Chapter 542: Cousin's Questioning
Of course, Zhang Lang certainly didn't want to talk to his cousin about these things.
But in front of his cousin, no matter how big Zhang Lang's heart is, he always has to answer honestly.
After all, no matter how much he knows and understands now, or how much he has grown compared to many years ago, Zhang Lang's growth is all from his cousin.
Zhang Lang also firmly believes that no matter how far he grows in the future, his cousin will always be the one he respects and the one he respects the most.
But when he thought of this, Zhang Lang found that his heart was empty, as if something had disappeared.
Therefore, Zhang Lang directly told his cousin what had happened.
Of course, he mainly told his cousin about his work at the Crescent Moon Cafe, but he didn't specifically tell his cousin what happened on Peony Street.
"Oh, you even applied for a job at the Crescent Moon Cafe." The cousin looked at Zhang Lang with an interesting expression, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
Zhang Lang secretly praised, worthy of being a cousin.
At the same time, she secretly sighed, when she could face herself, she calmly discussed the problem of high school student part-time jobs with herself.
This is not something that ordinary parents can endure.
You know, in high school, in middle school, and in elementary school.
Parents in Huaguo generally value their children's academic performance the most.
As for whether the child will find a job in the future, or study well, whether he can have good social skills, etc., it is secondary.
In Zhang Lang's view, these are all very pathological.
Perhaps in the eyes of parents, it is very good to do what stage of things, but this can cause a lot of deformed social situations.
For example, many children with good academic performance later become high-scoring and low-energy existences.
Even above society, there is not even the most basic ability to survive.
I can't cook, I can't do laundry, and even after I get a doctorate, I have to have my parents help me make laundry.
For these things, it is not uncommon to report them in the newspapers.
Of course, these newspapers are called "Nantian Business Internal Newspaper", although the family has not subscribed to any newspapers, but her cousin Angel occasionally brings these newspapers from the outside world.
I don't know where my cousin got these newspapers from.
Anyway, many things that Chinese officials will not report, or that will not be reported in detail, will exist on top of this newspaper, as if it were another phoenix.com.
But now the network is very developed, Zhang Lang googled the "Nantian Commerce and Trade Internal News", and did not find this newspaper, but knew about a company called Nantian Commerce and Trade Group.
This is now one of the top 500 companies in China.
In short, the cousin can be so open-minded, which also makes Zhang Lang breathe a sigh of relief.
At first, he was worried about whether his cousin would not agree to him.
But now it seems that this is completely self-conscious.
After all, after so many years of getting along, Zhang Lang also knows his cousin's slightly out-of-the-box and whimsical thoughts, and he knows his cousin's way of acting without being bound by the world.
In many cases, what everyone is afraid to say to their children, my cousin has never said to herself, even at the expense of letting herself do it.
It's like for most parents, it's like a flood of beasts - early love.
My cousin actually expressed her unconditional support for herself.
even told himself that if he got rid of the embarrassing identity called the first time, he would double his pocket money every week.
This made Zhang Lang full of guilt.
I even sometimes wonder if my cousin deliberately said this to herself and introduced herself to the legendary harem road?
Could it be that I am destined to become the king of the harem with the help of my cousin?
So when the time comes, what is the identity of the cousin, the queen?
No, maybe it's the Emperor.
Zhang Lang thought about it in a mess, and suddenly saw his cousin looking at him with a smile.
Zhang Lang felt a little hairy, and hurriedly said, "Sister, thank you for agreeing to me, but what are you doing looking at me like this?" Could it be that there's something strange on my face? ”
At this time, Zhang Lang was a little hungry in his stomach, and because of his cousin's obscenity, Zhang Lang didn't dare to blatantly take the big apple on the table that now looked like a task.
If my cousin usually sees that she wants to eat an apple, she will peel one for herself when she is in a good mood.
At that time, looking at his cousin's bright eyes and bright teeth, as well as the appearance of slender jade fingers crossing the body of the apple, Zhang Lang felt very tempting when he thought about it.
It's like the old saying "beautiful and delicious".
In front of the beauty, even if you don't eat, you will feel full.
"Is there anything else you're hiding from me?" At this time, my cousin didn't mean to let Zhang Lang eat at all, no matter how loud his stomach was screaming now, but the cousin who entered the "cold interrogation" mode didn't mention the matter of eating at all, which made Zhang Lang anxious.
What's more, after the cousin said this, she was almost so frightened that Zhang Lang rolled directly to the table and went down.
Trembling, Zhang Lang said in a foreign state, "Sister, what are you talking nonsense? ”
Of course, Zhang Lang was saying in his heart, what are you talking about the truth?
