Chapter 444: The Joke When I Got Up

The sun slowly rose from the sky, shining in through the high window in the prison chamber and falling on Qin Yifeng's body.

When the sun was about to hit Qin Yifeng's buttocks, the crow suddenly walked up to Qin Yifeng and patted his quilt, shouting, "Brother Feng, it's time to get up and have breakfast!" ”

Since the establishment of the Seven Warehouses Alliance, the inmates in the prison don't have to do that damn gymnastics anymore and can sleep more, so it's obviously very abnormal for the crows to get up so early now, but even more abnormal things are still to come!

I saw that Qin Yifeng was woken up by the crow, and he was still a little confused, and he opened his mouth and asked, "What kind of breakfast do you eat, don't you eat it?" After asking this question, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Why is it wet underneath?" ”

"Huh?" The crow was stunned for a moment and touched Qin Yifeng's forehead: "Brother Feng, are you okay?" It's normal, and I don't have a fever! ”

"What!" Qin Yifeng was a little weak because he was wet underneath, and he didn't dare to speak too loudly for a while.

"Brother Feng, are you sick, usually when it comes to eating breakfast, you are the first to rush up!" The crow was worried in his heart, as the so-called abnormal must have ghosts, it seems that Qin Yifeng must have something wrong that will make him anorexic.

I have to say that after the crow now has a publishing house, he can be regarded as a cultural person, and the imagination of cultural people is obviously not comparable to that of ordinary people.

"Is it because you are trapped by love?" The more the crow thought about it, the more outrageous it became, but this girl wanted to think about it, but when he thought about it, he wanted to say it.

"You're fucking trapped in love!" Qin Yifeng roared dissatisfiedly, but this roar attracted the attention of a large number of people.

"Who's trapped by love?"

"Is the alliance leader trapped by love?"

"I'll just say, the alliance leader doesn't look good, and he seems to be a poor worm who can't soak in girls!"

"What age, still pick up girls, just go to prostitution and turn it over!"

"Brother, what you said is not right, prostitution asks for money, I think it's better to be ten girls, and it's always about feelings and not money!"

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A group of lewd guys showed an expression that you know and I understand, and the topic became more and more unreliable later.

"Then Brother Feng, hurry up, Brother Dong and sister-in-law are also waiting for you in the cafeteria!" The crow said the same.

After the crow mentioned this, Qin Yifeng realized that Youya was no longer by his side, and it seemed that this Nizi followed Dadong and the others as soon as she heard that there was something to eat.

"Go, you go first, I'll be right away!" Qin Yifeng said with a weak heart, and his weak expression made the crow feel more and more unreliable.

"What's wrong?" The crow asked, and suddenly saw Qin Yifeng's covered body constantly moving, and for a moment of nervousness, he uncovered Qin Yifeng's quilt, "Brother Feng, aren't you injured?" ”

As soon as he uncovered the quilt, the crow found that Qin Yifeng's outer pants had been taken off, and he was only wearing a pair of underwear, and the outer pants that had been taken off were just forgiven on the bed.

"What is this?" The crow didn't see it clearly for a while, and grabbed Qin Yifeng's pants with one hand, "Why are they wet?" ”

"Damn!" Qin Yifeng scolded, his face became redder and redder, but the crow didn't notice it, but put his pants in front of his face very nervously and sniffed it with his nose.

"Uh......"

As soon as the crow smelled the smell, his face suddenly changed, and he felt that he wanted to gag, it was too embarrassing, he not only touched those things early in the morning, but also put them in front of his nose to smell them, how could he gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes after this matter was spread?

"Crow, why have you been so long!"

At this time, the black eagle, who had been waiting in the cafeteria and couldn't see anyone, came back to urge people, but when he saw the crow, he saw the crow's sad face, and Qin Yifeng, a guy who has always been very arrogant, actually didn't speak, just lowered his head, blushed, and slowly put on a pair of clean pants.

"Raven, are you alright?" Black Eagle couldn't help but be curious when he saw the crow's expression, and when he saw Qin Yifeng's old pants, his face suddenly distorted.

Black Eagle is a sullen guy, he has been messing around with Qin Yifeng and others for so long, Qin Yifeng has never heard him say fifty words, usually if he has nothing to do, he can't beat a fart, he can not speak all day, let alone see him laugh!

However, Black Eagle's face twisted now, as if he was enduring it very hard, and Qin Yifeng also estimated that he couldn't endure it for long, and sure enough, he saw Black Eagle suddenly open his mouth and laugh, laughing forward and backward, and laughing even more tears.

"Brother Feng, you're too ...... Haha......" Black Hawk held up his thumb and was about to praise it, but before he could finish his sentence, he laughed again, and this time he laughed more exaggeratedly.

And the crow saw that it was not himself who was laughing at the black eagle, and thought that the black eagle should not know about his ugly things, so he also laughed with the black eagle without scruples, laughing so much that Qin Yifeng was about to find a hole to get into.

"Laugh at the fart, don't laugh anymore!" Qin Yifeng roared with a red face, and his roar The Black Eagle really stopped laughing, but his face continued to distort, but the crow couldn't stop it.

"Let's go, didn't you mean breakfast?" Qin Yifeng felt extremely embarrassed, and walked to the cafeteria first.

Dadong and Ah Lang didn't know what they were talking about, and Youya was sitting opposite the two, when he was chatting and chatting, he suddenly saw the blushing Qin Yifeng coming, and behind him was followed by the crow who couldn't stop laughing and the black eagle who was obviously laughing and enduring pain, he couldn't help but feel surprised.

After several questioning, the crow's loudspeaker couldn't bear to say what happened to Qin Yifeng in the morning, and as soon as he heard about it, Dadong and Ah Lang also laughed overhead.

Ah Lang smiled and said with even more emotion: "Brother Feng, you are finally a person who has been in prison" The prisoners all endured, they did not riot, they beat the prison guards, and those who wet their pants in the morning are not considered a competent prisoner, and now Qin Yifeng is obviously qualified.

"That's right!" The crow smiled and agreed: "Although there is no difference between brother and me, it is not far behind, and Brother Feng is still young, and there is room for improvement." ”

Youjing tilted her head, looking at the three Dadong who were smiling forward in front of her and the black eagle who was smiling and suffering, and finally saw Qin Yifeng, who was about to lower her head under the table, she still didn't understand what they were talking about, how could it be so funny?

"What are you talking about?" Youjing finally couldn't help but ask, but when he asked, the laughter of Dadong and the others immediately stopped, and Qin Yifeng's face turned even redder.

"Breakfast, good breakfast today!" Dadong pretended to hold up his glasses, and forked a ham sausage into his mouth.

"Not bad indeed!" Several other people also stopped laughing and ate very calmly.

Seeing everyone like this, Yu Jing was even more puzzled, what are they doing? "Yifeng, what were they laughing at just now?"

"I didn't ...... Nothing, have breakfast, breakfast today was really good...... Hahahahawow! ”