(This chapter is extra.,Today's only one more.,Why?,Because this is a sincere 6000-word beginning!) Read this chapter and ask yourself the following questions: Who are Wang Nyima's teammates? Those who answer the question correctly between the first and second will be rewarded with 1,000 yuan! ）

The snow has not yet melted after the year, and in a small smoky Internet café in a small smoky Internet café in a small town in the northwest mountains, the sunlight is slanting like empty glass, and it does not bring much temperature at all.

Occasionally engaging in LAL is Captain Wang Nima's little interest, abusing these white-level players at the level of Dota, is there anything more enjoyable than this? Of course, another reason is that the only team member went to my aunt's house to ask for New Year's money today, and the deputy captain helped my father repair the battery car at home.

Leisurely lit a red tower mountain, in the thick of the smoke, unhurriedly selected a character to enter the game, and quickly tapped the keyboard to assign tasks to his teammates: "Juggernaut midlaner, crocodile and Tim up, the bounty will come with me!" Obscene, guys! ”

In my imagination, I am wielding the sword of punishing rape and eliminating evil in commanding a group of long-awaited teammates, those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me will be destroyed, without him as a captain-like figure, the fate of these rookies will be miserable.

Then, on the screen, the bounty rushed to the middle lane alone, and the other three people squeezed down the road together......

He flicked his headphones: ", you idiots! ”

"If the headphones are broken, you have to pay for them!" Hearing the voice, the boss, who was watching the TV series, raised his head and roared.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Putting on his headphones again, he fought himself to the front line, and thirty seconds later, the lines of both sides began to advance, the two forces fought in the middle, and the enemy also cowered and peeked behind the fog.

Soon, the first local battle began, which took place in the middle lane, and the bounty, taking advantage of the early ranged advantage, quickly beat the opponent to the point of residual blood, and then ...... Heroically chased under the opponent's tower, and was killed by the tower just as it was about to be done.

Probably a mistake, he didn't care too much! After a little look at the attributes of this bounty martyr, it's okay, it should be a rookie who is not so rookie.

Half a minute later, the same tragedy struck again, and the bounty chased a bloody enemy all the way to the bottom of the tower, and then hit the street again!

"Bounty, you S13! The armor is so low, what kind of waves are you waving, send Nima! The Spring Festival reward is not it, you are brain-dead! He quickly typed out a line to educate his teammate, who was not long-sighted.

After half a minute, the guy who died twice replied slowly: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, the first time I used this profession, please forgive me!" ”

"Ugh!" The captain bowed, and he was embarrassed to scold anything more, is it a girl!?

If it's a girl, everything can be forgiven.

Girls who play this kind of game are very rare, maybe they can change from teammates to netizens, maybe there will be an online relationship, maybe oh, his consciousness is flying in the sky......

So, he deliberately helped this stupid and old love to send death bounty, from time to time to point out her actions, explain her equipment, when the team killed each other for the first time, she typed a line of words: "It's amazing, it's so strong, everyone!" ”

"You're also very good, it's a little girl." Ask while the iron is hot.

"Hey, yes!"

The captain is full of joy, she must be a beauty, a pampered little beauty, and she has a good family education, maybe she is a white rich beauty!

The game was narrowly won, and the energetic bounty politely said in the chat, "Thank you so much, you're all so good." ”

"Can I add friends?" The captain typed.

"Yes!"

After adding friends to each other, she withdrew.

The captain is thinking about the next strategy, how to get a beautiful woman in the game, the entry point is, of course, the game, first take her to have a good time, the other party's mood is good, and then ask for QQ, leave a phone, everything falls into place. …,

He creates a new game and offers to invite the bounty to join, which he immediately accepts...... Well, good start! At least she recognized her strength.

Before the game began, he typed with a smile and asked, "How long have you been playing this game?" ”

"A few days!"

"Oh, little sister, I'll take you with me later."

"Get out of the way!"

Ay? Why did the tone suddenly change, split personality, this guy!

