Chapter 577: The Magic Bean's Project
When he returned to Tu Wuyu's shop, he suddenly said to Lu Su, "Young, wait a minute." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" and then entered the store, and after a while, he took out a paper bag and handed it to Lu Su.
"Sent to me?"
"You're thinking too much!" Tu Wuyu said, "There's nothing to give to my wife, take these little fish and let her feed the kittens." ”
"Why are you still so scared?"
"It should."
Lu Su sighed: "Are you shameless, or are you stupid...... Okay, I got it. ”
When he and Long Kui returned home, Lu Su gave a bag of small fish to Worm Ting: "Your husband gave you ...... A token of affection. ”
"What, it's a small fish!"
"Hey, why don't you react to the title 'your husband' at all."
She blushed, lowered her head and said, "Raw rice is cooked rice, and that's all it takes...... That's good, and I'll have a lot of fish to eat in the future. ”
"What kind of calm mentality are you!" Lu Su said, "I'm leaving, something is wrong." ”
"Where's pork?"
"No, it will take two days to get it! Here's the coupon, you take it. ”
"Oh!" Insect Ting cherished and hid it in her clothes.
Did you inadvertently do something that changed Worm Ting's life!?
At this time, the ear moon knife suddenly kicked open the door, walked in proudly, and said angrily: "Yo, has the pork been collared?" ”
"Nope!"
"Humph!" He slapped it on the table with a "snap", and it was actually three coupons, "Did you see it?" Three! This is the style of pure masters! ”
The three of them were shocked, and Lu Su said in surprise: "How did you do it, you got married three times in one day?" ”
"How can an unruly love prodigal son like me get married?" He smiled lewdly, "I slept with the aunt in the office last night, and she gave three of them." ”
"I'm a c, I can really change pork for the festival!"
"Hey, I'll have a gang here for the New Year, no problem."
"Welcome, welcome!"
"Look at the appearance of your villain...... "After that, he patted his chest and boasted again, "I am the style of pure masters." ”
Lu Su dragged him outside, snatched three coupons from him, and then took out two and returned them to him: "Four people, three coupons are enough, this coupon is at my disposal, no problem." ”
"Shameless, shameless, you must be giving your concubine again."
"People are widows, and there is nothing for the New Year, can't you give love once?"
"I don't have love, but I can give something else!"
Lu Su threatened in a low voice: "You kid still owes me 100,000 yuan, according to the current exchange rate, it is tens of millions, either give me this coupon, or pay it back a year ago!" ”
"I owe you 100,000?"
"I've borrowed too much debt, forget about it." Actually, there is no such thing at all.
The Ear Moon Knife still looked reluctant: "These three coupons are what I can exchange for my body." ”
"Wait a minute!" Lu Su ran in, ran back, and handed over a gold card from that place to Eryue Dao, "This is for you, no thanks, the coupon belongs to me." ”
"Oh, that's a good feeling!" He pinched the gold card excitedly, staring at the girl with a hot body on the back, revealing a lewd smile.
Later, Eryue Dao really went to the red light district to spend with this gold card that had nowhere to be cashed, thinking that he would be beaten up, but the consumption was successful! O scoundrel.
The coupon that was deceived from him was just for the roll, otherwise she would have spent the New Year eating dried noodles. It was necessary to help each other in difficult times, especially when he had such a pure friendship with Juan Juan.
I don't know what the New Year is like over there, and the supplies in the south are just as tight, didn't the five demons killed that day say what the days of pickle porridge were?
Lu Su drove an off-road vehicle to the base of the Demon Exterminator Division, and happened to meet Xiong in the corridor, his head was wrapped in a bandage, one eye was covered, and he was wearing a boomband, Lu Su said in surprise: "Captain Xiong, you came back from the dead zone?" ”
"Hey, I came back last night." said that he touched the cigarette from his pocket, but no, "Little Brother Lu, come to a cigarette, the doctor won't let you smoke it." ”
"Give! How did it hurt like this? ”
"It's a long story, we were ambushed on a mission."
"What a mission, aren't you patrolling the dead zone and picking up garbage?"
He took a puff of his cigarette and said, "How can a captain lead his men down to pick up garbage...... You don't know yet, the organization is working on a project called the Magic Beans Project! ”
"What's that?"
"Originally, it was called 'Bean Scattering Plan', which means 'Spreading Beans into Soldiers', but later it was too obvious and changed to 'Magic Bean Plan'! You see, every time there is a war, it is very troublesome to transfer troops, so we came up with a way to transfer troops to the front in an instant...... That is to use the summoning circle. ”
"But the human body can't seem to withstand the process of passing through the circle." Someone once said it to Lu Su.
"Yes, so the institute built a kind of summoning pod for soldiers to go into, and then summon, and after testing, it is no problem. What I did in the dead zone during this time was to bury the 'bean seeds' in the ground. What is a bean seed, it is such a large umbrella-like device, dig a hole and bury it in the ground, and activate it with satellite remote control when you use it, it will open a magic circle on the ground, and then you can summon it from a distance! ”
The combination of modern technology and spells, this plan is really magical, worthy of the "magic bean plan".
