Chapter 573: Wake up disgusting
Lu Haoyi's trouser leg was dragged by the drunk woman, crying, "Why am I so unlucky, why can't I get married!" I'm not too demanding! I just want to find a man to live and be a good wife and mother, why is it so difficult? ”
A good wife and mother? Lu Haoyi heard the words to stop and break her fingers, and then she heard it again, she muttered, "The man I'm looking for is 180 tall, IQ110 or above, dignified appearance, of course the school he graduated from can't be too bad, the response must be fast enough, he must be able to keep up with my brain, he can't speak too slowly, he must distinguish between right and wrong, and he must be honest and sincere......."
Lu Haoyi directly and mercilessly broke her fingers, jumped out directly, closed the door, and walked on the stairs, such a request is still simple? No wonder you can't get married......
"Uncomfortable...... Am I so uncomfortable? Hanni Zhong said with a flushed face and pain.
"Vomit ......" vomited all over the bed, "much more comfortable." So he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
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Hanni Zhong was woken up by nausea, opened her eyes, and stared blankly at the mess in front of her.
"Ah......h
"Why does it smell so bad, why is it so dirty?" Zhong Hanni looked at her crumpled clothes full of vomit, and the bed was full of her greasy smell, and her hair was sticky and reached out to grab it, "Huh? Hanni Zhong rushed into the bathroom and took half a bottle of shower gel and shampoo before feeling slightly better.
After washing himself, the head of the crash machine began to run again, "I was drinking with Jiahui? We scold men? Then came a brat with a full head of blondness. I want to eat Lao Niang's tofu...... "I knocked on my head," and then a man who claimed to be his boyfriend came, boyfriend? How did I get back. Hanni Zhong looked horrified. Suddenly pushed open the bathroom door, and the sour smell came to my face, "Huh? Staring at the round eyes, looking at the vomit all over the bed, "poof......" laughed, if this look is down, the man is simply not human.
Cover your nose and mouth. With a look of disgust, I really want to cry without tears! How did her life become like this, and why was her life so miserable...... That's when the phone rang. Hanni Zhong immediately ran to the living room, and if she continued to stay, she would continue to vomit.
"It's you, Mom." Hanni Zhong said weakly.
Xia Chunxi said on the phone. "I called you more than a dozen times in the morning. You didn't receive it. ”
"I just got up, so I didn't hear your call." Hanni Zhong responded.
"I slept to death!"
"I was drunk last night, so I didn't hear it." Hanni Zhong said sadly.
"I'm still sad about yesterday's blind date." Xia Chunxi said worriedly.
"Can you not be sad? That bastard kept me an old virgin for the rest of my life. Zhong Hanni said and tears fell down her eyes.
"Don't be too ambitious, you look at the picks and picks, the worse they get." Xia Chunxi continued, "That's pretty much it!" ”
"Please, Mom, don't say that kind of thing, how can my vision be high!" Zhong Hanni took out tissue paper from the coffee table and wiped her eyes.
"You're going to find a man to marry. Just make do with it! Xia Chunxi was also rubbed out of temper by this daughter.
"What does it mean to make do casually, if you make do with it. Why did I wait until now? Am I living like this because I want to marry casually? Hanni Zhong yelled loudly, "No, I won't lower my eyes, and I won't make do with it." If it weren't for the perfect man who could compensate me, I would never have married. ”
"Then you just wait to be lonely and grow old!" Xia Chunxi was alarmist.
"Even if I become a lonely ghost, I will never marry. I'm going to hang up. "Don't speculate for more than half a sentence, Zhong Hanni threatened.
"Since you're in a bad mood, accompany your mother to inspect the store and relax." Xia Chunxi said softly.
"How can I be in that mood now, no, I don't want anything, I don't need anything but men. I'm going to hang up. Hanni Zhong said willfully.
"Don't cry." Listening to her crying, Xia Chunxi's heart was really uncomfortable as a mother.
"I'm going to cry or laugh, so you leave me alone." Zhong Hanni cried, "A woman who is not married doesn't even have the freedom to cry!" He hung up the phone, took out a tissue to wipe it, then found a mask from the first-aid kit in the living room, put it on, opened the window, and cleaned the room resignedly.
After three hours, the bedding was washed inside and out. What is it? Hanni Zhong saw the black cashmere coat under the dresser.
"Men's! How did it end up here? Hanni Zhong thought about it carefully, "That man's?" "I remembered that he didn't take advantage of the danger, and he still gave it back to others after dry cleaning.
"It's still a question." Hanni Zhong hurriedly took out her inner and outer pockets, and there was nothing except the supermarket receipts.
Looking at the receipt, the fruits and daily necessities are very ordinary, and there are no clues.
"Clues? Clue? Hanni Zhong stumbled out, opened the elevator door, went all the way down to the first floor, and found the management office.
