Lin Yan has probably been more bored recently, when he is bored, he will write some beginnings of novels, will write some game plans, and when he is more bored, he will finish the novels that have been written at the beginning, and will turn the plans that have been placed into real games. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lin Yan recently felt that his creativity to look at the human world from another perspective seemed to be good. He was quite satisfied with putting the protagonist on the cat.

After all, cats are a big pet of humans, but they still have too many special features compared to another big pet, dogs.

For example, cats are basically freer than dogs, they can come and go as they please, and humans don't care too much about what they are doing every night. And some dogs' whole life is tethered somewhere, their whole life, it may not be accurate to say that it is a cup, but to say that it is a comedy, it is completely impossible.

Therefore, some time ago, Lin Yan wrote a story about a person being reborn as a cat, and these days, he is bored, and he has continued to write this story a little.

Perhaps, for some people, such a book is not particularly good-looking, but for Lin Yan, this is the kind of life he wants.

The rest of his life, who was also weak-hearted, did not expose Liu Yang's lies. He supported his ears and listened to what Liu Yang said, planning to cooperate with the acting, after all, he had just finished fiddling with Liu Yang's computer, and he was also a little weak and lacked confidence.

It turned out that this was the case, and the rest of his life learned about the general situation in Liu Yang's words.

To put it simply, Liu Yang just finished installing the computer, was a little excited, and forgot to look for the girl at the appointed time.

Although the sister was waiting for him and was not angry, Liu Yang knew that even if the sister didn't say it, it would inevitably be difficult to have a problem in her heart.

So, he first apologized directly. Then knock on the side and bring the topic to the stray cat at home. After talking about the hard work for a while, I showed the scars on my hands that had not yet faded.

The girl's heart is hidden. It seems that he not only forgave Liu Yang for being late. also took the initiative to ask to come to Liu Yang's bedroom to see the cat.

After that, it's now.

The girl glanced at the rest of her life crawling on the balcony and being half-dead. She said in a soft voice, "It looks good!" ”

Of course! Of course Uncle Ben is very well-behaved!

The rest of his life listened to the pleasant voice of the voice. He secretly prayed that a girl with a beautiful voice would have better have the same wonderful appearance. Although he is not affiliated with the Appearance Association, if he is a fat girl, he is naturally not beautiful.

"One! Two! Three! "The rest of my life was in prayer, opening a pair of cat's eyes.

The first thing that catches the eye is a plain face, simple and not powdered. Compared with the so-called inferior costumes of stars in TV in this era, Yu Sheng undoubtedly prefers this one.

Her clothes are equally plain, and it seems that she is not as wealthy as a "slave". But standing there, his own temperament is like a lotus flower, and he is pure and planted.

A beautiful story of Prince Charming and Cinderella? Or is it a rich man's rebellion?

Yu Sheng glanced at Liu Yang a little farther away, a little uncertain. After all, the most difficult thing to estimate is people's hearts.

Just when the rest of his life was open to his mind and cranky.

The girl stretched out her hand and said, "Hello Mimi, my name is Su Yuxiao." ”

You are Mimi, and your whole family is Mimi. The rest of his life has always hated that others call cats Mimi, not to mention that he has become a cat for the rest of his life.

For the sake of her being a sister, she forgave her for the rest of her life.

Yu Sheng generously stretched out his front paws, intending to shake a claw with Su Yuxiao.

"Be careful!" Liu Yang shouted, hugged his sister, turned his back, and blocked the claws of the rest of his life. He didn't want Yu Xiao to be scratched by a cat, he had experienced that taste, but it was not good.

"What's wrong?" Su Yuxiao exclaimed.

"It's okay, I'm afraid it will scratch you." Liu Yang let go of the girl in his arms, touched his nose, and said embarrassedly.

"It's friendly and doesn't hurt me. You see. Su Yuxiao blushed and pointed at the rest of his life.

The claws of the rest of his life were stretched out in the air, and he couldn't figure out the situation there.

Su Yuxiao was amused by the appearance of the rest of his life.