Started the game very puzzled, he paid attention to the other party's manipulation, it was still the same dish as just now, it should be her. The captain asked tentatively, "It's so dangerous to win the last game." ”

There was no answer, and the other party was concentrating on chasing a remnant of blood, and then threw himself under the defense tower.

Soon his attention was diverted by the battle situation, the situation in this game was quite unclear, not to mention the bounty pit, the snowman of the same team was fiercely a B, all kinds of deaths, and fattened the other party alive.

As a result, several towers were knocked down on the side, and the opponent arrogantly slaughtered at the door of the house, and the situation was one-sided, 20 to 35, and the entire defense line was on the verge of collapse...... The tide is gone!

As a result, the snowman who was so fierce as a death squad just now launched a surrender, and the second teammate immediately clicked "agree", and the captain thought about it and voted for it, rather than being brutally abused like a pig and dog, it was better to surrender early and start another game.

At this moment, a bright red negative slip appeared on the vote, and the bounty said domineeringly: "No surrender!" Whoever surrenders, I will kill his whole family! ”

Chi Guoguo's personal threat!

As a result, the fourth team member clicked "refuse", and the captain's hand shook and nodded "refuse" against his will...... I can't imagine that this little girl still has a strong side, is she really the person just now?

The players who were forced to refuse to concede defeat began to complain.

"You're hairy, you can't win."

"A certain two S13s are so happy, and now they are pretending to be heroes."

"Vote for it, whoever doesn't vote for his grandson!"

"Never surrender!" It was obviously an ordinary typing, but the captain seemed to hear a domineering roar, and the bounty continued to shout domineeringly, "It is better to be destroyed than to be defeated!" Die in battle, brothers! ”

You're at war! I've never seen such an impulsive person, and everyone has an attitude of "just playing...... This girl has no psychological problems.

But her phrase "Die in battle!" "It really boosted a little morale, and the side has begun to carry out a suicidal counteroffensive - exchanging lives for towers!

This domineering bounty rushed to the front like a general, and of course was the first to die, and was there desperately cheering everyone up every time he was waiting for the resurrection: "Don't be afraid, crush them!" ”

"Let this bunch of scum know our unyielding pride!"

"Onward! Dye this land red with our blood! ”

Is this guy really okay!?

Her encouragement ignited everyone's fighting spirit, and one by one they became deadly fanatics, and finally when the enemy broke through and was about to explode the crystal, due to their carelessness, their own crystal was blown up by a large group of minions...... Uh, I actually won, it's incredible!

In the chat room, several people on the other side breathed a sigh of relief, all talking about this incredible victory, and the other party was of course annoyed, obviously the score was 40-70, and they had abused the party.

Of course, the captain's mind was on this girl with a sudden change of personality, and he was just about to ask, "Are you the person just now?" By the time she was gone.

The captain had been thinking about this girl, but he didn't expect the god of fate to be on his side, and this time the bounty was assigned to the same team with him.

"Yo, it's you again!" Say hello as if you were relaxed.

"You're talking to me?" Typing seems to have gotten faster.

"yes, it's really hanging to win the last game, thanks to you." …,

"Haha, it was my dog playing just now, this time let you see my real real Dong Adong rub animal this Olin"

What happened? It seems to have the effect of your face being suddenly pressed on the keyboard!

A minute later......

"I was wrong! I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog! ”

To whom is this man confessing!

Isn't the other side fighting alone? In order to confirm her identity, the captain simply asked directly: "Are you the beauty from the last two games?" ”

"Ah, I hate it, I'm a little sister."

How can this feeling be like a professional shemale, can it be said that I have been tricked!?

The game begins, and the captain deliberately stays on the same line with this strange bounty...... What's going on? This coquettish positioning, this precise handling, and this sharp mending knife are not the idiot just now!

Stunned, the captain didn't notice that an enemy came out of the grass and struck them back and forth! There are three people on the other side, and there are two people on the other side, if you fight hard, you should be able to spell out two, which is not a loss, but ...... The bounty is gone!

