Chapter 167: Ziyi I'm sorry, I like Zhiwei One
Xiao Lu, the fiancée from France, is really not an ordinary tough, and even the words "I'm waiting for you to come to me" can be said, which makes not only Xiao Lu himself sweat coldly, but even Li Hao and Lao Ma can't help but be moved. The eyes that looked at Xiao Lu also had a look of admiration.
A woman with a temperament is like a red rose, a woman with a temperament and stunning color is like a red rose with thorns, and a woman with a temperament and a stunning and fierce woman is not comparable to a rose with thorns, it is a time bomb at all!
Because you don't know when this sturdy and beautiful woman will break out and say something that ordinary people dare not say, if she says it when she is out of place, then the man next to her will be moldy for eight lifetimes.
But this kind of **-like woman was conquered by Xiao Lu, and I have to say that the name of the beast in this flower is really not covered.
However, as the saying goes, those with thin skin are afraid of thick skin, those with thick skin are afraid of being shameless, and those who are shameless are afraid of those who have no face. Li Hao thinks that his face is thick enough, but when he thinks that he wants to snatch people from people who are even more shameless than himself, his heart is still full of emotions.
Even Li Hao doubted whether the green hat plan set by the six of them could be successfully implemented, because in front of this woman who couldn't guess what she was going to say next, any possibility would happen.
I was apprehensive, but I couldn't go back on the surface. Li Hao also took A San and a few people, with a surprised smile on his face, and walked in the direction of Xiao Lu.
At this time, Xiao Lu's eyes were even more melancholy, and the gloom on his face could almost wring out droplets, and he looked at the woman opposite him who was smiling faintly, the woman who was about to become his wife.
Somehow, Xiao Lu had a faint feeling of egg pain.
Xiao Lu regretted it a lot, he knew that when the old man ordered this family affair for himself, he shouldn't have coveted this woman's beauty and agreed to date, but now it's okay, and he can't clean it up if he wants to.
He scolded in his heart, isn't he just a woman! No matter how you look, it's the same when you turn off the lights and close the curtains anyway, why do you care so much about your appearance in the first place? Isn't this self-inflicted! At the same time, he also hummed and scolded Li Hao and the others in his heart, "Lao Tzu is almost overwhelmed, and he hasn't come to the rescue, so I'm addicted to drinking tea!"
Just when Xiao Lu frowned and cursed Li Hao and the others in his heart, he saw Li Hao, Ah San, Lao Ma and Yuan Monkey walking towards him, and immediately overjoyed, forgetting that he was still secretly scolding them at the last moment, with an extremely surprised expression on his face, he crossed over Alice's delicate Barbie-like face and locked on Li Hao, who was the leader.
Xiao Lu was surprised: "Lao Li, Lao Ma, Ah San, Yuan Monkey? So coincidentally, you're here too? At the same time, he got up and gave Li Hao a bear hug to each of the four people.
One minute on stage, ten years off stage. This is the same truth, and it's the same all the way to pick up girls, if you want to get her favor in front of your sister, acting is very necessary. Your facial expression must change with the girl's face, the sister is happy, you have to be happy, the sister is sad, you have to be happy, come to smile and comfort, the sister is angry, you have to pretend to be happy and coax her, and Xiao Lu can be called a great master in acting! There are countless women who are bewitched by his superficial expression and fall into his wolf's mouth, and his superb acting skills are also highlighted at this time, and even the fierce beauty Alice on the side can't see his flaws.
Li Hao once joked and said to Xiao Lu: "With your appearance, temperament and acting skills, it is really a big loss for the film industry not to go to Hollywood." In this regard, Xiao Lu said so.
"Cut, how can I do such a thing as acting for ordinary people like me, who is destined to do great things, even if I want to act, I must contribute to the body art of all mankind, so that men and women in the world know the charm of "sex"! Everyone has to surrender to this word! ”
Li Hao said: "Why are you talking about such ambition? Just say that you want to play an actor. ”
Since that day, Xiao Jiujiu in his heart was exposed by Li Hao, Xiao Lu began to attack thousands of women and test his acting skills!
At this moment, a trace of surprise appeared on Li Hao's face, and then with a very smile, he said to Xiao Lu: "Yes, I was invited by Old Man Lu, what about you?" ”
Xiao Lu lowered his bitter face at the moment: "What do you say, what else can I do here, do business." As he spoke, he glanced at Alice, but first he saw Alice's star-like eyes also glance at her, and quickly turned his head away from her.
And Alice's pair of starry eyes moved to Li Hao's body, stayed for a long time, and finally a mysterious smile appeared on her face. With his eyes narrowed slightly, he took the lead in standing up, stretched out his white wrist, and said to Li Hao, "Hello, sir." ”
Li Hao was surprised, he didn't expect that Alice, a woman, would take the initiative to say hello, and a trace of surprise flashed in Xiao Lu's eyes on the side, he knew very well the temperament of this fiancée from France, no matter how enviable the opposite sex he was not familiar with, even if the appearance was Pan An alive, in Alice's eyes, it was almost the same as a stone on the ground. Not to mention taking the initiative to greet a person of the opposite sex.
