"You can't do this!" Zhang Lang looked at Fei'er Zhang Jianbo, the second fat Long Aotian, and the plane Sun Nanhang looked crazy, and hurriedly shouted for help.

You know, if you are on the tree, you will suffer not only physical pain, but more importantly, mental pain.

It's not terrible to be on a tree, but it's terrible that after being on a tree, the student who is 'on a tree' will leave a huge psychological shadow.

Zhang Lang has never been on a tree for so long since the beginning of his first year of high school, so he naturally hopes that he has not been on a tree in the three years of high school.

After all, Zhang Lang thinks that he is still a person who wants to have a lot of self-respect.

Therefore, this time, when he saw the three friends in his dormitory, his eyes turned green when he looked at him, Zhang Lang felt that things were very bad.

It's just that the later development, as expected by Zhang Lang, produced some gaps, which made Zhang Lang cry and laugh.

I saw that Fei'er and Erfat were holding Zhang Lang's hands like a moon in both hands, looking up and down, and then ......

Then I kissed Zhang Lang's hand a few times, and said comfortably while kissing: "Wow, this is the hand that the beauty has shaken......"

"Holy, it's so fragrant! Kiss a few more, let's chirp ......."

I'm the next Olympics! How many of you, do you have any discipline?

Zhang Lang didn't expect that he hadn't been put on the tree by a few people, and his heart was settled at the moment.

Looking at a few stupid roommates, Zhang Lang was really angry with them, so he pulled out his hand impatiently, and slapped the two of them separately.

"A few of you, hurry up and give the money, don't pretend to be stupid one by one, when our bet didn't happen?"

Zhang Lang didn't finish his words, but unexpectedly, Sun Nanhang, the plane that had not moved, suddenly came over and came towards Zhang Lang's mouth, "Let me taste the taste of the goddess first." ”

"me off!" Zhang Lang didn't expect a few roommates in his dormitory to be so disgusting, he kicked Sun Nanhang's buttocks and kicked him three meters away, "If you dare to do this to me, I'll talk to your little flower!" ”

"Uh, hehe, don't, Zhang Lang, everything is easy to say." As soon as the two words 'Xiaohua' were mentioned, Sun Nanhang immediately withered.

Class 21 next door, to be precise, it should be said that it is the class downstairs, that is, in class 22, there is a good-looking girl named Zhang Xiaohua.

When I was running and exercising, I saw Zhang Xiaohua's Sun Nanhang, amazing, and after returning to the dormitory, I told a few roommates that in my life, I would not marry any girl except this girl.

Then, in order to pursue Zhang Xiaohua, Sun Nanhang even went to the Internet to buy books such as 'Thirty-six Skills for Picking Up Girls', 'Picking Up Girls', and 'How to Confess'.

Even, in addition to these things, Zhang Lang found that Sun Nanhang actually wrote on the textbook of the Chinese class such as the temptation of the real world, the growth path of Huaguo PUA, passing by again and the Internet pickle girl backbone tutorial, the secret of success in front of women, and so on.

These crooked and heretical things were actually regarded as the Bible by Sun Nanhang.

However, it has been a few months since the start of school.

Sun Nanhang, who swore to pursue Zhang Xiaohua at the beginning, has not taken any action until now.

Everyone also knows that Sun Nanhang is actually just a theoretical giant, but when it comes to actual action, he has become a dwarf, which is a bit sad.

For this matter, Sun Nanhang, this guy, has not been able to stand the ridicule of others in 617.

But that's the case, Sun Nanhang said that his love for Zhang Xiaohua is also unchanged in this life!

Well, Zhang Lang admits that he also joined the ranks of those who mocked Sun Nanhang at that time.

It's not because of anything else, it's just because this kid is so cowardly.

In a word, it's just a shock.

But my roommate is also the best.

The frolic of a few people in the dormitory has become a normal thing.

When Zhang Lang asked a few people for a bet again, suddenly, everyone seemed dumbfounded.

"Oh uh...... That one...... I...... I didn't bring that much money! Fei'er didn't know whether she was stunned, or she didn't know if she was pretending to be stupid and didn't want to pay for it, or if she was in shock.

"Ahem, this, I seem to ...... I didn't bring enough money. Er Fat's expression was a little embarrassed, compared to the other two people, he was relatively loyal and honest among these people.

Maybe every fat man has a loyal and honest face.

As for the plane, he didn't speak at all, Sun Nanhang is such a person, I don't know if other skills are powerful, but this skill of pretending to be stupid is definitely one and the same.

"You old oilers." Zhang Lang was speechless, and immediately went through the pockets of several people in person.

Fei'er, Erfat, and the three of them all knew that they were at a loss, so they didn't stop Zhang Lang from rummaging through his pockets.

