Chapter 616: Kitchen God

Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadow becomes a trio.

Standing under the moon and coaxing the sisters and brothers to sleep, Menglu sat alone on the windowsill and looked at the bright moon in the night sky. The goblet is in his hand, I don't know if the wine is easy to get drunk, or he is lacking, wearing pink pajamas, revealing pink fragrant shoulders, leaning on the windowsill, his charming face is light, and his perfect side face is so beautiful that time stands still at this moment.

"It's good to be home."

Slightly drunk, Menglu's face was crimson, like a proud peony, leading the way.

"yes, it's nice to be home."

The mysterious man replied unexpectedly, nervous about the windowsill, seeing him inexplicably breaking into the woman's boudoir, Menglu quickly put on a towel, looked at him with terrible eyes, and said angrily, "Presumptuous, who let you in, get out!" “

The mysterious man didn't take Monroe's anger to heart, but enjoyed her angry appearance, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, I'll go out, can't I go out?" “

Freely shuttling through the space, in an instant, the mysterious man had already appeared outside the house, but he flew in the courtyard air, walking in the air, like walking on the flat ground.

Menglu is a conservative woman, since she is married to a husband, except for her husband, no one wants to see half an inch of jade.

"What are you doing here?"

The tone was angry, and it was obvious that Monlu had not yet recovered from what had just happened.

"Anyway, we are also friends, is your hospitality to let your friends stand in the cold wind and suffer from the cold?"

Monlu snorted coldly and said, "You're right, hospitality naturally won't let friends stand in the cold wind; But you're not my friend, you're my enemy! Person! ”

Monlu focused on the last two words.

"Haha!!" The mysterious man laughed.

"Enemies and friends. In this troubled world, what is a friend? What is the enemy? Do you really understand? “

Menglu would not let his clever defense go unchecked, but said, "Whether the world is good or bad, all of this is beyond my control as a little woman, but I only know in my heart that you are my enemy." ”

"Okay, let's make my enemy a good person today, and see what gift I bring you?"

The mysterious man's hand swiped through the air, and a bright light appeared out of thin air. Menglu elegantly half-covered her eyes, her head skimmed, this light was too dazzling to look at directly.

……

"What is this?"

That's right, it's the picture of the celestial realm, and I understand that I am disgraced and disheveled, as if I have been pressed to the ground, and I have been hey.

"If you can't hit it, you just can't hit it."

Lin Tian grimaced, stuck out his tongue, pouted his buttocks, and acted naughty, deliberately angering the soul.

"Haha." Seeing his cute appearance, Monlu didn't forget his funny talent wherever he went, and when she saw her husband so naughty and cute, she couldn't help but laugh, pursed her lips and chuckled.

Raise your head again and look at the frame.

Before reaching the volcanic area, a strong smell of nitric acid came to the nostrils, and the crater, which was as large as a lake, was difficult to see clearly with the naked eye under the cover of a vast swamp.

The smell of burning sulfur was in the air, harsh and unpleasant.

The soul was stimulated by Lin Tian to the point that he was about to lose his mind, where could he have the leisure to take care of so much, anger carried away, and anger replaced reason.

The soul is rampant, like a brute bull, without brains, only caring about rampage.

"What's that?"

Through the picture, behind Lin Tian and the soul, Menglu vaguely saw that behind the two of them, something inexplicable was shaking, swaying left and right, extremely unstable.

The screen turns.

Cut to the heavenly realm, just behind the soul, Cang Yu walked up and swayed left and right, as if he was drunk, and then looked at his shoulder, resisting the tree that was twenty or thirty meters high, and he was resisted like this.

"This is a really daddy, I knew to let that stinky boy come, and I went to attract that stupid big man."

Sweating, Cang Yu is tired, he still has to carry a big tree on his back, and he has to run to chase them, and then look at Lin Tian, it is like playing at all, sometimes naughty and mischievous.

Unconsciously, Lin Tian and the soul had come to the swamp together.

In this dense forest swamp, the miasma filled the swamp, and Lin Tian plunged into it and disappeared into the dense forest. "Don't run~~"

The soul chased to the edge of the swamp and, without thinking, rushed in.

However, like a cunning fox, Lin Tian disappeared into the dense forest, and after the soul rushed in, Lin Tian quietly jumped down from the edge of the tree.

Clapped his hands, waited for Cang Yu to become a dog behind him, and Lin Tian, who didn't go over to help, just sat next to him, crossed Erlang's legs, and was so uncomfortable.

"Your uncle!!"

Seeing Lin Tian lying on the grass, free, why bother carrying a big tree by himself, and not going over to help.

With a stick of grass in his mouth, he lay on his toes on the ground, pointed to the jungle swamp and said, "Go, go, he's in there." ”

Cang Yu glared at him angrily, "Hmph!!" ”

"Would you like to help?" Lin Tian deliberately sneered;

"No, use"

Lin Tian shrugged helplessly, and said, "You said no, his meat is a little dirty, remember to wash it, I don't want to eat his meat and have diarrhea." ”

It turned out that the conspiracy that the two of them had been brewing turned out to be "grilled skewers", and after the soul was burned to death by the magma flame, it was skewered with a big tree, washed and cleaned, so that the meat could be opened.

No wonder Cang Yu is tired and tired to carry a big tree, it turned out to be a bamboo skewer to make meat skewers, these two goods, live the life of primitive people every day, there are ready-made meat products, why bother everywhere.

With the death of the terrible screams, a new generation of kitchen gods is being born.

"Huh~~~"

Menglu saw that Lin Tian had such a bad taste, and she was really embarrassed for him, saying that women can't be provoked, and people like Lin Tian and Cangyu can't be provoked. provoked a woman to die at most and had no place to be buried, and provoked Lin Tian, the meat was eaten and a woolen thread was buried, and the bones were gone.

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