Could it be that Lao Li knows her?
This is the question in Xiao Lu's mind.
Although Li Hao was surprised, he immediately recovered, and also stretched out his hand to grasp the white and smooth hand, and smiled: "Beautiful*, who are you?" Then he turned his head to look at Xiao Lu.
The purpose is to introduce Alice by Xiao Lu's mouth, although Li Hao and his party already know Alice's identity.
"Lao Li, Lao Ma, Ah San, and Yuan Monkey, she is my fiancée, Alice." Xiao Lu introduced helplessly, with a little wry smile.
Li Hao still smiled, he knew the etiquette of people in the upper class, and he could even be said to be an expert, because he often dealt with celebrities when he was in the Yanliu Imperial Capital.
"Alice*, your name is nice." Li Hao said.
Then Li Hao introduced the old horses in the back again.
After the introduction, Alice stretched out a hand in front of everyone, shook it with the old horses, and still greeted them politely.
The expressions on the faces of Yuan Monkey and Lao Ma were still the same as before, they didn't smile, they just said "hello" expressionlessly and then stopped talking, while Ah San turned into a pig brother and stared at Alice.
Alice didn't care, and after shaking hands politely, she continued to sit down, and invited Li Hao and his party to sit down.
"I've also heard Lu talk about you, I think it's very interesting, I want to meet, if Mr. Li doesn't mind, let's eat together at tonight's banquet, we will all be friends in the future."
"It's tea time, Mr. Li, what do you need to order, I'll call the waiter?" Alice was like a hostess, her voice clear and magnetic, like a spring in the mountains, tinkling.
Then she called the waitress to order.
Because it's afternoon tea, the columns in the menu are all tea and pastries. Alice asked for a cup of lemon tea, while Li Hao asked for a glass of Bloody Mary, I don't know why, since the night he met Zhou Feifei, Li Hao has fallen in love with the cocktail of Bloody Mary.
When it was Xiao Lu's turn to order, Xiao Lu suddenly coughed and said in a very soft voice, "I want a cup of Yoremi." ”
The waiter was stunned at first, but when he reacted, he stammered and asked, "This gentleman...... You...... What do you want? ”
"I want a Yoremi, strawberry-flavored."
Xiao Lu repeated it again, still the kind of soft voice, like the kind of voice that a woman lowers her voice.
As soon as Li Hao saw Xiao Lu's posture, he knew that he was going to use a killer weapon: the 'man man' plan!
If this trick fails, he loses everything, and he obediently accepts the fate of marriage.
Li Hao is quite familiar with this scene, and everyone in Corning is like this. (Kangning, commonly known as a psychiatric hospital in Ningbo, also has another name: brain hospital)
Alice frowned slightly, and her eyes were already unkind when she looked at Xiao Lu, with a thin hint of anger.
Xiao Lu pretended not to see Alice's eyes, but glanced at Li Hao, Lao Ma, Ah San and Yuan Monkey.
The meaning is obvious: Lao Tzu has been allowed to be the party of the 'male man', which of you is the one who will come to attack!
Seeing that the four of them didn't react, Xiao Lu was anxious, continued to look at him, and finally glared.
The meaning is even more obvious: you should hurry up and decide, Lao Tzu is in a hurry! Who's going to do it?
Yuan Monkey looked at his Japanese* manga again, the old horse was pretending to sleep, Ah San's eyes were wandering, and he was whistling on his mouth, as if he was enjoying the scenery outside the window.
Xiao Lu's eyes almost burst into flames: Ya said that the killer was a "man", but now that Lao Tzu has come to act, why didn't anyone jump out! Let Lao Tzu act alone!
Li Hao sighed helplessly, thinking to himself: Alas, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell.
"Waiter, I don't want my Bloody Mary, bring me a cup of Yoremi, I want a fragrant flavor."
Li Hao's words were not shocking, and everyone's reactions were different.
Xiao Lu cast a grateful gaze, Alice's eyes narrowed slightly, and unconsciously swept a trace of essence, Lao Ma's eyes opened, Yuan Monkey put away the * comics, and Ah San's wandering eyes no longer looked out, and the whistle on his mouth stopped.
The one who reacted most violently was the poor waiter, who stood there dumbfounded, with a mouth big enough to fit seven or eight eggs, and asked Muna.
"First...... Sir, you need to ...... What the?? In the words, there is not only surprise, but also grievances.
I'm just a little waiter, ordering and delivering food! Why are you playing with me like this?! These two people are neurotic, where did this kind of hotel come from, and choose the most matching style!