Chapter 233, Uncle, I Was Wrong

Seeing Brother Pao's crying face, shouting in his mouth Don't Don't, and begging constantly, looking like a chrysanthemum was about to be exploded, Fang Mutian was speechless, and he couldn't wait to find someone to blow him up.

"Don't? Why not? Fang Mutian raised his eyebrows and said, "If I don't cut off your hands and feet, my mood won't be better, this is not easy to do." ”

When Brother Pao heard this, his face suddenly turned green, his eyes turned gray, and he said, "I can think of other ways for you to make your mood better." ”

"Oh? Then tell me what you are going to do to make my mood better, and if you don't work, I'm going to wipe out all your limbs, no, all five limbs. Fang Mutian said curiously.

"I'll find you a woman, find a sexy and beautiful, absolutely first-class woman to play with you, their kung fu in bed is amazing, your mood instantly improves, and you want to fly double, three fly, how many flies are no problem, uncle, what do you think?" Brother Pao said.

Fang Mutian couldn't help but feel moved in his heart, double flying, three flying, and even flying more, this is a very fun game, and he hasn't played it yet, this stupid fork's suggestion made him quite excited.

However, Fang Mutian was also a little unhappy, and he wanted to slap him to death, didn't this stupid fork see Xu Xinyan present? How could you say it to her face? You don't know to tell me secretly? If Xu Xinyan saw that she agreed to him, in her eyes, wouldn't she be the same as Xu Jie, and become a nasty embryo? How can you keep your perfect image?

Although he was very reluctant in his heart, Fang Mutian still pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring, pointed at Xu Xinyan and said, "I have her, do I need other women?" ”

Brother Pao glanced at Xu Xinyan and said cautiously: "Uncle, I can see that this woman of yours is still a chick, her skills are definitely not good, how powerful is the kung fu on a chick bed?" And there are some things you have to teach her, you know, the women I found for you, their skills are absolutely nothing to say, including your desire to die, and you are in a good mood after playing. ”

"Shut up, rascal!" Xu Xinyan was trembling with anger when she heard it on the side, and she couldn't wait to use a knife to chop up this obscene embryo that seemed to be a cuckold.

This bastard compared himself with those women once, and even said that his skills are not good, why is my technology not good? How do you know my technique isn't working? Although I'm still a virgin, I've watched a lot of small movies, learned so many things, and I'm so smart, can't I apply what I've learned?

Then, Xu Xinyan glared at Fang Mutian angrily and said, "Stinky rascal, you make it clear, when will I be your woman?" ”

"I'm just talking about it, and besides, I don't really want you." Fang Mutian pursed his lips, feeling very refreshed. I'm just going to disgust you, didn't you hide on the sidelines and watch the excitement before?

Besides, you woman is so ruthless and unrighteous, I don't want it, if you really become my woman, you don't know that you sold me that day.

Xu Xinyan was mad, her eyes were about to burst into anger and glared at Fang Mutian, and she also felt a sense of grievance in her heart.

Fang Mutian turned a blind eye to Xu Xinyan's anger and said to Brother Pao: "Your method is not good, stretch out your hand, and I'll cut off your hand first." ”

Brother Pao was frightened by the chrysanthemum, almost lost his urine and urine, and hurriedly begged: "Uncle, my uncle, my grandson is wrong, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, I shouldn't come to disturb you, you just raise your noble hand and let your grandson go, grandson will never dare again." ”

Fang Mutian glanced at him and said, "It's good to know that you're wrong, I'm afraid you don't know that you're wrong, but since you have done something wrong, you have to be punished, I don't want your limbs, let's change to something else." ”

When Brother Pao heard this, he was overjoyed, damn it, it's not easy, his hands and feet were finally saved, and the heavier one was the second child, if the second brother was gone, the birds would not have to play in the future, and he hurriedly said: "As long as the uncle doesn't cut off my hands and feet, I will do the other things." ”

Fang Mutian looked at Brother Pao, who was seriously guaranteed, and said with a smile: "Really? ”

Looking at Fang Mutian who was chuckling, Brother Pao's chrysanthemum tightened again, although the other party's smile looked very easy-going and harmless, but it made him feel as if a demon was smiling at himself, no, he was a demon, which made Brother Pao's scalp numb, and there was a chilling feeling in his heart.

Brother Pao stubbornly said: "As long as you don't destroy my body, uncle, everything else is fine." ”

Fang Mutian nodded and said, "In this way, if you kneel on the ground and shout three times, 'Uncle, grandson is wrong', I will spare you for not having long eyes today." ”

Brother Pao's face turned purple suddenly, he really didn't destroy his body, but this bastard was even more ruthless this time, he was trying to destroy his spirit.

Although when he begged for mercy just now, he kept shouting uncle, and the uncle shouted a lot, but he really made him kneel on the ground, shouting like this, it was worse than killing him.

He is a person with an identity, although this identity is not very bullish, but no matter how you say it, it is also the head snake of this area, in front of his little brother, kneeling on the ground, calling himself grandson, and shouting uncle, if he really does this, what kind of face will he have in the future?