Willing to gamble and lose, it can be regarded as a fine tradition in their 617 dormitory.

Although they lost, when they really gave money, several people were still a little reluctant.

"I knew that a few of you must be playing tricks, hum, see ...... I find it myself" When Zhang Lang spoke, his injured movements were not slow at all.

Zhang Lang's fast hand reached out to a few pockets of several people, and touched it by dividing it by two, and instantly snatched a stack of soft girl coins in his butt pocket, counted them, and Zhang Lang found that Fei'er, the plane, and the money on Erfat's body were all over the place, just more than one hundred and twenty yuan.

There is a certain gap between half of the three hundred yuan and one hundred and fifty yuan.

"Damn, you just brought such a little money out? If you take out such a little money, you will bet with me, is there any integrity? I knew I wouldn't dare to make this bet. Zhang Lang said.

Several people despised Zhang Lang one after another, and they all shouted and said, We didn't have enough money on us, could it be that you have enough money on us?

As soon as Zhang Lang heard the words of these people, he immediately became dumbfounded.

After all, he only has three yuan on him, and if it is based on the actual situation, even if it is fraud, it is more of an element of his Zhang Lang fraud crime.

But for these things, how could Zhang Lang admit it?

Therefore, at the moment, Zhang Lang said very righteously.

"You're wrong, it's not that it's because the girl's car ran out of gas just now, so I happened to be handed over to her with all the money I carried, just three hundred yuan, and it is precisely because of this that I have no money." When Zhang Lang spoke, he didn't blink his eyes, if he didn't know Zhang Lang, he definitely didn't know that at this moment, Zhang Lang was talking nonsense.

Of course, even if you know Zhang Lang, you don't know at this time that Zhang Lang is actually talking nonsense.

After all, when Zhang Lang was talking nonsense, his eyes looked as if he was doing something serious, and he couldn't see some other clues at all.

Okay, Fei'er, the plane and the two fat three people were all confused by Zhang Lang, and they all thought that in fact, Zhang Lang really handed over the money to He Qing, so now there is no money on him.

And at this moment, He Qing, who was driving to a certain place, suddenly sneezed, which made him inexplicable.

"Do you mean I have a cold?"

He Qing thought a little cutely, completely unaware that the reason why he sneezed was because somewhere, he was used as a shield by a boy.

And the Volkswagen car, which he had already filled with gasoline in the morning, was used by Zhang Lang to say that he had gone to fill up gasoline.

If he knew about it, he would not let Zhang Lang go easily.

I have never seen the existence of a person who pits "teammates" like Zhang Lang.

"By the way, if the three of you lose a bet with me, you won't pay the bill, right?" Zhang Lang said with some uncertainty.

"Weiwei, who is in debt, you didn't say that you will give it immediately, we still owe it?" Fei'er said sullenly, mainly because Zhang Lang successfully hooked up with a girl, which made his heart what a waste.

If this girl was hooked up by herself, how nice it would be.

It's a pity, the ideal is always plump, but in the end, it turned out that Zhang Lang hooked up first, which was terrible.

Even now Fei'er has some doubts about the fight, is it because of the three hundred yuan, so the goddess in green clothes is on the Zhang Lang.

Of course, if this is the case, then Fei'er actually has no chance of winning, after all, he knows that he only brought thirty yuan, and only one-tenth of the three hundred yuan.

If it is said that Goddess He Qing really needs money, she can't help herself.

What's more, Goddess He Qing was still in a hurry to get three hundred yuan.

That's right, wait.

Several people suddenly discovered a huge loophole in Zhang Lang's actions.

Long Aotian suddenly asked: "Zhang Lang, you keep saying that you have done all three actions of the goddess, but I think you have not done one action, right?" ”

When Long Aotian spoke, there was a slight yin and yang weirdness.

This is also something that can't be helped, after all, if anyone knows that their goddess is actually soaked in such a person, no one's heart is particularly comfortable.

It's not so much uncomfortable as unwilling.

However, this kind of thing is better than those who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour.

After all, if you let others know that you said this because you were jealous of Zhang Lang, in fact, Long Aotian would also feel very uncomfortable.

Therefore, he thought that he was more tactful.

"What? What exactly are the steps I haven't done? Zhang Lang had some doubts, he really didn't understand the meaning of Long Aotian's words, logically speaking, he had done everything, and he even kissed "kiss", how could these people still have doubts.

What about the most basic trust between people?

Why have I done so much, and there are still people who don't believe it, my God, how big are the doubts in your hearts, is it so unbelievable that I soaked in He Qing?

"Hehe, you keep saying that you asked for the goddess's phone, but is that call real? If it's true, we'll give you the money as soon as possible! If it's fake, hehe, don't blame the buddies for being polite. ”