Chapter 145: Ruining Childhood
"Uh-huh, I'm a bad person, I'm the worst."
Wang Xiaochu wiped his sweat, and finally flickered with the help of Yingwu.
Right now, I just took it while I hadn't seen the forbidden part yet.
He thought about it, pulled out the comics, and asked seriously: "Yangyang, you lied to people, you said that you would help me find a book, why do you look like a comic?" ”
He reached for the comics, and when he saw Wang Xiaochu holding him high, he threw him down and rubbed it on him to get it.
Seeing that she was about to be picked up by Yangyang, Wang Xiaochu immediately grabbed her shoulder with one hand and didn't let her get any closer.
Who knew that Yangyang didn't come strongly, and scratched it, Wang Xiaochu suddenly lost his resistance, and he couldn't catch her with just one hand.
And he couldn't free his other hand, so he could only continue to expose his armpits and withstand inhuman attacks.
Yangyang couldn't stand seeing him crying and laughing, so he shrank up and suddenly pounced on the comic that exuded a seductive atmosphere not far away.
Wang Xiaochu was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked up, he saw Qiao Yangyang like an agile kitten, jumping over his head, his pupils dilated, as if he was watching slow motion.
However, he was slower and couldn't move anymore.
Seeing that the little sheep of the comics was about to be pounced on by Qiao Yangyang, the blood on his face retreated.
Qiao Yangyang's face was full of joy.
Reaching out his little hand, he reached out to the comic.
It's time to get closer and closer, and your fingertips are about to touch it.
A pair of pink and tender little paws, one step ahead of her, grabbed the comic, and then fluttered, carrying the comic into the air.
Qiao Yangyang could only stretch out her little hand and watch the comics get farther and farther away from her.
In the end, plopped, and the whole person smashed into Wang Xiaochu's face.
The corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched, although Yangyang was still a child, his body was soft. But after all, it's dozens of pounds......
Yingwu took the comics and flew to the windowsill.
Qiao Yangyang didn't give up, got up and went straight to the windowsill, leaving Wang Xiaochu who was lying on the bed.
As soon as I saw her coming. Yingwu immediately grabbed the comic and flew into the air again, not letting her take it.
"Xiaoying, come down, return me quickly." Qiao Yangyang yelled at him, jumping up and down to reach the comics.
However. Yingwu didn't let her succeed, but he was very suspicious that Qiao Yangyang would be angry and chase him all the time at this time, and he didn't know how many children couldn't sit on the ground because of a toy.
He hurriedly shouted: "It's morning, it's morning, it's time to get up." ”
When Wang Xiaochu, who was lying on the bed, heard this, he bounced up like a spring, ran over and hugged Qiao Yangyang, and pressed it on the small round chair.
"Don't chase him, the more you chase him, the more scared you are. It's sure to fly out, and it's not good to get the manga gone when the time comes. ”
Qiao Yangyang looked at Wang Xiaochu expectantly: "Brother Xiaochu, can you help me get it?" ”
“……”
Facing that pair of eyes full of pleading, it is really hard to refuse.
But no matter how difficult it is to refuse, Wang Xiaochu must also take a firm stand at this time and never waver.
He shook his head decisively and said, "I haven't said why you didn't help me find a book, but you were reading comics there!" ”
Qiao Yang pulled Wang Xiaochu's hand reluctantly, and his pitiful and complaining eyes were simply powerful weapons of destruction.
Wang Xiaochu's eyes were closed, and he resolutely stopped looking.
Seeing that Wang Xiaochu did not move. Qiao Yangyang softened: "I'm sorry, I've searched everywhere I can, but I really can't find it, so I stopped reading the comics." ”
"Really? Didn't lie to me? Wang Xiaochu asked angrily.
"Nope! I will never lie to Brother Xiao Chu. Qiao Yangyang said seriously.
"That'...... Don't look at it yet. There will be time in the future, and now you should be almost time to eat, so let's go back to eat first, and I'll find the book myself. Wang Xiaochu said.
Qiao Yangyang thought about it, so he said happily: "Then I'll come back after eating." ”
After speaking, he left Wang Xiaochu's house in a hurry.
in the room. Yingwu threw the comic back on the bed, flipped it back, and after seeing a few pages, it was the content of the hook and arm.
Wang Xiaochu also looked at it, only felt a chill behind his back, patted his chest and said luckily: "It's okay, it's okay, if Yangyang sees these pages, it's useless to explain it, and it will definitely refresh her three views." ”
Yingwu shook his head: "How come? It doesn't matter if she sees it, didn't she say she had read her cousin's comics? No matter how innocent you are, hooking shoulders is still inevitable. ”
Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment, stunned: "Yes! Since Yangyang has seen it, how can he not doubt it? ”
Yingwu suddenly pulled up his waist, and solemnly pointed at Wang Xiaochu with his wings: "You, you are too evil, what do pure people have to see two boys hooking their shoulders and arms?" Isn't that normal? It's normal to sleep together! Everyone has the experience of staying overnight at the house of classmates and friends, does it matter? ”
Wang Xiaochu's face was sad and indignant: "I was originally very pure, but since you appeared, I have slowly deteriorated." ”
Yingwu flipped through the back cartoons again, and said to him: "This set of comics has no exposed content, it is more innocent, you can show it to Yangyang, you don't need to hide it, the more abnormal you behave, the more she will think about it." ”
"Is this really possible? You see that this man is blushing at that man's face, can't Yangyang see it? Wang Xiaochu pointed to one of the cartoons and said.
"Don't worry, no, a pure person sees everything as pure." Yingwu swore solemnly.
Wang Xiaochu asked suspiciously: "You don't want to play any bad ideas to trick me into lying to me, right?" No, you have to convince me before I believe it, or I'll hide the book even if I'm suspected. ”
"You don't believe it, you actually question the noble parrot."
Yingwu's tail curled, he became serious, and asked, "Have you ever seen the magic card girl Sakura when you were a child?" ”
Wang Xiaochu nodded: "Well, I've seen the story of collecting Kuluo cards." ”
Yingwu said: "Okay, I'll tell you now, the synopsis of this story is that there was a very miserable Lori in the past, who had no mother since she was a child, and her father was an ethical zombie who shot at his students." ”
"The man I had a crush on since I was a child was a, and in the end he became my sister-in-law, and my best friend was still my lily."
"And my boyfriend still tries his best to straighten it up......"
"I was harassed by my friends all the time, and I was forced to wear various costumes and hold a stick between my legs for her to shoot to satisfy my own perversion."
"And my friend's mother is also Lily, and she has maintained an ambiguous relationship until her mother died."
The elementary school homeroom teacher she attended was also a scum who shot at elementary school students, and another teacher used unknown hypnotism on her and harassed her in her dreams. In the end, her class was very common.
"This is the synopsis of this animation you watched in your childhood."
Wang Xiaochu smiled slightly, didn't believe it at all, turned on the computer directly, and relived his childhood again.
After watching it for hours on end, he cried.
I regret ruining my childhood with my own hands.
Yingwu smiled meaningfully in the rocking chair.
It's nice to ruin another guy's childhood. (To be continued.) )