Chapter 47 Endorsement

"The Legend of the Fairy Sword" is on fire, unexpectedly on fire. After various media exposed Ling Xiao's comments, the audience who left the table early during the premiere stomped their feet and beat their chests, complaining about why they didn't stick to the end, and then bought a movie ticket to watch the heroine who was commented by Ling Xiao from a professional point of view, kicking her legs and twisting her ass, and sighed "I see, it's true, it's true." ”。

Subsequently, Yiwei's comments were also sorted out and published. It turns out that it is really "one black top and three fans", Yiwei's poisonous tongue is against a strengthened battalion of sailors, so after Ling Xiao's comment that "his butt is injured", "The Legend of the Fairy Sword" was pushed forward again, and the movie was full of repeated screenings.

At the end of the 90-minute movie, the audience's impression is only the heroine's ass and Edgeworth's Lingxiao, and they can't remember anything else.

"The Legend of the Sword and Fairy" continued to be popular, and "Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief" had to jump tickets frequently. Yue Qian has already started writing the script for the second episode, and Ling Xiao is immersed in the robot lab to continue to plague the robots.

Brought a robot, learned the appearance of a robot engineer and dismantled it with various tools, and soon all kinds of screws called Ling Xiao to dismantle the upset, and finally directly used the leak to open, dragged out the circuit inside, broke the bearing, knocked on the air pressure rod, and a robot was quickly dismantled by him.

Looking at the pile of parts under Ling Xiao's feet, Du Lao only felt a pain in his flesh, thinking that if you toss my robot, I will desperately squeeze your paper wrestler. So Du Lao, who regarded paper wrestlers as a baby, no longer cared about the fragility of paper, roasted it with fire, soaked it in water, and bombarded it with particles. As long as there is one arm left, the remaining leg is called piled up and handed over to Ling Xiao: "Warranty!" ”

After using a few pieces of printer paper and a few drops of goose blood to guarantee Du Lao, Ling Xiao felt that he was a little at a loss, so he worked harder to dismantle Du Lao's robot, and Du Lao, who was stimulated by Ling Xiao, tested the paper wrestler even more cruelly. Finally, during a particle bombardment test, a paper wrestler was blasted out of something special and fell into the body of a robot without anyone noticing.

Just when Ling Xiao dismantled the robot and was about to vomit blood in distress, Yue Qian came over, "Someone asked Brother Xiaoyao to endorse!" ”

Someone asked for an endorsement, Ling Xiao is really famous this time, but the agency that asked Ling Xiao to endorse this time is indeed a bit non-mainstream. As an old bathhouse, the public bathhouse has 10,000 chain stores across the country, truly covering every corner of China. With a large customer base, the public bath has maintained its position among the top 500 enterprises in the country for a long time, and is a very powerful and influential group.

Since the formation of the public bath, no one has ever been invited to speak for them, and this time it is really an unprecedented big thing to ask Ling Xiao to speak for them. Not only do they offer a seven-figure endorsement fee, but they are also willing to provide Ling Xiao with a platinum card for public baths, as long as you hold this card, you can take a free bath in public bath chain stores across the country, and rub your back at a 50% discount, and the treatment is not grand.

It's just that the characters on the signboard of the public bath have never caught who to use and never paid for the use of other people's portraits, so how did you remember to ask someone to endorse this time? And so many celebrities are not invited, but they want to name Brother Ling Xiao?

At the unanimous request of Yue Qian and Ling Xiao, the manager of the publicity department of the public bath business finally told the truth.

The cause of the incident still has to start with the "Legend of the Fairy Sword". Since the screening of "The Legend of the Fairy Sword", the passenger flow of the public bath has increased significantly, which aroused the curiosity of the bath directors, so they organized all the employees of the public bath to collectively charter the "Legend of the Fairy Sword", saw the heroine's buttocks, and waited for the last scene of Ling Xiao's appearance.

After being glanced at by the sword fairy played by Ling Xiao, everyone recalled the things they had done that violated their conscience, and felt that there was unspeakable dirt on their bodies, and it was uncomfortable not to wash, so the employees of the public bath collectively chartered a bath.

The reason was found, in order to expand the turnover of the public bath, the public bath chain stores around the country have put Ling Xiao as the first mate of the sword fairy standing outside the bath door, sure enough, people passing by saw the image of the sword fairy Ling Xiao unconsciously turned into the bath, the popularity of the bath reached a point of difficulty in a short period of time, and the ranking of the public bath rose sharply, and there was a trend of impacting the world's top 500.

The public bath made money, of course, I didn't dare to forget Ling Xiao, especially this time the public bath is not like the previous signboards, the infringement can not be appealed and cannot be implemented, now they are using Ling Xiao's portrait uniformly, afraid that Ling Xiao will sue them and withdraw their photos, this time they took the initiative to directly ask Ling Xiao to endorse.

I see, the treatment of free bathing and rubbing at half price is indeed tempting. Thinking about the hundreds of thousands, millions of mortals who want to face themselves sincerely and recite their names from their hearts, Ling Xiao feels that this reward is really too rich.

The delighted Ling Xiao was about to agree to the endorsement of the public bath, but Yue Qian preemptively refused: "This kind of endorsement is too grassroots, which is not conducive to your future development in the high-end market, I position you as a kung fu superstar, but once it is rumored that you are the endorsement of the bathhouse...... It's not that I look down on the bathhouse industry, but most people are very snobbish, which will affect the image you have already established in the hearts of the audience, just like a two-person actor, no matter how popular he is, he can only linger in the middle and lower classes of the entertainment industry. ”

Ling Xiao couldn't help but hesitate, the power of faith in front of him was indeed tempting, but his target was the global market.

The manager of the public bath has already thought of the possible outcome: "I do know the particularity of our industry, everyone can't do without it but they all look down on it, and Mr. Ling's refusal is understandable, so I will leave." ”

"Who said I refused?" Ling Xiao said, he ignored Yue Qian's constant eyes and said: "Bathing in ancient times is a very sacred thing, washing the body, washing the soul, everyone sees each other naked, there is no distinction between high and low, it is the most equal place in society, I feel very honored to speak for this kind of sacred place, I decided that the public bath can use my portrait, and I don't charge you a penny." ”

No money! Yue Qian sighed: "When the IQ of the gods is really high, in this way, the endorsement will change from a profit to a public welfare nature, and it is simply a lifting of Ling Xiao's image, even if it is like black, it is impossible to say it." And with the customer base of the public bath, Lingxiao's fame will spread again, which is really a win-win situation. ”

So Ling Xiao officially became the spokesperson of the public bath, and gave them a "love bath, pay attention to hygiene, public bath, top quack!" Copywriting.

Everyone was happy.

The public bath officially launched a signboard with the image of Lingxiao Sword Fairy, and other baths followed suit, so there was a bathing craze in Huaguo. Some unknown special bathing centers, seeing that the bathhouse hung a portrait of Ling Xiao after the business was so hot, so they also launched the image signboard of Ling Xiao Fairy Sword, but they found that the guests did not come, and the police came. It turned out that the special attendants in the bathing center felt that their current behavior was dirty after seeing Sword Immortal Lingxiao, and they all ran to the police station to turn themselves in.