003 Try your hand at it
"What, uncle, uncle......" Yan Junfeng was messy, and quickly explained, "Don't, although I look old, I'm just twenty years old, unmarried, I don't have bad habits, beauty, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Zhao Lu's face turned red and he didn't know how to answer.
Yan Jun looked at the little girl again, "Are Africans as handsome as me, I know that I am healthy, I have been exposed to the Maldives for two months to have such results," shaking his head, Yan Jun continued, "Forget it, what do you know as a child, tell you that you don't know what the Maldives is!" ”
"I ......", the little girl opened her mouth, "I'm not a child, do you think I'm a little black, Gu Tianle, cut!" ”
"Satsuki!" The older girl said and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, my sister doesn't mean anything else." Oh, by the way, my name is Zhao Lu, this is my sister Zhao Yue! ”
"It's nothing, child, how can I bother with her."
As soon as Yan Jun's voice fell, he heard a laugh, and a man next to him looked at Yan Jun, "I heard that there are beautiful women there, and they are all bikinis, feast your eyes, right?" ”
"Hey, am I that kind of person, by the way, what's a bikini?" Yan Jun smiled.
"Haha, it seems that my brother is a fellow practitioner," the man opposite smiled, and his attitude changed quickly, "My name is Liao Changrong, fortunately!" ”
Yan Jun smiled, this Liao Changrong suddenly said something like-minded, in fact, where did Yan Jun go to a place like the Maldives, he only heard it from the movie. Pi smiled and said a few words of good luck and shook hands.
"Uh, Brother Liao, something is wrong with you!" Yan Jun said suddenly.
Not only were the two sisters stunned, but Liao Changrong was even more stunned, a little crying and laughing, didn't he just ridicule the black guy, and now he came to scare him. Liao Changrong saw that Yan Jun was wearing a sloppy stall, is it to blackmail now?
"Hehe, are you going to say that I am sick, and then you can just cure it, take out a pill, it used to cost eighteen thousand eight, but now it only costs eight hundred and eight?" Liao Changrong showed a mocking smile, he took Yan Jun for a liar.
"Haha," many people were amused by Liao Changrong's words, and Yan Jun's eyes became different.
Looking at the other party's suspicious look, Yan Jun did not become angry when he was exposed, but continued calmly, "Have you felt palpitations and insomnia in the past two days, and you often sweat?" ”
Liao Changrong, who was about to turn around and leave, was stunned, "How do you know?" ”
"Do you wake up easily from sleep, often thirsty, as if you can't drink enough?"
Liao Changrong only had to nod his head, his expression shocked, and then he asked worriedly, "Are you a doctor?" So what should I do, what is this disease? ”
The big and small beauties were shocked, and they knew that Yan Jun was right when they looked at Liao Changrong's appearance.
Yan Jun shook his head and said, "I can say that you are a doctor, but you are not sick, but poisoned, and after five days, you will be completely poisoned, and then your whole body will ulcerate and die." ”
Liao Changrong's face turned white, and he stammered, "Brother, don't scare me, I, I'm cowardly!" ”
"Why am I scaring you?" Yan Jun glanced at him, "I don't believe you lifted your clothes and looked near your chest, there must be a black line!" ”
Suspiciously lifted his clothes, Liao Changrong's face turned pale, there was a black line on his shoulder, diagonally close to his heart, about five or six centimeters long, but the color was not very strong, and if you didn't pay attention, you might ignore the past.
"Ah, there really is!" Little Lori covered her mouth.
The passenger next to him also stretched his neck curiously, paying attention to the movement here.
At this time, Liao Changrong couldn't believe it, his face changed, and he said, "Brother, you want to save me!" ”
"Think about it first, is there something special going on?" Yan Jun asked.
After thinking about it, Liao Changrong patted his thigh, "I am a reporter from Yangping Evening News, yesterday I went to track and report on a black coal mine, but they found out, so I ran away in a hurry." There was no accident except for this incident, but I didn't find out how to poison? ”
"Ah, you are also from Yangping City, and so am I, we turned out to be fellow villagers. You're lucky to have met me, for whatever reason, this time for free treatment, reach out! Yan Jun said.
"Ah," Liao Changrong was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, stretched out his right hand, and then retracted and stretched out his left hand, "Fellow, that relationship is good, I still have a little energy in Pingyang City, if you encounter anything, just find my brother!" ”
"Hehe, okay. There is no argument between men and women, they are all the same," said Yan Jun, an ant appeared in his hand, the ant was the size of a thumb, with gold edges on a black background, and two hideous pliers, just when Liao Changrong was about to scream, the big ant crossed his finger with one leg.
"Mom!" Liao Changrong shouted, shaking his arms.
After calling it, I found that there was no pain, and I raised my hand to look at it, but I didn't find any wounds. What's going on?
"Hey, where's that big ant of yours?" Zhao Yue looked at Yan Jun's empty hand very curiously.
"Magic," Yan Jun smiled and said to Liao Changrong, "See if your chest has recovered?" ”
Zhao Yue pursed her lips, dissatisfied with Yan Jun's fooling her. The black line on Liao Changrong's chest was disappearing rapidly, and he couldn't see it in just a few seconds. At this time, there were already many people around them who were watching the excitement, and they all let out exclamatory sounds, thinking that it was amazing.
"Wow, did you see the big ant just now, is that real?"
"It should be, it can still move, but there are such big ants?"
"Hey, I think it's an artificial ant, just to scare people."
"And what's the black line on this man's chest?" Some people are puzzled.
"There have been more ways to deceive people these days, I think those two people are in a gang, and those two women may also be trusted, just take a look, but don't be fooled. I'll tell you, I've seen a lot of things like this, so I'll talk about it again......"
sat down for a long time, Yan Jun didn't care about the surrounding discussions, his mouth grew on others, and he could say whatever he wanted.
Seeing Yan Jun's methods, Liao Changrong was surprised and delighted, and immediately thanked him again and again, but he was very strange in his heart, and couldn't help but ask again, "Brother Yan, how can you see that I am poisoned?" ”
"Hehe, because the golden ant is sensitive to toxins, it can sense the poison in you." Yan Jun smiled, in fact, he could feel it himself, Mo Yu's exquisite heart made Yan Jun an invincible body, and his feelings for toxins were incomparable, of course, he would not tell others about this kind of thing.
It was obvious that Zhao Yue was very interested in Yanjun's big ant, and asked, "Where did you put your ant, why can't I find it?" ”
Zhao Lu was also surprised, and her beautiful eyes flashed. Yan Jun smiled, turned his hand, and there was a big ant lying in his palm, which was the one just now.
"Wow, that's a big ant!" Zhao Luo covered his mouth and pulled Zhao Yue to prevent her from approaching.
"Can I touch it?" Zhao Yue was very bold and had such an idea.
Yan Jun nodded, "This is a golden ant, it is very poisonous, but as long as you don't anger it, it doesn't matter." It's very well-behaved, you touch it! ”