Xiong sighed: "It's a pity that the plan failed, we were ambushed, and the 'bean seeds' we planted were also destroyed...... Alas! ”
"What the hell happened last night?"
"At that time, ah......"
"Captain!" Someone suddenly called out to the bear, and he looked back to see that it was his old-fashioned adjutant, a guy named Tusky.
"He gave it to me!" Xiong hurriedly threw the half-smoked cigarette in his hand to the ground and stomped it out with his foot, as if to express some kind of determination.
"Our captain was seriously injured and couldn't smoke." Tu Qi pushed his glasses and said to Lu Su.
"It's all because I didn't resist the temptation." Xiong blamed himself.
This person is very old-fashioned and serious, although he is a clerical job, but Xiong is a little afraid of him, firstly, because he chatters endlessly as soon as he educates people, and he is a menopausal head teacher; On the other hand, he will report any big thing, and this style of going through the procedure is really unbearable.
"Captain!" Tusky said, "The 'Beanstalk Project' is a secret of the organization, how can you casually tell outsiders. ”
"Little Brother Lu is his own person." The bear patted Lu Su on the shoulder.
"Comrade Lu belongs to the first team, there is no establishment, in principle, it should be at the team level, and the team member level is not qualified to know the intelligence above the A level." He took the trouble to explain, "Captain, what you just did has seriously violated the organization's confidentiality treaty, and if I report it, the most serious punishment is imprisonment. ”
This uncle listened to his adjutant's preaching, and was so embarrassed that he was like a schoolboy who made a mistake, and he could only respond submissively. In fact, like Yan Butterfly slashing people because of trivial things, or they kill infected people outside, or there are fights that usually occur, any of which are against the rules, but who will be idle and have nothing to report.
"You're just a chicken woman!" Lu Su suddenly said that he was also upset for this aggrieved captain.
Tusky's expression immediately became ugly, and he pointed at Lu Su and said, "I warn you, although it is not a group, in principle, I am your boss, how dare you speak to me like this." ”
"I'd like to use your mouth as a urinal, it tastes pretty much the same anyway."
"Presumptuous!"
"Hurry up and report it, deduct my salary!" Lu Su said nonchalantly.
The bear next to him was snickering.
"You are a personal attack and slander, I can sue you."
"Go ahead, by the way, find your mother to cry, saying that someone is bullying you."
"You ......"
He looked at Lu Su with a twitching face, and finally stomped his foot, "hummed" and turned his head away, looking at his distant back Lu Su thought, how boring life should be for such a person.
"Haha, look at his face." Xiong laughed, "It's been a long time since I've been so cool." ”
"Why do you want to be an adjutant like this?" Lu Su asked.
"Alas, he was a serious laude graduate, a bit rigid in his dealings, but meticulous in his work, and never made a mistake. A martial artist like me, I don't know how to look at a table horizontally and vertically, and it's really not good to look without Xiao Tu. ”
Another person surnamed Tu that Lu Su knew was much more cheerful.
"Little Brother Lu, is there any smoke left?"
"Give!" He copied five more for him, and the bear hid them all in his armband, then waved his hand and said, "I'm going back." ”
Just about to go to find Yan Chop Butterfly, suddenly a person in a white coat came over in the corridor, it was Kinoshita Cicada, he greeted him and said, "Lu Su, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
"I only saw it last month."
"Ha, I always remember that I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Maybe you've got some weird disease in your head!"
"It's a pity that I don't have the idea of brain science yet." Kinoshita Cicada smiled gently, "That's right! I had fun stuff in my lab, scanning a frog egg with a set of laser lasers with genetic information, and it mutated...... Turned into a salamander! ”
"Wow, this can happen?"
"DNA is originally a two-dimensional code made up of molecules, and maybe in a few decades, human mutation will be possible...... Come and have a look? ”
"Good!"
The research institute that Kinoshita took over was completely different from the atmosphere when Diao Zhuo was here, and Kinoshita Cicada was more devoted to research itself than Diao Zhuo, who was keen on power. The laboratory was chaotic, but full of life, with lists of data records everywhere, frogs and mice in observation, and large equipment.
Although the experiment Kinoshita cicada said was very interesting, it was actually just a microscope to look at, and Lu Su was very disappointed. Remembering that there was still something to do, Lu Su said goodbye, and when he was leaving, Kinoshita Cicada suddenly said, "There is something in the refrigerator for you, a New Year's gift." ”
"What's that?"
The so-called refrigerator is a refrigerated cabinet where test tubes are placed, and Lu Su saw at a glance that there was something wrapped in paper, and when he held it in his hand, he found that it was actually pork, about ten catties.
"You suddenly gave me something so valuable?" Lu Su said in surprise.
"It's sent by the organization, but I haven't had time to cook, don't there are three people in your family who want to eat, so I'll send you." The Kinoshita cicada, whose eyes were on the microscope, suddenly smiled meaninglessly.
Why do you suddenly have a feeling of being hit, no matter what, take it first!
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