"Miss Zhong, you're drunk." The Administrator greeted him when he saw him.
"How do you know I'm drunk." Hanni Zhong rubbed her temples.
"The man who brought you back said that!" The administrator smiled, "Speaking of which, your boyfriend is really good, the elevator broke down yesterday, and he actually carried you upstairs!" He then enthusiastically said, "I thought your boyfriend would stay and take care of you, but I didn't expect to come down in half an hour." ”
said and smiled, "Miss Zhong, to be honest, your boyfriend is so handsome!" ”
"Oh!" Zhong Hanni smiled awkwardly, turned to leave, and after entering the elevator, she counted with her fingers, "Climb fifteen floors, twenty minutes as fast, half an hour as slow, he carried me upstairs on his back, and it took half an hour to go downstairs, which means that he threw me down and left." Thinking of this, I don't know whether to be disappointed or happy, and suddenly angry, "Let me vomit all over the bed...... Hey! Thinking about it, my scalp tingled, "No, I must stop using those bedding and beds, and donate them." "If you use it again, there will be a shadow in my heart.
When I entered the house and saw the black coat in the living room, how should I return it to someone, I suddenly patted my head and said, "Oops! Why did I forget Jiahui, I was kindly sent back, Jiahui? Zhong Hanni scratched her head irritably, looked at the phone, picked up the phone and dialed Si Jiahui's house, "Hey! Hello, I'm Hanni Zhong, is Jiahui at home? ”
"At home! Okay, I'll be right there. Hanni Zhong hung up the phone, changed into clothes and took a taxi to Si Jiahui's house.
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Si Jiahui woke up the next day, her brain was pounding like a drum, Si Mu stood on the edge of the bed and looked at her condescendingly and asked, "Answer my question honestly, why are you drunk, why do strange men send you back, why do you go to places like dance halls." Thanks to a kind person who sent you back, otherwise, you would have come back with all your heart. ”
Si Jiahui pulled her long hair, she didn't know what was going on, she was simply faceless.
"Are you talking? The person who wants to get married, he was actually drunk and carried back by a stranger, how to explain to Alin. Si Mu nagged again, looking at Si Jiahui's angry face, Si Mu couldn't help but guess, "Could it be that the man who sent you back yesterday was really bad to you." I'll settle accounts with that guy now! Fortunately, he left his contact information, and I will definitely sue him for jail! ”
Si Jiahui raised her head suddenly, "hiss......" and said again, "Mommy, you have his contact information." ”
"Hmm!" Si Mu nodded and said, looking at her daughter's aggrieved appearance, she was even more sure that there was something wrong with the man, so she turned around and went out and called.
Although Si Jiahui was dazed, she vaguely remembered everything last night, it was really embarrassing, the face of the past 30 years was completely lost!
Li Shengli, who thought he was fine, received a call as soon as he got to work, so he drove over.
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Si Jiahui knew that people would come, and remembered the embarrassment last night, which alarmed the old people in the family again.
So I freshened up and knocked on my grandfather's and grandmother's room, and only my grandmother was in the room.
As soon as Grandma Si saw her eldest granddaughter come in, she said, "I see you drank a lot last night!" Isn't the stomach upset? ”
"I'm sorry, grandma! It won't happen again. Si Jiahui met the old man's loving eyes, "I promise!" Talk to me right in front of Grandpa! ”
"How could you be so drunk yesterday!" Grandma Si asked, "Is there anything unhappy?" ”
Si Jiahui said embarrassedly, "I don't know how it happened, and I haven't had a few drinks?" I don't think I drank much, but I promise I won't be like that again. ”
"Just pay attention in the future, definitely not like that! Needless to say. There are so many words about absolute in this world that it's easy to lose credibility. Grandma Si looked at her lovingly and said, "Alas...... In life, it is normal for this and that thing to happen, this life! It's all different, and anything strange can happen. This is life, and in retrospect, it is not a big deal, the sun rises as usual, and the earth turns. There is no chop that people can't get over when they live. ”
Si Jiahui always felt that the old man's sharp eyes had seen through something, sniffing and lowering his eyelids.
"But in fact, to put it bluntly, there is nothing special in this life, and there is no unpassable chop in life." Grandma Si waved her hand and said, "Okay, let's go out to eat!" Your mother made you a decanting soup. ”
"Yes! Grandmother. ”
"It's the first time in our family to make sobering soup for a woman!"
Si Jiahui, who was holding the doorknob, paused and said, "Not in the future, I'm going to die when I'm drunk and uncomfortable!" He turned around and went out.
Grandma Si looked at her back and sighed, what is the sky falling, to spoil herself like this.
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After Si Jiahui drank the sobering soup and ate a small half bowl of porridge, Li Shengli rang the doorbell of the Si family! (To be continued.) )