Luan Ba, Xi Xiaohu and Xie Yidi said they would leave, and that afternoon they each took a bag of steamed bread slices, a can of capers, a pot of boiled water and everyone's expectations and set off towards the north. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Originally, when they went out on a mission, they could ask Liu Mengyuan to apply for a borrowed vehicle or plane, although their trip was not a mission, but with Luan Ba's strength and status in the south, it was easy to apply for a car.

However, none of the three of them can drive!

So they decided to go on foot to the north, and when the three of them were poor, they often walked long distances, and this good habit they have persisted to this day, because they have been poor.

None of these three people's demon skills are the type that makes money easily, and they don't have much financial acumen, so before the outbreak of this war, they, like the old man, lived on subsidies every month.

Before the war, the three of them shared a small house in a southern city, Xi Xiaohu is yang, Xie Yidi is yin, and Luan Ba is also yang, but his number of demons has reached 900, and like the Eryue knife, he will not fight other people's ideas and no one will beat his ideas, so the three can coexist peacefully.

The only time when it is not peaceful is when they are fighting for the right to use the computer, these three people save money and buy a computer jointly, they take turns sleeping and taking turns to use it, but sometimes someone's schedule changes, and conflicts arise. Some demons fight to become stronger, some demons fight for faith, these three demons fight for the right to use the computer, they don't use demon skills, they simply kick each other, and sometimes the wall can be broken.

Basically, every time Xiaohu and Luan Ba fight, Xie Yidi persuaded him to fight. The fight between the two was very violent, sometimes holding each other's necks and falling into the garbage heap outside, and then grabbing the bags containing the garbage and throwing them at each other. Luan Ba has a lot of strength, and sometimes he roars against the wall with the little tiger in his arms, hitting a pit. But Xi Xiaohu also began to learn to be obedient, specializing in Luan Ba's hair, this uncle cherishes his hairstyle the most, whenever Xi Xiaohu makes a gesture to pull his hair, he immediately resists with his hands, at this time Xi Xiaohu hit me with a andrographis. Or put your knees on his vital point.

If one of the parties to the conflict is Xie Yidi, the introverted Xie Yidi will not choose to resort to violence, for example, if Xi Xiaohu provokes him, he will run to tell Luan Ba: "Boss." Play Xiaohu said you are S13! "And so on to sow discord, and then the two of them will do it, and when the fight is almost over, he will come forward to persuade him to fight.

Xie Yidi's demon skill is to absorb electricity and then shape it, and the power is not comparable to that of "Butterfly Heavenly Fire". It's just a little bit better in terms of flexibility. Because of this magic skill, he often goes to the store that sells mobile phones to absorb electricity, bringing a special glove with a plug in front, plugging it into an electrical socket to absorb electricity. He also has another special glove with a socket in front of it, which is put on his hand to release electricity, and when he plugs it, the appliance can be used.

Use this method of stealing electricity and releasing it. He saved the three of them a lot of electricity bills. But Xie Yidi is too introverted, and he is such an old-fashioned outfit, walking into other people's stores without saying a word, squatting in a corner for half an hour, and is often regarded as a pervert and a psychopath.

Once his secret was broken by a woman, in order to prevent the leakage of his identity from causing trouble, he followed the woman home from work, trying to kill someone, but when he saw the woman changing clothes from the window, his face turned red. U-turn and run away.

Xie Yidi is still a virgin, of course, so is Xi Xiaohu, but he is a little bolder.

Xi Xiaohu is a reconnaissance type. His favorite thing to do is to remotely peep into the women's changing room, sitting alone on the balcony, flowing a long harat for an afternoon.

Other than that, playing games is the most common reason why he and Luan Ba get into a fight.

Xie Yidi and Xi Xiaohu are only more than 20 years old, and Luan Ba is the oldest. He was probably a few hundred years old, and he had a wife hundreds of years ago, but she had long since disappeared, and even the whereabouts of her descendants are unknown.

In the demon world, the same kind of companion like Lu Su and Jin Duan is very, very rare, because even if it is a demon of the opposite sex with the attribute of yin and yang, it is extremely difficult for two demons to run in together, not to mention the appearance based on a thousand-year lifespan, so most demons are looking for humans as partners.

When he crossed the threshold of a thousand years, the demons basically had no impulse in this regard, but the hundred-year-old Luan Ba can only be regarded as a prime man now, and he has been a bachelor for hundreds of years, so his urge to find a woman is stronger than those two, and every night in the dead of night, the consumption of electricity and paper is also the largest.

The three of them often wander the streets, waiting to meet a thrilling and beautiful love, whenever a beautiful woman passes by, the faces of the three will turn like sunflowers, and sometimes the play Xiaohu will blow a long whistle in exchange for a contemptuous white eye from the other party.

Then the three of them began to blame each other: "You go up, you go first!" ”

"It's better for you to get on."

