Chapter 70: Xu Hooligan

Listening to Liu Xin'er's words, Xu Jie's face suddenly changed several times, first purple, then black, then red, and finally slowly returned to normal. How could this female demon tell my 'glorious deeds' in front of so many people?

However, Fang Mutian and Fang Fatzi's eyes lit up, and they both looked at Xu Jie who begged Liu Xin'er for mercy with strange eyes. I didn't expect this kid to be such a hooligan when he was a child, and he actually started to play hooligan when he went to kindergarten, and he even had the face to say that he was a five-good young man and a three-good student, and his face was really not ordinarily thick.

Although Fang Mutian and Fang Fatzi knew that Xu Jie was very hooligan and lustful, they never expected that this bastard would be such a hooligan since he was a child, when he was three years old, he tricked a little girl into kissing him, and when he was eight years old, he learned to lie to the girls in the class and do that, it seems that Liu Xin'er called him Xu hooligan, Xu pervert, and really didn't wronged him.

"Xin'er, you're not kidding, are you?" Xu Min on the side also had a pair of beautiful eyes, opened his mouth slightly, and asked Liu Xin'er in surprise.

Isn't it too much of an exaggeration to start playing hooligan at the age of three? At the age of three, what could he know? What do you know?

"Hmph, are you kidding me?" Liu Xin'er was slightly dissatisfied with Xu Min's disbelief in her words, so she took out the facts to confirm that her words were true, and said: "This hooligan was an abnormal hooligan when he was eight years old, and he did many things that God was angry with, so I will tell you that this hooligan wants to trick the sister paper in their class into doing that dirty thing." ”

"This hooligan saw that a little girl in their class looked very cute, so he moved his mind, and wanted to tempt people to do that kind of dirty thing, this hooligan in order to achieve the goal, but did not achieve the goal, vowed not to give up, and tried all kinds of methods to deceive, and finally the little girl was moved by this hooligan, but the little girl first went to their teacher and discussed whether she would conceive a baby after doing that."

"Guess what the little girl did ask their teacher?" Liu Xin'er said with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

"How do you ask?" Fang Fatzi couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and hurriedly asked.

It was Fang Mutian and Xu Min, whose faces were also full of curiosity, and they wanted to know how things would develop. And Xu Xinyan shook her head with a wry smile, looking at the eccentric Liu Xin'er, she had a headache.

"Xin'er, my aunt, don't say it, I beg you, can't I be wrong? Let me live. Seeing this, Xu Jie was about to cry, and Liu Xin'er, who was full of smiles on her face, was completely a demon at this moment in his eyes.

"Know now that you were wrong? Why did you go earlier? Hmph, wrong, it's too late now. Liu Xin'er snorted, and she didn't intend to let Xu Jie go at all, as if she didn't stop playing Xu Jie to death.

Ignoring Xu Jie, she continued: "The little girl asked a very interesting question, first asked their teacher, said that her mother was twenty-nine years old, can she conceive a baby, the teacher said yes, and then asked her cousin nineteen years old, can she conceive a baby, the teacher felt a little strange, this child is so young, why is she asking this?" But he replied yes. ”

Finally, I asked her if she was seven years old and could conceive a baby, and their teacher was shocked on the spot, and shook her head stupidly, while Xu Liuli laughed proudly on the side, and said to the little girl, look, I said I can't conceive a baby, let's go, let's go play now."

Liu Xin'er glanced at Xu Jie, who had a purple-black face, with disdain, and continued: "Their teacher saw the smug Xu hooligan, and the little girl holding hands and preparing to leave, feeling a little unusual, came back to his senses, quickly stopped them, and asked them strictly, the little girl told their teacher what she was going to do with Xu Hooligan, which scared their teacher a lot at that time, and finally did not let this hooligan's conspiracy succeed. ”

"Xu hooligan, you say, are you still a five-good young man and a three-good student?" Liu Xin'er smiled and groaned, looking like a demon, and said to Xu Jie: "If you have a hard mouth and have objections to my words, you can refute them, but let's go on, you have a lot of 'glorious deeds', I'm afraid you won't be able to finish talking about it in one day and one night." ”

Refutation? Is my rebuttal useful? Still said? You might as well stab me to death. Xu Jie's heart twitched, he swore that he would never disagree with Liu Xin'er again, no matter what she said, even if what she said was wrong, you would nod and say that she was right.

Such a woman can't afford to hurt.

"No need, no need, Xin'er, if you are merciful, just let me go." Xu Jie hurriedly shook his head, if he let this girl continue to talk about it, I'm afraid that even the fact that she was wetting the bed at the age of five would say it openly.

After speaking, Xu Jie looked at his sister Xu Xinyan again and asked his sister to help, don't let Liu Xin'er continue.

