After lunch, the students entered the classroom one after another.

The last two subjects of the noon exam, Chinese and science, are arranged quite closely, and it is estimated that after the exam today, the teacher will have to work overtime to mark the test papers in the evening, and the results will come out tomorrow.

In the first class of the comprehensive examination, Chen Du still finished answering it quickly, and the calculation of the formula was actually the simplest. As for the second exam, Chen Du was not as casual as before.

Chen Du has always regarded language as the most difficult subject in the world, in fact, it is the easiest to memorize poetry, and the difficulty is that most of the language is the knowledge of imagery and artistic conception, for people with rich imagination, language is of course very simple, but for Chen Dui, this is undoubtedly the most difficult.

"The swallow said to the sparrow, 'Thou art content with what happens, and thou art an example for all to follow...... If you were a sparrow, how would you answer a swallow? Chen Du looked strange.

Can swallows talk? Chen Du is entangled in this, for his lack of imagination, answering the Chinese test paper is no less than reading a mythological novel, and all kinds of magical and incredible things can appear on the test paper.

Chen Du thought for a long time before he reluctantly wrote down the answer: "The sparrow will say to the swallow: squeak...... Squeaky ......"

Next question...... Chen Du was depressed again.

"The sea said to the mountains: Ah, mountains, you are so tall, you are so majestic, you are so majestic! If you were a high mountain, how would you answer the sea? ”

Chen Du bit the pen in his hand, and used his little imagination as much as possible.

"There's nowhere to write...... Chen Du thought for a while, and finally picked up his pen and was about to start writing, but he was stunned to find that his answer seemed too long and there was nowhere to write.

Even if Gao Shan can't speak, it can make some echo or something, Chen Du praised his cleverness, but it backfired, if he thought it, the answer would be too long.

Chen Du exhaled lightly, trying to bring himself in, and finally had a little idea.

The sea can speak, so the mountains should be able to speak, right? Chen Du was still a little unsure, he felt that his idea was too bold, how could such an exaggerated question appear in such a serious exam question?

But at present, it seems that he can only let Gao Shan speak, and the echo is useless, and he is dumb, so there is no answer at all......

I have to say that even if Chen Du doesn't understand a certain aspect, he will not choose to give up easily.

"The sea spares no effort to praise the mountains, and I don't know what intentions there are?" Chen Du shook his head and quickly wrote down the answer: "Gao Shan will say to the sea: thank you. ”

A "thank you" can break any of your schemes! Chen Du was glad that he was still smart, and soon found the meaning of this question, that is, to test whether a person's behavior is alert enough!

An exam and a 'revolutionary' life, Chen Dui had a profound experience in the Chinese exam, and after answering all the previous questions in a daze, Chen Dui's whole person began to feel a little dizzy, and this feeling only appeared when he used too much energy.

In such a state, Chen Du glanced at the essay topic...... I was shocked!

"When are exams so open!?" Chen Dui's head was dizzy, and he just glanced at the essay topic.

It is a propositional essay called "Sex and Love".

How can such explicit essay questions appear in exams? Chen Du is a more traditional Chinese person, and his heart is still relatively conservative, and the impact of this composition is not small for him.

Helplessly, the exam had to continue, Chen Du could only write it down like this, anyway, he was not the only one with such a topic.

Chen Du organized the language, and according to his own understanding, began to write the composition: "...... I think love is like a pile of toilet paper, ripping and messing up. People can live without love for a lifetime, but they can't go a day without pooping, so love is sometimes not as good as a piece of...... What is the reverse of love? It is 'love' love, and 'love' love is sex. Love and sex are inseparable. Sex without love is a 'hooligan'. Love without sex is unhappy. Between men and women, before the lights are turned off, it is called love, and after the lights are turned off, it is called sex...... This is Chen Dui's understanding of love, there is no love in his dictionary, according to his understanding, "sex and love" is just an instinct between men and women of the opposite sex, and the emphasis is on the combination of male and female, yin and yang complement each other.

After writing 600 words, Chen Duan breathed a sigh of relief, and a 'revolutionary' life was finally over.

It was also at this time that the exam ended.

Waiting for the invigilator to leave, the whole class was ready to leave one after another.

"Brother Dusk, how about it, the language is still the simplest!" Zhao Xiaosong packed up his things and said to Chen Du.

Chen Du glanced at the other party, he thought that the other party was showing off to him, and his stingy eyes once again showed ill intentions.

"Wow, it's finally over, it's still the easiest language." Lu Yaqi couldn't help cheering in the back row, among the many subjects, Chinese is the only subject she doesn't have to spend time trying to find the answer.

