"Heh," I took a few steps forward and said jokingly to the dejected Song Xiaoxun, "This is the so-called 'hero'?" The tender skin of a piece of fragrant hemp has not yet fallen off, and I am worried that three hemp is not enough to smoke! ”

"Whew, don't be sarcastic." Song Xiaoxun blinked a pair of very small mouse eyes, looked at it with a whip, and sighed: "I don't understand, this kind of hemp is as thin as a bamboo leaf, and the tip of the finger is wide and narrow, and the length is less than two feet, why is it so durable?" ”

"You don't know this, I don't know what the name of this hemp should be, but only Gu Lei Bian grows there, and I also discovered it by accident, because it smells like strawberries, so I call it fragrant hemp. Its fiber toughness seems to be ten points stronger than nylon. "I looked up at the sky, and the clouds were as if they were painted, and they didn't move at all, which made people feel very unmotivated.

"Sea Current," Xie Fangtou also looked at the sky, scratched the back of his head, and asked curiously: "What do you always look at the sky, I think it's strange, is the fragrant hemp related to the sky?" ”

"It's very imaginative," Xie Fangtou asked, making it difficult for people not to laugh. "Fangtou, hemp can have something to do with the sky, maybe the Weaver Girl Sister who the Cowherd thinks about day and night really needs your fragrant hemp to weave cloth."

Xie Fangtou and Song Xiaoxun also laughed inexplicably, laughing and laughing, Song Xiaoxun reacted and laughed even harder. After a while, I saw that everyone couldn't laugh, so I proposed: "The sky and the kite should have something to do with it, but today's wind is also taking advantage of the holiday to have a tryst with my lover, so I don't want us to fly a kite." If you don't think you're having enough fun, let's have some fun talking about blowing. ”

"Don't talk about Cuicui!" Xie Fangtou reacted, and quickly explained: "That's what everyone makes fun of me, how can I have that kind of relationship with the old repeater fat girl in the class?" ”

"Huh," Song Xiaoxun patted Xie Fangtou's buttocks, and said happily: "Cuicui, fat girl, you are so numb, what are you doing to hide it, worrying that we will have red eyes?" ”

"Hey," Xie Fangtou grinned, not only did not get angry, but showed off: "Cuicui is actually quite good, although I don't have that kind of relationship with her, she often gives me her little buns to eat." ”

I thought about this ready-made topic, and I couldn't help people if I didn't ridicule it, so I said quietly: "I've eaten everyone's little buns, and I dare to say that it doesn't matter?" But it's not good for you to eat people, and you have to let people eat something of yours to feel comfortable and happy. Xie Fangtou didn't think about it, so he replied honestly: "I understand this truth, but I can only go to school hungry every day, where can I have something to eat for others." ”

"It's not difficult to solve this problem, the key is whether you want to or not." As soon as I finished speaking, I looked like I had a clever plan. Xie Fangtou probably had been bothered by this problem for a long time, and when he heard me say this, he said eagerly: "Hai Liu, if there is a way, you can say it, I beg you, okay?" I laughed in my heart, there is no way to think about it, you want to benefit in vain, that can't be done, so I amused: "Then you tell us first, when does Cuicui usually give you small buns to eat." ”

"Well, this ......" Xie Fangtou seemed to have something unspeakable, and he was silent for a while before he asked softly, "You have to know before you can say it?" This made me entangled, so I replied in a sentence that could be understood by both words: "I have always hated the difficulty of strong people the most, you don't have to say it, you think about it separately, maybe you can come up with a better way." ”

"This ......" Xie Fangtou was silent for a moment, blushing and embarrassed, "I'll tell it anyway." Whenever my hungry belly rumbled at the end of the third class in the morning, Cuicui's eyes hinted at me and went with her to a place where no one could see; Each time, she took out a small bun wrapped in a handkerchief from her arms, asked me to touch it first, and then gave it to me in half. Sometimes it's sugar buns, sometimes it's meat buns, but not every day, just three times a week. ”

"Be content, Fangtou, you can eat three times a week, Cuicui may be even hungrier than you."