"No, no, no, you're on!"

Usually Xiao Hu is the first to play, and his way of accosting him is to block in front of the beauty in a flow of anger, raise his eyebrows and say, "Yo, do you have time at night?" "He is convinced of the dogma that men are not bad and women are not loved, and he has the eyes of a thief, so he does not look like a good person at first glance...... However, it seems that he is going in the wrong direction, not to mention that in this era, who will have two mustaches.

As a result, he never succeeded once.

As for Xie Yidi, he didn't even succeed in saying a word, every time he was pushed in front of the beauty by the other two, he pouted, stammered for a long time and couldn't say the word "you", and then was given a surprised and frightened look. With a "hello" stuck in his throat like a fish bone, he could only helplessly watch the back of the beautiful woman speeding up her steps to escape, and then returned to the two with a sigh.

Luan Ba's method was decent, he ran to the front of the world and scratched the back of his head and smiled, took a deep look at the gloomy sky, and said solemnly: "Hehe, the weather is good today!" ”

His record is also zero!

These three bachelors, one day suddenly had an epiphany, and they couldn't get a girl not because they weren't handsome, but because they didn't have money. There are indeed that kind of law-abiding strange demons in this world, and there are quite a few of them, such as these three people.

Because they can't get rid of the demon master, and they don't have other demon friends, they are deeply rooted in the belief that the demon exterminator is the person who kills the demon when he sees it, which is completely Luan Ba's insight hundreds of years ago, and he mistakenly used it to educate the two juniors.

Therefore, except for the occasional fight of the same kind, they will never do anything illegal, for fear of revealing their whereabouts. If they don't break the law, don't have a job and lack economic acumen, the three of them can only live in poverty like this, and it seems that it is difficult for them to get to the blue sky with their sister's career. So, Luan Ba thought of a way to win by evil - a hero saves the beauty!

And it's also an upgraded version - superheroes save beauty.

With Xi Xiaohu's reconnaissance ability, it is very easy to track down a beauty, and then he and Xie Yidi blocked in front of the beauty one after the other, their faces covered with a scary black cloth, and Xi Xiaohu said angrily: "Yo, let's play with the uncle." Xie Yidi in the back was there, "You, you, you, you ......" stuttered like a machine gun.

When the beauty was so frightened by the two masked men that she screamed, Luan Ba appeared from above, punched one by one, knocked the two of them out, and was as easy as kicking away two mice, and then walked over very gentlemanly, owed a bow, and said gently: "Miss, you are frightened." ”

The plan was beautiful and the execution went smoothly, but the rescued beauty didn't invite Luan Ba to her house to "have a cup of tea" or something as expected, just said thank you and ran away immediately.

Luan Ba was a little discouraged, and immediately chased after him, and said with a dead face: "That, may I ask what is the contact information of the young lady......" In fact, when he said this, this fake hero saving the United States drama had already been goofed up.

However, he is really coming, it is a QQ number. That night, the three of them were very happy, Luan Ba patted the shoulders of the two younger brothers and said, wait until this girl, next time you will replace them.

He chatted with the beautiful woman on QQ, and Luan Ba's chat method was "You are so beautiful!" "What's your name?" "Where are you from?" This low-end level. If he had read Chu Qianque's "The Mystery of the Thousand Sparrows Putting the Sister", he would know that such a way of accosting a sister for the sake of accosting a conversation is a taboo for the younger sister, and the only thing he can get in exchange for is one or two perfunctory "hehe" or "en".

Despite this, he still carefully pondered these replies, and even figured out the time change of her reply, late at night, the three of them drank beer together and studied how likely it was.

With such long-term perseverance, the goals have changed one after another, and sure enough, I sincerely moved the world, and a girl began to have a good impression of Luan Ba.

The two have talked to the extent that they can make an appointment to dinner, and on her birthday, Luan Ba sent an email wishing her a happy life, but tragedy happened!

Most of the people who have used QQ don't know a detail, and when they send an email, their notes to the other party will be displayed in the email. When that girl saw the email sent by the "romantic middle-aged" to the "Sex Object No. 48", she never contacted him again, and Luan Ba is still thinking about what went wrong.

Later, the war broke out, and the three of them, out of instinctive fear of the demon slayer, joined Liu Mengyuan's camp. Luan Ba's people are obscene, but their strength is not bad, and the cooperation of the other three is far more tacit than those improvised squads, so these three have become one of the main forces in the south.

At this time, they met a frosty brocade, and at the same time fell in love at first sight, a night accompanied by beer and cigarettes, after routine prostate maintenance, Luan Ba cleaned it up with a paper towel, turned off the speaker that was shouting "Ya Zhixiao", and said to the two of them in a deep voice: "Xiaohu, Lao Xie, I have an idea......

That night, the "Sacred Bone Guard" was formed! (To be continued.) )