The rest of her life in front of her was not fascinated by this joke. On the contrary, Liu Yang on the side showed a hint of admiration.

Monkey is in a hurry, don't be so anxious. For the rest of his life, Liu Yang, who rushed over like a neuropath, was angry. "Sure enough, not only can human beings bloom from day to day, they are in estrus all year round."

Feeling the subtle and awkward atmosphere between the two, Yu Sheng sighed secretly, "Send the Buddha to the West." ”

He began to make reasonable use of his strengths.

The rest of his life "meowed", and the "meow" was very loud. A cute look that everyone on the earth knows to ask for a hug.

After Liu Yang blocked it several times to no avail, Su Yuxiao still picked up the rest of his life like a baby.

The rest of his life lay in the crook of Su Yuxiao's arm, smelling the smell of the girl's body, not to mention the body fragrance, but not unpleasant, which made the rest of his life feel very comfortable.

This reminded Yu Sheng that it seemed that he had been at odds with animals in his "previous life", whether it was because his smell was too bad, or that animals didn't like his smell. After being reborn as a cat, the rest of my life realized how developed the animal's sense of smell really is.

He lay on Su Yuxiao's chest, touched the soft part of it a few times with his paws, and had to say that the size was just right, that is, it was not as flat as a washboard, and the slightly bulging amplitude was knocked to the advantage, without the cumbersome feeling of a cow.

But it's a pity that when Yu Sheng changed a few postures and planned to experience the wonderful perception of looking at the peaks on the side of the ridge, he found that it was still winter, and there were not a lot of clothes for this little girl, and at the same time made Yu Sheng wonder about the "claw feeling" just now, whether it was the touch of the clothes, or the real feedback there.

He let out a long sigh of embarrassment, and a long "meow" sound came out of his mouth.

Men are more or less jealous, even if it's a cat. Liu Yang saw the yellow and white raccoon cat, squirming around on Su Yuxiao's chest, and always felt that the cat was not bad. Especially when Su Yuxiao put it down, it glanced at him, and the profound meaning actually made Liu Yang, who was known for his boldness in his life circle, feel a chill down his spine.

"No wonder grandma said that cats are evil, it seems that this guy should be sent away quickly after his injury."

Although Liu Yang thought so in his heart, he didn't say so, and said a lot of words to Su Yuxiao in a good voice, and in Su Yuxiao's reluctant gaze, which can be called one step and three turns, she was pulled by Liu Yang to eat.

The sun was setting outside the window, and the rest of his life saw the two of them go away. He was sure that it was his bad taste just now, and he "invaded" Su Yuxiao in front of Liu Yang, a little red guy. But he didn't feel much guilt, after all, the uncle was now a cat.

He hummed a little song in his head as he turned on his computer. During that time, he set several goals for his life.

He first opened the forum and registered an account with his real name for the rest of his life, and the first post was about the development trend of Beijing's popular clothing in the coming year. In his vague memory, he vaguely remembers that in his last life, around 2000, there was a jeans frenzy in Beijing.

At that time, the price of jeans from the southern coastal areas was more than 20 yuan a piece, and the price could be raised to more than 100 yuan when it changed hands in Beijing, and the profits were unimaginable.

But now for the rest of his life, this body obviously does not have the strength to be a fallen master, so he selflessly shared his prophetic vision, as for whether anyone believes it, do what he says, then let it be.

After typing a post for the rest of his life, he was so tired that he lay on the table and didn't want to move, he didn't expect typing to be so difficult, you must know that in his previous life, when he chatted online, he could type 100 words per minute with pinyin. Of course, part of the reason for this is because of the progress and optimization of input methods, which can "intelligently" rank the user's commonly used words at the top of the word list.

But the more reason is that the front paws that are now used as hands for the rest of his life, Tuanhuhu has no fingers, so that he can't fly on the keyboard with both hands like before, and can only click on the keyboard like a computer beginner. And because the keyboard is a bit big, his body has to constantly lean forward and backward. What a human can do with his hands, he does it as a whole body movement.

