Chapter 13: Young Man, You're So Handsome!
Does Fang Huohuo want to live here?
Of course not! If it's a person, you don't want to live here.
Does Fang Huohuo want to be poor?
Of course not! If you are a person, you don't want to be so poor for the rest of your life.
However, Fang Huohuo is completely helpless? He was also very helpless, after all, Fang Huohuo was still in high school, and he didn't have any extra time to make money, and he didn't have to pay the money for studying.
However, he has to find the money in his usual life, and in this society, no money is his grandson, so in desperation, he found a part-time job, a part-time job that only works on Saturdays and Sundays.
He's been doing this part-time job for a long time, really, for a long, long time, and that's why he wasn't as excited as the other students on Friday.
Because, he still has part-time jobs to do on Saturdays and Sundays, and an ordinary life is to work hard and work hard.
Of course, it is estimated that people in the third year of high school can't be excited, after all, the college entrance examination is coming soon, so how can there be any time to be excited.
Maybe it's just a little bit of relaxation.
Therefore, in the face of Erha's shock and doubts, Fang Huohuo was really helpless, but the master had more than enough heart but not enough strength!
"You're so poor, so I'm not going to starve with you? Ay...... It's really unacceptable! So poor! ”
Erha pretended to sigh and said.
"Didn't you wake up just now? Still want to get beaten? ”
Fang Huohuo looked at Erha with a somewhat ugly face and said.
This dog really has the attribute of being able to anger people, and it is still in the well, this kind of dog still dares to claim to be a philosopher, Fang Huohuo really wants to pry open Erha's head, and then see what is in its head?
It is estimated that all are 2.222222.
"Hmph, it's just the use of force, it's really rude, rude, but, fortunately, my great philosopher doesn't care about this."
Although Erha was scared in his heart, on the surface, Erha still said with a hard face, and it seemed that he was not afraid of Fang Huohuo.
However, he didn't know that its expression was really funny and funny.
"Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to worry about this, let's wash and sleep, it's getting late, and I have to go to work tomorrow to work part-time?"
Fang Huohuo said angrily.
"What? Went to bed so early? No way? I haven't eaten yet, have I? If this continues, the philosopher's body can't stand it, right? ”
Erha said with a shocked face, his expression completely disbelieving. Its arrogant self-esteem is really hard to accept, why don't you eat? If you don't eat, you're going to starve to death, huh?
"Eat? What to eat? ”
Fang Huohuo asked with some confusion, he has never had the habit of eating, what kind of food does he eat at night, isn't this a waste of money?
There is only one thing at night, and that is to sleep, and if you can't sleep, there is also cultivation, hard cultivation.
As long as you fall asleep, who cares if you're hungry or not?
In other words, if you cultivate, you won't feel hungry if you cultivate hard.
"Please, don't you have the slightest idea of dinner in your head? No wonder you are so thin, it is estimated that it is caused by malnutrition. How sad! ”
Erha said in a broken way on the bed, and as soon as he said it, he pulled it to Fang Huohuo's body, and even said "sadness".
"You think too much, god-like teenagers never eat breakfast and dinner, can't sleep after eating, and don't know such a simple problem?"
Fang Huohuo looked at Erha with disdain and said, he has always thought so, he has been like this for a long, long time.
"I'm really going, your thinking is really beyond ordinary people, aren't you human, human beings must eat three meals, no, all living things have to eat breakfast, dinner, and lunch."
Erha said with a thoughtful look.
"No money? How to eat? ”
Fang Huohuo said innocently, he said a key question: money is the key, what do you eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you don't have money, let's drink the northwest wind and sleep!
"You...... Are you really that poor? Can't eat? My God? This ......"
Erha said with a smile on his face, his expression was very in place, which surprised Fang Huohuo.
"If you look at my living conditions, you should know that I can't get rich. You can't see such a simple thing, are you really stupid? ”
Fang Huohuo looked at Erha again with disdain and said.
"But, I didn't expect you to be able to uncover the pot? No, I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to chase my foodie path, I'm going to get out of here......"
Erha made a gesture and wanted to run out of the room, but Fang Huohuo had long been wary of its action of wanting to sneak away.
