Chapter Twelve: Funny Girl
There were a few people confronting each other in front of a red car on the side of the road. [Ran^Text^Library] A girl with short hair said, "Who are you?" Robbing my car, you're looking for death. Wang Wei said helplessly, "Miss, we just take your ride, and we will naturally pay you back when we get to the place." "When you were a three-year-old, I've only heard that it's easy to borrow money and it's hard to ask for money." The girl pouted. "What the hell are you going to do, I don't have time to talk to you." "I'm bah~ you deserve to talk to me?" Seeing that the two couldn't get a result from the discussion, Wang Cheng walked next to Wang Wei and said, "Viagra, time is pressing, let's go first." "Well, brothers, get in the car." Wang Wei ignored the girl and waved directly to everyone. The flag owner excitedly ran to the driver's seat and sighed, "I haven't touched the car for a long time, the imported car is different, and it is still a limited edition." Haha, viagra, get in the car, I'm not in a hurry to take you on a wild ride. Wang Wei said, "Haha, my co-pilot, you guys squeeze behind you." Just about to get in the car, the girl pulled Wang Wei and said, "No, I want to follow you, if my car is scratched, I can't afford to sell you." Wang Wei nodded helplessly. The middle-aged man pulled Ximen Wenya and said, "Xiaoya, they may be prison escapees." For your safety, I don't approve of you going with you. "Oh, Uncle Li, isn't there still you, will you take this kind of role in your eyes? I don't believe it. "Xiaoya, this time is different, they..." "Don't say it, get in the car with me." It was difficult for a jeep to squeeze ten people, so everyone asked the co-pilot of Xiaoyadao to squeeze with Wang Wei. The girl stared at Wang Chengzheng and wanted to say something, so she heard, "What are you pretending to be innocent, you, come over and come with me, I'll let you order a seat." I'm still urgent. "What are you fierce, huh." Before the girl squeezed Wang Wei and sat down, the car ran like a bison in heat. The people in the car were staggering one by one, Wang Wei didn't brake on the main paving girl, Wang Wei scolded with red eyes, "Damn, drive slowly." Before he could get up, the girl quickly withdrew her hand and slapped Wang Wei in the face, "Bang~" The crisp sound echoed in everyone's ears. Wang Wei was stunned, and all the people who followed Wang Wei were stunned. Soon the murderous machine filled the entire car. That Uncle Li quietly reached for the miniature pistol on his waist. The car stopped, the girl felt uncomfortable, the hairs on her hands stood up at the speed of her eyes, she had been with Uncle Li for a while and knew that this was called murderous. It was only when a questioning voice rang out that the terrible silence was broken. "Ugly girl, what are you doing?" After all, the girl had seen the big scene, and she was not afraid, and said directly: "Hmph, it's not cool, so I slapped you." "You—" the girl puffed up her chest, "what, do you want to bully a weak woman who is helpless?" Wang Wei was about to speak, and the girl rushed to say, "It's really not a man. "Hmph, I'm too lazy to bother with you. Drive. Wang Wei said to Qin Ming, who was driving. Wang Wei twisted his head to the side. The car sped up again, and the atmosphere was no longer so oppressive. Uncle Li also breathed a sigh of relief, and the girl didn't feel anything wrong and asked, "What are you doing, and where are you going?" "Don't make a noise, be careful that I beat you." "You dare." Suddenly, the dog ran in front of the car, Qin Ming braked suddenly, and Wang Wei's face was attached to the girl's face. The girl slapped again, "I'm grass, you're still addicted to you." I'll hit~" Wang Wei unceremoniously twisted the girl's ears twice. The girl yelled, "Ah~ bastard." I'll kill you. "Shut up, I'll kick you down if you're arguing." The girl looked at Wang Wei and said a little frightened, "You... You have the courage to do this, I, Simon Wenya, have never been the only one who bullied others, and you dared to twist my ears. "Don't be verbose, if it weren't for the fact that you are quite beautiful, I don't want to bird you." What Simon Wenya, I haven't heard of it. Ximenwenya couldn't get angry all of a sudden, "Woo ~ I, I hate you." Woo ~ you... You're not a man. Wang Wei ignored it and said, "Qin Ming played some music, and the noise made me upset." The girl cried louder and louder. Wang Wei smacked his ears and said, "I can't stand it, what do you want." Let's get it straight. The girl smiled slyly and said, "Unless, unless you call me Sister Simon." Otherwise, I'll keep crying into your ears. "Alright, Miss Simon, don't cry." "Well, come on, bring your legs together and I'll lend you your shoulders for a while." Wang Wei reluctantly let her lean on. The people in the back thought that their saliva was drooling. Sanmao laughed quietly, "Viagra, Yanfu is not shallow." Tsk, why can't this good thing be my turn. Wang Wei glared and said, "Be quiet, don't wake up this aunt." She's very beautiful and has a good temperament, but well, we're just meeting in the water. Okay, stop arguing, everyone. He said to Qin Ming again, "When I arrive, Changbai Mountain will call me