Chapter 36: Saving People from Being Perverts
"Xiaoyan, are you okay?"
"You scared me to death just now!"
Li Xiaoyan's companion Wang Jing had been following Yang Fan, and immediately asked with concern after seeing her out of danger. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Yang Fan propped up his hands, jumped directly from the pool to the edge of the pool, and pulled the girl with short hair next to him. After seeing that Li Xiaoyan's legs were not very natural, Yang Fan, who knew that the cramps were uncomfortable, said to lie down, and then grabbed her calves and lifted them up.
Belch......
After lifting Li Xiaoyan's legs, Yang Fan was embarrassed to find that this girl was not a safe swim trunk!
Li Xiaoyan didn't react to what happened at all, her calf was grabbed and lifted up by a man, and her nervous mood when she fell into the water did not calm down, so she instinctively kicked out.
"...... Uproar"
Yang Fan, who was standing on the edge of the pool, only felt a pain under his body, couldn't help but take a few steps back, and with one foot in the air, the whole person fell into the water......
The severe pain of being attacked made Yang Fan's facial features come together, his whole body curled up together, and he choked a few mouthfuls of water in the pool one after another, and finally struggled to hold on to the edge of the pool to prevent himself from continuing to sink.
Wang Jing also reacted, and immediately misunderstood Yang Fan. walked to the edge of the pool and looked at Yang Fan who was struggling in the water, and didn't say anything about stretching out his hand, and asked regardless of it, "What are you doing!" ”
Holding on to the edge of the pool, Yang Fan's entire chest pressed against the pool wall, and his buttocks tried to shrink back to relieve the pain, but he was still unable to speak......
You really can't be a good person!
Zhang Xiao also swam over at this time, and was not happy to see this scene, seeing that Wang Jing still wanted to come up and step on it, he said angrily, "Are you sick, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, you can't see that she has cramps, you were also blind when you saved people before?" ”
Splitting his head and covering his face and scolding Wang Jing, Zhang Xiao looked at Yang Fan, who was in pain, and asked with concern, "It's okay." ”
After two breaths of relief, Yang Fan also recovered a little, waved his hand at her, and took a long breath again before he said with a miserable face, "I'm really wronged!" ”
After making sure that Yang Fan had no big problems, Zhang Xiao also breathed a sigh of relief, and said angrily when he heard the words, "You are wronged, don't you have to save people." Whoever told you to move your hands and feet without making it clear, you deserve it! ”
Yang Fan was lying on the edge of the pool, still unable to straighten his waist, he still glared at Zhang Xiao when he heard the words, and said helplessly, "I understand, Dou E is dead in your mouth!" ”
was scolded by Zhang Xiao, Wang Jing found that Li Xiaoyan had cramps, although she felt embarrassed, she didn't come up to apologize to Yang Fan, and went back directly to help Li Xiaoyan pull out her tendons.
Looking at Wang Jing's hurried movements, Yang Fan, who was lying on the edge of the pool, sighed and said speechlessly, "Raise your legs, press the forefeet!" ”
"It's just you!" Zhang Xiao said dissatisfiedly.
Wang Jing followed Yang Fan's instructions and pressed the soles of Li Xiaoyan's forefeet hard, and the surface of her feet almost pressed against her calf bones.
Yang Fan was taken aback by this scene, and he didn't even care about the pain, and confirmed that he didn't hear the sound of bones, so he was sure that it wasn't the girl who broke her ankle bone with too much force.
These leg presses, coupled with the girl's performance in the water, Yang Fan was sure that the girl he rescued must have been trained in flexibility.
However, Yang Fan is also strange, this person who often stretches should not cramp easily, and he is not just in the water. After a little thought, I knew that this girl must be lacking in minerals such as calcium and magnesium in her body.
It is true that you don't feel cold in the water in the summer, and it is an illusion that you will not cramp if you are not too tired. In fact, whenever the heat is lost in water below body temperature, the loss of magnesium ions is very fast, otherwise the swimming body shaping effect will not be so good. Magnesium ion deficiency is also one of the important causes of cramps, if there is a lack of calcium and magnesium at ordinary times, it is possible to cramp if you are in the water for a long time without moving.
Thinking about these things, Yang Fan felt much better, although it still hurt a little, but it was already within the range of tolerance. Then he borrowed Zhang Xiao's strength to climb up to the pool, sat on the edge of the pool, and couldn't help but lean forward.
Li Xiaoyan finally recovered from the cramps, walking was still a little awkward, looking at Yang Fan's posture, she walked over embarrassedly, and asked worriedly, "Are you okay?" ”
Yang Fan was immediately reminded of the pain just now by this sentence, and immediately replied, "You can still be responsible for something!" ”
"Poof......
This is nothing in itself, but contacting the place where Yang Fan was kicked just now immediately made Zhang Xiaoxiao squirt, she was still in the water, so she patted Yang Fan's leg and said, "I said Yang Fan, I found that you are really not an ordinary bastard!" ”
Regardless of whether Li Xiaoyan or Wang Jing really didn't react at first, Zhang Xiao's smile immediately reminded them. Li Xiaoyan's face was like a red cloth, and she didn't know what to say.
