Chapter 175: Celebrity Guests
-- War correspondents' eternal creed!
It is clear that mercenaries exist in the form of armies, and they are derived from war!
"What are you looking for?" A one-eyed 'woman' struggled to 'show' her head, and Yi Mujie, who was looking for something in the room of the "fang" instructor Kidako's 'private' territory, was startled!
He looked back for a moment, and with his senses, which were superior to his eyesight and hearing, he found nothing.
"Are you an undercover agent or an undercover agent? I am above you, where do you look? ”
She was a white person, her face was unusually white, she poked her head, very struggling, and she was also very haggard looking at Yi Mujie below.
When he saw this 'female' person, Yi Mujie was not shocked, but he felt that this 'female' person seemed to be very famous, and it was definitely not familiar with him for a day or two!
"Haha-one-eyed phoenix?! How did you end up here? Aren't you a war correspondent? How did you get to Southeast Asia? It's time to be on the battlefield in Europe, Iraq, and watch the GIs chase tough guys! Yi Mujie moved a chair, "I'm not an undercover agent, this is my chassis, there is no war, but it's fast." ”
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He stood on the chair, opened his mouth and pulled out the wooden knife, and then let the wooden knife grow branches, and set up the branches like a ladder to reach a place where he could meet the eyes of the upside-down hanging head.
The 'woman' in her forties shook her short hair that covered her eyes: "Oh, this is so convenient, if I hadn't come here, I wouldn't have known that God had brought the power of God to the world in my life!" ”
"You're so funny, you're still joking like this, come, I'll help you escape from the fangs, and I like to make trouble for their high-ranking guys." Yi Mujie couldn't suppress his 'agitated' mood, and was ready to tear open the iron net that bound this 'woman' body, "I hope you don't report me out, I have nothing to do with the war." ”
"Are you Japanese?" One-eyed Phoenix asked.
Yi Mujie didn't answer, but he quickly put the 'female' person down from above.
This 'woman' is the famous 'woman' of Colvin in the press, Mary Colvin.
Using a wooden knife to create a humanoid stake of Colvin's exact size and appearance, and tucking it back into the iron fence on the roof, Yi Mu Ring continued to search for what he needed.
Colvin pointed to the stone wall in front of him: "I remember Colonel Ruhr hid something here, I'm sorry... I really don't see any hints of your magic," she said, waving her finger, "but you can try, am I right?" ”
Yi Mujie smiled: "I said Auntie, can you tell me how you came here?" ”
While recounting his experience, Colvin watched Yi Mujie open the stone wall: "Demon Space-Infiltrate and Demand-" Yi Mujie 'mixed' the entire stone wall and the Demon Space, and reached out and took out what he wanted, which was a yellow-faced 'colored' quartz jar containing a turbid liquid.
She told Yi Mujie that on the European side, it was indeed a war, and Colonel Ruhr was an entourage of the field medical squad at the time, of course, it was definitely a disguise, and he was waiting for someone's orders.
But instead of getting the order, he saw a wailing 'woman' and 'woman' holding his crippled child on the street, and Colonel Ruhr passed by indifferently, because of the bombing, he was able to avoid the disaster.
"I was in the medical class at the time, and one of my journalist colleagues was injured and was being treated, and he thought I was the same kind as him, and when the artillery fire came, he took me and fled." Colvin leaned against the table, Yi Mujie put away the wooden knife, like his own home, picked up the wooden knife and threw out two wooden cups, took the hot water in the water dispenser, and then handed it over.
Colvin asked with some doubts: "Why don't you use paper cups, aren't there a lot of them?" ”
Yi Mujie glanced at the paper cups she said, so he opened the glass cabinet next to the water dispenser, took out a paper cup, and spit inside, and the paper cup burned all at once!
Looking at the wooden cup that Colvin put to his lips, he didn't drink it, but looked at himself in shock.
"Kidako Ruhr, the black hand instructor among the senior instructors of the Hell Revenant, codenamed Fang, is a veritable 'bastard', not only pretending to be clever, but also often using his experimental 'potion' on these hapless newcomers in the annual mercenary selection, becoming his free guinea pig." Yi Mujie took out the quartz container in his arms, shook it a few times, and put it back again.
While drinking water, he pointed out the 'door': "Do you need me to give you a ride?" I still have a lot to do, and while I respect your profession, there's nothing you want here, and you're free. ”
After Yi Mujie finished speaking, he walked to the cliff platform outside the 'door' of the Kidako's 'private' territory, flicked the wooden knife in his hand, turned into a wooden ladder, and swung his head, which meant that Colvin grabbed the ladder, he sent her down, and from the bottom of the cliff, twenty-five miles east on foot was the Philippine border guards, since they were war correspondents, they would definitely give a face and send celebrities from the United States to a safe place.
