Chapter 100: Pretending to be stupid and stunned
86_86041 "Alas! Lu Hui sighed, sat down in the rattan chair, and complained: "Why else, he has nothing to do, when he entered the door, he saw that I was talking to Chen Jing, he was not satisfied, he just came in and reprimanded me, saying that I had no sense of responsibility at all, I only cared about picking up girls, and I didn't even find out that he drove into the company, if a stranger entered, I didn't know when the company building was demolished." You said that how can Shen Zhigou be so shameless, didn't he just say a few words? Need......! ”
"Stop, stop," it turned out to be this, Mu Yi didn't have time or interest in listening to Lu Hui's complaints, interrupted him, and asked, "Do you know where there are fake certificates?" ”
Lu Hui didn't finish spitting, swallowed it raw, a little uncomfortable, thought about it, and replied: "What's this, there are a lot of phone numbers written on Nanshi Street to apply for certificates, by the way, the nephew of the third aunt is a fake witness, I heard the third aunt say that her nephew opened a typing and copying shop, and saw a variety of documents, seeing that the fake certificate comes quickly, he began to make fake certificates to make money, and has been asking the third aunt to help introduce business." But I don't know where to do it, you can ask the third aunt! ”
"Good!" Mu Yicai patted Lu Hui's shoulder with satisfaction, waved his sleeves, and drove away.
He went back to Wang's house, took off the fake tiger skin, changed into a shirt and slacks, went downstairs and returned to the car, flying all the way, squeaking and stopping in front of the deserted "Lei Yiwan" noodle restaurant.
The noodle restaurant with light business has few customers even at noon and evening, and there is nothing to do at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, Lei Guoqing and Yang Yuhuan are busy people, and they have nothing to do when they are free, one is wiping the already clean table and stool with a rag, and the other is holding a mop to drag the floor tiles that cannot see the dust.
Hearing a 'squeak', I turned around and saw a black car parked in front of the store, thinking that a customer had come to the door, but it was Mu Yi who came out.
"Third uncle and third aunt," Mu Yi walked to the door of the store with a smile, looked at the Lei couple wearing aprons, and said hello, "Third uncle, the ground is so clean, I am reluctant to step on it, hehe!" ”
Lei Guoqing nodded to Mu Yi and asked with a smile: "Mu Yi, have you eaten it?" If you haven't eaten it, why don't you have a bowl? "Mu Yi doesn't even drink soup every time he eats noodles, which is the greatest praise for Lei Guoqing, Lei Guoqing sees it in his eyes and repays him with a good impression.
Yang Yuhuan put down the rag and said with a smile: "Mu Yi, I know that you are coming, Lao Lei just swept the floor to greet him, come in and sit." ”
"Third uncle, I've eaten," Mu Yi walked in, looked at Yang Yuhuan's fat face, and said, "By the way, Third Aunt, I want to get a fake ID card, Lu Hui asked me to come to you, saying that you have a way to help me." ”
"I said why did you come so early today, it turns out that this matter, come, let's talk upstairs," Yang Yuhuan took off his apron and put it on the table, turned around and took Mu Yi up to the living room on the second floor, picked up the phone and called out, and then handed it to Mu Yi.
Mu Yi told the other party that he urgently needed a temporary ID card, the name didn't matter, the age was 25 years old, the address was as remote as possible in the countryside, and after some communication, he used the computer camera in the living room to intercept a photo of himself, which was a little blurry, and passed it to the other party.
Go downstairs and chat with Mr. and Mrs. Lei. An hour later, a tall and thin young man with gold-rimmed glasses, a middle-haired hairdresser, got out of the Mercedes-Benz in front of the store, entered the store, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and shouted to Lei Guoqing and Yang Yuhuan: "Uncle, aunt." ”
Lei Guoqing had a lot of opinions about young people going astray, so he snorted and counted as an answer, and looked at the TV by himself.
Yang Yuhuan glanced at Lei Guoqing dissatisfied, and took the man with glasses to introduce him and Mu Yi. The glasses man is called General Yang, and he has been making false certificates for more than six years, and he is considered a veteran, and the Mercedes-Benz parked at the door is a certificate in exchange.
"Brother Mu, a certificate would have to be sold for 150 yuan, but you were introduced by my aunt, even if you are 50 yuan," General Yang handed Mu Yi an ID card and a business card, and said: "This is my business card, please help introduce business more in the future, I promise not to treat you badly, each one will give you a reserve price of 50 yuan, you sell it for 150 yuan, and a certificate can earn 100 yuan." ”
Mu Yi took the ID card and looked at it, and couldn't help but smile dumbly, the address column was printed in the small mountain village of the Dao Autonomous Prefecture in the lower part of the Western Province, which was very normal and very in line with his own requirements, but just now he asked for a temporary ID card, and the name 'Lin Shi' was directly printed by the man with glasses, but fortunately it was not called 'snack'.
