Chapter 134: Invisible cheating is the deadliest
Wang Xiaochu was stunned: "Flipping the book above board? What do you mean? ”
Yingwu said: "It's an open-book exam, help you reduce the difficulty of the exam, don't cheat." ”
Wang Xiaochu stroked his forehead: "Isn't the open-book exam cheating?" ”
Yingwu said: "Of course not, even if you open the book, it will take your thinking and hard work to find the answer." ”
Although it makes sense, Wang Xiaochu was speechless: "However, as soon as I turn the book, the teacher will take the book away, what's the use?" ”
Yingwu said: "As long as I hold the book, won't she take it away?" ”
After saying that, Yingwu got into the drawer, grabbed the math book with his paws, fluttered, and flew out of the window.
Steady in mid-air, then open the book.
Wang Xiaochu: "......"
The surrounding classmates had long paid a little attention to Wang Xiaochu's whispering, and when they suddenly saw Yingwu's actions, they were taken aback, and couldn't help but exclaim wow.
Soon, the whole class was attracted by these exclamations, and saw the heroic force flying in the air, holding a math book to Wang Xiaochu.
Everyone: "......"
This is...... Cheating?
Chiguoguo's cheating?
Blatantly cheating with a parrot?
When the head teacher saw this scene, he was stunned at first, a little strange what the parrot was doing.
However, when she saw the parrot turning the pages of the book, and everyone was seriously looking for something on it, she understood.
It's cheating, cheating above board......
She immediately walked to the window and subconsciously reached out her hand to take the book away.
A slightly blessed hand reached out to Yingwu and grabbed it in mid-air......
Well, she can't catch it.
squinted at Wang Xiaochu, who was bowing his head and silently reading the exam papers.
"Wang Xiaochu, what's going on?"
Wang Xiaochu raised his head and said innocently: "Teacher, I am innocent." ”
"I didn't say you cheated, why do you say you're innocent?" The head teacher's eyes narrowed.
Wang Xiaochu said innocently: "I'm afraid that you will misunderstand, teacher." ”
The head teacher helped his glasses. The reflection is extremely penetrating at this moment: "Do you think I didn't misunderstand?" ”
"Teacher, you are well-informed, you will definitely not be misunderstood." Wang Xiaochu said with a smile, and there was only a lot of resentment left in his heart.
It turns out that this is an open-book exam......
This is the blatant cheating that Yingwu said......
It's really above board, and the head teacher has no choice.
However, this is not something that will make everyone think. Was it a crooked way he came up with?
Pit!
The reflection of the head teacher's glasses is getting heavier and heavier, and the gaze behind the glasses is becoming more and more unclear and cannot be seen clearly.
But you can feel that with the head teacher as the center, the temperature is dropping rapidly, and it is so cold that it can give people goosebumps.
Wang Xiaochu...... Tell me why I'm not mistaken? ”
The head teacher looked fierce and angry, however. At this time, Wang Xiaochu couldn't afford to think too much, and in the face of failing and being stubborn, he could only choose the latter.
He barely smiled and said, "Teacher, have you heard the story of ants repaying their kindness?" ”
The head teacher frowned, ants repaid the favor?
It's about a scholar who saved an ant on the way to the exam, and then the scholar went to the exam, an accident. A word is missing a little.
When the examiner corrected it, he found an ant. Standing motionlessly on the missing point, instead of that point.
That's the whole story.
The head teacher said, "Yes." ”
Wang Xiaochu looked at Yingwu seriously: "I think my parrot is also a parrot with spirituality and will repay kindness." ”
Everyone just wants to complain, there are really such parrots, give them a dozen!
The head teacher glared at Wang Xiaochu: "It's obviously trained by you!" Don't take it back yet! ”
In order to pass.
In order to pass.
In order to pass.
Wang Xiaochu gritted his teeth. Said: "Teacher, I can't do it, the parrot has his own mind, he also has a free heart, if he wants to help." I can't stop it. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, call him back." The head teacher's voice was cold.
Wang Xiaochu had no choice, beckoned to Yingwu and shouted, "Come back." ”
Yingwu stepped back.
Wang Xiaochu said excitedly: "Teacher, look, he won't come when I ask him to come, so you can't blame me, we can't force animals." ”
The head teacher gave him a blank look: "Hmph, you must have guessed that I would ask you to call him back, so you train the parrot to step back when he hears the action of coming back and beckoning, and now you are the other way around, and you are going to say back and wave to him." ”
Wang Xiaochu smiled and shook his head, admiring the imagination of the head teacher.
Yingwu can understand people's words, and when he comes back, Yingwu still retreats.
If he shouted to retreat, Yingwu would retreat even more.
So he waved his hand at Yingwu and said, "Stand back, stand back, stand back." Hey, teacher, it's useless, it's impossible for him to fly back, we all have to let him go, how can he still ... Fly...... Return...... Belch. ”
Yingwu silently flew back and landed on the windowsill, combing his hair as if no one was around.
Wang Xiaochu: "......"
took a deep breath, calmed down the complicated feelings of being slapped in the face in seconds, picked up the math book, obediently handed it to the head teacher, and then threw himself on the table, silently sad.
Wang Xiaochu said that he deeply felt the malice from the world.
Oh no, it's malice from a noble parrot.
"Hmph, cheating in front of me, it's too tender."
Taking the book, the head teacher returned to his seat at the door.
Silence quickly returned to the class.
Looking at the heroic warrior in the drawer, Wang Xiaochu thought for a long time, and decided to ask: "Pit me, you also have to give me a reason to be pitted, otherwise I won't be blind when I die." ”
Yingwu said seriously: "It's nothing, I just suddenly thought that the test is mathematics, and the open-book test is useless." ”
Wang Xiaochu nodded, it made sense.
"But can you not fly back then! Is it okay to slap your face very painfully! ”
Yingwu said, "I'll pay attention next time." ”
Oh, my God! I still want to have a next time!
Heaven, earth, come and collect this demon!
The exam time is coming to an end, and looking at the exam papers that are still blank, Wang Xiaochu is ready to accept the end of failing.
Yingwu said to him: "Don't worry, if you really cheat this time, I'll help you." ”
Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "I won't love anymore when I'm tired." ”
Seeing Wang Xiaochu's look of disbelief, Yingwu had no choice but to prove it with practical actions.
He wants to show the lowly humans how the noble Parrots cheat!
It is guaranteed that even the experienced head teacher will not be able to see through it.
With a dashing flap of his wings, he flew to Su Kexin's shoulder and went directly to see the correct answer.
Then, returning to Wang Xiaochu's shoulder, he whispered in his ear: "A, C, B, C...... Trigonometric disintegration process...... Answer. ”
In this regard, Wang Xiaochu complained while writing: "You didn't say it earlier when it was so simple!" (To be continued......)