again." I took a break to prepare for the trials ahead. "Viagra, you go to sleep, I'll call you when you arrive" A few hours later, the car stopped, and Qin Ming said loudly, "Viagra, we're here, wake up." Wang Wei yawned and stretched, "Hey, something is soft." "Eyes glanced" Oh no, it's her next to me, fortunately she didn't wake up" Wang Wei cautiously pulled his hand and suddenly he felt a pair of eyes that were about to breathe fire staring at him, and looked up. Ximen Wenya gritted her teeth and stared at Wang Wei, "Hehe, you're awake." Wang Wei smiled awkwardly. Ah~ I'm going to kill you. Simon Vanya shouted. Everyone woke up. Sanmao asked in a daze, "Viagra, what's going on?" "Hehe, it's okay, we'll get off when we get to the place." Ximen Wenya took advantage of no one to pay attention, "Slap, slap," and shook Wang Wei's palms. Everyone looked at Wang Wei strangely. Wang Wei didn't explain and pushed the girl out of the car, "I'm sorry, these two slaps will be used as fares." Good bye. "Everyone got out of the car. Ximen Wenya shouted: "Wang Wei, if you dare to tell what you just said, I will definitely castrate you." Just when everyone looked at each other, Wang Wei turned around and laughed: "Don't worry, I won't tell others that you are Wangzai's little steamed bun." The little beauty is destined to be there. The crowd burst into laughter. Wang Cheng was even more exaggerated, lying on the ground with one hand, smacking his mouth with one hand, and slapping the ground with one hand, "Hahaha~haha~" Ximen Wenya's face was red and white, pointing at Wang Wei and stomping his feet, "Wang Wei, you bastard." His grandmother's you wait for me. I'll go back and settle accounts with you. You scumbags. I'm bah~" Wang Wei ignored it and said loudly, "Don't laugh, let's go." Not far away, a middle-aged man said to a girl who was still losing her temper, "Xiaoya, let's get in the car, I guess those people should be the protagonists of our visit to Changbai Mountain this time." "Oh? Are you saying they're from Qincheng Prison? No, I've heard that the people there are murderous people. Simon Wenya asked, "Well, that's the way the world thinks." A master wouldn't do that kind of boring thing. They are all murderous and introverted, which shows that they are all real masters. "How does that compare to you?" "Everyone is no longer below me, especially the young man sitting with you, I will have an inexplicable palpitation when I look at his back." "Is it as powerful as you say, do you mean that your Zhongnanhai bodyguards are just using it to scary." While the two were talking, a soldier on the field hurriedly said to several old men, "Report to the chiefs, they have arrived,
The lieutenant colonel asked for instructions. A major general smiled and said, "Haha, it's coming, let's go, let's go to the monitoring room and have a look." Ouyang Zhantian also smiled: "Okay." Then he turned to the soldier and said, "Go and tell the lieutenant colonel that you can start hunting." Wang Wei and the others were still running wildly, and soon Zhang Tao said, "It's not good, someone is coming." It seems that someone is behind us. Wang Wei said, "Don't worry, isn't this the moment we are waiting for?" Wang Cheng scratched his head and said, "No, isn't our mission to hide from the pursuit of a month in this mountain?" "No, it's their suspicions. Later, I think the meeting will be the time to test our strength, since they haven't gathered around yet, it means that we haven't arrived yet. A few old men and some others on the mountain were watching the display screen carefully, and a roar came, only to hear a voice shouting, "Grandpa Ouyang, I'm Xiaoya, come out quickly." The old man came out and looked at the girl with a smile and said, "Little girl, why did you come here?" The girl pounced coquettishly, Ouyang Zhantian hugged him and said, "Grandpa, doesn't the girl miss you." "me, I just came out of my house a few days ago. I don't know what you want to do here, girl? "Haha, grandpa, you're so good, you can guess it." "Let's go, this is the army, don't mess around." "Uh-huh, I'll take notice." The two went in. When the animals saw such a beautiful woman, their saliva flowed all over the ground, and Sun Dongyun said to himself, "The face that is jealous of the sky, the figure that is also confused if the Buddha comes, and the elegant and arrogant temperament." Tsk tsk~ My soul has fallen. "Qi, it's embarrassing." Zhao Fengtian said with a smile. Ouyang Zhantian said sharply: "You two give me a quieter." Suddenly, Ximen Wenya saw the people on the screen, and she scolded regardless of her image: "What a bastard, Grandpa Ouyang, you put more pressure on him." I hate this guy. Ouyang Zhantian said to a few people next to him, "What do you think, do you want to increase it?" An old man laughed, "I've long heard how much you praise him, and I'm in favor of making it more difficult." Old man Ouyang picked up the phone and ordered, "Xiao Li, immediately transfer two battalions to join the examination room." Simon Vanya smiled slyly. Sun Dongyun's eyes are straight underground, I will fight for this woman... While resting, Wang Wei and the others heard the radio: "Candidates pay attention, immediately go to the northwest