However, Wang Jing was probably used to being cranky, and immediately came up and accused, "Why are you like this, you are not a man at all!" ”
Yang Fan first saved people without thinking, and then he was kicked in the vital part for no reason, and then this ear-length short hair not only did not pull himself who was struggling in the water, but blamed him, and even wanted to step on himself lying on the edge of the pool. At that time, although I understood my recklessness and didn't get angry, I still had some opinions about this girl with short hair with ears. Then this girl was scolded by Zhang Xiao, and she understood the misunderstanding and didn't say sorry, and then she was inevitably a little unhappy when she came up to accuse her again.
Lao Tzu saved people, and then wanted to help take a kick, and then he was accused of not saying anything, and reminded you how to stretch. Now it's just a complaint, but you're embarrassed to come up and talk about it......
Yang Fan knew that most of her temper was also used to it, but Yang Fan had never been used to this kind of person's habits, so he immediately said angrily, "I'm still like this, what's wrong with the man?" Damn? In addition, a word of advice to you, don't stand next to a sitting man in this kind of swimsuit, and be careful not to go naked, so as not to complain about others afterwards! ”
This one-piece swimsuit with a skirt may be worn out if it weren't for the anti-walking swimming trunks. Of course, Wang Jing didn't go away, Yang Fan just complained about her.
But when I heard this, it was different in Wang Jing's ears, regardless of whether she was gone or not, her first reaction was to cover her swim skirt and squat!
Yang Fan pursed his lips and continued to complain, "What are you covering, I really think I am Monroe!" ”
Zhang Xiao wanted to cover his face when he heard this, and then buried his head in the pool, this guy is really a bastard!
"Neuropathy ......"
Wang Jing also reacted, blaming Yang Fan while dragging Li Xiaoyan, who was blushing, away.
In fact, Li Xiaoyan, who didn't speak next to her during this time, reacted worse than Wang Jing, I don't know why, she just felt that she was gone just now, thinking of this, her face was even more red, and she was embarrassed to continue to stand nearby, so she half-pushed and half-thanked Wang Jing without even thanking her and let Wang Jing drag away.
Zhang Xiao looked at Li Xiaoyan's reaction thoughtfully, looked at Yang Fan again, and then pursed his lips.
A few words repelled the spicy girl, Yang Fan also pursed his lips, thought about it, and shouted at their backs, "Usually eat more foods with high calcium and magnesium content, and don't go into the water for too long, beware that no one will save you next time you have cramps!" ”
Li Xiaoyan, who was being dragged away by Wang Jing, couldn't help but be stunned when she heard this, and then turned back to Yang Fan and said, "Thank you!" ”
Wang Jing next to her immediately grabbed Li Xiaoyan and said while dragging her away, "Thank you, don't pay attention to him, this is a nervous disorder!" ”
Wang Jing really didn't want to see Yang Fan at a glance, so she dragged Li Xiaoyan to the dressing room directly.
After the two girls entered the locker room, Zhang Xiao also came out of the pool, sat side by side with Yang Fan, tilted his head and looked at Yang Fan strangely, "Okay...... The last sentence is the finishing touch, absolutely impressive! I think the girl doesn't know you, or else she will let you go around inside. It's like this at such a young age, and I really don't know how many girls will be harmed when I grow up! ”
Yang Fan had basically recovered at this time, and when he heard this, he pouted Zhang Xiao, "If you want to be harmed, you will be harmed first." ”
Zhang Xiao is not Wang Jing, and he is not afraid of Yang Fan's tricks at all, "Okay, hurry up, while the girl hasn't gone far yet, she really can't harm people, and she can be chased out and let her be responsible!" ”
As he spoke, Zhang Xiao pinched Yang Fan's arm and said provocatively, "Why don't ......you try it quickly?"
At this age, Yang Fan, who was a little impatient after a few moments, said helplessly, "I found that you are quite a hooligan!" ”
When he said this, Yang Fan felt very sad, a man said to a woman that you are quite a hooligan, that helplessness is really sad!
Hearing the word hooligan, Zhang Xiao remembered the girl's performance just now, and couldn't help laughing, only to glance at Yang Fan in the middle of the ring, and said with a smile, "You still dare to say hooligan?" Who saved someone's chest was also hugged, his butt was touched, and he was teased, looking at the girl's reaction, she probably even watched what she shouldn't have seen. Speaking of which, it's enough for you to take this kick! ”
“……”
Yang Fan was speechless, although the mistakes basically happened, who could have so many ideas when saving people? If you can really give birth to this kind of idea at this time, that is also a genius, and it is definitely a fighter in the Y stick! With his hands propped up, he stood up from the edge of the pool and said, "I found that I can't talk to you, I'm saving people, can you think so much about saving people?" ”
Zhang Xiao clasped his hands on his chest and also stood up, with a defensive expression on his face, "If it weren't for what you just said to remind me, I wouldn't know that men can't stand next to them when they sit in the pool!" But while the man stands, the woman cannot sit next to him. ”
Yang Fan, "......"
What does this mean, saying that you stand up because you want to peek!
Egg!
Well, it's really white!
Looking at Yang Fan's speechless face, Zhang Xiao paused and added, "I found that women are unlucky, is this called high or low?" ”
Scratching his head, Yang Fan finally patted the back of his head helplessly, sighed before saying, "Can you still have a good chat?" In addition, you don't use the idiom like that! ”
"Okay, change back to the original topic of saving people, and change a man to save you like this? Kick it up with two feet and forget it. ”
Yang Fan, "......"
!
Saving people seems to be really a pervert, which makes people drunk.