At dusk, Jin Duan and Worm Ting were still happily playing games, shouting and killing.

Lu Su sat on the sofa and dialed it three times, but he still couldn't get through Zhang Yi's phone, and he couldn't help it, who was rarely angry, clutched his mobile phone tightly, and cursed with the most vicious words: "Zhang Yi, you are missing, you untrustworthy bastard!" I curse you to be wheeled by nine big men X a hundred times! ”

Scolding alone couldn't relieve the hatred in his heart, he sighed and fell back on the sofa. Obviously, he had found evidence of clearing his guilt as agreed, but the other party did not answer the phone, as if he had suddenly sunk into the sea. Could it be that he was tricked by Zhang Yi? I can't figure out the situation, and now I don't know what to do.

Stay, wait or run?

I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I went to the house over there to find the old man, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw the old man walking around with a bitter face, and I didn't notice Lu Su who walked in at all, and muttered in my mouth: "Why is this the ending, alas, alas! ”

"What's wrong with you?"

“……”

"I'm done, the disc!"

"I'm done!"

Listening to what he just said, he was obviously struggling with the final ending, the ending of "X-Men 3", it was XXX who gave XXX to XX (considering that some readers and friends may not have seen this movie, so as not to spoil it, so it was silenced.) Author's note).

"You're going to be sad too, aren't you?"

"Nonsense, I'm just sorry, why do I have to kill the person I like, obviously all the way, from the first episode to the third episode ......"

"You seem to have made a mistake!"

"Huh? How to say. ”

"The girlfriend of the man who chops melons and vegetables in the first part is different from the one in the back."

"What?" The old man was shocked by the explosive truth.

"There's a woman in the middle, hey, old man, you can't tell the foreigner's face when you watch the movie!"

“……”

"Chopping melons and chopping vegetables, how can you tell the difference."

"He's got a beard!" The old man's face suddenly became gloomy, "I wonder why this girl's demon skills have changed, so that's what happened...... So, didn't this guy start from scratch? ”

"Yes, actually, the second woman likes two men at the same time."

"What?" The old man seemed to be very unacceptable.

Feeling that it was fun to stimulate him, Lu Su continued: "The first girlfriend also followed another man later. ”

"Bitch!"

"It's nothing!"

"Boy, you actually showed me a third-level film!"

"How is this a tertiary film? Hey, you actually know the tertiary film, it's amazing! ”

"I've sold it!"

“……”

"Ninety years, at that time, I made money selling this old man."

"Old man, your background is very complicated!"

Ignoring Lu Su's words, the old man walked to the side of the disc, withdrew the disc, plucked it in half, and threw it on the ground: "My old man hates people who abandon the whole thing the most." ”

"The reaction is a bit overdone, haven't you sold tertiary films yourself!"

"It's different, I sell it but I don't look at it, my old man is a very traditional person."

“……”

This value can be said to be antique, Lu Su suddenly remembered that Jin Duan used to like the process Gu Zhi, and then liked himself, I don't know if the old man will have a bad opinion of Jin Duan if he knows about this matter.

I wanted to ask, but I was afraid that there would really be bad comments, so I turned around and said, "Old man, suppose there is a woman who used to like a man, and then this man died. Then she was with another boy ......"

"You're talking about the Bone Maiden!"

"Huh?" Lu Su was stunned for a moment, "You know? ”

"We're chatting while you're away."

"Oh!"

It turns out that the relationship between the two is not as bad as it seems.

The old man patted Lu Su on the shoulder: "Boy, don't care about the past, men should be broad-minded." ”

"I see...... No, I never cared. ”

"Then what do you ask me for?"

"......" is now inexplicable.

"......," the old man smoked in silence.

"Old man, you're conflicted. Change girlfriend in the movie, change boyfriend, you are so angry, don't you take it seriously in reality? ”

"I just hate irresponsible people."

This incident reminded Lu Su of when he was with his mother in "Graduate" before, when he saw the protagonist being seduced by a married woman again and again, his mother actually angrily threw the wool she was knitting in her hand and went out, and sighed in a regretful tone: "Alas, this child is really willing to fall!" ”。 Compared with his mother's generation, the old man's values are antiques among antiques.

"Oh, I'll be responsible for you." Lu Su said with a smile.

"What's the responsibility for me, be kind to the Holy Bone Girl, she's a hard-working child."

"Your tone is very much like that of an elder!"

"Am I not an elder?"

"Most of the time it's not like that!"

"......" The old man knocked Lu Su on the head with a cigarette pot.

"It hurts!"

"Talking nonsense, no big or small!"

"By the way, I have something important to tell you."

"Any other good discs?" The old man interrupted Lu Su, "I haven't enjoyed it yet!" ”

"At your rate, you can digest the essence of human movies for a hundred years in a month."