direction and prepare for the assessment." Wang Wei said excitedly, "Brothers, let's go." When Wang Wei and the others arrived, they were stunned one by one, "Didn't you say that 1,500 people were good?" There are more than 3,000 people, play with me. Wang Wei squinted his eyes and said, "It seems that someone deliberately can't get along with us, I have heard that they didn't want us to participate, hmph, brothers, are you afraid?" The crowd replied loudly, "Don't be afraid, not afraid." "Very good, the flag, the red flag, and the yellow flag follow me to attack from the left, the rest follow Sanmao, and Wang Cheng attacks from the right." "Viagra, let's compare who has more people down." "Haha, yes. Let's go. The lieutenant colonel on the opposite side said, "Arrogant boy. Brothers, beat me hard. The scene was extremely shocking, the battle was quite tragic, Wang Wei put down the three people in front of him and shouted, "Haha, fifty." Sanmao and Wang Cheng replied, "Viagra, we are the seventieth." Come on. "I grass, despise you, you two are unfair to me." "Viagra, we don't dare to compare with you alone, your crazy name is not covered." Some people in front of the display screen were surprised, and some people sighed, "What kind of bullshit crazy, this record is embarrassing to show?" Sun Dongyun said, "Stop arguing, watch it," and time passed in a scream. A few hours passed, and more than 500 people were carried out, when a major general said, "I kind of understand what Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is." "It's really much better than the previous batch. I think the madman you said should be that Wang Wei, his combat effectiveness is really strong. The four people below disagreed. Someone said, "I still haven't been too surprised." Hopefully you can be a little stronger. ”… The last person next to Wang Wei also fell, "Wei... Viagra, come on, don't let them look down on us. "Don't worry, we'll get face back." You're good enough. Let's go down and rest first! At this time, there were only three people on the entire battlefield, and Wang Wei shouted, "Sanmao, you two are moving closer to me, and it's the last time." "Knocked down a few people, and the three of them gasped back to back, "Hu~ Huhu, viagra, let's see who has more people down in the end." "Whew, okay. Let's go" "Ah~" Wang Cheng shouted and put down more than 30 people in a row, and was knocked unconscious by a stick, Sanmao yelled, "Wang Cheng, I'm angry for you, ah~" Sanmao put down nearly 30 people and also fell. Wang Wei saw them fall, lowered his head, and his eyes slowly turned red. The people in front of the display became serious, especially the four people in the back all stood up. Zhao Fengtian said in a low voice, "The demon in his heart has entered his body, it's too bad, he will not be able to control the killing." Sun Dongyun said loudly to the old men with solemn expressions, "Quick, sir, he's about to fall into the devil, stop the exam and let them quit, otherwise he won't think about the consequences when he loses himself." Ouyang Zhantian nodded to the other old men and said, "Just do as Sun Dongyun said." Looking at the screen in front of everyone, everyone ran out like a ghost, and the girl scratched her head strangely, "That boy is really that scary?" "Beauty, he is really terrible at this time." Sun Dongyun didn't know when he walked up to the girl and said softly. "Oh? Who are you? "Hehe, the villain is the same person who came to the exam like him." "Oh, I'll go see him. Good bye. "Okay." Sun Dongyun replied jealously and embarrassedly... Wang Wei was beaten unconscious by anesthesia. By the time he woke up, he was in the hospital. Wang Wei touched his head, "Oops, how did I get here?" It's weird, I can't remember how I got back. Alas! "Are you awake?" The girl asked politely. "Well, why are you here?" Wang Wei looked at the girl and asked. "Can't you figure out why, your test is doubly harder?" The girl said with a chuckle behind her back. "You know." "Hehe, of course I know, I asked Grandpa Ouyang to make it more difficult for you. I said I'd come to settle accounts with you. "It turned out to be you, stinky Sanba, I caused me to be so seriously injured" "You, I'll bear with you." I don't care about you when you get hurt. Wang Wei said politely: "Pour me a cup of hot water." The girl subconsciously went to pour it, and after pouring half of it, she reacted, "You say pour it, who are you, I won't give you water, hum." Wang Wei said helplessly, "Didn't you just touch your chest, as for being so careful, and it's so small that you haven't touched it." "Wang Wei, you bastard." After that, he walked towards Wang Wei and was caught as soon as he raised his hand: "What are you going to do?" Wang Wei said with a smile. Hehe, don't do anything, I want to hammer your back. The girl whispered awkwardly. Ahhh~" "You bastard. The girl shouted. Wang Wei twisted her ears and said, "Hmph, you don't come." Pour me water, or I'll be overwhelmed." "You want to be beautiful, and it is impossible for Miss Ben to serve you." As soon as he finished speaking, he screamed, "Ah~ You're not a man, woo~" "Go and pour water." It's disobedient, isn't it?" said Wang Wei with a smile. "Okay, you let me go. Oops"