THE GUY SLIPPED AWAY AND RAN TO THE BACK OF THE DEFENSE TOWER, AND WHEN HE WAS DROPPED, HE SLASHED WITH A KNIFE AND AXE, AND WAS AS TRAGIC AS A TRAPPED BEAST IN A TRAP, AND FLED TO SAFETY WITH DIFFICULTY, BUT IN THE END HE WAS GANK WITHOUT SUSPENSE, AND THEN SEVERAL ENEMIES WHO GOT THE HEAD SCATTERED.

"Bounty, you traitor!" After the death, the captain scolded indignantly.

"People are afraid!"

After the identification is completed, there is no doubt about the shemale!

Then, this guy actually began to command instead of him, the captain, and he analyzed it well, as if he was a professional player. The whole game started very smoothly, this bounty can always release the ultimate move at the best angle as calculated, after a "hahaha" shooting, the stalemate of the battle situation was immediately reversed, and then she just dropped a little blood and immediately went into the grass to return to the city to replenish, hiding her merit and fame.

This skilled bounty quickly became the first target of the opposing enemy's kill, and once the captain witnessed five murderous enemies chasing her all the way, but she did not expect to run away in a hurry, alternating high heels and the enemy's blades forever only half a point, and finally disappeared around the corner.

When the group of enemies who vowed to pull out the thorn in their eyes chased to the corner, the teammates who came to the rescue happened to meet their short knives, and then something very awesome happened, the bounty that was originally passively fleeing actually went around behind the enemy from the other side, and shot wildly, and the five enemies immediately lost their blood, and became ghosts under the knife in a blink of an eye!

The captain looked at the word "group annihilation" in surprise (of course, referring to the other party's annihilation), as if he saw the momentum of the Internet café five consecutive sitting, how did this tacit understanding with teammates be trained...... The other party must be a big man who picks his feet to the point of mold.

After winning this game, his teammates praised Jin for his cooperation and good skills, and the captain asked, "Are you actually a man?" ”

"I hate it, she's a girl!"

And then it disappeared again...... Lie to whom, you dead shemale, what a waste of feelings.

Fate is a wonderful thing, at least this little fate of the captain this morning is destined to be tied to this strange bounty martyr. He had just started a new round of the game, and he didn't expect to be matched with her again.

Little girl? Queen? Shemale?

He couldn't define this person as an attribute anymore, so he just said hello: "Yo, it's you again!" ”

"Ahaha!" Very hearty answer.

The game started smoothly, and the composition of both teams was reasonable, but if the skill of this bounty was still so good, then the game was guaranteed to be won and not lost.

But five minutes into the game, the captain noticed something, this guy doesn't know teamwork at all! A few teammates over there were besieged, and he was still reluctant to save money for junglers. …,

"Bounty, come and help!" A fallen teammate shouted.

"Here we are."

I don't know if it's the captain's illusion, her skills are slightly worse, such as the ultimate move is off, and the outflanking doesn't keep up with the rhythm of the team, this little difference makes the team on the verge of annihilation...... But it can't be justified by her alone, after all, everyone's cooperation is also problematic.

Finally found an opportunity, the two teams of centaurs are fighting against each other, the battle is stalemate, the bounty runs behind, and the ultimate move is also cooled down, so perfect that it is like a hot soup to be poured on the fried pot, as long as the ultimate move, the five heads on the opposite side can be easily taken, which is a very casual thing.

She cums!

However, the other party didn't lose too much blood, what's going on? The captain clicked on the avatar of the bounty and almost vomited blood, what kind of equipment did this guy buy, it was all those garbage that produced extra gold coins but had no attack power at all!

After Mingjin withdrew the troops at the cost of three people, someone also discovered this problem and said angrily: "Bounty, you are hairy, what kind of garbage equipment is out, you have no attack power at all, you idiot." ”

"You idiot, you family idiot!"

After returning the salute to his teammates, the bounty actually disappeared into the jungle and went to pay alone...... This kind of person who doesn't care about the team is simply poison!