"That's right, Hai Liu, I won't tell you, half a bun, she swallowed it in two bites like me." Xie Fangtou excitedly imitated the appearance of eating steamed buns.

"Wow," Song Xiaoxun shouted envy and jealousy: "Swallow buns, I'm so happy, why can't this kind of good thing be my turn!" ”

"Fangtou, there are many hungry gurgling in the class, but Cuicui only cares about you, which is a good thing; I don't think Cuicui will mind if you choose to continue eating her little buns, and will be happy that you choose to give her food, I just want to make sure that you really want to. ”

Xie Fangtou just wanted to know the "high move" as soon as possible, and as soon as my voice fell, he said anxiously and expectantly: "I'm in a hurry, you just say what to do, if you continue to eat like this, I feel very uneasy and unpleasant!" ”

"I want to be fast, too, but after eating other people's small buns, it should be reasonable in my heart, how can it be very unpleasant?"

"What I said is true, Hailiu, I swear, every time I think about it before eating the buns, I have to drool, but after eating it, I regret it very much, as if I was taking a bite, Cuicui screamed: Fang Tou eat my little buns!" After Xie Fangtou finished speaking, both eyes moistened.

I smiled and said humorously, "It looks like you've put people on buns now." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Xie Fangtou's eyes widened and he asked two or three times in a row.

"Am I not making it clear?" I smiled at Song Xiaoxun and motioned for him to explain.

"What a square head!" Song Xiaoxun felt that he had won a great honor, and cleared his throat before he said loudly: "The teacher asked you to study hard, but you want to learn to ride a pig, do you regret it?" The meaning of Hailiu is that you have fallen in love with the person who gave you the little bun to eat. ”

"Wronged, wronged, Hailiu, you can quickly say how to save people from the sea of suffering, please, I'm going crazy!" Xie Fangtou is really persistent to the extreme.

"Well," I could no longer bear to look at the pitiful appearance of people, so I began to tell the truth: "Listen, there are two ways, one easy and one difficult, but both can solve the fundamental problem." Method 1: Every morning after the third class, you quickly go to a teacher's house to drink a large scoop of cold water. ”

"Why do you want to drink cold water?" Xie Fangtou scratched the back of his head and looked at me stunned.

"I don't understand, do you?" I smiled and said with a pun: "When you are full of cold water, will you still get old and think about the two kinds of buns on Cuicui's body?" Anyway, if you eat it and regret it, you won't be able to taste it as it was, so it doesn't matter if it's warm or hot, it's better not to eat it. ”

"Oh," Xie Fangtou just showed a satisfied expression, and immediately said with embarrassment: "There are three teachers who live in the school, but their water is brought from the Qingshui River more than two miles away, and even they are not enough to ask for it." ”

"Then you can bring a bottle of water from home to school to drink."

"It's a good idea, but I only have two glass bottles in my house, one for kerosene and the other for dichlorvos, and if you drink the water in this bottle, you will die." After Xie Fangtou finished speaking, he put his ten fingers together and said, "Please tell me the second method quickly." ”

"Method 2, it's too difficult, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it, and it's useless."

Xie Fangtou was afraid that I would change his hexagram, and begged pitifully: "You are a good person to the end, as long as I stop eating other people's buns for nothing, I can do it, please, tell it quickly." ”

"You're right." I took a deep breath in order to make a jade vibranium sound: "Cuicui told you to eat steamed buns, don't shirk, when she took it out of her arms and let you touch it, you quickly covered her hands, and said affectionately, Cuicui, please don't divide it anymore, I beg you on behalf of this belly, eat the half that you want to take care of it, it can be regarded as a square head to honor you!" ”

"Ha," Song Xiaoxun teased unabashedly: "Hailiu, such a smart person as Xie Fangtou still needs you to teach?" He is like a wolf every day with an empty belly to seek love! ”

I saw Fang Tou's face twitch and whitewash, knowing that he couldn't stand Song Xiaoxun's bluntness, saying that he was a "hungry wolf" to deceive pity and sympathy, so I took the opportunity to remind: "Yo, it's not too early, it's time to go home and do your homework, which of you two will help me get a kite?" ”