It's hell.

After resting for a while, he stood up, held the mouse and created a hidden folder, and created a word document in it. Name the title "Supreme Wisdom".

That's what he wanted to do for the rest of his life, and in the absence of words, he thought he could write something out in order not to let himself die in silence.

Although he can't repeat many famous books word for word like a machine, he can write what he wants to write according to his own ideas for the rest of his life. Even though his writing was not very good at first, after a long period of writing, he believed that he could master the art of storytelling.

As for this "supreme wisdom", it is something different that I have observed from the perspective of a cat in the days when I have become a cat for the rest of my life. It reminded him of a novel from his previous life.

"The measure of whether a creature has the highest intelligence is whether it has the ability to earn something for nothing."

"The first condition for getting paid is to hide the intent to get paid without leaving a trace."

"The sharpest, most subtle, and most effective weapon in the entire universe is flattery."

"If a creature likes to think of itself as a god, and it is aware of it, then treat it as a 'god,' and in this way, it will become your obedient slave."

It took him a lot of time for the rest of his life to write the main idea of this short story in Word, and after writing it, he began to narrate the text. He didn't use too much brains, but directly described it with the story structure of the original novel.

The general content is that aliens came to Earth and launched a friendly and in-depth cooperative relationship with the human beings on Earth. In order to show this relationship, humans specially chose a male and a female and a pair of human best friends, dogs, as gifts. But during this time, an alien developed a telepathic telepathy to a creature on Earth.

He can know what the dogs on Earth are thinking, and these dogs who look stupid and only wag their tails to please humans have extremely powerful minds, and in the minds of the dogs they are the highest intelligence on the planet.

Why dogs are the highest intelligence on earth is illustrated by one example.

"When man sows wheat in the field, toils in the heat and in the harsh weather of strong winds and storms, and then harvests it with machines that other people have worked so hard to build; After multiple processes of transportation, storage, and milling, humans make wheat into flour; The flour is baked to get biscuits; After the biscuits are packaged, they are shipped around the world by various means of transportation. Humans have to put a lot of effort into getting cookies.

And if a dog wants a cookie, they just need to stand up, wave their front paws, and curry favor with his "god". ”

Humans are blinded by the cheap flattery of dogs, and willingly become slaves to their so-called pets, and without complaint.

And the alien, who knows the mind of a dog, discovers a terrifying conspiracy.

Humans gave aliens a male dog and a female dog, and humans said that the aliens could breed them, so that the alien world would be bathed in the eternal love of humanity's most loyal companions.

And the aliens know very well that they must invade before they conquer. Force is not the strong point of dogs, they do not have strong ships and guns, but they have a more lethal and good weapon - flattery.

If they are not careful, they will soon be conquered by this kind of worshippers whose eyes radiate the light of hero-worship.

Writing this, the rest of his life fell into contemplation, and he found that what he wrote was too boring, just a bunch of settings, no characters, and a lack of plot, as if he couldn't wait to sell his dry goods. He decided to save the document first, wait for the idea to be clear, and rewrite the story.

This made him have to admire those who can write stories, even a boring idea, under their hands. dwarfed by this, Yu Sheng had to be a little disappointed, and began to wonder if he was too self-conscious to write novels because he was not high in literary literacy.

Although a few words were not written, the time was already imperceptibly nine o'clock in the evening.

Yu Sheng was a little hungry, but he didn't eat what was on his plate because it was leftovers. This makes people have to sigh, even if he becomes a cat, he is still as hypocritical as ever.

"You won't go directly to hey, hey, hey", the rest of his life thought when he saw that Liu Yang hadn't come back yet. "But girls in this era are not so open. Let's wait......"

Finally, at half past nine, the rest of my life waited for Liu Yang, who came back.

I saw him holding a ball of cotton clothes, and untied the cotton clothes impatiently, revealing a lunch box. Open it and put the steak inside in front of the rest of your life.

You see the slave is coming, and the rest of his life is a little laboriously biting the whole steak, and it is not without smug thoughts. (To be continued.) )