Chapter 092: Ask for a trick
When Zhang Tan rushed back to school.
At the entrance of the school, there was a small vendor selling books, and large plastic sheets were spread on the grass by the side of the road, on which were placed old books and magazines, astronomy and geography, story magazines, and graphic novels. There is an area in the middle of the plastic skin, and all of them are celebrity patches, and the most popular male and female stars nowadays have them.
Next to the plastic leather is a diesel tricycle with a large wooden board on top of the body, and on the wooden board are clusters of new pirated books.
These small traders buy used and pirated books from other places and set up stalls in rural schools. used to be Zhang Tan's favorite in his previous life, every time a small vendor came, Zhang Tan could soak in the bookstall and rummage non-stop, until the class bell rang.
"Detective, come and see, there's your book!"
Before Zhang Tan arrived, he heard someone calling him. It turned out to be the squad leader Ding Chunlong, squatting in front of the bookstall with a magazine in his hand, waving around.
There was a large circle of people around the bookshelf, including two girls in the class and Wang Benyu, a boy in the class.
was howled by Ding Chunlong, and suddenly the students around the bookstall all turned their heads to look at Zhang Tan who was riding a bicycle.
Zhang Tan's bicycle is a mountain bike, with straight handlebars and beams, and when riding, you need to bend over and lean forward. The weather is gradually thawing, and he has taken off his down jacket and changed into a spring and autumn coat, a stand-up collar jacket that keeps up with the pace of fashion. The hairstyle is still a fake light caliper head, and you can see the scalp faintly in the sunset.
Recently, Zhang Tan's complexion has been getting better and better, and he can no longer find his previous yellow muscles.
At first glance, it looks a bit like Xiaobei performed in Chinese in "Wo Ju".
His hairstyle is the first coach in football, David Beckham, and looks like the first warm man in "Snail House". "Another day, I'll give my stage name Xiaobei, the first talent in the literary world, Xiaobei", occasionally Zhang Tan will look in the mirror, bored to think of this problem, and feel that everyone is a handsome person with a cool hairstyle.
"However, it seems that there is also a Xiaobei in "Wulin Gaiden", and Mo Xiaobei, a big-mouthed girl."
At this time, Xiaobei, cough cough, Zhang Tan made a graceful brake and stopped at the side of the bookstall: "It's "Ancient Legends: Martial Arts Edition", which issue?" β
"The inaugural issue in December last year was serialized in your "Four Famous Capture of Kanto". Ding Chunlong said as he held up the magazine like a treasure.
Hearing the conversation, the owner of the bookstall looked at Zhang Tan in surprise, and spoke in Shandong: "Ah, what do you say, he is serialized in this magazine?" β
Wang Benyu stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhang Tan, and said exaggeratedly: "Zhang Tan, pen name Tan Zhang, the number one talent in our Shuangdun Middle School, every issue of "Ancient Legends: Martial Arts Edition" has his novels serialized, and now this guy has published books." β
"Oh, that's awesome." The bookstall owner's tone was erratic, as if he couldn't believe it.
Zhang Tan was already accustomed to this level of surprise, nodded to Ding Chunlong indifferently, stepped on the bicycle, and left a sentence: "Lao Ding, Wang Ben, let me keep a low profile." β
Then, under the gaze of a group of students who knew him more or less, he rode a mountain bike and walked into the school gate in a chic manner.
After experiencing a period of life as a campus figure and enjoying the attention of students, it is no longer possible to bring Zhang Tan any sense of achievement.
Shuangdun Middle School is too small.
Give him a kind of limitation to sit in the well and look at the sky.
When the weather warms up, he plans to go out for a walk more, instead of staying in Shuangdun Middle School to go to school step by step, living a two-point and one-line life.
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Climbing up the stairs, just around the corner, someone called out to him again.
It was Xu Weidong from the sixth class of high school, he was playing poker with others in the class, and when he saw Zhang Tan, he shouted: "Detective, detective." β
"Hairy?" Zhang Tan held the book under his arm and slowed down.
"Come and play cards."
"Fight."
