Chapter 55: I Can Understand the Battle of Words
When he walked out of Bank of America, Kang Hu felt sad for Bank of America in his heart, and it was no wonder that an employee like Kevin would be surpassed by Citibank.
Bank of America is the second oldest bank in the United States, and it was founded only two years after the first bank in the United States, Bank of North America.
Bank of America is still the largest bank in the United States and one of the world's top 500 companies, but in a short time it will be replaced by Citibank, giving up the throne of the First Bank.
Kevin is just a relationship manager at Bank of America (Hong Kong) branch, but he not only assigns himself a secretary, but also uses his company's business to earn kickbacks, and Kang Hu has to feel sorry for Bank of America.
Kang Hu sighed at the door, and then said to Mai Jiahua beside him, "Do you want to have a drink?" ”
"Of course, today is my lucky day." Mak Ka Wah is very grateful for the attention given by Kang Hu.
So Kang Hu sat in Mak Ka Wah's car, and Mak Ka Wah recommended a place that he thought was good.
As a result, Kang Hu was taken to Lan Kwai Fong, which had been said to have no bar in Lan Kwai Fong, and the founder of Lan Kwai Fong, Sheng Zhiwen, would not open his first restaurant California here until 81 years.
Kang Hu was taken to an Italian restaurant by Mak Jiahua with a puzzled mood, and when he walked into the restaurant to observe, Kang Hu realized that this was a Yupis gathering place.
UPPIS is the name of Western countries, and the Chinese name is white-collar or petty bourgeoisie.
Mai Jiahua found a familiar position, and then skillfully ordered food to the waiter, and when it was Kang Hu's turn, Kang Hu only said "metoo." ”
"Well, it's nice here!" After Mai Jiahua and the other waiters left, they asked Kang Hu for comments.
"It's not bad, it's just that it's all you foreigners, so I look very different here." Kang Hu quipped.
In fact, what Kang Hu was thinking at this time was, should he take advantage of the fact that Lan Kwai Fong was not yet prosperous, you must know that this place will be expensive in the future!
The two chatted for a while, and the dishes they ordered were all served, and the two began to turn their attention to dinner.
didn't eat for a while, and the conversation at the table behind Kang Hu made Kang Hu's dining action pause.
At the table facing Kang Hu's backs were four young foreigners, three men and one woman, two red-haired men sitting with their backs to Kang Hu, and the other man and a woman seemed to be a couple sitting in the position facing Kang Hu, and they had been communicating in English when Kang Hu had just sat down.
After Kang Hu's food came up, the two red-haired young men behind him actually spoke Icelandic, and the conversation that made Kang Hu stop was the content of the conversation between the two red-haired young men in Icelandic now.
The red-haired man on the left said, "Thor, you see there's a Hong Kong man sitting behind you." ”
The man named Thor probably looked back, paused before saying: "It's really unlucky, how can I meet Hong Kong people here, isn't it enough for me to look at them for a day, I can't avoid them here, I really damn it." ”
The man on the left laughed, "Don't forget that you are in Hong Kong, but I also hate this person, and the air has turned bad because of this person." ”
Thor seemed to be on the G-spot, and quickly replied, "Yes, you're right, Batasar, it's all this damn Minion polluting the air." ”
"Thor......" Batasar was about to continue when a napkin fell on his head, and then a hand pressed his head.
At that moment, an Icelandic voice came from behind him in Batasa.
"What you just said makes me angry." The voice was cold, reminding him of the cold winter in his hometown.
At this time, Thor on the side said in English, "What are you doing?" ”
"What am I doing, can you repeat what you just said in English?" Kang Hu also changed to English.
Tolton's speechlessness was at a loss for words, he never thought that he would meet a Hong Kong man who could understand Icelandic, knowing that even in Europe, not many people would be afraid to learn a remote language like Icelandic.
In fact, he was right, even in the 21st century, not many people in China learn Icelandic, and some people have never even heard of Iceland.
But who made them meet Kanghu, especially Kanghu who has recently learned all the Germanic languages, in fact, Kanghu has already learned all the languages of other major European countries except for the Germanic language family, who made Kanghu very idle for a while!
