Chapter 311: Go to the Internet café in a hurry
Men's tastes are different, and Ye Jianfeng is not a saint, he just didn't find the other half he liked.
The rugged man also has a gentle side, but the people he left behind are obviously not urban beauties and these women.
"I'm looking for Brother Hu Che. Lao Tzu is not interested in women. Ye Jianfeng snorted, his voice as loud as a dragon bell.
"Ye Mad Dog. What are you arguing about here? Yuan Xindi walked downstairs with a smile, with a little frost on her pretty face.
"Haha. It turned out to be a brother and sister, I came to find Brother Hu Che, what about others? Ye Jianfeng laughed twice. He dared to provoke others, but he definitely didn't dare to provoke the woman in front of him.
Unless it's eating bear's heart and leopard gall.
"Brother and sister. You're a little rude to talk about it. How can we say that we also have a little friendship, don't we? You call me Mad Dog, isn't that big? Ye Jianfeng said with a dark face.
"The ghost is your brother and sister." Yuan Xindi glanced at Ye Jianfeng angrily, and said, "It's convenient for your brother to go to the bathroom, you can wait." "Haha. It's a good thing, and good digestion is healthy. Ye Jianfeng grinned and said: "Brother and sister, you are doing a good job as an urban beauty, you are really a strong woman, it's a pity Guo Lizhi...... Alas, alas, alas..."
Yuan Xindi's eyebrows tightened, this guy is a little difficult to speak, and a breath of anger has been stuck in his throat, and he may explode at any time.
All diseases are related to constipation, as a doctor, Hu Che has an urge to jump into the dung pit, and the dignified Dr. Hu is busy seeing others every day, but ignores his own constipation.
Suddenly, Hu Che fluttered up and thought: "Could this be the legendary world that worries first and worries the world and then the world is happy?" ”
Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself!
Daiseng feelings.
Constipation is a disease, caused by constipation, Hu Che secretly smiled bitterly, every day to refine pills but only ignore this matter, the constipation of ordinary people will naturally occur from time to time.
"It's time to refine some pills when you come back." Hu Che thought as he put on his pants and walked out of the bathroom.
Ye Jianfeng waited downstairs for half an hour, his head was covered with beads of sweat, the women here were like tigers and wolves with thieves in their eyes, he wanted to get angry and was embarrassed, after all, Yuan Xindi was still around.
Ye Jianfeng can treat men with swords, but these women are difficult to deal with, and they can't be scolded or scolded. And suffering.
In fact, he is also very shy in this regard.
It is an iron-clad law that iron-blooded true men will also be melted when they encounter tenderness.
"Hmm...... Oh...... It's so comfortable. Hu Che stretched his waist and came down the stairs, and two big words were written on his face: shameless!
The women of the urban beauties were originally looking at Ye Jianfeng, but as soon as they heard the shameless moan, everyone's eyes focused on Hu Che who walked down from the upper floor.
"Yuan Saosao, aren't you?" Qi Qi looked at Yuan Xindi in astonishment and said, "Wasn't that the one in Ping'an Village just now?" If you toss Brother Hu Che like this, even if his body is beaten with iron, I'm afraid he won't be able to bear it. ”
Qi Qi's words were not loud, but they were particularly attention-grabbing, and at the beginning, the women in the hall were still looking at Hu Che, and when they heard Qi Qi say this, their eyes suddenly focused on Yuan Xindi.
"What do you see? What's wrong with not seeing a beautiful woman? Yuan Xindi glared at the women in the room angrily and said.
"Giggles. Sao, I said that you must have a lot of needs, you have to be kind to Brother Hu Che, if you can't do it, you can buy a basket of cucumbers and put on Durex, the length can be controlled by yourself, why do you bother. ”
"No, no, what if the cucumber is broken? I'm going to the hospital for surgery......"
Ye Jianfeng listened to the conversation of these women in a daze, he had an urge to flee here immediately, and at the same time he was praying for Hu Che, hoping that he could live a few more years.
"Fart, fuck me off." Yuan Xindi scolded angrily: "When will it be your turn to take care of the old lady's affairs?" Tomorrow I'm going to buy a basket of cucumbers and come back to use them, and I'll make a mask for you when I'm done......"
Wow......
Several women made vomiting appearances at the same time.
Hu Che came down upstairs, he didn't know what was going on downstairs, and when he saw these people looking at him one by one, he was a little scared.
What does this do? Don't......
Hu Che didn't dare to think about it, in that case, he would escape immediately, and then find a deserted place to live a happy life.
"Haha. You're finally here, man. It takes so long to go to the bathroom, is the toilet blocked? Ye Jianfeng laughed and stood up and walked to Hu Che's side, and then he took a general look at the women around him, and his voice was much lowered, only he and Hu Che could hear it.