Xu Xinyan glared at Xu Jie, but still said, "Okay, Xin'er, don't say it, we should go back." ”

"Okay, I'll listen to Sister Xinyan." Liu Xin'er nodded to Xu Xinyan with a smile, then snorted lightly, and said to Xu Jie: "Hmph, this girl is in a good mood today, so I won't talk about you rascal." ”

At this time, Fang Mutian said to Liu Xin'er and them: "Liu Xin'er, Xu Xinyan, I do have something to do today, please forgive me, but don't worry, I will definitely invite you to dinner another day, and thank you for your help." ”

"Hehe, it's okay, we're friends, and it's right to help." Xu Xinyan said with a smile.

Liu Xin'er didn't pay attention to Fang Mutian, the other party Mutian snorted lightly, then pulled Xu Xinyan into her Porsche, started the car, and left quickly.

Grandma's, this girl is so rude, hum, what's wrong, she's really sick. Regarding Liu Xin'er's attitude, Fang Mutian was very unhappy.

And Fang Fatzi came to Xu Jie's side at this time, and asked Xu Jie with a strange smile: "Xu Jie boy, what Liu Xin'er said is true?" ”

"What's really fake? Let's go, let's go back. Xu Jie was very depressed in his heart, and said angrily.

Fang Fatzi said unrelentingly: "Our brothers, if you have any embarrassment, tell us what you have done before, let us worship and worship." ”

"Holy shit, are you all done? Besides, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face. Xu Jie said indignantly.

"Flip around? Can you flipped it over and showed it to me? Fang Fat Man pursed his lips, his eyes immediately rolled, and said, "In this way, you tell me something, and I will tell you something I have done, how about it?" Let's discuss with each other, so that none of us will suffer, what do you think? ”

Xu Jie was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Okay, but you have to say it first." ”

"Shall I speak first? Why do I say it first? No, you have to say it first. ”

"I've already said something about me just now, why should I say it first? No, it's your turn this time. ”

"Did you just say that? That's what Liu Xin'er said, that doesn't count, you have to say it yourself. ”

"Nima, Liu Xin'er, didn't she say anything about me? Why can't it be counted? It's not fair, damn it, hurry up, you say it first. ”

"Fair? What is fairness? Can it be eaten as a meal? I haven't heard of it, forget it, if you don't talk about pulling it down, I don't want to hear it. Fang Fat pouted and said.

Never mind? How can this work, Lao Tzu's troubles, this bastard already knows, how can he also know his troubles.

Looking at Fang Fatzi's indifferent face, Xu Jie hated itchy, and said: "Bastard, you are ruthless, I will say it first, but if you say it, I said it, you have to say it, otherwise, don't blame me for talking about anything." ”

"Hurry up, what's the point? Don't you know about our fat man? Say yes, what you promised, you will definitely do it. Fang Fatzi said.

"Okay, I'll just say that." Xu Jie gritted his teeth, and even began to talk to Fang Fatzi and the two.

Looking at the transaction between Xu Jie and Fang Fatzi, Fang Mutian's mind was full of black lines, these two bastards were really full, and they actually talked nonsense about those hooligans.

Xu Jie drove the car, discussing passionately with Fang Fatzi, and Xu Min, who was sitting in the back row with Fang Mutian, listened to their impassioned, explicit words, and spittle starry arguments, blushing with shame, and quickly focused his attention on the window, pretending that he hadn't heard anything.

Listening to Fang Fatzi and the two talking about their respective 'heroic deeds', at what age did they give their first kiss to whom, at what age they said goodbye to their virgin bodies, from kindergarten to now, how many women have they soaked in total, who is the most beautiful, whose breasts are the most plump and straight, and whose buttocks are the most round and large, etc., Fang Mutian can't wait to exterminate the pests of these two countries.

"I said you two shameless guys, you're not finished, shouldn't you stop for a while? What do you have to brag about? Fang Mutian really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he said out loud: "Also, Xu Min is still here, don't you know how to pay attention when you speak?" ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I almost forgot about Xu Min." Fang Fat Man was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile.

Then he said to Xu Jie: "I said Xu Jie, I didn't expect you kid to be so coquettish, and there was such a merry and happy thing, in this regard, I sighed to myself, but if there is anything good in the future, you kid don't swallow it alone, you have to take me." ”

Xu Jie nodded angrily and said, "Of course there is no problem, you can rest assured that if there are good things in the future, you will definitely have your share." ”

"Hey, that's good." Fang Fatzi smiled and nodded reassuringly.

Back at the clothing store, Fang Mutian and the others put the clothes they had brought out back into the store, and then the three shameless guys began to divide the six bottles of famous wine that they brought out from Mochizuki Resort.

A bottle of genuine Lafite, three bottles of Johnnie Walker Medallion, a bottle of Golden Age brandy, a bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII, six bottles, one person just two bottles, Fang Mutian was unceremonious, and directly took the genuine Lafite and Remy Martin Louis XIII, and left the rest to Xu Jie and Fang Fatzi.

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