The captain gradually discovered that this product was a money fan at all, for example, there was a fight over there, and she ran to the rescue, and she saw a large red patch of soldiers above the map on the way, and actually ran over to harvest.

At one point, she ran alone to fight the dragon (with extra gold to knock out, the highest of all monsters), and two enemies quietly outflanked her, and her teammates desperately motioned for her to retreat. As a result, when the other party killed, she was still there fighting the dragon, and the moment before she died, she finally settled it.

This kind of goods that ask for money and don't want to die have never been seen.

Because there was an idle cloud wild crane in the team, the whole game was played very badly, and when she was wiped out by the team again, the captain took a look at her equipment, and I don't know when, she actually changed into an expensive piece of equipment...... Have you been saving money just to buy these famous brands?

Well, there is probably hope!

But in fact, the Bounty Spirit, a low-defense, thin-blooded profession, was killed before she could even perform when she rushed into the middle of a group of enemies, so her efforts were all in vain.

Seeing that the other party was about to overturn the battle, suddenly a message sent to everyone came out, it was the bounty martyr: "On the other side, the one who takes the initiative to admit defeat, I will send a thousand yuan bonds!" ”

"Bounty, what are you doing, showing off your wealth." Some shouted indignantly.

"On the other side, you're a liar, haha!"

"Believe it or not!" She threw out the words.

There are all kinds of people in the game.,The captain saw it today.,There's a strange guy here who buys a victory with money.,There's a fool on the other side who is willing to believe.,Someone really has to leave QQ.,Five minutes later,The man shouted:"yes, it's true!" A thousand bucks, it's so cool, I surrender. ”

So, the people on the opposite side left QQ in turn, and after another five minutes, they passed by five votes and happily admitted defeat...... Actually won!? A victory bought for five thousand dollars!?

Is this man crazy? is obviously so greedy, he doesn't blink when he sends money, and it's real money.

"How's that, admire." When it was over, the Bounty Flame said triumphantly.

The other four people were silent, I don't know if it was the natural inferiority complex of the poor in front of the rich, or a kind of unwillingness to lose, five thousand yuan!?

"I knew I was going to the other side!" Someone voiced everyone's thoughts, and then left angrily.

"What's the point of such a victory?" Said the captain.

"What you have is money, ahaha!"

With that, he disappeared like the wind. …,

The captain lit a cigarette in dismay, inhaled it vigorously, snuffed it out, and entered the battle again. The matching person is unreliable, this time he created the game himself, and in the invitation list, the bounty martyr was idle, thought about it, and invited her...... This bewildered person has aroused the captain's deep curiosity, what is she doing? A rich girl with a quirky and changeable temper? What's the matter with the sentence "What you have is money" just now, why did you suddenly stop pretending to be a woman again.

The captain decides to observe her (him) for another round!

"Hey, let's play well this time." He said hello.

"Humph!" She replied with only one word.

At the beginning of the game, this time the captain was not in the same line as the bounty, and the attack and defense in the early stage were okay, with damage on both sides, and suddenly the system prompted that the bounty martyr was killed by the opponent's Juggernaut.

And then......

"Robot, you S13, you can't help when you see me being beaten, have you eaten?"

I've got a C, this guy still has a cheap attribute!?

The scolded robot fought back: "You blame me for your death?" You idiot. ”

"Idiot, fucking fuck!"

"Why is your mouth so dirty?"

"Dirty, fucking you!"

Very scoundrel thimble-style scolding.

The robot said, "S13, you're a schoolboy." ”

"Fuck you!"

Who's this wild child, isn't it the person just now, at least he didn't say this kind of swear just now, aren't you afraid of banning words?

The two began to ask each other's parents, but as a result, they patronized and scolded, and the robot was dropped by GANK, and the two simply stood on the resurrection platform and scolded each other, which was like a street quarrel, and no one let anyone.

"Bounty, would you say something else?" The little mage who had already seen it couldn't look at it, and interjected.

"Yes!" She replied, "Your mom is clingy when she's asleep. ”

"I'm C, you're scolding me?"

So, the little mage also joined in the fight!

