Chapter 11 Feng Tianbei who plays treasure
"Oh, everyone is here, I just woke up and I'm a little hungry, come and come, sit down if you haven't eaten, let's talk while eating." When Feng Wu pulled his mother and followed Feng Tianbei, who was drooping his head, to the living room, Feng Wu found that there were seven or eight people in the living room, Feng Wu waved his hand and said hello to everyone, and sat down on the edge of the dining table.
As soon as Feng Wu woke up, everyone directly ignored it as if they didn't hear it, everyone is not like Feng Tianbei, except for Feng Wen, who is not a person who is old and refined, where can I not see that Feng Tianbei, who went to look for Feng Wu just now, has suffered a loss, as for Feng Wen, it is because he has just suffered a loss, and he does not want to provoke Feng Wu too much, not everyone is as bad as Feng Tianbei.
After everyone came to the table and sat down, only Feng Tianbei who was standing in a daze was left in the same place, everyone knew that Feng Tianbei was still sulking, and they looked at each other and smiled slightly and put him aside, but some people didn't see this.
Feng Wen looked at Feng Tianbei and shouted, "Fourth uncle, what are you doing where you are stunned, come over and eat." ”
"Fuck off, don't disturb Lao Tzu to think about things." Feng Tianbei raised his head and glared at Feng Wen.
"What are you thinking about, it's so important, you can't even take care of eating." Feng Wen wondered.
"I thought of it." Feng Tianbei's eyes lit up, looked at Feng Wen and said with a smile: "Wenzi, you have to know that in this Longfeng Village, we both belong to civilians, although we have the same level, but we have different generations, you must know that I am your uncle, is it" Feng Tianbei paused and yelled at Feng Wen: "What do you think about and whether you eat or not, you still need to report to you." ”
"I" Feng Wen was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, don't I just care about you, are you involved in the problem of the level, and besides, this has something to do with the level.
"Haha"
For a while, everyone laughed, and at the same time, Feng Wu also understood the reason why Feng Tianbei was suddenly silent.
"You and I are a, what's the matter, isn't what Lao Tzu said wrong?" Feng Tianbei looked at Feng Wen and said proudly: "Wuzi, we can't bully, that's because people's level is higher than ours, but Lao Tzu's rank is higher than yours, even if he bullies you, you have to endure Lao Tzu." After Feng Tianbei finished speaking, he came to the table, picked up the chopsticks and began to eat violently.
Feng Wen looked at Feng Tianbei silently and said in his heart: "Who am I recruiting to provoke someone, Wuzi, you can't bully me, just come and bully me, say it's better to say that you are eating persimmons and picking up soft pinching, and what is not good is bullying the soft and afraid of the hard." ”
Everyone laughed and looked at Feng Wu, everyone was puzzled to know, what did Feng Wu say to Feng Tianbei just now, and he could let Feng Tianbei transfer the target of bullying to Feng Wen, Feng Wu saw that everyone was looking at him, and lowered his head like Feng Tianbei, sweeping the food on the table.
Seeing this, everyone also knew that it was impossible to get an answer here in Fengwu, so they picked up chopsticks and began to eat, but as soon as this dish was eaten, everyone's eyes lit up, and for a while, the dining table became another battlefield, and the enemy was the plate on the table that seemed to be an ordinary dish, and suddenly no one in the living room spoke except for the sound of chopsticks and plates colliding.
"It's delicious, it's delicious." Feng Tianbei leaned back on the chair without any image, stretched out his hand and stroked his stomach and sighed: "Third sister-in-law, your cooking skills have improved too fast, and you have to catch up with the imperial chef of the palace at this level." ”
"Cut, you haven't eaten the food cooked by the imperial chef, how do you know that my third aunt is not as good as him." Feng Wu finally seized an opportunity to refute and looked at Feng Tianbei provocatively.
"You little rabbit cub, there is your business everywhere, Lao Tzu said that we are the same level, but the generation is different, so you can only listen obediently when Lao Tzu speaks." Feng Tianbei glared, looked at Feng Wen and scolded.
"De" Feng Wen was completely speechless at this time, and glanced at Feng Tianbei timidly, Feng Wen knew that he had completely become a symbol of the fourth uncle's seniority, and as long as he spoke in the future, he would definitely be hit like a bombardment.
"Fourth, how old are you, you don't feel ashamed to quarrel with juniors all day long." Xue Qing looked at Fengtian Beidao speechlessly.
