Chapter 5 Are You Ready?
Wang Xiaochu's eyes flashed and said: "According to the average lifespan of budgies is 7 years, and the magic card of Sakura is 16 years ago, you should have died at least twice, but you didn't die, you are really a superpower!" β
Yingwu spread his wings helplessly, what a mess this is, sure enough, this kid is too secondary.
"Now, what can you help me with?"
The topic was pulled back on track, looking at Wang Xiaochu's sparkling eyes, he spread his wings dashingly and raised his head.
"There are so many things I can help you do, from making a fortune to controlling the earth, there is nothing I can't do."
"Huh...... Hey...... Is it? Wang Xiaochu wiped his saliva.
"Of course! However, it is necessary to understand the situation first. β
"Name."
"Wang Xiaochu."
"Age."
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"Gender."
"Male."
"Sexual orientation."
"Uh...... Uncle police doesn't even ask about such details, right? Wang Xiaochu has a sense of immediacy when he has entered the Public Security Bureau.
After some interrogation, Yingwu had a deeper understanding of Wang Xiaochu.
As expected, it's really a very ordinary guy.
When I was in elementary school, I didn't study too badly, I had a lot of friends, and I played around every day.
In junior high school, he had the ability to reproduce, so under the stimulation of hormones, he had a crush, but he didn't have the courage to confess.
I've been bullied a few times, and I can't beat others back, it's quite miserable.
I started playing games, I didn't have much thought in class, and my friends began to stereotype.
So I was admitted to a high school that wasn't very good, and I continued to live a meaningless life.
It wasn't until his freshman year of high school that a few of his best friends either dropped out of school or moved away, which suddenly made his boring but orderly life chaotic.
There is a large blank space in the time of each day.
With the arrival of high school, the pressure exerted by parents is increasing.
Shocked by the drastic changes in his life, he crashes directly into the ice age, where he feels confused about the future.
He froze in place and began to think about life.
seems to be thinking maturely and rationally, but in fact, he has already thought of naΓ―ve answers.
Step by step, he induces himself to move closer to that direction.
In the end, I found that the answer I deduced was indeed like this.
He decided that there was no point in making friends now.
He affirmed that there was a barrier to communication with his parents.
He was sure that he was different.
He felt that he was much more mature than the others, and few could match him.
In fact, he stupidly locked himself in the room, closed his mind, and threw himself into a corner.
"Really...... The idea of the second is incomparable. Yingwu smiled with emotion.
"Nonsense, where am I in Secondary 2 now? That's the black history of elementary and junior high school, is it good! Wang Xiaochu denied it.
"Really? Then what do you say is Form 2? Yingwu smiled in his eyes.
"The second is an excess of self-awareness, which is manifested in fantasizing that you are a character in a certain work, or have superpowers, you don't laugh, and other people also have a stick and shout that they are Monkey King."
"Yes, you don't call me grandson now, but don't you still believe that you are different from others? Isn't this Form 2? β
"Uh...... But it's true, didn't you say you could put me in control of the world? If it's true, then it's not an excess of self-awareness. β
"Stupid! How can you possibly control the world! You don't meet your conditions at all! "Yingwu wants to hit the wall.
"My conditions? Oh, is there no spiritual root, or is there no magic perception? It doesn't matter if it's a waste of physique, mortals can also cultivate immortals. β
Yingwu is speechless, and you still say that you are not in the second ......
"You want to say that the wasted physique is the strongest physique of the protagonist, right?"
"How do you know?" Wang Xiaochu's eyes lit up.
Really......
"The problem is, those protagonists are all outstanding, either very enduring, or very hard-working, or surpassing ordinary people in some aspects, even if they are supporting characters, they are all guys who can say 'my stupid brother', can you?"
"You have failed in life, failed in study, failed in family and social transportation, and there is no prominence in your whole body, so you still want to be the protagonist? Passers-by can't be it. β
"Of course, none of the above can be cultivated."
"The point is, you don't have a protagonist's face."
Burst......
Wang Xiaochu said that he had received 10,000 points of real damage, and sure enough, this is a world of faces.
"You failed so much because you weren't handsome enough, so you reduced your chances of becoming the protagonist, how many protagonists do you think are not handsome?"
"Now even the villains are handsome guys, so your life is quite dangerous, and you don't even have a shot of passers-by."
Wang Xiaochu said aggrievedly: "I don't think I'm so ugly......"
Yingwu glanced at Wang Xiaochu's delicate face, and said with a clear conscience: "Ugly, really ugly." β
"However, you can't stop me because I'm not handsome, I still have other qualities to dig into." Wang Xiaochu said.
