This slap was earth-shattering.

The university professor was stunned, and the sturdy man who was going to give Zhang Lang a head before was also stunned.

And Su Lei and the others, including the five or six-year-old boy and his mother, were stunned.

What the hell is going on?

Didn't Zhang Lang try his best to stop everyone before, but in the end, Zhang Lang took matters into his own hands.

"We can't beat him to a slut, we have to slap him in the face!" Zhang Lang explained, and slapped the left side of the university professor's face with his left hand.

Syllable.

Following this university professor, after making three turns from the right, he made three more turns from the left.

Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, fart ~ strand twist, neck twist.

This Divine Comedy, which was once all the rage in China, may explain what is happening at this moment.

Seeing this cheap university professor being beaten to the point of being inhuman, there is no need to mention the joy in everyone's hearts.

In fact, Zhang Lang slapped him twice.

But the university professor shouted.

"Someone's killed!"

"Someone is going to die."

"Oh my God, is there a king in this world?"

"Aren't people like you afraid of retribution?"

"Love, love is gone, what about justice?"

……

It's a pity that to the shock of this university professor, none of the more than a dozen people present "avenged" themselves, and most of them had a happy expression in their eyes.

At this time, a young man came to mock the university professor.

"Hehe, didn't you say before, we're all going to die here, since that's the case, even if someone throws the scum of your society in the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal to feed the fish, no one will object!"

"Yes, yes, the retribution you are talking about, that is, you are a bad person who has been retributed, you are still a university professor in vain, and you actually colluded with that person called Li Wenjiang before, if I listened to you, we would all be a corpse now." One of the women spoke fairly.

"Justice, justice is of course in the hearts of the people, do people like you still have the face to mention justice?" Su Lei was very unhappy with this university professor.

In her opinion, this person is, to some extent, even more annoying than Li Wenjiang, the fly of that society.

The university professor's name is actually Li Hanqing, and his relationship with Li Wenjiang is neither good nor bad.

The two actually have a blood relationship within five suits.

That's why he turned to Li Wenjiang before.

It's just that Li Hanqing didn't expect that after making trouble for a long time, he would become a nasty ghost.

Originally, it was only his own evil that led to such a consequence, but Li Hanqing actually attributed the root cause of such a consequence to Zhang Lang.

In his opinion, if Zhang Lang hadn't "competed" with him before, then he should get along well with everyone now.

Especially during this annual vacation, he likes a girl very much.

I think that when he was in college, his name of destroying the Holy Hand of Flowers was not called for nothing.

I can now take down that proud golden flower.

But I didn't expect that after being "sideways" by Zhang Lang, that girl no longer looks at herself properly.

There is no doubt that the great cause of cauliflower has naturally come to naught.

Thinking of this, Li Hanqing's heart was full of depression and indignation.

Fuck ......

Thinking that I had worked the boat to catch a big mermaid, now it's okay.

Not only were the hooks eaten, but even the mermaids slipped away.

And the girl named Mu Xinran, who was being remembered by Li Hanqing, was looking at Li Hanqing with disdain at the moment.

Originally, Mu Xinran liked to travel and also liked knowledge.

So when I met a professor at a famous university, I was naturally very happy.

So it's very kind to ask questions.

It's just that things turned out like this.

The quality of the professors at this university is so low.

So looking at Li Hanqing's appearance, Mu Xinran even wondered if the quality of university recruitment in Huaguo had dropped to such an outrageous level in recent years?

Since such things happened, Mu Xinran naturally despised Li Hanqing.

When everyone was at a loss, Zhang Lang was also at a loss, and he worked with everyone to find a way.

But after thinking about it, I can't think of any good way.

There is water here, but although Zhang Lang said that Gu Wu's ability value is very strong, he is half a landlubber.

I learned to swim on Mt. Mikami.

It's just that Zhang Lang just turned into a half-hung man in the end.

He can use the method of non-ventilation to drain about ten meters of water, but then, he can't breathe, which means that he can say that he can finish the time......

Now Zhang Lang thinks that if he can swim, then it is also a very good way to take advantage of the time when the terrorists have not cleared up to the side of the ship, and pick up the shore by himself.

However, the prerequisite for this method is that the plan has been vetoed.

Suddenly, Zhang Lang silently noticed something.

When he looked up, he saw that the university professor had pulled out a small explosive/powder from his purse.

"......" Zhang Lang has 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, good guy, what is this thing, holding a small thing similar to a detonator/tube, he actually passed the layers of security checks of Huaguo Ferry.

"Beware, he's a college professor who teaches explosives/drugs, damn it, you bastard!" Mu Xinran was very surprised.

No matter how much she thought about it, she couldn't have imagined that a university professor could be so mad.

