk, pretending to be innocent.
At this time, my father said: "Sue, she's a goblin!" ”
The air seemed to freeze suddenly, and the weight of this sentence was no less than being hit from behind by a bullet, Lu Su's brain froze suddenly, and he asked as if he couldn't understand: "Dad, what did you say?" ”
"I ask you, if she's a goblin!"
The heart was beating wildly, and the most unbelievable secret was discovered without warning, how to explain it, no, the explanation is not the point, the point is how to make the parents accept such facts. "Dad, Mom, I'm also a demon, I'm going to fight other demons tomorrow, maybe I'll die, but you don't have to worry, the other party will eat me, so the cemetery is also saved!" If you say such things with a clear face, your parents will pass out on the spot.
"Dad Suta, what are you talking about?" Mom asked.
Dad turned around and turned over the book he was reading, there were a few big words on the cover "The world that only fox fairies know", the author "Hu Bingbing": "I found this book super interesting, and the demons described are very real, as if there are really demons in this world." So I ask you, is this author a goblin or not! ”
Lu Su's stiffened brain was running fast again, but the wild beating of his heart did not stop, he almost wanted to sit on the ground, today my parents connected two waves of attacks, and almost made myself have a heart attack.
"Dad, how is that possible!" replied with a wry smile.
"Well, tsk, what a good book...... I'd love to meet the author! ”
"Dead ghost, you want to hook up with a literary young woman again!"
"How do you call it 'again', it seems that I often hook up with literary young women......"
"Hmph, do you remember when Lu Su was five years old, a female editor came to you......"
The conversation between the two suddenly turned to their eternal battlefield, and Lu Su was able to take this opportunity to get out and rush into the old man's house and close the door, the old man and Jin Duan were playing poker, using the poker sent by the mysterious man yesterday.
"Little ghost, your face is miserable, what the hell?" The old man sneered.
"Hey, Lu Su, the old man is teaching me to fight the landlord, you come to play too, it's fun!" Jin Duan said with a smile.
"Jin Xuan, go out with me!"
"Is there something wrong?" She blinked in bewilderment.
Lu Su was powerless to complain, and said in a weak voice: "There is something, of course there is something......
……
"Shadow Wolf, where is the prison of revenge?" In Zheng Yuan's base camp, Zheng Yuan was getting dressed and preparing to go out.
"Brother Qiu Prison is out, I don't know where I went!"
"This guy, when is it still hanging out...... Shadow Wolf, come with me! ”
The subordinate respectfully opened the door, Zheng Yuan and the shadow wolf walked through the corridor, and there were subordinates bending down and bowing along the way, he had long been accustomed to this, so he turned a blind eye, and the shadow wolf followed behind and kept saying: "Flat, Aiqing flat!" Those men in black with serious faces wanted to laugh but had to endure it, so that cold sweat fell from their tense foreheads.
The two doors were opened, and inside it turned out to be a fairly open and empty field, and the thickness of the doors showed that the walls here were unusually thick.
"Wow!" Shadow Wolf exclaimed.
"Shadow Wolf, this is the training ground, don't you usually come here, do you?"
"Brother Zheng Yuan is so powerful!"
"Small!" Zheng Yuan smiled, "Come on, we're almost going to practice and get your puppet out!" ”
"Understood!" As soon as the shadow wolf clapped his hands, outsiders didn't know where his puppet came from, and with a "bang", several bulging puppets appeared in front of the shadow wolf, and the process of taking out and inflating it was done in one go, the so-called practice makes perfect, that's it.
"Brother Zheng Yuan, and then? Let them fight each other? ”
"I thought I was here to watch a puppet show...... Shadow Wolf, this time we've dragged on for too long, and there are too many variables in between, and it's likely that our opponent has already learned about my magic skills...... So, I have an idea! ”
Zheng Yuan said, a confident smile appeared on his face.
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