So, Fang Huohuo grabbed Erha's tail, and then pulled Erha's body hard, and kept saying in his mouth: "You're a monster, a monster, can't you even hold on to this difficulty?"
"Youkai, what about youkai? It's not about eating yet. ”
Erha's claws clung to the ground fiercely, but he didn't let go, and he felt like he was going to fight hard.
"You're a philosopher, huh? Aren't philosophers all about following their own inner thoughts? Don't bother yourself with food. ”
Fang Huohuo pulled Erha's tail, and the two reached a white-hot situation.
"Philosophers are also human beings, and they also have to eat, right? The only thought in my mind right now is: eat, eat! Don't stop me! ”
Erha gritted his teeth and said.
"Come back!"
Fang Huohuo's strength was already greater than that of ordinary people, so with the spiritual power running, Erha's body was directly thrown to the bed by Fang Huohuo.
"You really are an oppressive slave owner, slave owner! However, I will not succumb to your coercion. ”
Erha said with a sad face.
"Hey, I'm a little strange, are you deliberately finding fault, before I find you, aren't you just a stray dog? How? Suddenly I have a thought, and the shelf is bigger? ”
Fang Huohuo spat and said: "With your body, it is estimated that you will not starve to death if you don't eat for ten days and half a month, you really don't have to smoke!"
"Forget it, if you really want to leave, then you can go, if you are captured by a group of evil scientists and dissected and studied, I will not save you."
Fang Huohuo yawned, a wave of drowsiness swept over, he decided not to cultivate today, and he didn't pay attention to Erha, no matter what it was, just take a good rest, there is still a part-time job to do tomorrow.
There are still quite a lot of things about teenagers.
Fang Huohuo lay on the bed and fell asleep directly, completely ignoring Erha's state, what he said was indeed right.
Erha also understands that he is no longer an ordinary dog, but a talking monster dog.
If you can't help but suddenly say something in front of others one day, then it is estimated that you will be treated as an alien.
Imagine that your body is dissected and studied, and Erha has a cold war, hey, people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads!
Erha glanced at Fang Huohuo, who was like a baby, and fell into deep thought:
Follow this teenager, is it reliable or not!
………………
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, Fang Huohuo stood up energetically to the shouts of the middle-aged strong man, and a new day began again.
"God-like boy, come on, come on!"
Fang Huohuo clenched his hands into fists and shouted, his face filled with an optimistic smile.
"Let's go, Erha, let's go to work and work part-time."
Fang Huohuo glanced back at Erha, and then woke up Erha, Erha opened his eyes in a daze, and then looked at Fang Huohuo blankly, looking at the situation, it seemed that he had not come back to his senses.
"Erha ......"
Fang Huohuo suddenly shouted next to Erha's ear, the sound was extremely loud, and Erha's body immediately trembled.
Obviously, Fang Huohuo's prank scared it a lot, but the benefits were still huge, at least, Erha was sober.
"Boy, do you know that you can easily cause a short circuit in my brain like this, and that will be dangerous. It's irresponsible for you to do that! ”
Erha stared at Fang Huohuo with an unhappy face and said.
"Danger, what's so dangerous about this?"
The boy said a little speechlessly.
"If you are like this, it is easy to scare me into having no master, and I may become an idiot in the future, like this. You're in big trouble! ”
Erha said with a look of "you are going to be unlucky".
"Cut, blow, blow!"
Fang Huohuo said angrily, and then ignored it.
"Hey, the world of philosophers, how can ordinary people understand, and the world of monsters, how can mortals understand."
Erha said with a lonely face, his eyes full of vicissitudes.
However, Fang Huohuo's next sentence directly turned it into a sycophant.
"If you want to eat, follow me."
"Oh, the boy is really handsome, and he directly blinded my dog's eyes."
"Young man, I look left and right, I think you must be the dragon and phoenix among people? What will you do in the future? ”
"Young man, you are very talented, talented and beautiful, awesome and coaxing! I adore you! ”
"Speak human words!"
Fang Huohuo touched his brows, my God.
"What are we going to eat later?"
Erha said with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Eat noodles!"