Tolle paused for a moment and said, "This is British Hong Kong, and it's too ungentlemanly for you to do this." ”
"You guys were gentlemen just now?" Kang Hu was amused by Thor's words, and asked sarcastically.
"Okay, let's ......" Thor was about to apologize, as he had seen that Batasar couldn't even open his mouth in pain.
"What are you doing, you yellow monkey." The remaining male voice at the table interrupted Thor's words, and the "yellow monkey" behind him was in Dutch.
When Kang Hu heard the back, his eyes glared and he said in Dutch: "You white-skinned pig, do you want to die?" ”
The other brown-haired man at the same table as Thor was stunned for a moment when he didn't expect Kang Hu to speak Dutch.
The brown-haired man was stunned, but Kang Hu was not stunned, he took a step forward, walked to the man's side, grabbed a napkin and dragged it in his hand, and then pressed the man who stood up when he spoke back into the chair.
In this way, Kang Hu pressed the heads of the two foreigners one by one, full of domineering, and these two foreigners knew that the pain was terrible just from the expressions on their faces.
At this time, the woman who was sitting next to the brown-haired man, probably his girlfriend, stood up, she shouted and shouted: "Let go of Martin", and after saying that, she wanted to reach out and grab Kang Hu's hand, Kang Hu's eyes flashed coldly, and she glared at her coldly, so she took a step back and sat back in the chair in fright.
Having said so much, in fact, it was only a matter of one minute, and at this time, Mai Jiahua also reacted from Kang Hu's movements.
"Dear Kang, what's going on?" Mak Jiahua walked up to Kang Hu and asked after taking a look at the situation.
"They scolded me in Icelandic just now, thinking I couldn't understand," Kang Hu said coldly, feeling puzzled and angry and said in Sichuan: "Damn, I'm too lazy to burn the worms, and I'm trying to get my life." ”
Kang Hu was a little happier after scolding, and it was the most refreshing to return the other body in his own way.
Although Mak Ka-wah has lived in Hong Kong for 7 years, he really can't understand Sichuanese.
These foreigners stand in Hong Kong instinctively have the heart of superiority, because Hong Kong is a colony, and these UPIs carry large briefcases all day long, in and out of hotels, office buildings, conference rooms, terminals, business clubs, and then elegantly shake hands with customers, smile, exchange business cards, sign cooperation intentions, these foreigners think that Hong Kong is so prosperous with them.
The dominance of foreigners also comes from Hong Kong, there are no Chinese as officials, Hong Kong will even have the highest head of the police is a foreigner, Hong Kong was only in 1989 by Li Junxia as the commissioner of police, becoming the first Chinese to hold this post, how much of this is because of the imminent return of Hong Kong I don't know.
For these self-righteous foreigners, Kang Hu will not get used to them.
Then more and more foreigners saw what was happening here, and at first they could speak in English, but under the provocation of some obviously racist people, the excitement turned into a war of swearing.
These foreigners come from all over the world, and they speak a variety of languages, at first they can speak in English, and when they speak quickly, they all become their native languages, and as a result, they can refute what they say in the same language.
Kang Hu is like Zhuge Liang's tongue battle group of Confucians, and foreigners are a bit like the group females of Zhou Xingxing's tongue battle in "Jiupin Sesame Official".
The whole restaurant is so lively! The most bitter people are still the two people who were held down by Kang Hu, and they are now really suffering and can't be said.
The whole restaurant turned into a live show, with Kang Hu and Batasar in the innermost part, surrounded by some racists, and outside it was a lively scene.
At the very beginning, Mak Jiahua was pushed outside by Kang Hu.
Kang Hu scolded that is called a cool, Huaguo is not only a lot of people, all kinds of scolding words are also varied, Kang Hu uses his super brain, that is not the same scolding, translate all kinds of scolding words into various language versions, scold to the end, all foreigners become the eunuch Li Lianying who was scolded by Zhou Xingxing to the end in "Jiupin Sesame Official".
The foreigners were scolded one by one, but Kang Hu was still full of breath.
PS Xiaosan himself has never failed the English exam, so I won't lose that person, and the characters call me basically in Chinese, forgive me!! (Zhuge Liang's tongue battle group Confucianism video address, I sent it to the work, or interested friends can search for it by themselves)