Chapter 182: We are professional filmmakers

Hearing that a nuclear bomb was going to be used, Ao Xiaohei asked, "Do you have to use a nuclear bomb?" You also said that China also has nuclear weapons, and once we start, this war is likely to turn into a nuclear war. ”

"Nuclear warheads are the last resort, and we will not detonate a nuclear bomb if a conventional warhead can destroy the Dragon," the defense minister said. Your Excellency President, the Dragon Slayer is too much of a threat to us in the air, and if we want to take the initiative in the war, the Dragon Slayer must be destroyed, so we need to take risks. Moreover, according to our calculations, we are 90 percent sure that we can destroy the 'Dragon Slayer' with a conventional warhead, and the nuclear bomb is just a insurance. Now I ask you to sign a declaration of war against China, and the country will be reborn in your hands. ”

A prepared declaration of war against China was placed in front of Ao Xiaohei.

The people in the room said in unison: "Please give the order of Your Excellency the President to declare war on China!" ”

Under the will of the public, Ao Xiaohei picked up his pen but did not dare to sign his name, he knew that once this declaration of war took effect, he would only leave an infamy in history.

The Minister of Defense walked up to Ao Xiaohei's side and whispered to him in a tone that he could not refuse: "Time is pressing, please sign it as soon as possible." ”

"Alas......" Ao Xiaohei sighed and signed his name on the declaration of war.

"Your Excellency," a person wearing highly myopic glasses who was obviously engaged in scientific research rushed in, he shouted and put a set of photos in front of Ao Xiaohei, and said excitedly: "This is the photo that our moon in the orbit of Jupiter has just come, we are not alone in the universe, aliens are coming, they are coming to visit us." ”

"Are there really aliens?" Ao Xiaohei picked up the photo and looked at the spacecraft and the data on the logo and asked, "Are you sure that this thirty-nine-kilometer-long spacecraft came to the solar system just to visit us?" ”

"......" The scientific researchers were speechless for a while. "We're trying to get in touch with them, but there's been no response," he said. ”

"Alright, you go down, continue to observe this spaceship, and find out their intentions as soon as possible."

After the scientific researchers left, Ao Xiaohei tore the declaration of war against China into shreds and said to the Minister of Defense: "If aliens are here to visit us." The focus of the United States now is not on war, but on how to talk to and cooperate with aliens before other countries, and we have the advantage of being the only observer satellite in Jupiter's orbit. If the aliens are here to invade us, the United States will not need war, and the earthlings at this time should be closely united to face the challenges together. I now order the immediate cessation of all hostile actions against China and the active promotion of a peaceful settlement of the contradictions between the two sides. You don't have any objections, do you? ”

"Nope!"

The sudden alien spaceship may bring greater benefits to the United States by the war dividends, and the dignitaries immediately turned their attention to the orbit of Jupiter, as for the Chinese? "After we hugged the thick thighs of the aliens. Who is still playing with you on Earth? ”

At the end of the battle of the air-space battleship, the "Slaying Dragon" used a cannon to scold Huai, which frightened the people of the United States and fled. After Ling Xiao, who finished filming the movie, escorted the "Dragon Slayer" out of the danger zone, he took Yue Qian and a few people back to the capital of China on the Yun 20 "Zhiguo" under the pretext that the battleship was flying too slowly.

As a result, a few people just got off the plane and saw Director Shi's smiling face.

Waiting for the car to pick up the plane, Director Shi sighed: "Mr. Ling's artillery is too powerful, just a little off, otherwise you don't need to think about the four air and space warships in the war with the Mi people, if it is the 'Slaying Dragon', you will work harder." The Pacific Fleet of the United States does not need to think about it, we can directly land on the mainland of the United States. ”

"War? What kind of battles to fight? Ling Xiao asked.

Director Shi was puzzled: "Isn't Mr. Ling going to war with the United States?" Rest assured, sir. We have long seen that the people of the United States are not pleasing to the eye, Mr. wants to teach the United States a lesson, our Chinese army is willing to be a pawn, and millions of heroes are sent by Mr. and Mr. ”

"I'm not going to fight the Mi people, am I? In addition, in Los Angeles, the Chinese people treated me very well, and I didn't look unpleasant to them, and I was ready to sell my J31 to them. ”

Ling Xiao's words made Director Shi and the second monk even more confused: "Didn't Mr. just fight with the Air and Space Fleet of the United States?" There are hundreds of fighters that have fallen alone. Four air-space warships were also almost knocked down, such a fierce battle is not a joke, right? ”

"Not a joke, of course."

After receiving Ling Xiao's affirmative reply, Director Shi was happy again, with the help of the "Dragon Slayer", it was simply a breeze to sweep the country. Just Ling Xiao's next words. It made him completely confused.

"The movie scenes that I put together are definitely not described as 'joking', we really take this drama very seriously. Our actors are very professional, our props are very professional, and all the battle shots we shoot are live-fired. At this point, I would like to thank the extras from the United States, they don't need to be paid, bring their own lunches, and provide fighter jets and many other props for free, it is their selfless dedication that makes such a wonderful background scene. In order to make the film more ambitious, they even called the Pacific Fleet to participate in the filming together, and it was a very powerful missile splash. In this case, I only need to edit it a little to make a good naval battle plot. I scored 10 points for this shooting, and with this plot that pushed the whole movie to a climax, our "Fighting Stars" can complete the transcendence of the first part of "Brother Yao and the Pretty Female Thief". Now that the acting mood in my body is getting higher and higher, I want to go back to the filming of the film immediately, and strive to make this film meet the audience during the Chinese New Year. ”

Listening to Ling Xiao's eloquent talk, Director Shi felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart. They looked at Li Qiang and Sun Yuan viciously, and the two of them immediately turned their faces out of the window, and did their duty of indignation at the Chinese-style crossing of the road outside.

Director Shi had no choice but to ask Ling Xiao again: "Mr. Ling fought so hard with the Chinese people in the Pacific Ocean, is it just to make a movie?" ”

"Of course, I'm a professional filmmaker, and of course I'm making movies. Do you think I'm fighting a war with the Chinese people? Your associations are too rich. ”

Is it because our associations are too rich? Director Shi scolded in his heart, now the whole world thinks that Huaguo is going to war with the United States, and they are all ready, the bench is ready for the play, and the bricks are ready for the entry, just waiting for the two Huamei to show the declaration of war and tear it up. Now you tell me you're filming! I really want to spray you in the face on behalf of the people of the world. (To be continued.) )