"Is there any?" The old man pounced impatiently.

"Hey, don't search yourself, you wait a minute."

On the way to buy glucose for Chu Qianque in the morning, I bought a plate of plates by the way, and when I was choosing a plate, I had a lot of hands on it. I knew that I wouldn't even pay for that "X-Men 3", so why spend money if I have superpowers.

"Inverted!"

After using several palm reversals in a row, Lu Su copied a few discs for the old man, most of which were action movies that the old man preferred. Originally, a type of disc in a video store was put together.

"Oooh!" He exclaimed excitedly, picking up plate after plate, "Which one is better first?" ”

"Feel free to do so! By the way, I'll go down to eat......"

"Okay, let's go!"

“……”

The old man waved his hand casually, and if he usually came along.

Is there food for the spirit, and there is no need for even the food of reality? Lu Su smiled bitterly, pushed the door and left, and just left before he remembered the intention of looking for the old man.

"Forget it, let's ask later!" Nothing will happen tonight anyway.

When he returned there, the battle between Jin Duan and Worm Ting seemed to be over, Worm Ting was cheering "Oh oh yes", Lu Su asked, "Won the battle?" ”

"Hah, 280 to 20!"

There's nothing to be happy about, an overwhelming victory, but Jin Duan looked stunned: "Damn, it's too much water!" ”

"This is the power of justice!"

"Don't get too complacent,!"

"It's not the reason for the release of water!" Lu Su said.

"Shut up!" The pillow was thrown over.

It seems that the fundamental reason is that Jin Duan is too light on the enemy, and in three hundred battles, no matter how strong Jin Duan is, Worm Ting can still find her attack routine.

Has the established victory or defeat been slightly reversed?

Lu Su caught the pillow: "Do you want to eat?" ”

"Good!"

"No!"

Insect Ting and Jin Duan replied at the same time, and Lu Su asked Jin Duan: "You really don't eat it?" ”

"I'm going to practice it! Get back to your senses. She sat up, sat cross-legged straight, and clenched the handle, "Sue, help me feed this!" ”

Nani? I went out with Worm Ting!

"Well, the old man doesn't eat either!" Lu Su reminded.

"What's wrong with him, hunger strike!"

"Then let's go!" Lu Su put the rereading on the "two", obviously reminding Jin Duan, is this really okay?

", disappear from my eyes!" Jin Duan, who was choosing a character, suddenly realized something, turned his face, raised a finger, and then clenched his fist.

It means be careful, there is something out of the ordinary that can't spare you.

Lu Su also made an "oK" gesture.

"Get out!" Jin Duan waved his hand impatiently.

"See you later!"

When she went out, Worm Ting stuck her head in through the door and yelled at Jinduan: "Stupid, sow, big stupid!" ”

"You ......"

With a victorious expression on her face, Worm Ting slammed the door shut, and said to Lu Su with a smile: "Let's go!" ”

"Uh......"

How old are you? Lu Su thought to himself.

Insect Ting seemed to be in high spirits, sitting on the handrail of the spiral staircase, shouting, "Fly! Then he slid down.

When she fell to the ground extremely fast, Lu Su was already standing there waiting for her, she let out a "huh", looked up, and then looked at Lu Su in front of her: "Why are you running so fast!" ”

"Actually, I can teleport!" Lu Su said with a smile.

"Nonsense, a demon only has one demon skill!"

"Ahem, you're quiet!"

Although some people noticed their words and turned their faces, no one probably took them seriously. It's like if you say on the street that the Dark Demon Realm wants to rule the earth, others will only treat you as two hundred and five.

"You lied to me, Lu Su!"

"No, it's true! You see, I only have two ways to go downstairs, one is to jump down, and the other is to run down the stairs. ”

"Eun!"

"The second way is to go downstairs and you'll see me, so rule it out. If I jumped off, why is the floor under my feet good, you have studied physics, such a large acceleration, even if I don't fall to my death, the floor can't be intact! So, I'm teleporting. ”

"That's it!" It seems to be believed.

Lu Su couldn't help but want to laugh, could it be that Jin Duan likes to tease her, this girl's idea is too simple. He subconsciously glanced at the elevator that was slowly rising, which was his magic weapon of "teleportation".

But this sight betrayed him, and Worm Ting suddenly shouted: "Villain, you lied to me!" ”

"I knew I wouldn't look over there!"

"Humph, liar!" She jumped off the armrest in a huff, straightened her clothes, and walked out.

"Really?" Lu Su hurriedly followed.

Although it looks like a lily in the valley on the outside, it is actually very simple and clear on the inside, and I hope that this character will not be used by bad people one day.

When passing through the revolving door, Insect Ting suddenly turned her face and showed a sunny smile: "Lu Su, let's go on a date!" ”

"What!" Lu Su shouted in shock.

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