In the spirit that he might have to cheat in the future, he had an in-depth conversation with this counterfeiter named General Yang in a cordial and friendly atmosphere, and decided to deepen their exchanges with each other in the future and welcome a brilliant life together.
Then General Yang received a phone call and left in a hurry.
Mu Yi sighed, Yang Yuhuan and General Yang's two aunts and nephews, one is a concubine and the other is a general, it's really not a family that doesn't have a similar name.
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Honghe Road is the busiest area in the center of Zhonghai City, and the Galaxy Group, which owns a building in this section, is certainly rich. The Galaxy Building was completed and put into use in 98 years, and the building occupies a total of 5,000 square meters with the podium, including the top antenna building is 88 meters high, and there are 18 floors of parking lots underground.
The Galaxy Group uses the top 6 floors and the 2nd floor, and the other 10 floors are all leased out for other companies to use and operate, and a leasing company has been set up to manage the leased floors and other properties.
There were two security guards on duty in the lobby of the building, and when they saw Mu Yi's face, they came to inquire. After Mu Yi explained that he had come to apply for a job, he withdrew his suspicious gaze, asked Mu Yi to register, and let Mu Yi move freely.
The floor diagram on the wall on the right side of the hall is clear at a glance. Mu Yi quickly found his destination this time, the personnel department of Galaxy Group on the 12th floor, and also saw that there was no handwriting on the 16th floor. The 6 elevators in the hall face the gate, the leftmost elevator is in a state of deactivation, there is no floor indicator light on the top, but it does not show the building, Mu Yi guessed that this elevator should be dedicated to Ma Yuanchao.
Press the call button on the wall and watch the red numbers on the door frames of the five elevators jump. After waiting for a while, after the fourth elevator on the left 'ding', the door opened automatically, and after four men and one woman came out, Mu Yi walked into the elevator and pressed the button on the 12th floor. All the way unimpeded, to the twelfth floor, after the "ding" sound, the elevator door slowly opened.
Mu Yi walked out of the elevator and stepped on the marble floor, there are two signs in front of the elevator, the finance department on the left hand side and the personnel resources department on the right. Walking towards the two transparent glass doors in the middle of the right-hand side, I saw more than a dozen male and female white-collar workers burying their heads in front of their desks.
He pushed the door in, looked around, and instantly learned the general layout of the office, but unfortunately, he didn't find the sign hanging the archive room.
The white-collar workers raised their heads one after another, looking at Mu Yi curiously, surprised by Mu Yi's appearance, but no one took the initiative to ask.
At this moment, a door on the left-hand side marked the pantry opened from the inside. A 24 or 5-year-old beauty wearing light makeup, with long dyed millet hair, wearing a white shirt and black skirt, straight calves wearing black, holding a glass teacup in one hand, stepping on black high heels and walking out with the door closed.
When he turned around, he took a sip of tea, and suddenly saw Mu Yi, wearing a wide shirt, which was quite rustic, but he looked very handsome. She was surprised! I took a sip of tea in my mouth and forgot to swallow it for a while, and compared him with my cousin Ma Junjie in my impression, the rustic handsome guy in front of him was less bookish, but very manly. I thought that if this man dressed better, the doctor would be too busy again, because there were many people suffering from nymphoment.
Every time she sees a beauty, Mu Yi's eyes light up, and from the work card hanging on her chest, she knows that her name is Xu Panpan. He wanted to shout a beautiful woman or something when he whistled, but remembered that this time he was a man in the mountains with little knowledge.
With a move in his mind, he shrunk his hands and feet and walked towards Xu Panpan, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, so he said shyly: "Sister! You... Hello, I... I... I'm here for... Looking for a job... Working! ”
'Poof...!' Xu Panpan heard that he, a shy man who was obviously bigger than himself and full of scum, actually called himself his sister? The tea that had not yet been swallowed was sprayed out of the delicate red lips at once, and Mu Yi's chest and face were covered with water.
The beautiful Xu Panpan is the goddess of the male white-collar workers in the office, and when she came out and closed the door, she had already locked her eyes, and when she saw Mu Yi being sprayed with tea, she couldn't wait to replace her and take that sip of tea. The female white-collar workers covered their mouths one by one to eat and laugh, thinking that they were called sister by this hillbilly, and they had to spit and drown him!