"Don't be discouraged, although you can't cover the sky with one hand, there is still hope for becoming a prostitute in life, but there is a requirement."
"What do you ask of you! Do you want to collect seven dragon balls? β
"Just get me out of the cage." Yingwu raised his head and met Wang Xiaochu's vigilant gaze.
"Open the cage and you're gone!"
Wang Xiaochu's eyes became gloomy, and he smiled self-deprecatingly: "Actually, I know that you said so much, just to escape, and I don't believe that I will have the aura of the protagonist." β
"Like you said, I really don't have anything to shine in, my parents see me as a rebellious child, my classmates see me as a withdrawn guy, no matter where I am, I'm the one who is ignored."
"Do I still want to be the protagonist?"
He lowered his head: "It's just that I'm really a little unwilling, unwilling to be so ordinary, why I'm facing this boring world, why there is no other possibility, maybe in another world, I can be different." β
Wang Xiaochu's words resonated deeply with Yingwu.
Yes, the other possibility is wonderful, but what if it turns into a bird?
Just as he was sighing, a crisp metallic sound suddenly appeared.
Click.
The cage opened.
What's the situation? That guy burned out his brain?
Yingwu raised his head in shock, and saw Wang Xiaochu's disdainful tilting.
"You go, don't think I'm kind enough to let you go, I'm the Great Demon of Darkness, as a noble Great Demon of Darkness, I don't care to force a parrot."
Sao Nian, if you want to disdain it, disdain, always aim and aim with your eyes, with a pitiful look, which is very damaging to your acting skills.
Looking at the open gate, Yingwu sighed, and finally spread his wings and flew out.
When he first knew he wanted to fly, he actually refused.
You can't tell him to fly and he will fly, first he will become a parrot.
And this time, it finally flew, and it really really couldn't be changed back to being human.
He didn't know what it was like, first of all he fell like an apple on Newton's head.
As soon as the wings pressed, they seemed to press on an invisible spring and rose into the air.
The air flowed like water, gently running down the feathers from the tip of the wings.
The scenery on the ground slowly shrank.
The world in front of me is getting wider and wider.
There is no house that can stand in the way of the eye and fly wherever you want.
There is no shackles, no fetters, no breath of freedom.
He flew higher and higher, farther and farther, and eventually, disappeared from sight.
Wang Xiaochu lowered his head and walked back without saying a word.
He casually threw the empty birdcage to the ground, provoking the contemptuous eyes of passers-by.
They must be thinking, who is this littering, it's really unqualified.
"Whatever."
He walked forward, walking, and there was a commotion behind him.
"It's amazing~"
"Unbelievable."
"I can't believe my eyes."
Listening to these exclamations, Wang Xiaochu was even more helpless, it must be some strange good thing, right?
But what does it have to do with him? Good things never befell him.
For example, he now sees a trash can in front of him, and he regrets that he just threw the birdcage on the road.
"Go back, go back, it's boring anyway."
He turned around, intending to go back and pick up the birdcage.
As a result, when he turned his head, he was shocked to find that the birdcage was floating behind him.
The one who grabbed the birdcage was Yingwu.
"Boy, you're immoral to litter, and you want me to wipe your ass."
"I'm about to go back and pick it up."
Wang Xiaochu blushed, quickly took the birdcage and threw it into the trash, and then pretended not to care: "Why are you still following me?" β
"It's nothing, it's just that your character is okay, and for my sake, I'll reluctantly make it difficult and rescue you."
"What? You mean, you can really help me? Wang Xiaochu was excited.
"Nonsense, am I a parrot fooling others?" Yingwu despises it.
"There are people here who are not good at talking, let's go back and wait for the evening."
So in the middle of the night, when Wang Xiaochu's parents were asleep.
After the other lights in the community went out.
Yingwu stood at the window, in the bright moonlight, spread his wings, and looked at Wang Xiaochu seriously.
Wang Xiaochu happened to lose another game, and when he turned his head, he found that this moment was so sacred and solemn.
He walked to the window, sat down, and looked up at the parrot.
The pale white glow seems to coat the parrot with a mysterious coat.
"Wang Xiaochu, are you ready to accept redemption?"
The deep voice of the heavy male duck was as solemn as epic.
Wang Xiaochu only felt that the goosebumps all over his body were ignited, and the breath of the middle two quickly exploded.
Finally, is it time to reveal your true identity?
Sure enough, isn't Yingwu an ordinary parrot?
Is there a big truth behind it?
Does his background have a shocking secret?
Under that ordinary parrot shell, does it live the soul of a mysterious old grandfather?
"Answer me, you, are you ready for salvation?"