"Come on." Xu Weidong ran out and pulled Zhang Tan, "Anyway, it's okay, I will fight the landlord." β
Zhang Tan was helplessly pulled into the sixth class of high school by Xu Weidong, and sighed secretly in his heart: Sometimes people are too popular, and it is also very troublesome, whatever happens, others like to pull you, and I feel that if I pull you, he will have face. This is similar to the fact that big bosses like to invite celebrities to accompany them at dinners.
Fight the landlord, four people fight.
Basically, Zhang Tan knows all the people who play cards, and even if they don't know each other, they have met. The two classes are only separated by a ladder, and it is difficult to see without seeing.
"Detective, are you still writing "The Four Famous Catchers of Beijing" recently?" It was Gao Ming who spoke, the tall goalkeeper in the sixth class of high school.
"Hmm."
"Can you arrange a role for me, don't have many scenes, just have a name."
"It can be arranged."
"Thank you so much." Gao Mingmei said, "Can you write a handsome guy in the wind in Yushu?" Because I'm more handsome myself, it's more in line with the actual situation to write like this. β
Seeing him with his sky-facing nostrils and outward-turned buckteeth, but he reached out to make a "I am handsome" hair-pulling action, Zhang Tan suddenly had a black line on his face.
Xu Weidong took a step ahead of him and mocked: "Xiaopiin, do you think you are very handsome?" I see your brain burned out, take a good look in the mirror! β
Gao Ming was furious when he heard this: "Get out of your shit!" How many times have I told you, I'm not allowed to say this nickname! β
"Say what's wrong with you, you pee in class, don't call you pee, what do you call!" Xu Weidong has an arrogant posture that you come to beat me.
Gao Ming glared: "You shout again." β
"Shout what's wrong with you, pee Ming!"
Gao Ming stood up in an uproar and pointed at Xu Weidong: "You shout again on a dog day and try it!" β
Xu Weidong was not to be outdone: "Pee Ming!" β
Gao Ming stared at him for three seconds, and suddenly changed to a smiling face: "If I ask you to shout, you can shout, you are so obedient, as good as my puppy." β
Now it's Xu Weidong's turn to shout dogs.
Looking at the boring, naΓ―ve, and low-level bickering between the two, Zhang Tan raised his eyebrows, and turned to ask the student who was playing cards next to him: "There is an allusion in the nickname Xiaopiin?" β
The student immediately reported the situation in detail.
It turned out that Gao Ming had an urgent need to urinate during chemistry class, but because the chemistry teacher didn't like to be interrupted in class, he had already greeted him in advance and said that before he went to class, he would go to the toilet quickly, and he was not allowed to go during class. So, Gao Ming didn't dare to raise his hand to report, and he couldn't hold back, so he chose to take out the crime tools and urinate along the table legs.
At that time, there was a commotion, which alarmed his tablemates...... Since then, Pee Ming has become a nickname for Gao Ming.
"What a strong man!" Zhang Tan gave a thumbs up, "Gao Ming, I know what role to give you: a hero with strong martial arts, but suffering from prostatitis, frequent urination, and inexhaustible urination, this is more in line with the actual situation." β
Poof!
The girl who had been eavesdropping on Zhang Tan's conversation in front of her burst out laughing on the spot.
Gao Ming blushed and said in everyone's ridicule: "Detective, you won't be so ruthless!" β
"Don't worry, I can properly arrange your appearance to be a little more handsome, rest assured, there are still positive advantages."
"Detective, writer, great writer, I beg you. I don't want to be handsome, as long as I'm not sick! β
Gao Ming begged bitterly, but Zhang Tan had made up his mind.
Of course, in "The Four Famous Hunters", he will not deliberately arrange these funny characters, after all, this is a serious martial arts. But when Zhang Tan occasionally has itchy hands and doesn't want to write about the four famous catches, he will try to create some short martial arts stories to change his mind.
Once upon a time in his last life, he also wrote martial arts novels between classes and dreamed of becoming a writer.
Just failed.
But this turbulent heart does not seem to have stopped beating, and now it is more energetic.
The original long story is too laborious, and I don't know if it's likable, so I don't think about it. But to create some original short stories, and if you have the opportunity to pick a few well-written ones in the future, and send them to the magazine for publication, it can be regarded as a matter of heart.
In the end, in Gao Ming's resentful eyes, Zhang Tan took a figure-eight step and returned to his class.
I'm busy thinking about prostatitis heroes.
For him, writing is a joyful thing.