"Didn't I tell you just now, you have the smell of a girl, let's say, what happened, and don't try to hide it from your sister, isn't the past painful experience worth your lesson? Hehe, I've heard recently that there is a trick called kneeling on the washboard until midnight for wives punishing their husbands, do you want to try it? "My cousin showed no mercy.
“……”
Zhang Lang listened to his cousin's words, and he was about to cry.
In the past, if I concealed my cousin's words, I didn't have to think about it, the consequences would be very tragic every time.
Zhang Lang didn't know what was the logical loophole that leaked when he spoke, so that his cousin could grasp his shortcomings every time.
But after hearing his cousin's words, Zhang Lang was not happy.
Although the act of kneeling on the washboard is very worrying.
Even though he has never knelt on the washboard, Zhang Lang can understand how painful the knees of those who kneel on the washboard in the middle of the night.
Now when Zhang Lang jokes with his classmate Fei'er and others, sometimes he will also use things like kneeling on the washboard and kneeling on the keyboard.
But as my cousin said, these things are things that the wife does to her husband, not just one person who can command another person to do it.
"Sister, if you are my wife, you let me kneel on the washboard, I will be happy." Zhang Lang didn't know what kind of Raushzi neurosis he committed today, and he dared to say such things to his cousin.
Zhang Lang, who was quick to speak for a while, immediately regretted it.
This person is his cousin, and he is the cousin who will kill people.
Sure enough, after listening to Zhang Lang's words, my cousin beckoned to him with a smile: "Sit here, what are you doing so far away from your sister?" ”
"Uh, sister, it's hot outside, I ran outside and listened, I was so tired that I couldn't do it, my body was covered with sweat, and it stinks." As he spoke, Zhang Lang quietly moved half a position to the other side of the sofa, making himself farther away from his cousin.
"Come here!" The cousin's apricot eyes were round, and Zhang Lang was so frightened that he crawled in front of his cousin.
"Oh, sister, my ears!"
Zhang Lang knew that there was nothing good about him after he came over.
As soon as the cousin saw Zhang Lang coming, she grabbed Zhang Lang's ears.
But fortunately, although her cousin is talented and intelligent, her ability to pull her ears is worse than that of her mother An Ran.
Although the whole ear was pinched by his cousin, Zhang Lang didn't feel much pain, but his cousin's white little hand twisted his ear, and Zhang Lang even felt very comfortable.
Zhang Lang now feels that he is being cheap again, and this kind of thing actually feels comfortable.
"See, you're enjoying it?" The cousin raised her eyebrows, and didn't ask why Zhang Lang had such a smell.
"Ah, no, didn't you hear Aunt An Ran say that only a wife can screw her husband's ears? I'm just wondering if it's true that Aunt An Ran said that if it hurts more when you screw it, it means that you love it deeply. ”
As soon as Zhang Lang finished speaking, he cried wolf.
God kills, blame yourself for being cheap.
After saying this, the cousin launched an unceremonious ravaging attack on her ears.
But fortunately, my cousin didn't ask me about the scent on my body again.
For this matter, Zhang Lang will not say anything about it.
Zhang Lang has read a book, and it is best not to talk to another girl about a girl.
If you say it, it's not another girl going crazy and the family is not in harmony, and there will be bloodshed directly.
Zhang Lang deeply agrees with this statement.
That's why he didn't tell his cousin about Su Lei.
In the evening, Zhang Lang nibbled on a piece of bread and was so hungry.
Knowing that his cousin was angry, the next day, Zhang Lang got up early and didn't let his cousin send it, but went downstairs to the breakfast shop to buy fritters and soy milk, and bought fritters and tofu brain for his cousin.
Zhang Lang likes to drink soy milk, but he knows that his cousin has a soft spot for tofu brains.
After eating at the stall and sending these things home for his cousin, Zhang Lang went downstairs to find the car.
Don't think about it, according to what happened last night, even if my cousin doesn't mind, but Zhang Lang is still ashamed and doesn't want my cousin to send it.
So I left a note for my cousin, saying that I rode to school and didn't need to let my cousin send it.
It's six o'clock, and my cousin didn't know who she called for a long time last night, as if she was arranging the work of the company, and now she is sleeping soundly.
Zhang Lang went downstairs and took out the car that had been dusty in the garage for more than a year.
Good guy, this dish knows how powerful he was when he was in junior high school.
The handlebars were crooked, the frame was shattered, and the pedal on the right foot was half off.
The main thing is that the tires are out of gas.
Zhang Lang found a pipe to pump up, wiped the car, and found that the chain was still yellow rust.
Nearby, knowing that there was a carport, he pushed the cart to the carport.
Who knew that the tire of the car burst halfway.