Mu Yi didn't expect this result, lowered his head and sniffed, shamelessly stuck out his tongue to add the tea droplets on his lips, and praised: "It's so fragrant!" ”
“…?” Xu Panpan's pink face turned red suddenly, and he took a sip in his heart:
Mu Yi saw it, his heart was happy, he held it hard, blushed, and stammered to explain: "I... I... It's not that ... You... You... Slobber... Shuixiang, I... I mean tea... Tea... The leaves are so fragrant... Fragrant! ”
There are really no three hundred taels of silver here, and everyone can see that Xu Panpan's glass only has boiled water, and there is no tea at all, where does the fragrance of tea come from?
"Giggles", the female white-collar workers couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed in low voices one by one. Some of the male white-collar workers laughed, some envied, some admired, and some breathed fire in their eyes.
Xu Panpan couldn't wait to use duct tape to seal Mu Yi's mouth, since she grew up, she had never been so embarrassed! opened the door behind him, looked at Mu Yi and said, "You... In! ”
Mu Yi was overwhelmed by everyone's laughter, and kept scratching his head like a child who had done something wrong, bowing his head in embarrassment, as if he hadn't reached Xu Panpan's words, standing still in place.
The laughter in the office became louder, Xu Panpan stomped lightly, walked in front of Mu Yi in two steps, took his hand, pulled him into the room, and closed the door with a 'bang', isolating the laughter and various eyes of the male and female colleagues outside.
She put down the teacup in her hand, took out a few tissues from the table, handed them to Mu Yi, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, you can wipe it yourself!" ”
"Oh...!" Mu Yi responded, took the tissue, wiped his face, and said with a smile: "Sister! This... The white paper is so soft... Good... Fragrant! With you... Your hands are as soft as ... Soft! As he spoke, he gently pinched Xu Panpan and held his left hand.
There was something strange in her hand, Xu Panpan hurriedly withdrew her left hand, glad that there were only her and this stupid and shy handsome man in the room. She frowned slightly, no longer blushed, returned to her normal heart, thinking about the scene of Shicai, she herself felt funny, smiled at Mu Yi, and asked, "What's your name?" How do you look silly? ”
"I... My name is Lin Shi! Mu Yi thought it was even more funny, this beauty is not only beautiful, but also very interesting! He continued to pretend, acting a little dissatisfied, and said hurriedly: "I'm not stupid, my teacher said that I was wise and stupid!" It's the smartest in the mountains, and it's the mountains that hinder my development, so I'm out of the mountains now! ”
Xu Panpan was a little surprised, not surprised that Mu Yi's wisdom was foolish, but that he didn't stutter, and said, "It turns out that you didn't stutter!" ”
Mu Yi pretended to be embarrassed to lower his head and secretly looked at Xu Panpan, held his breath again and blushed, and said ashamedly: "I wasn't stammering, I just just... It's just that... It's just that... It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful sister as you, and I'm nervous! ”
Xu Panpan had long been accustomed to hearing all kinds of praise and flattery, but Mu Yi's words and his expression sounded better than any previous compliments! She believed that what he said must have come from the bottom of her heart, because she was usually very satisfied with herself in the mirror when she put on makeup, all kinds of stinky beauty, all kinds of boasting.
She had a good impression of Mu Yi and asked, "By the way, you said you came to look for a job, what kind of job are you looking for?" I remember that the company didn't issue a recruitment notice in the past two days! ”
"Yes! My old cousin said that I was going to recruit cleaners here, and I just came," Mu Yi was a little anxious and said, "My old cousin is a college student, he won't lie to me!" ”
Janitor??? Xu Panpan's eyes widened, it was incredible, a young man wanted to be a cleaner, the important thing was a handsome guy, fortunately, he had always brought contact lenses, otherwise he would have to spend money to buy glasses. Busy and kindly persuaded: "You won't be too good a cleaner... Too condescending? Why don't I help you see if there are any other positions? ”
"No!" Mu Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said: "My teacher said that work is like, and I am a brick for work, where I need to move, I see that there is a great need for cleaners here, so I moved it myself!" ”
Xu Panpan looked at Mu Yi in a daze, this guy is wise and stupid, he is obviously really stupid, this society really has the old antique ideas of decades ago? She wanted to make sure she heard correctly, and asked, "Are you really sure you want to be a cleaner?" ”
As if the cleaner was the first profession in the world, Mu Yi was stupid and said categorically: "Of course, the big husband has nine hats in one word, and what he says is hard to chase!" ”
Xu Panpan shook his head, what a fool! Blind with a good skin. She decided to finish the cleaner's job for Mu Yi, and beckoned: "Okay, Lin Shi, you come with me!" ”
She opened the door, and saw that the white-collar workers were looking at the door one by one, looking at her curiously, she ignored them, knocked on the door of the manager's office of the personnel department with Mu Yi, walked in together, and closed the door smoothly.
The white-collar workers suppressed their voices and talked about it, guessing what was going on