I even want to do something like detonating ~ bombs.

There was no room for it, Li Hanqing took the explosives/medicine and threw it directly in the direction of Mu Xinran.

While throwing it back, he smirked: "Hahaha, little~, I originally wanted to throw it away after playing with you, but now I will be killed directly, die together, hehe, you all have to die!" ”

Li Hanqing said as he took out more small fried ~ bombs from his pocket.

"Everyone, quickly lie down!" Zhang Lang directly wanted to say to Li Hanqing in his heart, Cao Nima, you traitor, this is tantamount to saying that the enemy has not yet appeared, and the people of his own family have already begun to rebel.

Fried ~ bombs are like small pebbles one by one, full of fairies scattered flowers.

Zhang Lang flew up and kicked away the bomb that was facing Mu Xinran, and then stopped Mu Xinran, turned his body sideways, and after avoiding the bomb~ bomb, he patted his right hand lightly.

Bang bang bang.

These dozen or so small bombs~ were directly swept away by Zhang Lang as if they were cleaning!

Thundered.

There was a muffled sound like thunder underneath the water.

Obviously, the bombs have exploded.

But unfortunately, these explosive ~ bombs exploded in deep water and had limited capabilities.

And the Minnesota is not a simple ferry, it is a very huge ~ large ferry, and the small whirlpools generated in the water cannot help it at all.

"Uh......" Li Hanqing was stunned.

That's something.

He wanted to die, he wanted to kill people, this kind of thing that seemed very simple to him before, he couldn't do it.

"Good!"

"Well done, young man!"

"Big brother, you're awesome."

"Oh my God, Mr. Zhang Lang is so skilled."

Everyone praised and clapped their hands to celebrate Zhang Lang.

Fang Cai Zhang Lang seemed to be an acrobat, spinning three hundred and six free falls in the air and sweeping the bomb~ bomb, and then saved Mu Xinran's scene, which made everyone's eyes light up.

Su Lei also followed everyone's words, and even shouted, "Zhang Lang is good, I love you!" ”

Of course, the sound was too loud for anyone to pay attention to.

Besides, everyone basically knows that Su Lei is Zhang Lang's girlfriend, and even if they do, they won't say anything.

It's just that the next thing, everyone is secretly happy.

I saw that the fresh beauty named Mu Xinran actually leaned on Zhang Lang and raised her feet, which directly scented Zhang Lang's face.

"Zhang Lang, big hero, thank you for saving me, if you don't have a girlfriend, you can find me to be your girlfriend." After speaking, Mu Xinran ran ran away with a red face.

Whoa.

There was a strange cry from the crowd.

At this time, Su Lei, who is Zhang Lang's "genuine" girlfriend, naturally came out as a person and presided over justice: "It's a pity, Zhang Lang is already a person with a girlfriend." ”

Su Lei said as she hugged Zhang Lang's arm tightly and announced her right to belong.

"Ahhh

"Wow, Mr. Zhang Lang, if you don't have a girlfriend, I'm willing to be your girlfriend."

"Oh, it's a pity, Zhang Lang actually has a girlfriend, otherwise I can too!"

"Ho ho ho, Zhang Lang, if it weren't for the fact that my aunt was married, I could also be your girlfriend."

After Zhang Lang heard this, he looked at the aunt who was the age of the aunt, and immediately shook his head with a wry smile, Auntie, just let me go, you still go and scourge those uncles.

"Zhang Lang, whether you have a girlfriend or not, I don't mind, you can treat me like anything."

In this materialistic world, what is most lacking is an urban hero like Zhang Lang.

What's more, every girl has a heroic dream in her heart.

Therefore, the appearance of Zhang Lang undoubtedly makes up for this for everyone.

Listening to this declaration as if it was a declaration to Su Lei, several big men began to scream.

And after Su Lei heard this bold words, she couldn't help but loosen the arm holding Zhang Lang......

God, even the open-minded Su Lei can't imagine how happy it is to have three wives and four concubines in this modern country of China.

It's definitely against the law.

Su Lei is a staunch supporter of monogamy.

Zhang Lang smiled and agreed, and did not answer whether to agree or not.

When Li Hanqing saw this scene, he was so angry that his teeth itched.

Good guy, what you can't get by yourself, this Zhang Lang can get anything.

She not only got the fragrant kiss of Mu Xinran, the cold kaolin flower, but even got the embrace of all the young women present.

And what about yourself?

Now it's just a clown.

No, I still have that thing!

Thinking of this, Li Hanqing took something and threw it at Zhang Lang.

Everyone was in the joy of being born again, and no one was paying attention.

Zhang Lang instinctively took it, lying in the groove, blowing up ~ bombs, and sticking to his hands!