Fourth, scare ghosts

After a few more days, Director Qian was unwilling, he thought to himself that he had released such a big wind, how could he say that he would take it back now. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info If you don't do it, you must do it.

As the saying goes: "The bird thief captures the king first, as long as the bistable state can be understood by me, then his children can only listen to him." Thinking of this, he reached out and picked up the application report again, walked out of his office on the eighteenth floor, and mustered up the courage to walk towards the bistable office on the fourth floor.

He pushed the door open and entered, and saw Bistable sitting in the boss's chair, with his head up to the ceiling, his hands on the armrests, as if thinking about something. Director Qian walked into the office and deliberately coughed twice, so shocked that Bistable stopped thinking, and when he saw Director Qian walking in, he hurriedly said, "You are here, sit here." He stood up, took a few steps forward, and let Director Qian sit down on a chair across from the boss's table.

After Director Qian sat down, he chattered and said, "You see that I have released the wind of the ghost hunting charity performance in the newspaper, and I am now riding a tiger and it is difficult to get rid of the water! Double chairman, I just held a ghost hunting charity performance for the opening of the foundation, you have to think of a way for me!"

He couldn't sit still, he stood up and took a few steps forward, walking back and forth in front of the bistable boss's desk as if he had lost his soul. Bistable sat down on the chair behind the boss's desk, he looked at Mr. Qian like a spirit-summoning ghost, one moment opened his mouth to complain, one moment sighed, one moment waved his hand and shook his head, he kept walking around the table, and his mouth was constantly muttering.

He watched Mr. Qian's performance at the table, and felt very curious in his heart, when he used to go to school, he often saw Mr. Qian glaring at the students, but he didn't expect that Mr. Qian in front of him turned into a troublesome child who looked like a failed begging for candy.

After a while, Mr. Qian was still there chattering about his ghost hunting charity performance. Shuangwen said in a somewhat sarcastic tone: "I admire Mr. Qian's perseverance, but this matter can't be done as you think in your heart." ”

After Shuangstable finished speaking, he wondered a little in his heart, if this teacher Qian was pestered here, it would also be a problem. Bistable sat in the boss's chair and thought for a moment before saying, "Then you can bring the report and let me see it." ”

As soon as Director Qian heard that he was going to read the report, he felt that there was probably a Pula in this matter, so he hurriedly stepped forward respectfully, stretched out his hands and handed the report to Bistable. Bistable took the report and looked at a few pages and said, "The cost of the two statues is 2.5 million yuan, the cost is too high! The cost is too high!" he said, reaching out and putting the report in his hand on the table.

Director Qian asked unhappily: "Then you say, how much does it cost?" Bistable stretched out his right hand unhurriedly, stretched out five fingers and said, "Five is enough." Director Qian asked unremittingly, "How much is five?" and "Is that five hundred yuan?"

"What? Wu Baiyuan!" Director Qian asked in surprise: "Wu Baiyuan can build two statues?" After listening to him, he sat on the boss's chair and bent his head forward, and said secretly: "You see that in today's society, most people are scaring ghosts, and there are those who really catch ghosts." You just need to scare the ghosts away, and then you can use the money for good. ”

Director Qian also bent down at this time, he stretched his head forward and asked, "What tricks do you have, can you do more with less?" You don't need to build the statue you said, on the night of the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, you only need to buy two big wooden boards, I asked Mao Dan to draw two big portraits for you, you only need to paste the portraits of Buddha Tuo and Zhong Kui painted by Mao Dan on the big wooden board, and then put these two big wooden boards upright in the open space at the gate, you are also like a Taoist priest who does things, draw talismans and chant spells to drive away ghosts and evil spirits, you only need to perform there to scare the ghosts away. ”

Director Qian couldn't help laughing, he said: "The double chairman is fooling the ghost now, you can really do it! You can really do it!" Director Qian stretched out his thumb and said: "You dare to fool even ghosts, that's really good!" "No, what, I'm not fooling ghosts, I'm fooling you! I can fool you away, then I won't have to worry about it." ”

"Ha, ha, ha-------。 Director Qian leaned forward and leaned back with a long laugh, and his saliva was long, and he straightened up and said, "It doesn't matter if you are fooling the ghost, or if you are fooling me." This time, I will listen to you, spend less money and do more, and use Wu Baiyuan to fool the ghost as you said. ”

Shuangwen stood up, he took out five hundred yuan from his pocket, stretched out his hand and handed it to Director Qian, and said to him: "This money will be handed over to you, you go and get things done, and don't come to me again for this matter." ”