"You'd better cut off my hands and feet." Brother Pao glared at Fang Mutian angrily and said.

He let himself out, let himself be so embarrassed, it is better to cut off his limbs and come out to mix by himself, face is much more important, otherwise, how can there be any majesty in the future? And he firmly believed that Fang Mutian didn't dare to really do it, it was very likely that he was just scaring him.

Chop off your hands and feet, is it so easy to chop? You think you're drinking plain water?

Do you think I'm scared? I've seen a big scene, and you want to scare me with your little trick? Am I that bluffing?

After figuring it out, Brother Pao suddenly hardened, of course, it was his attitude that hardened, not his dick. And I also regret it a little in my heart, and I am annoyed that I really didn't think of it before?

Brother Pao glared at Fang Mutian angrily, he was very angry in his heart, this bastard was so hateful, he actually took advantage of himself so much, he called him a lot just now, uncle, he suffered too much.

It would be good if you thought from the beginning that this bastard was scaring yourself, and you wouldn't let him take advantage of yourself so much, but you wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu suffered a loss today, and you must pay it back a hundred times in the future.

Dare to let Lao Tzu kneel and shout 'Uncle, I was wrong', this bastard, Lao Tzu must let you kneel in front of Lao Tzu, shout Uncle and shout until Lao Tzu is satisfied.

Fang Mutian looked at Brother Pao in front of him in surprise, he had to beg him to let him go, but he didn't expect his attitude to harden all of a sudden, that is, when a man saw a coquettish # woman who was stripped naked, the little brother couldn't beat the speed of the hard.

"Are you sure?" Fang Mutian asked uncertainly.

"Let's do it." Brother Pao affirmed.

Fang Mutian glanced at him seriously, and immediately understood his careful thoughts, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he lifted the foot that was stepping on Brother Pao's chest, and then walked to the side.

Seeing Fang Mutian let go of himself and walked away, Brother Pao almost shouted out in excitement: Look, look, I know that this bastard is just scaring himself, and he doesn't dare to do anything to me, fortunately, Lao Tzu is smart enough, otherwise he will really be bluffed, and he has to be stupid, just like his grandson, kneeling on the ground and shouting stupidly, 'Uncle, I was wrong'.

Hmph, I guessed right, what kind of demon is this bastard? It's just a paper tiger that is strong on the outside and dry on the inside, what's the use of fighting well? As long as it is past today, Lao Tzu is still different, can he play you to death?

The other party didn't dare to do anything to himself, which made Brother Pao who 'guessed right' very proud, however, just when he was about to get carried away with his pride, thinking that he had been frightened just now and should find a few women to suppress his shock, seeing Fang Mutian's actions, his face suddenly froze.

Fang Mutian walked to the place where there was a watermelon knife on the ground, bent down and picked up the watermelon knife, checked it in his hand, and turned around and walked over again with satisfaction.

Plop -

"Uncle, grandson is wrong!"

"Uncle, grandson is wrong!"

"Uncle, grandson is wrong!"

"Uncle, grandson is wrong!"

Brother Pao bounced up from his seat, without the slightest hesitation, without any excessive movements, he knelt directly on the ground and shouted, shouting very seriously, shouting extremely fast. It's as if you were slowing down for a second and you're done playing.

Paralyzed, who said he wouldn't do it? Who said he wouldn't dare to do it? He didn't dare to do it, what was he doing with the watermelon knife? He doesn't cut himself, does he want to use a watermelon knife to perform a knife dance for himself? Want to please yourself and let your adults ignore the villain's faults and let him go?

He didn't believe that Fang Mutian's brain was in water, he was stupid to be kicked by a donkey, looking at Fang Mutian's indifferent expression, he felt that his brain was in water, and he firmly believed that this guy dared to cut himself off 100%.

Brother Pao can't wait to incite himself a few mouths, his mouth is too underwhelming, why are you so stupid? actually threatened the other party and didn't dare to do anything to himself, now it's okay, people are going to cut you with a knife, and I don't know if it's too late to regret it.

His grandmother, she knew this, and just knelt down and shouted, didn't there be nothing? Now it's cool, not only do you have to shout obediently, but I don't know if it's useful to shout.

However, he asked himself to shout three times, and he shouted again, so he should let himself go, right?

At the same time, Brother Pao was very dissatisfied with Fang Mutian in his heart, if you took a knife and put it on my neck just now, what else would I pretend to be an uncle, and I would be a grandson directly, and call you uncle obediently, didn't you dig a pit for me to jump? And he jumped down stupidly.

The fifty people around who were put down by Fang Mutian looked at Brother Pao who was kneeling on the ground and screaming like a fool, and they were completely dumbfounded, but when they saw Fang Mutian holding a watermelon knife, they felt very sympathetic to Brother Pao in their hearts, and they were secretly glad in their hearts, glad that they were not forced to kneel on the ground as a grandson like Brother Pao.

Fang Mutian didn't seem to hear it, walked over, and said coldly: "Stretch out your hand." ”