"Hehe, what the third sister-in-law said is that I will slowly change this point in the future." Feng Tianbei looked at Xue Qing and said with a smile: "Third sister-in-law, I just found out today that you are not only beautiful, but also have nothing to say about your cooking skills. ”
"Poof, ahem."
Feng Wu's last bite of rice was just sent to his mouth, and he swallowed half of it and squirted it out, Feng Wu didn't expect that this seemingly honest and unreasonable fourth uncle would actually pat himself on the back, if this was said from someone else's mouth, Feng Wu might not feel anything, but this fact came out of Feng Tianbei's mouth, this fact was really a little unacceptable for a while.
"Come on, do you think that the third sister-in-law is a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, will she believe your nonsense, or do you say that your daughter-in-law is not beautiful, and the food she cooks is not delicious." Xue Qing glanced at Feng Tianbei and said with a smile.
"Although my daughter-in-law looks a little worse than my third sister-in-law, but when it comes to cooking, my daughter-in-law and my third sister-in-law are far behind, and we won't talk much about my daughter-in-law's cooking skills, as long as I can reach half of the level of my third sister-in-law, I won't eat so thin." Feng Tianbei's expression was like a resentful woman, as if he was quite dissatisfied with his figure.
"I said Fourth Uncle, let's not sell cute, okay? With your weight of more than 190 pounds, you are embarrassed to say that you are thin, I am ashamed of you if you don't blush, if you can say that you are thin, then what do you say those 180 pounds should be called. Feng Tianbei's words made Feng Wu roll his eyes, and Feng Wu looked at Feng Tianbei and said speechlessly.
Feng Tianbei glanced at Feng Wu, but did not answer Feng Wu's words, Feng Tianbei thought: "We are of different levels, Lao Tzu can't afford to provoke you, so you can afford to hide." ”
Everyone looked at Feng Tianbei's appearance of playing treasure, sitting on the chair with his hands on his abdomen and enjoying himself.
"Alas" Feng Tianbei sighed, looked at Xue Qing and said: "Sometimes I really envy my third brother, you say that my third brother looks like that, why did you marry such a beautiful and virtuous daughter-in-law with good cooking skills, the third sister-in-law is not my third brother, just my third brother, you marry him completely blind to you." ”
"You've eaten, you've spoken, what are you still sitting for, hurry up and get out of here." Feng Tiannan couldn't sit still, slapped the table and stood up, waiting for Feng Tianbei to roar.
In Feng Tiannan's heart, he and Xue Qing are definitely a perfect match, it is simply a pair set up by heaven and earth, but when it comes to Feng Tianbei's mouth, he actually said that he is worthless, not a fart, and he looks like that, how does he look, I dare not say that he looks like Pan An, it is definitely a beautiful man, otherwise why is my son so handsome and handsome, it is completely inherited from his excellent bloodline.
Feng Tianbei was frightened, stood up and prepared to run outside, in addition to Old Man Feng in Longfeng Village, if there is anyone who can make Feng Tianbei's heart tremble, it is definitely Feng Tiannan, for Feng Tiannan, Feng Tianbei has a primitive fear in his heart.
"Don't be afraid, the fourth sister-in-law, there is a third sister-in-law to support you, I see what he dares to do to you." Xue Qing stretched out his hand and grabbed Feng Tianbei, who was about to flee, and said with a smile.
Seeing Xue Qing say this, Feng Tianbei was obviously relieved, Feng Tianbei knew that he, the third brother who seemed to be mysterious and idle all day long, was actually a strict wife at home, and now with the protection of the third sister-in-law, Feng Tianbei sat down with peace of mind.
After seeing Feng Tianbei sit down again, Xue Qing gave Feng Tianbei a reassuring look, "hehe" smiled at Feng Tiannan and said: "Why are you not convinced, I feel that what the fourth brother said is quite right, I can marry you in this life, it is definitely the convincing that you have cultivated in your hundred and eighty lifetimes." ”
"Daughter-in-law, what you said is so right, I completely agree." Feng Tiannan smiled "hehe", immediately lowered his head, and didn't forget to glare at Feng Tianbei fiercely.
Feng Tiannan's eyes made Feng Tianbei's heart tremble, and Feng Tianbei said earnestly: "Third sister-in-law, I remember that there is still something at home, I think I should go back first." After speaking, without waiting for Xue Qing to answer, he got up and ran outside the house.