"What's wrong?" Hu Che scratched his head for a while, he also looked around, and thought to himself: "There is no tiger here, what are you running?" ”
"It's fine. Just go briskly. Ye Jianfeng said, grabbed Hu Che's arm and walked directly outside, saying that it was walking, to be exact, it should be running. The women here are all tigers, tigresses.
Ye Jianfeng couldn't stand it, it was something he hadn't encountered, and after getting in the car and hearing Ye Jianfeng's explanation, Hu Che took a long breath and thought to himself, "Is it fresh?" Is it scary? I'm used to it! ”
The car was speeding in Tianshan County, and Hu Che was sitting in the car, and he finally understood what a windy man was.
This is more exciting and ecstatic than a quiet beautiful man.
While being a man with a general style, there is another thing that Hu Che is worried about, that is, where Ye Jianfeng wants to take him, if he really goes hunting, it doesn't matter, his skill in fighting birds is quite reasonable, at least within three meters, he can guarantee that he can't hit himself.
"Brother Hu. You and Guo Lizhi have a lot of grudges. How do you tie the beams? Is it because you robbed his woman? Ye Jianfeng asked with a smile.
Hearing Ye Jianfeng ask about this, Hu Che paused, the grudge he and Guo Lizhi had to do with Yuan Xindi, but it definitely didn't involve robbing women, and he would never do that kind of thing.
Even if it was robbed, it was Yuan Xindi who robbed him, not him who robbed Yuan Xindi.
"Sort of." Hu Che smiled bitterly and asked, "Where are we going?" ”
Hearing this, Ye Jianfeng gave Hu Che a thumbs up and said, "Brother." Come on, brother has your back. ”
"You haven't said where you're going!" Hu Che resisted the urge to raise his fist and beat the kid.
Call you big brother, you're big brother?
"You'll find out when you go." Ye Jianfeng smiled. The accelerator under his feet slammed on, and the car suddenly let out a roar and flew forward.
Ye Jianfeng didn't say it, Hu Che didn't want to ask again, he chose to be at ease when he came, even if he really went to the brothel, he would admit it.
The car finally stopped after speeding in the county seat for nearly half an hour, Hu Che looked around and didn't see any acquaintance, and he wondered what Ye Jianfeng was doing here with him.
"Brother Ye, this is ......," Hu Che asked.
"Go to an internet café." Ye Jianfeng smiled and scolded: "I only discovered two days ago that in addition to making money, playing games is also a good pastime. By the way, brother, will you LOL? ”
Hu Che was completely stunned, feeling that this guy was in a hurry and called himself out just to play a game.
"Yes. Haven't played it. Hu Che smiled bitterly.
"Haha. I'll teach you later. Ye Jianfeng puffed up his chest and swaggered towards the Internet café as if I was a master.
If anyone knew that they saw Ye Jianfeng and Hu Che entering the Internet café and still came to play games, they would definitely drop their jaws, one is the current helmsman of the Ye family, and the other is the hottest young doctor in the county today.
They don't make money, they don't go to the doctor, but they fall in love with the hottest online game LOL.
followed Ye Jianfeng into the Internet café, he was not very unfamiliar with Hu Che here, nor did he reject it, he also went to the Internet café when he was in high school, but it was not for playing games at that time.
"Oops, the paralyzed stone man has a big move to fuck your mother."
"My day, flashed and hit the wall."
"What the are you stupid, the bounty is still going on?"
There was a lot of scolding in the Internet café, and people of all ages were almost playing the same game.
As soon as Hu Che entered the Internet café, he first rolled his eyes, and the huge Internet café was filled with all kinds of smells, mainly the smell of stinky feet.
To Hu Che's surprise, Ye Jianfeng took a deep breath when he entered the Internet café, and shouted loudly to call someone to come to Wuhei.
"Network management. Turn on the machine. Ye Jianfeng walked to the bar and yelled at the network management with a loud voice.
The network manager is a young woman, she looks like she is about twenty years old, and her appearance is also good, she was stunned by Ye Jianfeng's roar, and then Dai Mei locked the lock and scolded: "You want to die if you are so loud." ”
Hu Che stood behind Ye Jianfeng, he really sweated for this female network manager, there are definitely only a handful of people who dare to scold Ye Jianfeng like this in Tianshan County.
Ye Jianfeng's performance made Hu Che stunned even more, his jaw fell to the ground, he didn't get angry, but smiled at the female network manager, and said: "Beauty, even wrong, open two machines, and ask for a private room." ”
The female webmaster snorted, glanced at Ye Jianfeng again, and then went to turn on the machine, she didn't know Ye Jianfeng, after all, everyone's circle is different.
If it is more popular, this female network manager is the toad at the bottom of the well, and she can see a piece of sky the size of a palm.
"Thirty-five, thirty-six." The female webmaster said: "Press the money first." ”
"Okay." Ye Jianfeng fumbled in his pocket for a while, and after a while, he looked at Hu Che with a dark face and said, "Brother, that, I didn't bring any money......"
"...... "What kind of man is this?" Hu Che didn't know how to describe him-
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