Chen Du suddenly didn't fold, did he think that the language was the most difficult?

"Confidant, do you have time in the afternoon?" Lu Yaqi leaned on the table with both hands, leaned forward, and almost spoke next to Chen Dui.

"Afternoon?" Chen Du thought for a while, and then said, "There are some things that need to be dealt with in the afternoon, so let's do it tomorrow." "In addition to my sister-in-law's illness, Luo Han's injury also needs to be treated, and he has to go to a place tonight to collect a little interest.

"That's right...... Well, you can't excuse anything tomorrow! Lu Yaqi waved her little fist, then patted Chen Du's shoulder and beckoned, "Then I'll withdraw first!" After speaking, he led a group of children out of the classroom like a child.

Lu Yaqi is still very anxious and looking forward to it, if Chen Du can cure herself, then there will be no big problem in treating her grandfather, she is in a hurry to go back and tell her grandfather about it, but just halfway there, she hesitated a little, it's not that she doesn't believe Chen Dui, but this is not a trivial matter after all, she is afraid to tell her grandfather in advance, what if she is happy?

Zhao Xiaosong and Yu Yan were tired of chirping for a long time before they separated, and the men and women in love made Chen Du a little confused.

As usual, Chen Duan took the lead in coming to the old place to wait for Mo Xixue.

And Mo Xixue was also very fast, and it didn't take long for him to drive a beige beetle over.

The car door opened, Mo Xixue automatically ran to the back seat and gave up the main driver's seat to Chen Dui, but during this period, a series of actions were obviously angry, and his face was also unusually cold and indifferent, as if he didn't know Chen Dui, and he didn't even bother to look at Chen Dui.

Chen Du didn't care at all, anyway, he was used to Mo Xixue's constant face change.

But what Chen Duan didn't know was that he not only made Mo Xixue angry, but also made a person angry to death......

******

Liu Xuan likes to stay in school very much, although the apartment she rented outside was rented with another friend, but that friend usually does not stay in the apartment, and only appears once every three or five times.

In the face of the cold apartment, Liu Xuan still prefers a fulfilling working atmosphere, and when there is nothing to do, she will go to her substitute classes to inspect and see which students are studying at night. Except for special circumstances, Liu Xuan usually comes home at seven or eight o'clock after work.

As the leader of the language group, Liu Xuan got the collected Chinese test papers as soon as possible, and then distributed the Chinese test papers of all classes, and she was the first to select the test papers of the third (3) class of high school for review. In terms of feelings, this class is naturally more emotional, Lu Yaqi is her little sister, she naturally wants to see how the other party's studies are doing.

But this time, Liu Xuan chose the test papers of this class for another reason, that is, to see how the student who has been disobedient has been doing academically!

"Humph!" Liu Xuan looked cold, and soon found Chen Dui's test paper in the test paper of the third (3) class of high school.

Today she is angry again, this student named Chen Duan has repeatedly challenged the authority of the teacher, you said that if the teacher does not do it right, it is nothing if you are disobedient, but she has always been good for the students, and usually takes care of the students, she thinks that she is a competent teacher, but someone does not give her face. It's nothing to skip class, sleep in class, or sleep in exams before, but this time you are asked to come to the office, but you are completely deaf to the wind, and is there any concept of teachers and students? Is there a sense of respect for teachers as a student?

Turning over Chen Dui's test paper, Liu Xuan began to read it seriously, although she was very angry, she also knew that she couldn't bring her attitude in life to work, otherwise she would lose her identity as a teacher.

But gradually, Liu Xuan's face became more and more wrong.

I saw her looking at Chen Dui's test paper, crying and laughing for a while, and full of anger for a while, and finally when she got the essay, she was even more annoyed and wrote a big "0" next to the essay with a red pen, indicating that the question had zero points.

"This student has a serious problem with his mind!"

Liu Xuan was also very angry, and slapped the table hard, and the two fullness on her chest fell together in the rapid breathing, which looked good in an instant, but fortunately, she was in an independent office, and no one saw it.

"Multiple choice questions are randomly chosen, fill-in-the-blank questions are filled indiscriminately, and the donkey's lips are not right on the horse's mouth!" Liu Xuan looked at Chen Dui's test paper again, gritted her teeth, and said to herself: "What's even more infuriating is the composition, it's really ...... to dare to openly discuss such a 'sexual' topic."

Liu Xuan angrily brushed Chen Dui's test paper aside, a student who can write "Worry and Love" as "Sex and Love" is not a problem with his thoughts, what else can he be?

This time, Chen Du was really wronged, he was also confused by the previous language questions, so he wrote the essay in a daze, and the topic was only glanced at, but he didn't even have the mind to read it again.