The three of them swiped the screen with all kinds of swear words at high frequency, spraying dirty water more than once, because they lost three combat power at once, and as a result, the captain and another swordsman were also killed.

The swordsman was annoyed by this brain-dead behavior and joined in the scolding fight!

A scene that has been rare in a hundred years appeared, the four people who had already disarmed themselves automatically, all stood at home and scolded each other, and the swear words of the bounty martyr were endless, and there was a great posture of tongue fighting......

This person must be a primary school student, and he is a brain-dead elementary school student! The captain thought in astonishment.

Suddenly, she stopped scolding, and the three teammates who were on the fire didn't stop for a while, and were still typing.

"S13, why don't you squeak."

"Did you give the dog a bite on your tongue?"

"Damn, I'll report you when I go out."

There was still no response, and the world seemed to be cleared up all of a sudden.

"Aunties and uncles, I was wrong."

Ay!? A 360-degree change in attitude, what's going on on the computer? Was his mother behind him seen pulling his ears and asking him to apologize?

"I shouldn't have sweared, I'm a bad boy, please forgive me."

"It's okay, let's do it all over again." The captain was playing in the round, and at this moment, the big crystal was blown up, and the game was over.

After it was over, the person on the other side was still saying, "What happened just now, did you all disconnect?" ”

Amid the surprise of the enemy and the grumbling of the parties, the Bounty Martyr left silently.

Who the hell is this man! The captain's curiosity has been ignited, he must know!

This time, I want QQ directly!

Inviting this enigmatic bounty martyr into the team for the last time, he asked straight to the point: "Bounty, do you have QQ?" ”

Waiting, as long as a minute of waiting, the other party slowly replied with two words: "Hello! ”

This is a supercomputer novice! The contrast between the front and back is too great.

At this point, the game begins, and after entering, the bounty martyr actually runs out immediately, and then, and then...... It's like a white guy who has traveled to another world.,Running aimlessly.,It seems like he's still enjoying it.。 …,

She didn't know that the defense tower could kill, so she ran directly over with the posture of a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers, and the result could be imagined...... In less than half a minute after the start of the game, the first person died under the defense tower, which is unheard of.

"Do you know how to play?"

"Can't play roll!"

The captain reproached indignantly, but she turned a blind eye, neither buying weapons nor guarding towers, and ran alone to challenge the simplest monsters, and then came back dead.

The captain couldn't help but wonder who was sitting across the computer, a baby who didn't understand anything?

Throughout the game, this guy made all kinds of idiotic mistakes and died of various idiotic reasons, and they fought in a difficult situation of four against five, and brutally pushed down the opponent's big crystal, and barely won.

After winning, her teammates had to reproach the idiot, and she slowly typed three words: "Hello everyone! ”

What's the situation?,Obviously the technology was good before.,Suddenly I can't even type well!?

Before he left, the captain hurriedly asked, "What is your QQ?" ”

After a long wait, the other party sent a "1" and then a "3...... She actually reported her QQ word by word, super white!

But it's finally coming.,The captain wrote down QQ.,Add as a friend.,The other party's name is "Your grandfather before he died".,The information is blank.,Obviously, I just applied.。

"Are you the bounty just now?" The captain asked.

The long wait.

"Hello!"

"Oh, hello, I'm on the same team as you."

Another long wait.

"Hello me!"

The captain almost collapsed on the keyboard and said, "Just turn on the video, do you understand the video?" ”

After waiting.

"Hello!"

He clicked on the video, waited for the other party to respond, and after about half a minute, there was an image on the screen, which was a thick smoke, and when the smoke dissipated, what appeared behind was ...... An old man!?

Hey, is it an old man?

The old man holding the pipe in the picture suddenly stared at the screen with a frightened face, as if he had seen a ghost. The old man turned his head and said a few words to the side, then turned around, changed to a lewd smile, and waved his hand at the captain.

The captain sighed bitterly, turned off the video, blocked this inexplicable person, and left here silently!

Since then, the captain has never touched LAL again.