But Colvin didn't mean to leave, she just walked over and put her hands together, the black suit of the professional 'woman' and 'sex' was a little old, but it still showed her sophistication and composure in the battlefield, and she was not inferior to this cliff.
"Can I do something for you? There's no news of any importance right now, anyway, and it's better to end this damn war quickly, because ......"
Yi Mujie nodded and smiled: "Because death is so arrogant 'approaching' our lives!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the two people giggled, and Colvin stretched out his hand: "It's a pleasure to talk to you, I forgot that I was your prisoner, Mary Colvin, a war correspondent." ”
Yi Mujie clenched his right hand into a fist and raised his arm, and saluted with a sweat-wiping motion: "We don't have a popular handshake here, Yi Mujie Hanzo, your 'hole' Chali has already explained my nationality before!" It's good to meet idols when it's okay, haha. ”
He told Colvin that Kidako was a poison 'drug' idiot, and he heard that he was working on a 'drug' that could make 'female' people 'lose' sex and 'lose' sex', so he applied for a mercenary to help him catch a large number of 'female' 'sex' for experiments, but the above did not approve it, the mercenary's purpose is to collect a lot of money all over the world, and then find some treasures, more stabbing 'exciting' mercenary missions, and assassination! I thought his whim was outdated, but I didn't expect that I would start catching 'women'.
Colvin laughed and said that if he treats people like me as a 'girl', then he is too discerning.
In the midst of laughter, Yi Mujie suddenly made a request: "If you are based on age, I really don't have as much experience as you, but here, you must always listen to my warnings, because this is the mercenary's nest!" ”
"Of course, I'm very willing to serve you, let's say, what is still related to age and experience."
Yi Mujie said that he has a very young friend, and there is a little misunderstanding between the two of them, but he cares about this friend very much, so he needs a serious person to be a lobbyist, he has been a mercenary for so many years, and all the guys he knows are crooked melons and cracked dates, and it is not easy to know some "female" and "sexual" friends, and there is only a connection between "sex".
Colvin looked at Yi Mujie's embarrassed appearance, pointed to his body, smiled with one finger up and down, hugged his chest with the other arm, and then shook his head and said, "I didn't think you were still a stallion!" Well, Auntie is Auntie, where is he, I promise to take it in a few words. ”
Yi Mujie shrugged: "I'm being abused over there now, it's impossible to meet for the time being, but I'm going to find someone, he's on vacation in your country now, it's my friend's father, only he is qualified to enter and leave the school training ground at will, and he can also argue with the biggest leader in our organization!" So... This thing is for you, help me keep it first, and you also need a suitable reason to leave here, so I'm going to take on a mercenary mission, it's best not to kill, after all, it's going to your country, I'll arrange a place for you to stay for a few days, okay? ”
Eventually, Timber introduces Leo to Colvin.
The sloppy Leo, when he saw Colvin, he couldn't say a word stupidly for some reason, and in his room for the night watchman, although it had everything, the kitchen, the laundry room, the living room, the toilet, and the large bedroom and the gym room, most of them were covered with dust and cobwebs, because Leo was so lazy that he would not enjoy even the best treatment he had, except for the clean in front of the 'door', because he fell asleep here every time he was drunk.
Leo's kennel was on the edge of the cliff on the east side of the Mercenary Corridor, and if it weren't for the senior instructor's insistence on making rounds, no one would have wanted to know what was hidden inside.
"You... Hello Mary, my name is ......"
Leo hadn't finished speaking, not knowing if it was because he was blushing drunk, or if his dark face was swollen, but he stammered before he was interrupted by Colvin.
"Don't call me by my name, call me Colvin, Yi Mujie has already said that there is a girl named Mary here, although she is not here, but don't let the old woman steal the young girl's grace." Colvin pointed to the room and folded his arms, "I can live with you, but I have a husband, don't think too much about it, or my big nephew will clean you up!" ”
Yi Mujie spread his hands and looked at Leo: "You'd better listen to her, I'll call her Auntie, just stay for a few days, and move out when I come back." ”
Colvin waved his hand into the room to check, Leo leaned over, and the big beer belly was 'straightened' back: "I can give her the big 'bed', can I not let her move away." ”
Yi Mujie slapped his brain with his big hand: "You haven't seen such an excellent 'woman', have you?" Damn, the big 'bed' has to be hers, you better take it with you according to your habits, at most she will make you a free cook for a few days, remember to come back and thank me! ”
"Oh... Well, I'm tired of the mercenary's ration meals, and I've started to quit drinking these days. ”
Leo's self-talk was only heard by himself, and Yi Mujie left without saying hello to Colvin, apparently in a hurry.